Post: #101

An easy, cheap costume idea I did a few years back was a cheating husband.

All you have to do is wear some slacks/khakis with a button down shirt (preferably an old one). Keep your belt undone, pull your shirt tail through the fly in your pants, mess your hair up, and get a girl to kiss your neck/ collar with lipstick.

Post: #102

If I had more time id pull off Jian. I wouldn't want to blow money on a shitty Ravens jersey to be Ray Rice but I'm all 100% for trolling with inflammatory shit on Halloween. If I had a fat suit I'd be a SJW and just wear a blue wig and walk around with a box of cupcakes all night.

Post: #103

My buddy is going as a traffic cone. 100% chance he's getting laid as the absurdity fits perfectly with his personality

Post: #104

I'm a cheesy pickup line.

I have 3 hotwheels pickup trucks in a line sitting on cutouts of a Kraft Mac n Cheese box fastened to a thin 12" piece of wood that I'll hang around my neck.

Thought of it yesterday after work. Cheap, easy, intriguing (the "What are you?" factor), and funny.

Post: #105

Hell, I was the Sniper from Team Fortress 2 today. I got all kinds of compliments from it. If you have the body type for it (moderately muscular or at least toned) then you're all set.

It's also a costume that you can build from standard clothing, too:

1 red shirt
1 tan/brown vest
1 pair of brown pants
1 pair of brown shoes

Slap the TF2 Sniper insignia on your shoulders and you're generally set from a basic standpoint.

Here's where it gets a little odd and where I like to add the detail to get the full look:

1 brown Australian hat (with one side curved upward)
1 pair of sunglasses (with the lenses having that yellowish tint)
1 arrow quiver with a sling (I use this since I can be the Huntsman version of the Sniper without having to deal with the police left-and-right)