Post: #101

The situation right now;

We have too many girls off badoo. We are too tired and hungover to go daygame and the badoo girls make it easy to not push it.

The trouble is deciding who to tell to come meet us.

I'm not calling the 20 year old from the first dinner. She really does have a stellar ass but something about her face is a little hard. She strangely does not pass the boner test.

There's this other girl Lillie that is almost a twin of the girl from last night, but she's 28. I'm going to see about getting her over to the Hotel for a presidente.

Post: #102

Hah. I got stuck in an elevator in Bangkok with 6 of my friends....which is why the motherfucker got stuck. 7 white people is way too much weight for a Thai elevator. When the security guard came over with a little paint scraper to try and pry the doors open I thought we were going to die in there. Had very little faith for some Thai dude to rescue us. Luckily we were only stuck in there for about 15 minutes, but it was hot as balls and shoulder to shoulder.

Post: #103

(11-19-2012 03:19 PM)Fisto Wrote:  The situation right now;

We have too many girls off badoo. We are too tired and hungover to go daygame and the badoo girls make it easy to not push it.

The trouble is deciding who to tell to come meet us.

I'm not calling the 20 year old from the first dinner. She really does have a stellar ass but something about her face is a little hard. She strangely does not pass the boner test.

There's this other girl Lillie that is almost a twin of the girl from last night, but she's 28. I'm going to see about getting her over to the Hotel for a presidente.

you will learn quickly about the face on those DR girls, something about it "ain't right"

but that ass makes up for it!

Post: #104

Fisto I'm next door if you need me tell the chica to call

Alis pizza got stolen epic comedy

Post: #105

(11-19-2012 03:19 PM)Fisto Wrote:  The situation right now;

We have too many girls off badoo. We are too tired and hungover to go daygame and the badoo girls make it easy to not push it.

The trouble is deciding who to tell to come meet us.

I'm not calling the 20 year old from the first dinner. She really does have a stellar ass but something about her face is a little hard. She strangely does not pass the boner test.

There's this other girl Lillie that is almost a twin of the girl from last night, but she's 28. I'm going to see about getting her over to the Hotel for a presidente.

Fisto, no girls over 24 in pussy paradises PLEASE.

Post: #106

Fuck! I passed out. Mechanico had me drinking vodka and crystal light mix. This is his fault. I woke up about 30 minutes ago with messages from both girls that I flaked on.

Post: #107

Damn you guys are some funny motherfuckas

Post: #108

Will the Dominican Kamaki take some pictures of some of the talent with captions of "Caribbean ass!"

Post: #109

You guys drink too much.

Post: #110

(11-20-2012 10:40 AM)Menace Wrote:  You guys drink too much.

That is the players lifestyle in The DR and in some parts of Brazil. But i havent passed out and flaked on 2 girls yet. Though, I have fallen asleep a few times immediately after banging a chick. That vodka is a mean motherfucker.

Post: #111

(11-18-2012 04:47 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

(11-18-2012 04:43 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  When you get that phone fixed, I'll be expecting some x rated DR photos comin my way. Try to keep your giant white ass out of them though, if you would. Gracias.

Well if I can keep Ali from stopping our girls from coming into the club it'll happen. Seriously one of the most hysterical scenes I've had in a while.

Doorman won't let in girl.

I convince doorman to let in girl.

Ali won't let in girl.

I explain to Ali that he's cockblocking us.

Ali let's that sink in and then nods his head.

Ali decides to let in girl.

Yes, Yes and more Yes.... that is Ali when drunk.
lol

Post: #112

Wait...So how many RVFers are wreaking havoc in DR right now...?

Post: #113

(11-20-2012 02:50 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  Wait...So how many RVFers are wreaking havoc in DR right now...?

I would say at least 7 are D.R PUA Pounding at the mo lol

Post: #114

Well Not sure where to post this here or Alis thread or his intervention thread but.....

Ali-B had a epic meltdown last night...

He was drunk after a day of drinking rum at the hotel pool bar (200$ tab) and sent someone across the street to order a pizza. about a hour later he didn't remember and I said are you going to get your pizza? So he goes down to get it and comes back up empty handed and freaks out "someone stole my pizza" What? He lost it and said " I'm going up to my room and take a shower when I get back I'm going on such a tear that i'll never have to see you guys again" He storms off and a minute later the delivery guy is walking by with it and I asked him for the ticket it was his. haha So I go to him room and he wont answer the door so I leave it outside. He was laying on the floor in the bathroom crying with the shower running. I go back a half an hour later and still no answer so I brought the pizza into the hotel office for the employees and Fisto....

I'l let him finish the story

Post: #115

Another thing...

Ali was telling me that the hotel is slow now that he and Elabayrde stayed in because the guests are complaining online about drunk dudes(RVF members) talking about pussy all day in the lobby drunk.

Post: #116

DR or South Brasil?
Sorry for crashing your thread Fisto. Just seems that here is where I'll find the most qualified expertise for answering my question...
I've got January free for travel, and can't decide DR or Brasil (Rio/Floripa). Never been to DR. Read extensively on the other threads on DR, but still having trouble comparing the two destinations.
Question is really, where will I fuck the hottest girls? (within reasonable time i.e. first or latest second night).
My stats are: Speak the lingo fluently in both places. 35 years old scandinavian guy (light skin and eyes). Not into PFP. Can usually close on first night in Brasil or europe.
Also interested in the safety situation for a gringo like me when going out alone at night in DR. Would you compare it to outskirts of Recife/Salvador, or to Copacabana/Leblon?
Thanks a lot for any input!

Post: #117

Man this shit sounds so fun. I'm going to the airport after class and flying down to join you guys. Ha if only

Post: #118

(11-20-2012 10:40 AM)Menace Wrote:  You guys drink too much.

Yes we do. You should too.

Post: #119

(11-20-2012 04:46 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  He was laying on the floor in the bathroom crying with the shower running. I

Post: #120

I've been shitting myself all day. At one point I was blowing up the toilette and leaning over into the sink puking.

But because my mojo was on autopilot last night some good stuff happened.

Pre Ali meltdown we were all drinking at the hotel bar. I was drinking Presidentes and vodka one after another. Some girl that was built like a brick shithouse comes up to order a drink.

Now when I say built, I don't mean model built, I mean Two Live Crew Rap Video built. Everyone was turning their head. I just look over at her stellar ass and smile then turn back to my drink. Ali and Mechanico are both saying what's up. She barely acknowledges anyone, smiles politely and walks away. I didn't look but Mechanico saw her go over to some guy and tells me she's on a date. I go back to drinking.

The girl comes up again and she's obviously making it a point to be noticed by us. We just look over "K lo K" which is slang for "what's up?" My spanish is really developing btw. Next thing I know the bartender is handing me her number. I give it to the Driver because I know I'll lose it.

The night goes on, and she comes and gives me her number again.

Today I'm wrecked, my body is aching, I'm having hots sweats then cold shivers. Ali brought me some coconut juice and some local yogurt, but it wasn't helping. The only beacon of light that was pulling me through was the thought of that girls ass.

The driver calls her.

She's nurse! And concerned. She's coming to take care of me now. New category: Infirma Game.

PS I called Ali's metldown hours before he did it.

Post: #121

I can't give you the details of the other night. I was amazing and the "evil driver" saved my night and made for an amazing part of my life.

I wrecked because I:

1. Fell too hard for a girl here.
2. Waited too long to eat. Fuck you guys and your pizza thief's.

I melted down. So much more I want to say but won't. Member meetups have some privacy.

Oh yeah, the "evil driver" is reading this as I speak.

Post: #122

Damn, it seems that driver is quite the character. He should join the RVF.

Post: #123

Don't worry guys, I'll post some photos of the girls I'm fucking around with.

In a related story, we are all hanging out at this other hotel drinking vodka again. I'm waiting for my chick.

Ali is on track for another meltdown. Ali is the biggest cockblocker that has ever cockblocked him.

Oh! And Mechanico fixed my phone! It's fucking on now. This little 19 year old just called me. We are leaving for Santiago tomorrow, I've got girls here saying they'll drive up.

Post: #124

I think we're going to need some video footage of the next meltdown.

Post: #125

You guys can meltdown mah nuuuuuts. We met Don Cohones last night. Really cool cat to talk to. Of course we were drunk and tormented him to no end.