Post: #51

Shit my only choices now are:
1) throw something random together quick and dirty tomorrow.
2) break out the gorilla suit and sweat my ass off and deal with a mask
3) go as nothing

I may just be a soccer player. I have all the gear and it's easy as fuck.

Post: #52

Jesus dude Jesus

Post: #53

The first thing I said when they finally took the needle off me in the hospital was
"Damn, I just got a free Halloween Costume for my birthday". And for practicing my game, it will do me well.

So a good costume idea for you guys is:

• Scrubs outfit. NOTE: If you can, try to get the outfits they give the patients at the hospital.
• Bandaids to put on
  
• Fake blood
• Whatever else you can imagine: a syringe, anything.
  

Opener:
"Do you know where the nearest hospital is?"

Storytelling
What makes this costume even better is that you can make a funny story out of it. I think a good Halloween costume is a way to help create a story.
"Oh how did I get this costume? Oh you know, I had to be taken to the hospital yesterday. I had

• Gotten hurt after running track (Or whatever sport you're built like. I'm a buck 10 so I always say track)
• Got in a fight. But the guy I beat down looks worse
• Whatever you think of
  

There are so many ways you can make this scrubs outfit cooler than what it usually is. Be a zombie patient, a regular patient, anything that comes to mind. The only rule you need to follow is Do not go overkill with this costume. By that I mean, just make it look cool but not like you invested too much thought into it.

But when you go out on Halloween with that costume be a patient for the pussy and impatient for the white knights, cockblockers, fat hoes etc.

Post: #54

Lance Armstrong is getting a rest tonight.

Since I was to lazy to go to the store I am going be the laziest but most brilliant thing for halloween:

Mr Marcus the Pornstar.

Jeans... Ballcap... Shirt off. Done.

Do I care of the taboo nature of being a pornstar for a Halloween Costume? Hell no. Here is why?

Because any girl whom gets the costume... or KNOWS WHOM HE IS. Is down. 100% down.

If she spends any of her spare time seeing that dude beat up white kitty then she knows what the hell is up.

I might throw on zombie makeup for a added touch.

Post: #55

(10-15-2012 01:24 AM)plague Wrote:  I'm planning to go as Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. I'll suit up, put on a mullet wig, carry some type of fake bloody weapon, and say horrible things to people all night long.

I went as Bateman one year. Not a good costume for macking. Guys loved it, which is cool, but girls were just like "ewww" (I had a suit, translucent raincoat, slicked hair, half bloodied face and a bloodied axe handle).

Like Roosh and other said, a stereotypically sexy character with potential for roleplaying is a safe bet. Or something that's really out there that gets people talking to you.

If you have a female wingman, consider going as Chris Brown and Rihanna. Make sure her face is busted up. Extra points if you're white and you put on blackface. Downside: your costume will just be weird without her to explain it.

Post: #56

(10-27-2012 05:14 PM)kosko Wrote:  Lance Armstrong is getting a rest tonight.

Since I was to lazy to go to the store I am going be the laziest but most brilliant thing for halloween:

Mr Marcus the Pornstar.

Jeans... Ballcap... Shirt off. Done.

Do I care of the taboo nature of being a pornstar for a Halloween Costume? Hell no. Here is why?

Because any girl whom gets the costume... or KNOWS WHOM HE IS. Is down. 100% down.

If she spends any of her spare time seeing that dude beat up white kitty then she knows what the hell is up.

I might throw on zombie makeup for a added touch.

You mean this guy? Link 1 Link 2

Post: #57

Went as Dexter one year and girls were all over me. Stopping me for photos and one girl even asked me to lay her down on my table and stab her with my knife. Sucks I had a gf then.

Post: #58

(10-27-2012 09:07 PM)slubu Wrote:  Went as Dexter one year and girls were all over me. Stopping me for photos and one girl even asked me to lay her down on my table and stab her with my knife. Sucks I had a gf then.

Sucks you let the gf get in the way of some poon.

Post: #59

(10-17-2012 10:51 PM)Tornado Wrote:  guaranteed makeout

Post: #60

(10-27-2012 11:32 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

(10-27-2012 09:07 PM)slubu Wrote:  Went as Dexter one year and girls were all over me. Stopping me for photos and one girl even asked me to lay her down on my table and stab her with my knife. Sucks I had a gf then.

Sucks you let the gf get in the way of some poon.

Yup. Can't even count the number of times I was dumb enough to stay committed as it was pre-game days. On this occasion she was at the party with me. Now I probably would have just pulled the girl in the bathroom or something.

Post: #61

So I just went to walmart and my idea instincts came in. I found the coolest fucking idea for guys trying to get some ass on the dancefloor.

So I bought this pair of fake handcuffs. I latched one of the cuffs on one of my forearms while leaving the other arm out. Dance with a shorty, latch one of her hands on a handcuff and go in. Perfect and sexy isolation move.

I plan on using these cuffs for more than the dancefloor.

Post: #62

Will be looking for yellow lab coat and breathing mask tomorrow, want to go like the cooks from Breaking Bad.

Post: #63

Some ideas,

Treyvon- hoody, arizona tea, and skittles for props. Kudos if you live in an urban area and survive the night.
50 shades of grey- need a gray sportscoat and a riding crop. Add some tight black latex gloxes like tattoo artists wear.
Terrorist- wear blue latex gloves, a contractor's dust mask, and some sunglasses (at night). Carry a squirt bottle set to mist, randomly scream "allah akbar" and spray a cloud of mist. Again, kudos if you dont get your ass beat.
Eyes wide shut guy- dress nicely with a cheap white mask
Cheap ass zorro- if your game is good, cut a strip of black tshirt and put two eye holes in it. All you need really.
Mute- inspired by a recent thread, skip the costume and try and get the bang without saying anything. Good night to try.

Post: #64

My friend went to a party as Maverick from Top Gun, was hilarious. Also had a Super Mario at the party

Post: #65

If you want something super easy that people won't give you shit about, find a jersey and be an athlete. I went as a soccer player or "David Beckham". Wore a England jersey, Adidas soccer pants, and Sambas. Done.

Post: #66

I went as DR. X, Family Counselor, from the 70's SNL sketch, years ago. Still my fave costume.

Post: #67

I did Mace Windu in a resourceful way. Green snuggie and paper towel rolls held together with duct tape. To my surprise, a few people were able to guess my costume.

Post: #68

Went as one of Mitt Romney binders of women

Went to staples, grabbed some white cardboard, giant paper, printed pics of women, glued them on to the giant sheets of paper.

then went to a couple of bars and ended at a club, I GOT approached from a bunch of chicks, my costume was a natural opener,
at the end of the day i got a few numbers, fucked one of them last night.

Ill definitely recommend some type of unique costume, not much a character from a show. It certainly helps, but it all depends im a bit aloof and random. That twister costume posted would probably help you more game-wise then being a pirate or some packaged costume you buy at target or some shit.

Post: #69

I went as Jerry Sandusky this year. I wore a Penn State outfit and attached a cabbage patch doll to my belt. I decided to go funny this year instead of a typical guy costume. But I surprisingly got approached by girls even though I was wearing a costume that insinuated I have sex with little boys. It's a super offensive costume but I guess crossing the line can be a good thing. I would have banged one girl but the logistics didn't work out since I was out of town visiting my brother.

I'm going out with it again tomorrow night so we'll see how it goes. Hopefully I don't run into any rape victims.

Post: #70

When I was in college, someone ALWAYS came out dressed like a tampon.

Post: #71

GUYS GUYS, I NEED YOUR HELP SERIOUSLY.

Ok, so I have a white v-neck and some vampire blood paint.
Does anyone have any cool text or some shit to write on it?? Please guys I love you all. And I need to fucck bitches tonight because well....we all do!

Post: #72

Suit up...

When a girl asks you who you are.

Say... "A guy in a suit."

Or better yet, "guess." Then work with what they say.

Bitches at your average party aren't going to give a fuck if you don't have a real witty idea for a costume...you're wearing a suit so they will be drawn to your style anyway. It also gives you the opportunity to go places where a suit isn't normally an advantage... Like college and dive bars.


*Edited because I'm drunk

Post: #73

I'm shaving my head, growing a goatee... got a yellow suit with blue gloves, a gas mask, a los pollos hermanos chicken bucket, blue rocky candy (to go inside), and a black fedora in case I decide to swap costumes. Who am I?

Post: #74

^^ EPA bureaucrat on furlough?

Post: #75

(10-05-2013 06:32 AM)Gmac Wrote:  I'm shaving my head, growing a goatee... got a yellow suit with blue gloves, a gas mask, a los pollos hermanos chicken bucket, blue rocky candy (to go inside), and a black fedora in case I decide to swap costumes. Who am I?

Break in some Bad bitches Gmac