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Quote:Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the Russian woman with the world's strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough (well, if you believe the usual disreputable overseas news services), she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights-- almost 31 pounds-- to achieve such notoriety...

Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina.”

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

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Here´s a video of her working out:





I can imagine some of you might straightaway buy a ticket to the remote and archaic land of Siberia, hoping to enter the history books as slayers of the mightiest pussy known to mankind, becoming the heroes of future myths and lore and thereby reaching immortality.
However, hear my warning. Eject in case of female orgasm.

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Now THAT'S dedication. I'm in love

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o_O is this real life?

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You gotta give the Rooskie girls some credit. They look good and are devoted to pleasuring their men. First the blowjob classes thread. Now this. Go team FSU!!

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(10-18-2012 06:34 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  You gotta give the Rooskie girls some credit. They look good and are devoted to pleasuring their men. First the blowjob classes thread. Now this. Go team FSU!!

Hear, hear!

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God, I'm sitting here praying that she comes to America and strikes it rich making this the next big dumb chick fad, like Pilates and Spanx.

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(10-18-2012 06:47 PM)basilransom Wrote:  God, I'm sitting here praying that she comes to America and strikes it rich making this the next big dumb chick fad, like Pilates and Spanx.

Nah, nothing that involves working out to please men will take off here.

Now, maybe if someone invented a popcorn or icecream machine that could be inserted and stored inside the vagina, they'd become a billionaire overnight.

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Women don't belong in competitive powerlifting.

I'm proud to say, I've found an exception.

God, this comment (from the link) is priceless:

Quote:She would qualify for being an "Abyssinian Milker", they were famed prostitutes of legend that would greet caravans off the desert & once all the camels were settled dowm, go with one of the men to a tent, lay down on a rug & spread her legs, the man would get on top & inside her, then she'd close her legs, & helpers would roll them up in a rug, the man couldn't pump his hips at all, the she would start "stroking" his dick with her internal muscles slowly & bring him almost up to the point of cumming several times then easing off, finally she'd stroke him all the way through his orgasm, cumming & unable to pump fast, move, twitch or do anything at all but cum.
I've been lucky enough to be with two different women in my life that COULD stroke me like that, its a highly developed art that too many women don't know a thing about, if you're ever lucky enough to find one you'll never forget it, EVER!!!, its a combination smokin' hot delicious & extremely sensual fuck & a highly skilled blowjob all rolled up in one, it WILL spoil you severely, then find a woman with false teeth & get some toothless head, it will keep you looking for that exact same thing, if you ever find it, treasure it!!!!!!!!, keep it, you're a lucky man your woman can do all this, NEVER leave her because everything else out there will be a let down & a disappointment compaired to what you already have!

I forgot to add, when a woman has great muscle control like this her orgasms are so much STRONGER & LONG LASTING than someone who hasn't developed any muscle control, one time we were fucking for about a half an hour & she starts gasping, "I can't, I can't stop, Ican't stop cumming", pushed me off, rolled over on her side & passed out, I got behind her pushed her legs up, slid right back inside & came shortly afterwards, them I fell asleep too, one thing that her muscle control will do for YOU is build up your arousal levels to a point where you & her can go for a long time before orgasming.
To us a quickie was about ten minutes, we'd really go to town at night before going to sleep, when she had lots of orgasms, she'd NEVER say, "Talk to Me" after we were done, we'd BOTH go right to sleep, AND I'd always eat her through her first two orgasms before we started to fuck, toned up her muscles all the better to receive me in one big quick hard thrust & a belly slap with it too once I'd hit home, her muscle control was so good that I could rub the head of my dick across the end of her cervix, after a few of those she'd twitch & pump her hips because it was reaching down deep inside & stirring her pleasure points!
We'd fuck three times a day, she'd wake me up sucking on me & we'd have our breakfast fuck, then we'd eat breakfast, after lunch was our "quickie", some times it lasted a lot longer than ten minutes, sometimes it didn't, then at night we had our "sleeping pill" fuck, that lasted a long time that way afterwards we'd just drift off to sleep, well satisfied.
DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, GET YOUR WOMAN TO DEVELOP HER MUSCLES FOR BOTH HER PLEASURE & YOURS TOO -- ENJOY!!!!!!!!

This may be motivation for an LTR aka bitch boot camp.

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Your best bet to find a woman that understands the principle behind developing certain internal muscles would be a yoga queen. Someone that's heavily into yoga and has been practicing it for years. She might be able to come close to being able to stroke you internally.

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If you framed that it would give her mind shaking orgasm at will she might do it.

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I approve. Girls who do kegels have better orgasms and (in my experience) giving better orgasms keeps girls around longer. This reminds me to add ben wa balls to my toy chest.

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This is glorious! When I was 20 or so, the tightest girl I ever banged used to take a medium-sized, semi-firm rubber dildo, and spent 10-15 minutes a day squeezing down on it while inside her she told me.

I can't say she had every internal muscle developed or anything like that due to it, however, the outer ring of her vagina was amazingly strong and she could basically cut off all circulation to my dick. It was amazing. I remember, after we came, if I could stay hard we would essentially have a competition to see who would last longer, my hard dick or her vise-grip cooch. She got me about 50-60% of the time.

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(10-18-2012 10:04 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  Your best bet to find a woman that understands the principle behind developing certain internal muscles would be a yoga queen. Someone that's heavily into yoga and has been practicing it for years. She might be able to come close to being able to stroke you internally.

I think it'd be easier to just get a girl who's willing to do something just to please you.

But that's not that easy either. Nearly every girl I bang more than once, I tell them they should barbell squat to get dat ass, but none of them will listen .

On the one hand, this won't 'make them look bulky' as a girl might think of squats. And there's a solid benefit to her, in the form of better orgasms. But the weird factor on this one is way up there.

The two loosest girls I've banged were also the skinniest, with the least muscle mass. Sub-18 BMI for both, IIRC.

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The room she's in makes me wonder if it's her school that she holds classes in.

I'll be passing through Novosibirsk next year.

I've got to find one of her students.

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Brb, signing back up to yoga class.

That comment about internal stroking is priceless.

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Awesome. I fucked a forty year old Cuban lady once who was an avid martial artist and did kegels. She was tight as a virgin. I came quick as hell it was like she was grabbing my dick with her vag and squeezing as hard as she could. Amazing need to put every girl on to this. Gonna post it to facebook right now.