Post: #26

(10-08-2012 03:18 PM)RandalGraves Wrote:  His wife's pictures have all the trappings of an OKCupid secret internet fattie.

Nothing secret about this one sir.

Post: #27

On a side note, I am clicking 'Like' a positively unacceptable number of times for just one thread.

(is that beta?)

Post: #28

(10-08-2012 11:05 AM)Chapped3rdEye Wrote:  He's married to this lady:

Looks like someone shit all over my screen

Post: #29

Now I know I've read day bang, but I'm a bit worried I've forgotten Bait Line #31, I was thinking I should use this later today while I'm in town but I can't for the life of me remember it...

Personally, when I do a book review I at lest try to read the book. Here's how I think it should have read

Years later, your son (my swimmers only make alpha males) will ask you, “How did you meet Mom?” And instead of a desperate, last chance to ever see a woman, answer like “The Internet” or “College” or “A party”, you’ll be able to give them a gripping story of how you Day Banged their mother after months of study and self improvement to become a Renaissance Man. “I boldly walked up to her and her group of friends in the middle of a crowded shop. Started a friendly conversation and subtly told her interesting thing about me and my lifestyle, and shared my humor. She was hooked. When you get older I'll teach you how to pull fantastic looking women as well. Coz if you don't learn game you may have to marry a girl from collage or work or, god forbid, the internet."

"Now go play with the new kitten I got for you, his name is Roosh."

Post: #30

It's disturbing how much this broad is like many of the chicks I've posted in the Online Hamster thread.

Post: #31

They both play Magic Cards, read comics or play Dungeons and Dragons together. She's an A typical warpig married to a gnome.

You can see them everywhere at gaming conventions.

Post: #32

Roosh, what's the turnaround time on sales reports from Amazon? Would be nice to see an uptick in sales from this little burst of advertising.

Post: #33

Bad publicity is still publicity

Post: #34

they look so goofy

Post: #35

He met this piggy on the internet for sure. They had a magical connection over nerd shit and webcomics, which is the way God intended people to meet. You certainly don't get laid by chatting up a stranger in a coffee shop and getting her interested in you with tight game.

I wouldn't even fuck this chubbster to cuckold him and then tell him I'm from roosh-forum. Well... I probably would but she's still ugly.

Post: #36

(10-08-2012 09:01 PM)aphelion Wrote:  Roosh, what's the turnaround time on sales reports from Amazon? Would be nice to see an uptick in sales from this little burst of advertising.

Daily. I think there was a 5 book bump or so.

Post: #37

I think I should delete this thread. It's not right to make fun of a woman with Down syndrome.

Post: #38

Congrats on the extra sales Roosh.

Also, re: the guy's picture. Neckbeards gonna neckbeard.

Post: #39

I just feel bad for the guy. He's deepthroating the blue pill so hard you can almost see tears starting to well up in his beady little eyes.

Post: #40

(10-08-2012 04:30 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(10-08-2012 11:05 AM)Chapped3rdEye Wrote:  He's married to this lady:

Looks like someone shit all over my screen

The worst part is that these are probably her 'best' pictures. Shudder

Post: #41

(10-08-2012 10:48 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Daily. I think there was a 5 book bump or so.

   

Post: #42

(10-08-2012 08:22 PM)BadWolf Wrote:  They both play Magic Cards, read comics or play Dungeons and Dragons together. She's an A typical warpig married to a gnome.

You can see them everywhere at gaming conventions.

As someone who played Magic a long time ago and still really likes Dungeons & Dragons, it greatly saddens me that I have to agree with you.

Post: #43

Quote:Years later, your child will ask you, “How did you meet Mom?” And instead of a boring answer like “The Internet” or “College” or “A party”, you’ll be able to give them a gripping story of how you Day Banged their mother after months of study and memorization. “I gave her Bait Line #31 and winked at a specific time. She let me hack the closer and I got her number, and then texted her Follow-Up #5. I was a big-time Day Banger and it’s all thanks to an A-to-Z banging strategy devised by pickup master Roosh V.”

I don't think he makes a very good case for why this is a bad book.

Quote:I wouldn't even fuck this chubbster to cuckold him and then tell him I'm from roosh-forum. Well... I probably would but she's still ugly.

Post: #44

(10-08-2012 10:37 PM)Kaywhole Wrote:  I wouldn't even fuck this chubbster to cuckold him and then tell him I'm from roosh-forum. Well... I probably would but she's still ugly.

One man's best hope not to die alone is anothers man drunken one night stand regret.

To quote one of his other "reviews":

Quote:“You are the shitty afterthought of an addition to my life, and you act unpredictably depending on who you’re interacting with, and you’re only pretty to people who don’t know how fucked up you are.”

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/post/32...ught-of-an

Post: #45

Quote:I don't think he makes a very good case for why this is a bad book.

Exactly what I was thinking. I'd much prefer to tell a story about how I spotted a women in the street and had the balls to approach her than saying I met on the internet.

Post: #46

I can't decide what's funnier...his wife, his hair, or that he's linking to an Amazon page with an aff link.

I'm willing to bet a number of the people who reblogged bought the book too..

Post: #47

Even hypothetically if you somehow met your future wife and told her exactly the lines you used and raved on about how amazing 'Day Bang' was (how fucking hilarious would that be BTW). She would still re-frame it as 'OH, I met your father in a crowded shopping mall, and when our eyes locked he asked me for directions to the nearest pet shop - like he somehow KNEW I was an animal person'.

No chance in hell they would claim to be gamed.

Post: #48

"But I didn't need game to get my wife" type of guy. Socially-retarded reject who is happy with that nerd land-whale. Ok.

Post: #49

I think there's something deeper going on here....I think these hipster guys are suffering from low testosterone in addition to the 105 IQ predicament Highandtight spoke of. What MAN could be happy fucking that thing?

And Vice Versa for that matter....

Can you imagine all the effeminate men she probably slept with (as Tuth mentioned) before these two decided to join forces? Guaranteed neither of them have had the company of anything more than a 5. I can hear them both "We're not that shallow, we don't think that's important" (once you translate their snarky comments) but the truth is, she's never been with a real man because she isn't attractive, and he doesn't have enough testosterone to know what true DESIRE is and the motivation to act on it.

I bet they really met on the internet and tell people they met at a house party.

Post: #50

(10-12-2012 03:33 PM)Fisto Wrote:  I think there's something deeper going on here....I think these hipster guys are suffering from low testosterone in addition to the 105 IQ predicament Highandtight spoke of. What MAN could be happy fucking that thing?

No MAN would allow himself to look like that. The look he goes with is guaranteed to turn off any decent self respecting broad.

Instead of manning up and going for something attractive, he goes with a look only snarky, fat feminists will find endearing.