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Went to a clinic to get her blood tested today.

Picking up the results in an hour.
11-15-2012 02:12 PM
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Twins! Congratulations!
11-15-2012 03:38 PM
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(11-15-2012 03:38 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Twins! Congratulations!

haha, I laughed, she didn't Tongue

OK

Took her to the lab. Paid for it. Watched her get her blood sampled. Held her hand. Followed her to work.

Went back after 2 hours. Got the results. NEGATIVE. Went to her job. Told her the good news. She was shaking with happiness.

Question nr. 1 Did she buy off the lab and get them to fake the results?

Question nr. 2 Should I still take the crappy pregnancy tests they got here?

Question nr. 3 Should I go with her to the gyno tomorrow?

Question nr. 4 Big party tonight. Should I bang her raw?

Cheers
11-15-2012 04:56 PM
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(11-15-2012 04:56 PM)freshcream Wrote:  [quote='RioNomad' pid='309254' dateline='1353011917']
Twins! Congratulations!

haha, I laughed, she didn't Tongue

OK

Took her to the lab. Paid for it. Watched her get her blood sampled. Held her hand. Followed her to work.

Went back after 2 hours. Got the results. NEGATIVE. Went to her job. Told her the good news. She was shaking with happiness.

Question nr. 1 Did she buy off the lab and get them to fake the results?

Question nr. 2 Should I still take the crappy pregnancy tests they got here?

Question nr. 3 Should I go with her to the gyno tomorrow?

Question nr. 4 Big party tonight. Should I bang her raw?

Cheers
*** You go through all this and you still havent learned your lesson huh?
11-15-2012 05:16 PM
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I never learn until I get smacked in my face.
11-15-2012 05:24 PM
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(11-13-2012 03:59 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  
(11-13-2012 03:56 PM)billbudsocket Wrote:  All she has to do is go to the US embassy in her country and give them his info. I've heard that the child support is like 25% of the fathers income, and apparently they take the enforcement seriously

He isn't a US citizen and I don't believe child support is a flat 25% of a fathers income. I think it depends on other factors, but I'm not sure.

Famous last words. Don't worry, it's pretty common to shocked at the amounts if you haven't been in the system

In my state, it's 25%. That's 25% of you gross, not after tax, so it's closer to half your take home than 25% in real life.

" I think it depends on other factors"

In my state, they have you fill out detailed financials, and pretend to weigh the other factors...then hit you for 25% regardless.

It might be somewhat better in other states, but it's mostly a shell game to give the appearance of fairness and rationality.

It get's uglier - it's not based on your actual income, it's based on what a feminist lawyer can convince the judge you ought to make. If that involves you working 80 hours a week with overtime, it's based on you working 80 hours a week. This means you can work 40 hours a week (no overtime available), and take home a ZERO paycheck. Or worse - go to into arrears and go to jail for the crime of not working enough overtime (don't laugh, happened to a friend of mine).

A lot of people think "Oh it's not so bad, it's for the kids". This is 100% a feminist propaganda shell game. If you're a decent father that has given his kids everything their entire lives, you don't suddenly stop with a break up. You're going to give the kids everything they need anyway, this money is purely about buying her expensive shoes, handbags...and controlling you.

It's a monstrous and inhuman system that is FAR worse you could possibly imagine, do whatever it takes to avoid getting stuck in it.
11-16-2012 09:25 PM
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(11-15-2012 04:56 PM)freshcream Wrote:  
(11-15-2012 03:38 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Twins! Congratulations!

haha, I laughed, she didn't Tongue

OK

Took her to the lab. Paid for it. Watched her get her blood sampled. Held her hand. Followed her to work.

Went back after 2 hours. Got the results. NEGATIVE. Went to her job. Told her the good news. She was shaking with happiness.

Question nr. 1 Did she buy off the lab and get them to fake the results?

Question nr. 2 Should I still take the crappy pregnancy tests they got here?

Question nr. 3 Should I go with her to the gyno tomorrow?

Question nr. 4 Big party tonight. Should I bang her raw?

Cheers

Definitely #4 man, and don't forget to blast inside her.
11-16-2012 10:14 PM
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The irony of OP's username and this whole situation isn't lost on me.
11-16-2012 10:21 PM
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The totally nonchalant attitude towards her, abortion and and methods of inducing abortion disturbs me. Yes, that was Beta to admit, but I don't care, so it's Alpha Troll

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A last update.

Cooch sewn shut again, and taken two shots. Should be baby free for at least 3 months, and I am leaving in 1. So yeah.

Back to doing it raw.

Don't know If I have learned the lesson though. Mainly because it all happened so fast. Problem and solution in under 24 hours.

But I will try to use condoms on the next one.
11-17-2012 06:55 PM
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(11-17-2012 06:55 PM)freshcream Wrote:  Don't know If I have learned the lesson though. Mainly because it all happened so fast.

So if you were in a horrific car accident from drag racing and almost died, you'd keep on dragging?

If you're not growing, you're dying.
11-17-2012 07:14 PM
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Well I actually was in a "horrible" car accident. Drove on the next day.

But I get your point, and it is valid.

Don't know what to say really... My dick makes all my decisions



(11-17-2012 07:14 PM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  
(11-17-2012 06:55 PM)freshcream Wrote:  Don't know If I have learned the lesson though. Mainly because it all happened so fast.

So if you were in a horrific car accident from drag racing and almost died, you'd keep on dragging?
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Please spare us the details of your next pregnancy scare.

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Use fucking condoms.

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Op, if she is on top it's impossible for her to get pregnant.

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11-17-2012 11:29 PM
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(11-17-2012 11:29 PM)NYJ Wrote:  Op, if she is on top it's impossible for her to get pregnant.

Please don't delude the OP, he already has enough problems.

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(11-17-2012 06:55 PM)freshcream Wrote:  Should be baby free for at least 3 months, and I am leaving in 1. So yeah.

Back to doing it raw.

So, you where worried that you got your girl pregnant because you wouldnt want to be an absent dad from across the world with no money to support, and when you find out that she is not, you decide to bang her raw because you are leaving in one month anyways?
11-18-2012 10:31 AM
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(11-18-2012 10:31 AM)germanico Wrote:  
(11-17-2012 06:55 PM)freshcream Wrote:  Should be baby free for at least 3 months, and I am leaving in 1. So yeah.

Back to doing it raw.

So, you where worried that you got your girl pregnant because you wouldnt want to be an absent dad from across the world with no money to support, and when you find out that she is not, you decide to bang her raw because you are leaving in one month anyways?

hehe, don't expect any logic here ^^ ... I was initially worried because it would mean turning my life around. Now that I KNOW she can't get pregnant, I'm back to doing it the way nature intended.


(11-17-2012 11:29 PM)NYJ Wrote:  Op, if she is on top it's impossible for her to get pregnant.

trolling or chick logic? It's all good though Wink
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I think my Little Rock chick is pregnant. 28 years old, 10 years of smashing, the first two times in my life I sent rawdog resulted in pregnancies. Both aborted.

I don't know what to think. I was planning on exiting the US this August or December. Now what? Going to get the test and take it from there.

I have been floating thru life. Maybe thus is a good thing.

The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
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It's a rough spot to be in man. I've gotten two chicks pregnant and it was stressful. What makes it different this time around as opposed to the first two times you knocked up a chick?
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(11-13-2012 06:26 PM)freshcream Wrote:  
(11-13-2012 01:35 PM)billbudsocket Wrote:  
(11-13-2012 01:00 PM)freshcream Wrote:  I am in Nicaragua, where abortions are illegal.

What the f**k do i do????

better be careful, they take child support serious there... they put guys in jail until they pay.

I'll be long gone before the government knows anything...

Wow, you should be really proud of yourself, Buddy. Dodgy

(11-13-2012 01:36 PM)goodguy1867 Wrote:  Relax. Don't be such a pussy. And man up. Kids are great. And being a good Dad is a great source of happiness. And if the player in you needs to be assuaged, tell him: children are fuck trophies -- a prize of your conquests.

Thanks for this. This thread was making me cringe for a moment. Jesus.

(11-13-2012 06:26 PM)freshcream Wrote:  Not so sure how good of a father I'll be on the other side of the world, with no money to send.

Then make money.

(11-13-2012 06:26 PM)freshcream Wrote:  1. First off, I would never cut and run. It has been my thoughts before, but in the middle of it I can't see myself doing it.

Sorry but not buying it.

(11-14-2012 12:39 AM)germanico Wrote:  DO NOT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. Do not make the mistake of putting your thrust in what a woman says.

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(11-14-2012 02:25 AM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  But sounds like this one's a nutjob who gets off on all this drama imo.

The chick or the OP?

(11-14-2012 07:43 PM)freshcream Wrote:  She was embarrassed, but let me see 2 seconds.

Aw, how sweet. Look at the baby. Big Grin

(11-17-2012 10:14 PM)Cincinnatus Wrote:  Please spare us the details of your next pregnancy scare.

I agree with this. Come on, OP - telling us "I don't need this right now guys..." when they rag on you and then come out on the other end refusing to learn a lesson? And proudly?

As far as the running off and leaving 3rd world women to take care of a baby you helped create, I'm going to leave this one alone because I'll just end up on another rant, and I should be working.

Respect to all the guys who called that bullshit out.

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Why bring this up years later? Trolling?
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^ Fair enough. Don't know about the others but I didn't notice.

Somebody bumped the thread.

You don't really expect everyone will check the dates every time this comes up again, do you?

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