R Smoov
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RE: Drunk Lounge
Alright, so listen to chief keef everyday instrumental. I gotta spit some hard shit right now guys. Feministube is being fucking gay and not letting me put the beat on here.
Blue pill life? Man I used to play WoW like everyday
Level up, never even see the fuckin UV rays
But now I'm getting smarter, going harder, man my fucking life is gettin cray
Red pill life, Man live it in each and everyway
Do them pushup ups, lifting each and every weight
Got a 12lb Chocolate Serious Mass Shake, put some pounds by the end of this fuckin date.
Spit game at night? Or spit game at day?
I dont know bro but the dancefloor is my fuckin place.
Like WestCoast, keep my money straight
Like masculinestyle, keep my swag in place
Man the choppa make the fuckin pastor loose faith
Damn man, I really fuckin came up.
Like Roosh man I'm stepping my fuckin game up.
Yeah, yeah. yeah yeah.
See, man I'm 19, bout to be fuckin 20.
Next Saturday, I'll be fuckin 20.
I want bitches to call my dick the doc like Bugs Bunny.
Hold on man. More bars out here give me a second. Alright alright alright alright yo.
I gotta make my goals done
I gotta make some hoes cum
I gotta make some dough son
This blue pill shit gets old son
Man today is the shizz.
A skinny nigga tryna life the life the zyzz.
Without the steroids, I tell him who I is.
And lets roll fucking rollies till we
Red Pill, hell yeah I'll swallow it
Learn game so the bitches can come swallow dick
Bang bang bang on the pussy, man I'm tryna hit
Get strong case a nigga wanna start some shit.
Baseball, hit is mans with the hard hits.
Ok. Fuck feminists, Fuck White Knights.
Mario the Plumber bitch, hit your princess with the green pipe
See I'mma come at her.
Bowser nigga I'll snatch her.
But now I must sleep, for the high must end on the run.
But man being smacked while rapping is kinda fun
I'm learning money fitness, and fucking bitches and now im done.
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WesternCancer
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RE: Drunk Lounge
jesus tittyfucking christ i should just give up on game right now and throw myself off a bridge.
So my friend tells me to come out and drink. I haven't been to any social gathering in a month and haven't really left my house save for class due to being sick etc. His place is a sausage fest. my friend leaves and says save my seat so i put my feet up on it. The one cute girl comes over and sits down on me saying "oh i want that seat blah blah' ITS ON BITCH. We all go to this dance party thing with weirdos in costumes. I open this older german chick who is like groping me and feeling my ass as soon as I talk to her. The girl my friends think is my girlfriend also came to the party after that chick sat on me and she sat on me. Anyways I didn't want to openly mack while my one friend was there. Anyways my one friend leaves and I stop being a bitch I cant find the german girl so I start dancing with the cute girl from the party. We're touching shes laughing and I can see that look. I pull her in close and she kind of pushes me away. My other friend from the party (who never gets laid) shows up and i guess they're banging or something. Anyways this chick grabs my hand and drags me over to the hottest blonde chick there. Really short, petitie nice ass in a small black dress. She grabs the boith of us and smushes us together. I thank her politely for the refreshing rejection.
Start dancing with blondie, make small talk. I can tell shes not usually in that crowd so I talk aboiut how i never go out. We dance some more and she starts asking personal questions. We debate whether my friend is banging the chick that introduced us. Everyone leaves, so do my friends and she says I should stay. Later I say lets get out of there for some food. She is down. We get to the coat check. I'm standing there looking sexy as fuck and I get a tap on the shoulder
"hi WesternCancer"
its this super hot chick i knew from first year. I would regularly masturbate to the thought of fucking this chick.
I say whats up and she says shes bored and theres no one there and its her birthday. She starts showing me her Id because she thinks I don't believe her. I'm kind of just making small talk because I assume blondie is a sure thing.
"so what're you doing later, like I'm hungry"
me: "oh lets grab some food or something"
her: "ya thatd be good, wait my friends are going to (bar) -- right by my fucking house --"
me: "oh cool maybe i'll see you there im just walking my friend home"
I knew she was just looking for some convenient birthday dick and I was willing to oblige, I'd gladly fuck her stupid every which way I mean I thought about it all first year. But I was stupid, that was the sure thing not blondie who wanted to grab a burger. The girl who pretty much asked me if I wanted to go home with her. I tell her see ya later and say "the weirdest thing just happened" to blondie. Blondie tells me she has to meet up with her friend. Some herby dude. She'd parked her car at his place, was sober and had to drive an hour home. grabbed the digits. I went to the bar on my way home and hottie wasn't there. Now I'm sitting here with my dick in my hands hating myself for not fucking a girl who threw herself at me, a girl who I'd fantasized about for a pretty long time
(This post was last modified: 10-21-2012 04:59 AM by WesternCancer.)
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Prufrock
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RE: Drunk Lounge
(10-20-2012 02:45 AM)Samseau Wrote: Just saw GZA live. They don't make rappers like that anymore. He used instruments and actually left the stage to perform with the audience during one song. Another kid passed a blunt up onto the stage for GZA to hit. One of the best concerts I have ever been.
Samseau - I'm a huge Wu-tang fan & I first saw them live in '97 in Brixton, South London.
It was a dodgy area at the time, in fact before the show i encountered a large group of hooligans chugging Carlsberg Special Brew & Tennant's Super under a bridge and chanting hooligan songs- I was quite intimidated by them at the time!
The show was amazing, feaqturing all nine original members of the Wu-Tang clan + Cappadonna. There were a few cases of Bailey's Irish cream on the side of the stage and ODB kept reaching into them, cracking a bottle, and handing it into the crowd, I personally took one from him and downed about half of it before passing it on.
A couple years later I saw an ODB solo show at the Maritime hall in SF (now defunct). Big Pun and Fat Joe and Juju for The Beatnuts were also there, hanging back,. a great show, instead of passing out booze to the crowd, ODb was taking drinks from people's hand.s He would say "what is this?" and then down it! good times
His BK crew has there as well, and they performed most of the songs off Return to the 36 Chambers.
They also did most of the songs off 36 Chambers, but ODB usually forgot his lines, and would just freestyle some random shit.
Man I miss those days...
The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators. - Thomas B. Macaulay
Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good-looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women. - Whit Stillman
(This post was last modified: 02-14-2016 02:44 AM by Prufrock.)
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Veloce
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RE: Drunk Lounge
goddamn just had a close call with the 5-0
Driving back from a bar, hit a couple tonight. Second one had some prospects but none of my game was sticking after a few approaches. Watched other guys approach and strike out too. no horny sluts to night just attention whores.
buddy of mine shows up hooks up some blow. i go to the bathroom take a couple bumps. it's cheap mexican shit (definitely speed in there, good luck me sleeping yeah right) come out chatting up a storm w everyone and anyone. get some funny conversations with chicks but again, no attraction which is too bad cuz i'm horny as a mofo.
i leave the venue say fuckit, time to land this plane. Hauling ass westbound on hollywood blvd and run a red light, cop at the intersection. As soon as I run it they pull out and hang a right to pursue me but I'm one step ahead and make my first left, haul ass to Yucca which is a wind-y road, go up some hills into some houses make a sharp left and haul ass down a hill and make a sharp right. I lose the fuzz and continue super nonchalant which is good considering i'm driving on an expired license and i'm not insured, plus def over the legal alcohol limit and inebriated on questionable stimulants.
hoping to hell i can pass out tonight. ears are ringing and god knows how long this shits gonna last, this better not be one of those 36 hour sessions where i get up at 4 AM and just start cleaning shit cuz there's nothing better to do.
fml
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
TEAM NO APPS
TEAM PINK
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