Post: #51

Quote:Well.

Pills are popped and plugged.

We are getting drunk and having a laugh.

In an hour or so she will be puking and pissing blood.

Hopefully.

Some kind words from purple urkel helped me in relaxing.

Pills with alcohol is the way to go.

Post: #52

(11-13-2012 11:38 PM)freshcream Wrote:  Well.

Pills are popped and plugged.

We are getting drunk and having a laugh.

In an hour or so she will be puking and pissing blood.

Hopefully.

Some kind words from purple urkel helped me in relaxing.

Good god man.

Post: #53

i reckon she is lying

pills are probably skittles

Post: #54

That bitch is lying..she wants your baby.

One day I'll get my shit together and write a data sheet on my experience with a lyin ho in Paraguay who claimed her half white baby was mine. She was definately well to do also. Even has a degree(supposedly).

Post: #55

I don't need this right now guys...

Post: #56

(11-14-2012 12:07 AM)Jaydublin Wrote:  That bitch is lying..she wants your baby.

One day I'll get my shit together and write a data sheet on my experience with a lyin ho in Paraguay who claimed her half white baby was mine. She was definately well to do also. Even has a degree(supposedly).

Would be interesting to read that. tbh i've heard so many examples of these situations and it turns out there never was any baby. Just a drama queen. So my first instinct is to never believe the girl involved but still be cautious.

Post: #57

(11-14-2012 12:17 AM)Nineteen84 Wrote:  

(11-14-2012 12:07 AM)Jaydublin Wrote:  That bitch is lying..she wants your baby.

One day I'll get my shit together and write a data sheet on my experience with a lyin ho in Paraguay who claimed her half white baby was mine. She was definately well to do also. Even has a degree(supposedly).

Would be interesting to read that. tbh i've heard so many examples of these situations and it turns out there never was any baby. Just a drama queen. So my first instinct is to never believe the girl involved but still be cautious.

There was definately a baby in this one, I met him. Maybe I'll write that up this weekend. Could help some people out. It is a little embarrassing though.

Post: #58

Are you sure this girl is even Nicaraguan? She could be lying.

Post: #59

(11-14-2012 12:35 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Are you sure this girl is even Nicaraguan? She could be lying.

Post: #60

(11-14-2012 12:35 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Are you sure this girl is even Nicaraguan? She could be lying.

(11-14-2012 12:35 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  ...girl...she...

Oh, Tuth. How naive can you be?

Post: #61

(11-13-2012 06:26 PM)freshcream Wrote:  2. She says her gynecologist confirmed she is pregnant. How that happened I have no clue. She's taking a blood test on Friday.

No. NO.

You go to the pharmacy and buy a pregnancy test and you make her take it right in front of you. YOU ARE NOT JOKING AROUND ON THIS ONE. Either she takes the test when and where you can verify it, or she can pick up her own ass from the street.

Edit: DO NOT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. Do not make the mistake of putting your thrust in what a woman says. DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER, even protected sex, until you verify FOR YOURSELF whether she is pregnant or not.

Make her take the test, the pills, and ser her home. DO NOT PUT ALCOHOL into the mix or she might claim that the pills didnt worked because of that.

THIS MIGHT DEEPLY IMPACT YOUR LIFE. Do not take it lightly.

Post: #62

(11-14-2012 12:32 AM)Jaydublin Wrote:  

(11-14-2012 12:17 AM)Nineteen84 Wrote:  

(11-14-2012 12:07 AM)Jaydublin Wrote:  That bitch is lying..she wants your baby.

One day I'll get my shit together and write a data sheet on my experience with a lyin ho in Paraguay who claimed her half white baby was mine. She was definately well to do also. Even has a degree(supposedly).

Would be interesting to read that. tbh i've heard so many examples of these situations and it turns out there never was any baby. Just a drama queen. So my first instinct is to never believe the girl involved but still be cautious.

There was definately a baby in this one, I met him. Maybe I'll write that up this weekend. Could help some people out. It is a little embarrassing though.

Yeah I meant a few of my mates have had pregnancy scares with chicks and it was the girl being a fucking drama queen looking to see how he'd react (hang around and keep the baby or do a runner etc). These girls know exactly what they're doing.

& definately share the story if it could help or save a guy here - even if it is embarrassing! Those stories are usually the best anyway

Post: #63

(11-14-2012 12:39 AM)germanico Wrote:  [quote='freshcream' pid='307961' dateline='1352849184']
2. She says her gynecologist confirmed she is pregnant. How that happened I have no clue. She's taking a blood test on Friday.

No. NO.

You go to the pharmacy and buy a pregnancy test and you make her take it right in front of you. YOU ARE NOT JOKING AROUND ON THIS ONE. Either she takes the test when and where you can verify it, or she can pick up her own ass from the street.
[/quo *** ^message approved. If only there was a clapping smilie......

Post: #64

It it turns out to be a 'false' alarm will you stay with her?

Post: #65

I find it hard to believe she would be in good spirits and 'having a laugh' were she pregnant and aborting her fetus. Cannot imagine how difficult it would be for a woman to directly go against her biological imperative.

But sounds like this one's a nutjob who gets off on all this drama imo.

And germanico is on the money - she's not pregnant until YOU see the positive result

Post: #66

(11-13-2012 03:56 PM)billbudsocket Wrote:  All she has to do is go to the US embassy in her country and give them his info.

This is not the case.

Post: #67

Don't sweat too much. I've had this happen many times, and you have plenty of options.

First off, the advice here has been great. Have her take a test in front of you. Don't believe anything she says about this.

But how long have you known her? You should be able to tell by feeling her breasts if she's pregnant or not. They start to swell immediately after conception. They'll feel warmer than the rest of her body, and you'll notice them to be bigger in your hand. Milk can even come out, sometimes within the first few weeks. But even within the first week you can feel it in her tits. I've caused 11 pregnancies, so I know - I can tell right away if a girl is pregnant.

Ok, the next thing is that there are lots of ways to induce an abortion. In her area all the women will know of herbal abortifactants. These are usually successful. If that doesn't work then you try the pill that you've already tried - the RU486. If that doesn't work then you try it again. Lastly the option is abortion. It doesn't make a difference if it's illegal in the country or not, people know where to find the clinics. And otherwise you take her elsewhere.

There is another way to induce an abortion if you can't get the herbs or pills. Have her eat nothing for 24 hours, and then after that drink as much booze as she can. That will induce an abortion. But she has to be really hard core about the drinking. The girl I saw do that didn't even mix her rum with any sugary drink, but just downed it straight. In fact alcohol is included in many of the herbal abortifactant preparations here. They are not even marketed as abortifactants, but as medicine for women that induces the menses. He he. Funny, huh? No menses, take this medicine! Problem solved.

Ok, then the problem is that sometimes the girls want you to stick around and play house, which is why they get pregnant in the first place. Let them know you won't. When it finally sinks in that you are not bluffing, they'll come around and agree to an abortion. Don't believe her when she says she won't abort and will keep it no matter what. When she realizes that neither you nor any of her other suitors are going to be the sponsor, she'll take care of it.

I knew several girls that liked the feeling of getting pregnant. And to be honest, I like it too. It makes the girl feel all warm and loving, and it's kind of sweet to know she's pregnant with your baby. And her tits get huge. And in the first three months it hardly shows. So some girls would put off the abortion for a bit, just to feel it. Don't do that though - it can get more complicated to take care of it later, and besides, it's less emotional to abort a finger nail sized fetus than a fist sized little baby.

There was a time when making a girl pregnant carried with it huge responsibilities. Because everyone involved knew the risks, and there wasn't a lot that could be done about them. But nowadays we have birth control, abortifactants and abortions, and you must choose to take these responsibilities or not. The girl isn't some military commander of a ship who can steal you and press you into slavery aboard her ship with the legal and social support of all those around her. It's your choice. If you CHOOSE to have a kid, then you have to follow through and be responsible. If you don't choose that, then you have to help her take care of inducing a miscarriage or having an abortion. Otherwise, if she keeps it, the rest is up to her. There is no moral ambiguity about it - if you don't want it, you have no responsibility other than the costs of "taking care of it". You might feel some pangs of pain after the abortion, but those pass, and are nothing overwhelming.

And situations like this are why I say that in order to safely date women, it's important to be anonymous and to have a portable income and a passport. You don't want have your real name known by everyone in the location your are tied to for your income - you want to be able to travel freely at any time - even with just what you are wearing. Is your passport current? Women getting pregnant isn't a rare anomaly. You have to expect it and plan for it. Then it's really no big deal.

Post: #68

This thread is disturbing. I've read some good advice and some really bad advice.

My take on this:
Make her do a pregnancy test right in front of you. It's not that hard to go to the toilet and watch her pee on a stick.
If she is pregnant and it's clear by DNA tests that it's your baby. Then be a man not a irresponsible coward and take care of the baby. I have no respect for people ditching on babies no matter if the country is poor or rich. It's your blood.

Post: #69

@xsplat RU486 is the one yes, the pills looked exactly like that. Put on a condom and shoved them up there ^^

And holy cow xsplat, that's some knowledge! THANKS! But 11 times, sheesh ^^

(11-14-2012 12:48 AM)Nineteen84 Wrote:  It it turns out to be a 'false' alarm will you stay with her?

I am leaving in a few weeks anyhow. But I have the opportunity to go back, and I just might.

(11-14-2012 02:25 AM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  I find it hard to believe she would be in good spirits and 'having a laugh' were she pregnant and aborting her fetus. Cannot imagine how difficult it would be for a woman to directly go against her biological imperative.

But sounds like this one's a nutjob who gets off on all this drama imo.

haha, yes. She is a nut job. But I get off on that.

And the laugh part was in the beginning when I was cheering her up.

After that the pills started to kick in. All kinds of emotions showed. From yelling, to laughing to crying. All the while I was chugging down a cold Toña.

After 2 hours she got really pale, and I got a little nervous seeing as it was midnight. She went to the bathroom a few times to pee. After a while she said there was some blood.

After 3 hours she was twisting and turning, and clearly in pain. Her stomach got rock hard and inflated. I held back her hair while she puked a few times. After almost 4 hours she went to the bathroom and came back with a strange face. She said I could look in the toilet if I wanted.

She was embarrassed, but let me see 2 seconds. A lot of blood, but no baby ^^. But it has maximum gone a week. Her stomach got softer and she said she felt a lot better.

After a few minutes she even got hungry.

She might just be the female Al Pacino, but I have my doubts. I see where you guys are coming from though. I'm going with her to the lab tomorrow and paying for the test, and I'll be the one picking up the results.

On friday she's seeing her doctor again.

Rounded off the night with a blowjob, the sweet girl

*insert random machiavellian quote*


Thanks for all the warm words guys

Post: #70

Dodged a bullet freshcream! (Also I just discovered the irony of your username)

Post: #71

Buy a fucking $5 urine pregnancy test dude. Immediate and easy. Im guessing she picked out the doctor herself, didnt she?

You have been warned. Enjoy the ride.

Post: #72

(11-14-2012 07:53 PM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  Dodged a bullet freshcream! (Also I just discovered the irony of your username)

I was always hoping that his username referred to a particular album:

Post: #73

Good god, what a dark, depressing thread. I'm not even sure what to say.

I won't judge anyone in here (I understand the necessity of choice), but the fact that some of the options considered in here are put into play at all is quite saddening to me.

Post: #74

There's only one thing left for you to do...

Post: #75

Take her on some rolleroasters