Post: #1

I met this girl at a bar through a mutual friend. Early on in the conversation she drops that she has a bf. I didn't respond to that, just did my usual cocky-funny shit - she was lapping it up. So my friend says lets play a game and guess the color of her underwear. I look at them deadpan and say "She's not wearing any" then get up and go to the bar.

I keep up my game and we venue-bounce to another bar. We've been doing a lot of shots and eventually she says to me can she take me home. We drive to my place, she comes up to my flat and jumps me. I was right - she wasn't wearing any underwear.

We were about to bang, but then my ego got the better of me and I decided we should go for one last drink so I could show off this 8 to all the chumps at my local. Turns out the owner of the bar knows her bf, so he took her outside and talked to her. He came up to me and said "Please don't bang her, i know her bf. Actually, whatever, bang her, she's a whore".

She came in crying and I left with none....

So, we've been texting a few days, this was our last exchange:

she said to me

"do you think you still have a chance of sleeping with me?"

so i said

"i can ask the same thing"

she was like "seriously?"

so she said "well if i tell you you don't will you still talk to me?"

my response

"oh noes! how will my heart go on!! zzzzz"

so she said "don't be a dick. it just happens a lot"

me "i'm not like the rest of the average joes"

her: "ok. glad we cleared that up. leading someone on to maintain a friendship just seemed desperate"

me: "i wasn't leading you on...so, even though i'm turning you down we can still chat. i think you're cool"

her: "No no. you have it the wrong way round."

Me: "Too late"

Her: U confuse me! At first I blamed it on the ponchos, but now i realise it's just u"

i didn't respond

then i get

"So why do you hate being at home?"

For the record, she's 21 and an 8. I'm 32. I have a feeling she'll be back in my apartment soon...

Post: #2

There's an appropriate meme for this, but I don't care enough to look for it. Instead, I'll just point out that you thought it would more enjoyable to "show off" this 8, than bang her. That is interesting. Even more interesting is that you decided to brag about not getting laid on the internet.

Suspect, but to each his own I guess.

Post: #3

I think you're missing the point. Yes, I made a mistake, but I did flip the script.

Post: #4

Has a girl naked in bed ready to fuck...goes to bar instead.

Either you're ploughing through a shit load of girls right now or you were being stupid. Still, at least you realise you made a mistake.

Fair play though, sounds like you have some tight game which lead to it.

Post: #5

Post: #6

If I ever get to the point where instead of banging out the horny 8 laying in my bed I choose to go to a bar to try to impress a bunch of dudes, someone please slap me.

Post: #7

I personally woulda fucked her THEN took her to the bar for a drink ...with my nut still dripping down her legs...but that's just me.

Post: #8

I would have banged multiple times then sleep.

Post: #9

You will never get another chance to sleep with her. She is now using you for validation.

Post: #10

This thread requires only 3 words.

Was This Beta?

Post: #11

He's come back from the grave.

Post: #12

Reminds me of a joke that I heard Berlusconi tell once. I don't remember it word for word, but it went something like this.

A plane crashes on a deserted island, and only Claudia Schiffer and a man survive. Without other alternatives, Schiffer has sex with the man. After some time, he becomes depressed and starts to change her. He dresses her like a man. He draws a mustache on her. He calls her Mario. But she doesn't answer. One day, she finally responds to Mario, and he becomes relieved and says, "Mario, I did Schiffer!"

The lesson here is obvious. What do you want more- sex or approval?

Even if no one could ever find out about my conquests, I would still pursue ass just as keenly. Because pulling a hottie from a bar and putting her to work in the bedroom makes me satisfied. Telling my friends about it is a distant second.

Post: #13

^^ There's also a similar joke that goes like this:

A man gets stranded on a desert island by himself. He finds a magic lamp, rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says to him "Thank you for freeing me. In gratitude, I will grant you one wish per year for as long as you remain on this island." The dude gets super excited and yells "Bring me Megan Fox at once!!" True to the genie's word, Megan Fox instantly appears on the island.

A year passes. The genie returns and says to the man, "What is your wish this year?" The man thinks for a bit and finally says, "Could you bring my friend Dave here so I can tell him about Megan?"

I think folks are a little harsh on Tricky being greedy as hell to inflate his status with his homies. I abhor kissing and telling (we wonder why girls are paranoid), but maybe the right move next time is to wait, then take the girl out to the bar after the fact. This way folks will know without saying anything and Tricky has the option to go for the repeat or bask in an elevated status to leverage more girls at the bar.

Post: #14

I'm not hating on celebrating. I've certainly done it, but there's a basic rule of hot dogging- first you score, then you can celebrate. Otherwise you risk making a fool of yourself.

Post: #15

To recap: guy get's hot girl up to room to fuck. Ops to take her to bar instead for pub high fives

Does not fuck girl.

Guy get's text message from girl where possibly can get her to hang out as "friends", and fuck her.

Ops to "reverse the script" and post it on the internet to get high fives.

Does not fuck girl.

You should rethink your priorities.

Post: #16

I have no doubt that there are guys who get off more on the ego and the chase rather than getting their dicks wet. These are the same guys who dismiss nickles and go after girls they know they can't get.

It's fairly similar to guys who like to see other dudes bang their skanks rather than doing the fucking.

Post: #17

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Post: #19

I gamed an hb11 last night, we got back to my place, she gets down on her knees and starts unzipping my pants..

I say- "hey silly, what are you doing", "lets go down to the local bar so I can look cool in front of the local drunks"

I didn't get laid but my friends think my game is tight!

Someone should give me rep point for this!!!

Post: #20

Was that beta?

Post: #21

(12-03-2012 07:41 AM)trickykid Wrote:  We were about to bang, but then my ego got the better of me and I decided we should go for one last drink so I could show off this 8 to all the chumps at my local.

Cockblocking by ego recognized. Completion game...not recognized.

Post: #22

More like classic ANTI-game in action.

Ever heard of a camera phone? You wanna show a bitch off, get a pic of her pressing her tits together and nut dripping off her chin.