Post: #51

I'm with Rosca. Just bought a 26th (fifth for you americans) of whisky. Gonna guzzle that shit straight out of the bottle then go to a science faculty event. These secluded, spergs aren't going to know what hit them. Goal for tonight: some kind of asian flag, iran flag or IRT flag.

Post: #52

I am fucking shit canned.

Aloha!

Post: #53

I've got a bottle of Knob Creek that's about to take a serious beating.

Post: #54

What the fuck am I doing?

It's time to drink!

I'll talk about my night if I can remember it

Post: #55

T-2 hours until drinking commences with Slubu and my newly divorced Korean friend from the east coast.

methinks some hijinks are inevitable at this point. There's a spark in the air...

Post: #56

Hey Woman,

You try to hide, but I'm on your hide. My game is growing while you die. You get old, I get bold.

Dear women, you are in for a treat. My dick is coming on you soon.

Best,

Soup

Post: #57

me iz drunk of me ass.

I've now learned not to regret joining a frat.

Went downtown to a frat party. All smokin sorority girls and my cock was happy. I was dressed like a great fictional international playboy billionaire. Fully suited down. I'm drunk as shit and have no approach anxiety. My friends are all "that bitch be hot" I be all "ay yo gurl wassup" Girls play with my costume, but I really want them to play with my cock. My buddy says "blonde bitch 7 o'clock. I start grinding, hot, but kind of chubby. I step back to make it seem like I'm doing more than shoving my boner between her asscheeks. "I'm going to the bathroom I'll be right back." gay. shes probably not coming back. Start talking to these asian girls. "are you guys fucking sasquatches" omg lolno what. We talk and grind for a bit. "we'll be right back". Im standing there with my dick in my hand when some asian bitch comes up and takes the reins. Puts her hands on my shoulders, runs them down my chest and grabs my cock with great intent.-- bitch this is on. We dance and makeout. Shes drunk off her tits too and her friends pull her away. I walk over to the bar where her friends are and say "hey whats up with that, whatever, you guys having a good night" I get a response of "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, OUR FRIEND LIKES YOU BUT WE DON'T" some blonde cunt pushes me with all her might and I don't move. I refrain from knocking all of her teeth out and just say "fuck you cunt" then walk away. I approach some bitch dressed like a cat "no I'm the big bad wolf" "you don't look much like a wolf, these are cat ears" "are you saying im fat, fuck you" I calm her down and shes playing with her hair "why don't you find a sobergirl im not having any fun here" i talk to her some more as her friend is making out with some frat-bro. Her friend comes up and says "im going" Irish bitch leaveswith her friend. I go home and some hipster chick is begging this faggoty ass motherfucker to come home with her at my bus stop and I contemplate saying "fuck that guy I'm down, lets fuck" I don't and go home to eat some pulled pork.

Post: #58

Post: #59

You know what's funny about last night?
I was born today in the hospital and I woke up in a hospital today.

Post: #60

I have no idea what/wheretf I am going to be for Halloween tonight. I am just going to drink and grope ass and vag all fuckin night, perhaps I can pull off a club bathroom SNL from something over a 6 (Cockblocking hoes are not welcome). Mudslide from Fridays is sugary like a mofo. Cut it with water. <---Pressed mudslide

Post: #61

think someone pissed in my car. theres a wallet in there

Post: #62

Rosca man don't get so fucked up haha.
Does it have any money?

I drank a 12 pack and was barely buzzed. I guess its a combo of zinc and b12.

Went to my old neighbours party. 100 people there, all social circle groups, all bros trying to get girls by getting wasted. I'd be talking to a chick and a guy would step in and say OMG WHATS UR COSTUME or OMG MY NAME IS ___ SUP U HAVIN FUN GIRL. I'd just walk away at that point because I can barely stand being around girls my age at night. its like that new FFY post where he sees an old ONS. Shes hot, but he has no desire to fuck them because he had to dehumanize her and be a complete asshole to even do so. Why should I have to make fun of a girl or do something stupid to capture her attention for longer than 10 seconds. Next we went to a party we heard through a friend of a friend, they only gave us the cross streets. We ended up wandering into a party full of 30+ year olds. I approached the youngest girls there. Russian chicks hotter than every girl I'd seen earlier or even later in the night. hot girls my age wear makeup so poorly it makes them look bloated, makeup is to hide flaws and accentuate positives. They just slather that shit on and hope it looks good. Anyways russian chick is married, but we still talk for a while. friendly conversation with some game thrown in. I leave to go and talk to some other chicks there. They're old and wrinkled (maybe 35), but they're fully open to conversation.

Skip 20 minutes in the future. I'm walking through a crowded university age party across the street (one we were invited to). Every girl I open has a bonerkilling attitude. I'd rather fuck the old women across the street then have to put up with these bitches in hopes of getting laid. They're combative and unpleasant. They're loyal to their small social circle. A party of a 100 people isn't meant to have everyone in groups of 5. I have a non-game conversation with a girl and she is a cunt to me. I tell her "its weird people come to a huge party like this and then stick with the people they came with. anyways I'm ___ going around and chatting with everyone" Thats exactly what I was doing, just being sociable, but since everyone lives in their smartphones and exists through facebook the idea of a charismatic guy their age trying to shoot the shit with them is so unpalatable they have to be a bitch. Even the guys seemed offended I asked how their night was going. these two girls open me going OMG YOU'RE DRESSED AS ____ THATS EWWWW KEWL DID YOU MAKE THAT YOURSELF. I ask if they're princesses because they have tiaras on. They look at me like im an idiot. They show me a sash they're wearing. I subtly try to put them down by asking "are those real? my ex won one of those competitions and still has the sash, they look similar" They look at me offended and tell me to fuck myself. Another girl opens me by saying "omg you're omg lemme guess" I finish her sentence sarcastically saying "I'm everyones favourite billionare playboy philanthropist." while making it 100% obvious I'm just messing with them. They look at me funny and say "oh cool"

Later on this girl who is friends with my friend says"omg its so hot in here" I grab her hand and lead her outside. Her boyfriend is there, but she always finds excuses to get isolated with me or make me look better than him (I feel bad for the guy). Shes been unbuttoning my shirt the entire night and making sexual comments. We're talking outside and my friend comes out. I was hugging/warming her up and just about to go for the makeout. My friend glares at me. Later when we're all leaving she wants to come with us and leaves her boyfriend there. We're walking together and she says "im sew hungry lawlzzzzz" I say 'lets get some pizza its one stop from the bus we're getting on, right by my place" she gives me those bedroom eyes and says "yeah I could go for some hot pizza. I'm so cold and WET right now" We get on the bus and I pull the stop. I say "come, pizzas right here" my friend looks at me funny, then looks at her, she realizes that she was about to have the best sex of her life then says "oh we'll go to mcdonalds on campus see you later" Cockblocked by her not wanting to cheat in front of her friends. Cant blame her, should have said "lets get food" when I first isolated her.

Anyways I've been out only a few nights and the girls seem bitchier than ever. Their attitudes are so negative and you have to be the hugest asshole to them. you either get their gina tingling or they walk away shouting.

Post: #63

gotta admit i'm pretty hamskied.

and one point that's been driven home tonight that i'll keep in mind from here on out: it's extremely difficult to have a SNL with a 8+ in los angeles, at least it is for me.

And these days that's really all i'm out for. I had a few 6s throwing me major IOIs tonight.

I didn't have an outfit. I hung out at work for a bit then went home and got my red velvet playboy jacket. Show up, one of the front desk dudes has a total Eyes Wide Shut mask for me so I throw in on. During the next two hours I find a couple wolf hands that are laying around the hotel so I sport those. I'm looking dope at this point and hit the dance room and get my groove on. Some good approaches but I'm technically at work so I scale it down a bit.

I get some interest but no major bites. Confirms what I already think of halloween; that its just a bunch of attention whores and a small minority of dtf chicks, usually in the 7 or below range.

I yearn to be in a place where chicks pick up my bait within 5 approaches or fewer, and they're all 7.5+

Post: #64

Brought three girls back, fingered one while her friends were 15 feet away. Made out with an Asian chick. Got rejected by a chubby chick with big tits.

Highlights: there was this one cunt who was with a girl I was macking. The cunt was in a magician costume, and told me "sorry, you're creepy" while the target was enjoying me. I unleashed on this dumb ho, telling her, "Who the fuck are you? Are you the queen of America? Why does your opinion matter?" I turn to the target and say so both hear "She should do a magic trick and disappear." I say to the target, patronizingly, "I'm sorry, she's not usually like this."

Post: #65

Sat around all night reading Bakedesuyo and drinking whiskey when I realized that I'm not getting any younger, so I went out on the town for a couple of hours to open sets. Went to two bars and one small club and did not have much luck by myself. Couldn't seem to get chatty in my non-native language. As a result I did try a couple of decent dance approaches but with all the tourists gone it seems that most girls here are about 28 and somewhat direct and mannish. Woke up an hour ago with no shirt on and I'm missing my old lighter.

Actually I'm not sure when I woke up because it's daylight savings time today. Going out jogging in 20 though.

Post: #66

West you're right too man! I'm so glad to be alive right now. If anything, blue pill me has died in that hospital. Red pill me is alive and kicking it. I am 20 and I have to be successful in life, fuck all the hoes I can, and get fit.

Tonight was the shit man. Dancing, game spitting, and hell we even had a few rap cyphers that I was dishing rhymes for.

I got one and a half makeout, one assist and some numbers. Best number I got was this cute girl who had like curly blonde hair. She likes to smoke too, so I think I know how to work this. I'm just going to have to be smoother if I am going to get a chance of hitting that.

It wasn't Halloween, but if it was, I'd def rock that hospital shit I wore and put some blood on it. And it is awesome how I am still not big, but as my style improved so does my confidence.

Makeout
Black girls got ass dude. And they work it. They might not be the nicest of girls, but best believe they are the best dick pleasers when it comes to grinding. I had seen this girl's thong and whew I wanted to see more than that.

But she was still trying to go with her friends. Who cares man, who cares.

Assist
My friend who was here for homecoming weekend came. He's a pretty muscular dude, but nevertheless he was out to get some pussy too. We're all on the dancefloor on the hunt. So I remember seeing this white girl and this other girl. Now as much as I love big/thick bitches, the RVF member inside of me said "Pass the pussy forward".

So her friend who was shorter, and hotter I'd give her a 6 but she's a fucking 0 for not giving up the pussy. Was just like grinding on me while he had the other chick. I was trying to get some ass, but this chick comes to tell me "I'm just here to dance" while I'm trying to make out with her. The girl my friend banged was hoeing it up, she was taking her shirt off and her cockblocky friend was all "Oh don't do that!". But it was all good at the end because I distracted that bitch enough to let my homie leave with her.

So with my cockblocker defense, my friend was able to fucking score.

Lessons:
Think of club/dancefloor game as a basketball game. These cockblocking bitches will defend you and defend so you don't score. When with a friend one of you guys have to block the cockblocker. And even though you still didn't get pussy that night, at least someone from your team got the points.

Invest a little bit of cash on some better condoms. Dont want my friends or myself to end up fathers when we graduate here.

It's funny how girls who would usually reject you in the dancefloor, are actually nicer when you talk to them.

"If you can kiss a bitch you push your limits and start to finger her. If you can finger her, then you can push your limits and fuck her." ~ My friend. Who is a better player than me, but still his skill is rubbing off on me.

Post: #67

(10-28-2012 04:10 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  gotta admit i'm pretty hamskied.

and one point that's been driven home tonight that i'll keep in mind from here on out: it's extremely difficult to have a SNL with a 8+ in los angeles, at least it is for me.

And these days that's really all i'm out for. I had a few 6s throwing me major IOIs tonight.

I didn't have an outfit. I hung out at work for a bit then went home and got my red velvet playboy jacket. Show up, one of the front desk dudes has a total Eyes Wide Shut mask for me so I throw in on. During the next two hours I find a couple wolf hands that are laying around the hotel so I sport those. I'm looking dope at this point and hit the dance room and get my groove on. Some good approaches but I'm technically at work so I scale it down a bit.

I get some interest but no major bites. Confirms what I already think of halloween; that its just a bunch of attention whores and a small minority of dtf chicks, usually in the 7 or below range.

I yearn to be in a place where chicks pick up my bait within 5 approaches or fewer, and they're all 7.5+

jesus fucking christ. I have absolutely no recollection of writing this. how is this so coherently written?!?!

Post: #68

I'm drunk. Combining forty ouncers and tallboys will do that, I suppose.

Typing is one hell of an adventure when you're three sheets to the wind.

Post: #69

So I was drunk as hell yesterday. I killed the last amount of this E&J, drunk this girl's drink...Twice and still had enough balls to spit some game. I didn't get numbers but so what? I got numbers from some shorties.

I was at this hurricane sandy day party a friend had and was just dancing around with my toy guns (I called them choppas because they made a tommy gun sound). Shooting them in the air, playfully threatening the girl who was playing the music to change the song. It was funny as fuck man. I was passing my roommate the fucking choppa and I was failing to catch it with one hand.

One of the choppas got broke! But its all good. My friends toy guns still look in good condition and mines is fucked up. But you know what I think? Fuck it! I'll walk around with the fucked up gun while I ride with my friends to these parties. I'm the crazy one out of us 3 anyways!

And not to mention, it still makes the funny sound. So I can pretend shoot at bitches who want to act wrong or cockblock me on the dancefloor! Then I got the handcuffs to bring them even closer to me.

These hoes going to jail now!

Post: #70

I opened four sets in succession with my friends but shit went wrong it seems. Got a phone number or two though.
Convinced my friend that he wasn't a man if he didn't take a pull of whiskey.
Also told another friend that if he accidentally drank moonshine, he must drink alcohol to counteract the effects of methanol from poor distillation. He took a pull. Fuck yeah, chem teacher. My old chem teacher was a fucking badass. He taught us how to make meth.
I'm fucking shit wasted.

Post: #71

Getting drunk tonight. Shitty ice-brewed beer, here I come!

MSW2007 gives no fucks about getting up at 7:30 in the morning.

Post: #72

If you are not sure if it belongs in Drunk Thread, then it probably belongs in Drunk Thread.

Post: #73

Been drinking beer all night.. I have a bottle of Absolut Peach next to me. It's tempting beyond belief right now....

Post: #74

my city has become one big drunken cockfest. yesterday was the first day it made me really angry, gettin wasted instead of pullin girls gets old after some time. got something stolen from me, it has mutated to no upside all downside. you see people hooking up less often, or no one making out with anyone even with a 50% ratio at the peak of the evening. total crap compared to 2 years ago. fuck you night game, you have to suck my dick before i come back again

Post: #75

Jesus this.place is meant to heat up about noe buy its just a giant cockfest :/