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(01-31-2013 01:34 PM)Hades Wrote:  That guy is crazy but it did get me thinking on what a good response would be to a question like that.

"Do you lift?"

"Actually, no" Continue on my merry way.

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It's a hilarious video. If a random dude were to confront me like that I'd just start cracking up and think it was funny, even though I go to the gym regularly. No reason to fight over a guy talking a little trash, more people have to remember that and stop taking such offense when people talk shit to them. Especially in bars/places where alcohol is served.

Having said that, Vitaly is gonna get knocked out by someone one of these days, but I'm sure he'll still post that video.

He's a funny ass dude, hope he keeps pumping out quality content.
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You have to remember that guys in the south are brought up in a culture of honor. Think Hatfields and McCoys, it was brought over from Scotland and Ireland or wherever. It's been proven they are quick to anger and fight. This guy is also kinda in their faces about it and challenging their manhood. Funny shit.
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(01-31-2013 05:07 PM)painter Wrote:  Do you even diet? that would be hilarious! There would definitely be screaming, shrieking, scratching, slapping and fighting. White knights would jump right in too, "Did you call her fat, bro?"

Dude might get himself killed doing that!

Go up to Whiteknights, "Do you even get laid, bro?"

"Do you fuck girls?"
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He should ask Brits if they even brush their teeth Troll
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(01-31-2013 05:07 PM)painter Wrote:  Dude might get himself killed doing that!

In the Zombie Attack Prank, one of the brothers does pull a gun and briefly point it at him while fleeing in terror...

Since racial reactions are gaining a lot of attention:

I first saw the Miami Zombie Prank on Tosh.O. Vitaly was there via webcam interview and when asked if he only targeted black people, since that's all you see in the video. He said, "No. I started with white people and got zero reaction, apart from laughs. The black people freaked out in every circumstance, so that's when I went into an all black neighborhood and started filming."

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(01-31-2013 05:51 PM)houston Wrote:  He should ask Brits if they even brush their teeth Troll

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It really is funny that guys would be deeply offended by being called 'small' even when they are obviously ripped.
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Heh, awesome video, definitely up there with the "How to Pick Up Girls" ones.

I take lifting and such pretty seriously, but I'm legit skinny as fuck, and I think I'd just laugh at somebody if they did this. Kind of lame if you're ready to throw down with some random nut on the street for vaguely mocking you... Isn't one of the points of gaining muscle to increase your self confidence? Tongue
Seeing an amateur kickboxer who didn't look bigger than a welterweight beat the living shit out of a gigantic bodybuilder kind of made massive guys a lot less intimidating from then on...

As an aside, it really tickled me that the guy at 2:38 (who looked like the most trouble by far, fight-wise) just shrugged it off and fucking shook Vitaly's hand for "motivating him". Laugh
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The very first guy is illustrative of a very important principle. Anybody who takes the time to tell you how dangerous they are isn't very dangerous at all.
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(02-01-2013 12:53 AM)j r Wrote:  The very first guy is illustrative of a very important principle. Anybody who takes the time to tell you how dangerous they are isn't very dangerous at all.
Yes, I saw a bunch of threats and talking but no punches. He should try it on the streets and not a campus.
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It was obviously shot close to a big gym or sports centre on a college campus. He would have been asking for trouble if he had said that to a lighterweight MMA guy. He was pretty in your face. If it had not been done near a big gym he would have looked even more of a twat, most of the guys could see he worked out as well and generally got what he was on about, the last few guys well, he should have used his head a bit more.
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(01-31-2013 05:51 PM)houston Wrote:  He should ask Brits if they even brush their teeth Troll

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(01-31-2013 01:42 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 01:37 PM)Hannibal Wrote:  Yeah, I'm starting to think how I should respond if someone actually challenges my masculinity in public.

Sharp tongue and a quick right.

Let dudes know that you will not tolerate such disrespect. If they persist, knock 'em the fuck out. End of story.

In my book, guys like this never get a chance to say "I'm just fucking with you," because fucking with me means disrespecting me, and that is not acceptable under any circumstance.

not trolling, but aren't you like 5'6"?

Vitaly is well over 6 foot and fairly solid.

You reckon you would really go him?
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(02-01-2013 05:06 AM)bonkers Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 01:42 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 01:37 PM)Hannibal Wrote:  Yeah, I'm starting to think how I should respond if someone actually challenges my masculinity in public.

Sharp tongue and a quick right.

Let dudes know that you will not tolerate such disrespect. If they persist, knock 'em the fuck out. End of story.

In my book, guys like this never get a chance to say "I'm just fucking with you," because fucking with me means disrespecting me, and that is not acceptable under any circumstance.

not trolling, but aren't you like 5'6"?

Vitaly is well over 6 foot and fairly solid.

You reckon you would really go him?

Yes. I don't take shit from anyone. The first fistfight I was ever in was against a dude that was about 6' 1".

Guess who bystanders were pulling off who?

There was another time some asshole threw a rock at me, so I put his face into the concrete in view of a city police officer that quickly took me away.

Don't get me wrong, I've taken an assbeating or two before, but no man will ever disrespect me face-to-face without being challenged.

(02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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Short guys always flip.

Rarely see a taller give with attitude. If someone's being a bitch it's always some guy with Napoleon complex. They also tend to throw stuff, like glasses, bottles.
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(02-01-2013 05:20 AM)MSW2007 Wrote:  
(02-01-2013 05:06 AM)bonkers Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 01:42 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 01:37 PM)Hannibal Wrote:  Yeah, I'm starting to think how I should respond if someone actually challenges my masculinity in public.

Sharp tongue and a quick right.

Let dudes know that you will not tolerate such disrespect. If they persist, knock 'em the fuck out. End of story.

In my book, guys like this never get a chance to say "I'm just fucking with you," because fucking with me means disrespecting me, and that is not acceptable under any circumstance.

not trolling, but aren't you like 5'6"?

Vitaly is well over 6 foot and fairly solid.

You reckon you would really go him?

Yes. I don't take shit from anyone. The first fistfight I was ever in was against a dude that was about 6' 1".

Guess who bystanders were pulling off who?

There was another time some asshole threw a rock at me, so I put his face into the concrete in view of a city police officer that quickly took me away.

Don't get me wrong, I've taken an assbeating or two before, but no man will ever disrespect me face-to-face without being challenged.

Reading your posts in the topic, I imagine you being this thug life YG kid from the kisses video with the red pants @ 02:04. He said afterwards : "I was gonna knock your shit out." Yeah, I'm sure that's what would've happened... I mean I saw this small dude, beating up a 6ft guy once. This must mean that the lighter and smaller guys will always win.




I wouldn't say the people's reaction is a matter of race. Keep in mind when out shooting pranks, you may approach people for 2-3 hours and in the 3 minutes you post only the interesting reactions, that you received. You can see in his other videos that sometimes black and Arab dudes get mad too. Having enormous balls myself, I've done this do you even lift trolling, but only to huge guys of all colours. Telling them also "what's with the skinny arms, no way they're more than 5 inches bigger than my thighs!" None of them got aggressive, they all laughed. I just checked my HD, even have one on video from last summer. The guys that may get aggressive are not very big and shredded, as you can see in the video. I may try it in EE this summer and post it online.
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^ Apparently you haven't read my posts, because I've mentioned more than once that I've both taken assbeatings and delivered them.

If you read some of my posts in other, related threads, you'd know that in the last couple of years I've got training in krav maga. My earliest lessons in how to fight came from golden gloves and my father (the latter always suggesting that, if in a streetfight, see how many times you can punch a guy in the face before he hits the ground).

As far as being "thug life" - I grew up around a lot of projects but not once have I ever declared myself to be a thug, hood, ghetto, or anything like that. I'm simply a man with a very low tolerance for disrespect.

Quote:I mean I saw this small dude, beating up a 6ft guy once. This must mean that the lighter and smaller guys will always win.

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(02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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(02-01-2013 01:32 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  ^ Apparently you haven't read my posts, because I've mentioned more than once that I've both taken assbeatings and delivered them.

If you read some of my posts in other, related threads, you'd know that in the last couple of years I've got training in krav maga. My earliest lessons in how to fight came from golden gloves and my father (the latter always suggesting that, if in a streetfight, see how many times you can punch a guy in the face before he hits the ground).

As far as being "thug life" - I grew up around a lot of projects but not once have I ever declared myself to be a thug, hood, ghetto, or anything like that. I'm simply a man with a very low tolerance for disrespect.

Quote:I mean I saw this small dude, beating up a 6ft guy once. This must mean that the lighter and smaller guys will always win.

Troll

I just called you out. If you read my post, nowhere did I mention that you wrote that you saw a small guy beating up a big guy, it was a different post in the topic. I also wrote that "I imagine you being this thug life YG kid from the kisses video with the red pants @ 02:04", because the guy was obviously very weak, but was playing it tough. I didn't write you were claiming to be thug life or invincible. Don't make shit up. Thank you.
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(02-01-2013 02:00 PM)Berliner Wrote:  
(02-01-2013 01:32 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  ^ Apparently you haven't read my posts, because I've mentioned more than once that I've both taken assbeatings and delivered them.

If you read some of my posts in other, related threads, you'd know that in the last couple of years I've got training in krav maga. My earliest lessons in how to fight came from golden gloves and my father (the latter always suggesting that, if in a streetfight, see how many times you can punch a guy in the face before he hits the ground).

As far as being "thug life" - I grew up around a lot of projects but not once have I ever declared myself to be a thug, hood, ghetto, or anything like that. I'm simply a man with a very low tolerance for disrespect.

Quote:I mean I saw this small dude, beating up a 6ft guy once. This must mean that the lighter and smaller guys will always win.

Troll

I just called you out. If you read my post, nowhere did I mention that you wrote that you saw a small guy beating up a big guy, it was a different post in the topic. I also wrote that "I imagine you being this thug life YG kid from the kisses video with the red pants @ 02:04", because the guy was obviously very weak, but was playing it tough. I didn't write you were claiming to be thug life or invincible. Don't make shit up. Thank you.

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(02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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(02-01-2013 01:17 PM)Berliner Wrote:  Reading your posts in the topic, I imagine you being this thug life YG kid from the kisses video with the red pants @ 02:04. He said afterwards : "I was gonna knock your shit out." Yeah, I'm sure that's what would've happened... I mean I saw this small dude, beating up a 6ft guy once. This must mean that the lighter and smaller guys will always win.

You're not calling him out, you're being a passive aggressive little shit.

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(02-01-2013 02:18 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  
(02-01-2013 01:17 PM)Berliner Wrote:  Reading your posts in the topic, I imagine you being this thug life YG kid from the kisses video with the red pants @ 02:04. He said afterwards : "I was gonna knock your shit out." Yeah, I'm sure that's what would've happened... I mean I saw this small dude, beating up a 6ft guy once. This must mean that the lighter and smaller guys will always win.

You're not calling him out, you're being a passive aggressive little shit.

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Funny how people assume that being non-confrontational is more of a "white" response, and that fighting would be a "black" response.

You do know that dueling was a major part of almost all european cultures until recently? That even the founding fathers of America challenged each others to armed duels, and shot and killed each other just because they had "beef", as a modern day rapper would say.

I also find it funny that the "gangster" stereotype is of blacks, even though white people have a huge history of gang culture in america and all over europe.
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