Post: #126

Bleurgh. Made a couple of girls cry at the expense of my jokes, but ended up with nothing tonight.
I think I need to be more aggresive with my approaching or something
Jesus fuck I'm hammered though

Post: #127

5 shots of vodka, 1 shot of rum.
What can I say... at 5' 7" I'm not the heaviest-weight person around.

Getting a taxi to a neighboring university... it's a financial risk but one I'm willing to make. Until next time, RVF.

Post: #128

BasrilRandom has me on his ignore list

I am going to copy his writing style.

Post: #129

i never feel more alive then when i have a solid buzz. even hangovers while they suck only make me appreciate the value of getting fucked up. god bless the whole the experience.

Post: #130

also can i just say i hate the fuckers who think the president controls the country. the worst offenders are probably mainstream media who play into the image that presidents are these amazing people. obama got probably the highest media support of any past president cause he played into white guilt. hes also the most cia connected(his grandparents and mother were part of the agency his mother specifically the ford foundation) and his first presidental task was sealing his academic, passport records.

anyone who has ever been to hawaii KNOWS there is no black people there at least not in any significant culture. i find it hilarious when obama starts speaking black because as a white guy from balitmore its apparent i can speak ebonics far better than him. his entire personality or culture is a fabrication and when he starts using ebonics in specific speeches his fakeness becomes apparent. why did barack and his wife give up their law licence? dont get me wrong i probably like obama more than romney but these idiot liberals who think he is isnt a wholly owned voice of the finance and corporate capital are clueless.

Post: #131

YOO

Salsa party in 0 minutes... should be there now...

sitting in my room drinking Flor de Caña... just gotten drunk in a pool... yay

Post: #132

this is drunk thread and i am drunk

Post: #133

hello

Post: #134

Tonight was fun.

Made out 7.5 at dorms. Couldn't pull.

Pulled a fat chick and got her to give a bj to me. She's a 4. I busted on her face. I'm satisfied.

Post: #135

you go to western?

Post: #136

Yeah shit you come up with while high are amazing. So be prepared for the massive knowledge my brain is about to deliver.

Ok, there are two different types of human beings, the one in control and the one being controlled. Nothing new we already know that but if so why do we have kings, generals, priests, corporate owners and what not?
The world has we know it has always been home to millions of people suffering. In a war there is always the one starving and in the same country the one eating excellent food. What is the difference between the two? Both are human on a particle filled rock rotatating in the universe.
The difference is knowledge, the one starving has a brain the same size as the general eating a feast. The difference is that the starving guy doesn't know better, he doesn't have the knowledge to make use of his brain to benefit from the war. If you put the general in that position he will have the knowledge to fire a gun, to hide, to plan for stuff. He will soon gather a bunch of other starving people and raid around the places and such.

It all comes down to how much you know.

Post: #137

You're god damn right I'm drunk.

We're having a b arbeque at my house. Right now this next shot is for Ali-B then the one after that is for Fisto. I gotta explain to all these fags here who those guys are.

Happy Veterans Day.

My Pops and Uncle Dan are at My house. Uncle Dan is a goddamn hero and if you know a lick about Hawaii you know who Uncle Dan is.

God Bless America.

Aloha!

Post: #138

Kona, have you ever fucked a girl while listening to this song

Post: #139

I'm drunk as shit.

been drinking all night but to top it off I had some rum that was steeped with pure coca leaves. don't ask where i get this shit, I just know the right people in this town for getting utterly fucked up, but apparently I don't know the right people in this town for getting fucked or networking with hotties. youd think the two would be interlinked but it's not the case.

Post: #140

(11-13-2012 02:59 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  I'm drunk as shit.

been drinking all night but to top it off I had some rum that was steeped with pure coca leaves. don't ask where i get this shit, I just know the right people in this town for getting utterly fucked up, but apparently I don't know the right people in this town for getting fucked or networking with hotties. youd think the two would be interlinked but it's not the case.

For someone who is drunk, you sound pretty coherent. Are you ing the driunk thread

Post: #141

(11-13-2012 05:31 AM)soup Wrote:  

(11-13-2012 02:59 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  I'm drunk as shit.

been drinking all night but to top it off I had some rum that was steeped with pure coca leaves. don't ask where i get this shit, I just know the right people in this town for getting utterly fucked up, but apparently I don't know the right people in this town for getting fucked or networking with hotties. youd think the two would be interlinked but it's not the case.

For someone who is drunk, you sound pretty coherent. Are you ing the driunk thread

Im a pretty coherent drunk, even if I don't remember everything the next day. I wasn't "Oh shit I have the spins" drunk last night but I was pretty toasted. That rum was gnarly, this is it:



The bartender, an acquaintance of mine, was pouring me all kinds of wacky shit last night. Typically when I go out I don't do mixed drinks. I just drink spirits, either neat or on the rocks. Since I was at a bar with an awesome booze selection, I was drinking Armagnac, Calvados, bunch of French shit, then he starts pouring different rums. At the end, he says, "Here I gotta pour you some of this for your drive home. The guy that gave me this bottle steeped like 4 ounces of fresh coca leaves in it."

Sure enough, you could taste it, it was strong actually. Cocaine-flavored rum...gotta get me a bottle of this shit. This would make girls go completely upside-down.

Post: #142

I'm semi-drunk and haven't posted in this thread before. I also haven't read the other posts, which I usually do before posting in any thread because I'm the fucking greatest baller in the universe. Just kidding, I'm not that drunk.

I didn't drink much, but I drank on an empty stomach, so it went right to my head. I was kicking it with this scary-skinny redhead with pale-ass skin and freckles. No bang, but respectable first-date performance from me.

Post: #143

Here I am again, pretty goddamn drunk (but not as bad as Slubu)

Mentally kicking myself in the ass for not being more aggressive. Before we left our last venue I had a good rapport going with a Vietnamese chick. Problem is she's been here most of her life so she was acting just like a bitchy american which was a total turnoff, but I think we could have run some pitbull game on them.

Then again, Denise Milani is looking pretty good right now...

Post: #144

(11-14-2012 12:50 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I'm semi-drunk and haven't posted in this thread before. I also haven't read the other posts, which I usually do before posting in any thread because I'm the fucking greatest baller in the universe. Just kidding, I'm not that drunk.

I didn't drink much, but I drank on an empty stomach, so it went right to my head. I was kicking it with this scary-skinny redhead with pale-ass skin and freckles. No bang, but respectable first-date performance from me.

Lmao

Post: #145

I'm not drunk nor cooked, but...

I might get suspended from my college for a semester and taking a rehab down Florida.

Never taking acid again. It's really fucked up guys and it would have you on the forum saying stupid shit too. I can't even get my art project that I was planning for the forum done at the moment.

But if I do go to rehab, and once I get out, and once I get my money back to normal after paying hospital fees, RVF will get some new artwork.

Post: #146

(11-15-2012 03:12 PM)Rosca Wrote:  I'm not drunk nor cooked, but...

I might get suspended from my college for a semester and taking a rehab down Florida.

Never taking acid again. It's really fucked up guys and it would have you on the forum saying stupid shit too. I can't even get my art project that I was planning for the forum done at the moment.

But if I do go to rehab, and once I get out, and once I get my money back to normal after paying hospital fees, RVF will get some new artwork.

You're going to rehab over acid? Just don't take any it's not addictive

Post: #147

(11-15-2012 03:12 PM)Rosca Wrote:  I'm not drunk nor cooked, but...

I might get suspended from my college for a semester and taking a rehab down Florida.

Never taking acid again. It's really fucked up guys and it would have you on the forum saying stupid shit too. I can't even get my art project that I was planning for the forum done at the moment.

But if I do go to rehab, and once I get out, and once I get my money back to normal after paying hospital fees, RVF will get some new artwork.

Look man, if you're el mech or myself, you can drop acid and go to the bank to make a deposit, or drive your sister to the airport. That's only if you've done it 20+ times. If you've only done it a few times and are still getting the hang of it, just stick to the park and stare at the clouds. You need a full 24 hours to get your brain back to "reality" too, where you're not talking about vibes and universal energy n shit.

Agreed you don't need rehab. Just take a break from the hallucinogens and save that shit for the summer. Stick to kegstands and Jagerbombs.

Post: #148

Haven't posted here in a while I think.
Not exactly drunk, but buzzing, which is better in my opinion. If I could buzz continuously, that would be preferable to regular living.

Post: #149

And see, I've told the dean and a shitload of people that I had to talk to at the college that I wasn't going to do it anymore, but she still has to make her decision tomorrow. The good thing is that the dean still wants me to get my degree but still is afraid if she should let me on campus this semester after that one tab or lsd/acid and the weed I smoked.

I honestly am not a fucking drug addict. I just didn't know how to control my high/trips. But if my parents want to put me in rehab so be it.

But I am going to make sure I invest on my Joint Venture internet biz with tk before I go. But, if thats what my parents want me to do then so be it.

I just wont do drugs on fucking campus if its going to cause this deep of a shitstorm like wtf dude. One tab of acid/lsd makes the whole school scared of me? And it was my first time doing it.

Stoner Saying: Your first trip is your worst trip.

But anyways, I feel fine. I don't feel like shit or anything. I don't care how long my parents are going to cuss me out, its all good. If they don't suspend me I can finish my other two classes acting and painting.

Those teachers are the coolest female teachers I had man. And they don't look that bad in appearence. I created a painting for my mom for her birthday (despite them both still hating on me for doing drugs). I'll show the painting once my iPhone and RedPocket service comes and when all this bullshit is settled.

P.S. Mech I got the iPhone 4S coming! Lets hope I don't have to go to rehab so I can figure out how these phones help capture new Pokemon!
P.S.S. The art project has to be postponed for now.
P.S.S.S Anyone do good on the oil rig stuff that was talked about on the forum earlier? I'm planning to do that for the summer since I'd make enough money to support for my tuition and other things I need. I just want a kickass summer job! Last summer, I helped my grandpop's neighbor with his plumbing business.

It's a risky job, but still awesome as fuck because I get to say I did it. And that pocket money he gave me helped me get my first lay.

Post: #150

I have a bunch of pictures that I drew over the summer and was going to sell them to RV users for hundreds of dollars. I like them though and don't want to sell them. I hung my favorite picture above my toilet.