(07-21-2013 08:16 AM)Fisto Wrote: Just met Neil Skywalker, he's a cool hombre. I'm not going to try and make him melt down anymore.. sorry neil!
haha nice!
Okay, a periodic return to vagrancy last night.
In Cambodia. Backpacker vibe is not really my thing, but damn I'm feeling the vibe here. A couple wild stories already from one night of letting loose.
First had one girl eyeballing me in the club last night and I kept avoiding talking to her - yep I'm one of those little hoes that plays hard to get. She sat down and watched her Cambodian friends playing pool. They were damn good - moneyed, somewhat-gangster looking guys. I watched for a while and then stepped up to play, thinking I was going to get dusted, and slaughtered the guy I played. Then went back to the bar. The way I nonchalantly delivered this display seemed to get the girl creaming and she moved on to dancing while eyeballing me. Finally I looked over and held up my beer to ask if she wanted one and waved her over. She came and sat down and we started talking.
Then she got really weird. I'd never seen an Asian girl do this but I felt like she was hard core a'moging me or something?? Making fun of me to get these white girls standing next to her to laugh. I was good-natured about it at first but it quickly got tiring so I moved to another part of the bar, which really bummed her out, but you could tell by look on her face that she knew she crossed the line. I'm seriously not that sensitive about these things but she really laid it on thick and was pretty annoying.
So she kept beckoning me back over, but I just ignored her and hit on some other girls. I went back to the pool table and she walked up and said she was leaving and asked if I wanted to go eat with her. Told me she had fallen in love with me. LOL I told her only if she paid for my dinner, and she said okay.
So we went to this restaurant where she knew some people. Some spoke Thai, so I got to bullshitting with them in that tongue and they loved me. Drank some more beers. The bill came and I went ahead and paid it, as not to be a dick. Didn't ask her if she wanted to go to my room - just started walking that way and she was holding my hand so she came along.
She started whining about her feet so I piggybacked her a ways, running to get her laughing. Then I put her down and she insisted on getting a tuk tuk even though I said it was just around the corner, and she even paid for it herself. Okay, up to you, I thought.
Then we got to the room and I left her in the hall to go get the key. But the guy running the desk, who I hadn't met yet, wouldn't give me the key as I was unsure of my room number and didn't have my passport. Finally it turned out that "his boss said" he couldn't let guests takes girls to the rooms. WTF? I'm a 32-year old man and you're going to tell me who I can have in my room? I mean, I could understand if it'd been a posted policy, but I wouldn't have stayed there if it had been. Guy totally shot my game. In my opinion, he owes me not only for that room but for another I got later in the night.
I walked her to a tuk tuk and sent her off with nothing to show but a phone number. Apparently she thinks we're dating now???
Went and took my key from the desk guy. I must admit that I was kind of an aggressive dick to him, which I usually avoid out this direction, but seriously man...Decided then to keep the key with me and went back to the club. Ended up in another club where all these girls were mad-dogging me. One grabbed my hand and drug me outside only to tell me she expected money. I laughed and went back inside.
I was invited to the table of a guy that worked for the club and we were bullshitting for a while. Then another girl started swarming me and I told her multiple times I didn't pay. She wasn't very good-looking but it was late and I was drunk and she was dragging me out of there by her arm, offering to pay for the tuk tuk even, etc. Okay, fuck it. I was almost embarrassed leaving with her as a couple hotties were around looking at me but what the hell.
Then her and the tuk tuk driver get me about 10 minutes away and pull up to a room and she has the tuk tuk driver tell me she wants money. WTF? Big story change.
I get out and at this point I'm raging mad (mostly the booze) and walking down the road with my fists clenched, muttering under my breath. Not sure if I'm even going the right direction. Finally I calm down enough to ask someone and it appears I'm going the right way.
A tuk tuk driver stops to talk to me and is following along and I tell him get away from me and don't follow me and that I'm pissed off. He says something to the effect of "Just because one person did you wrong doesn't mean you should be mad everybody." He was right but I wasn't hearing it.
I keep going and then my sandal breaks....Now I'm literally pissed the fuck off. I pick up my shoes and walk for maybe twenty or thirty more minutes barefoot and end up back near my room, where I come across a circle of tuk tuk drivers around a small beer booth. I walk up and angrily ask for a beer and one of the guys starts questioning me about what happened.
When I tell him, he not only fixes my shoe for me but takes me into this tuk tuk, which is parked up against another one, and 6 or 7 drivers are sitting there drinking and bullshiting, with another 8 guys swarmed around leaning in. They sit me down and I end up having a good time partying with them - they even gave me a ride back to my room for free to make up what the other random driver and girl pulled on me (though not really the driver's fault now that I think of it). A free ride? At this point, Cambodian people have earned back my respect!
After they drive me back, I leave again. haha End up just a block away from my room, where some ladyboy keeps offering me a blowjob and these other girls keep eye-fucking me. I leave to another bar and one ditches the old man she was with to come find me and insists on getting a room next door, since we can't go to mine. I said no pay multiple times and she says don't worry.
Kinda older and not very good-looking (whatsoever) but one of the better blowjobs in my life. Holy shit. Way better than I've ever had from a Thai girl. Banged her out a couple times and wake up in the morning regretting even fucking her.
And what happens? Of course she wants me to pay. Aaaargh. "Are you fucking serious?" I said. "You remember last night you said don't worry about it?" She agrees that's what she said, but get this, thinks I should still pay because I have more money. LOL I also tried to explain to her that it was she that wanted me and not the other way around, but she only proceeds to curl up on the bed and pout, telling me about her money problems.
I was arguing it for awhile then she dropped a threat about the cops and having a "problem." I said go ahead and call them, and apparently I'm shit at bluffing because she asked for my phone, which I assumed she was going to use for calling some tough guys instead of a cop.
I decided I'd rather not having a grudge going with a prostitute on my first night in the wild west of Asia, nor do I fancy an ass-kicking from a mutt-pack of these wiry ass Cambodian guys who have nothing to lose, so I threw $10 on the bed and told her not to even talk to me if I ever saw her again and to get the hell out.
I came out to pay for the room, as I'd overstayed checkout, and guess who counted out my change? LOL Yep, the hooker. Appears she worked there. I took my money, said thanks to the hotel guy, ignored her, and left. At least she didn't try to keep my change, so I think we're good if I just ignore here from here on out.
No more hookers in Cambodia. Fucking dick's going to fall off if I'm not careful. Might call the short ass cutie that bought her own tuk tuk though. She seemed a bit crazy but from a few hints she dropped I think she plays the foreign boyfriend game rather than straight up hooking. The lesser of two evils, I suppose.
Back to my usual mellow self. Going to work in the room for a couple days (a new one) and then seek out the local clubs to hit up some higher class puss. Not trying to get back into the party scene especially after how last night went, and it seems a real danger here. On a better note, the women are not too bad here. I expected them to be uglier, but I've seen some real cuties. Not stunners but I get the sense that the ones that are really hot are going to be drop dead gorgeous.
And 0.50 for a beer? Fucking hell...
Major lesson from the story: If your hotel refuses a bitch, take her somewhere else. You're only going to step out into public with a loaded weapon in your pants and get yourself in trouble if you don't.