Post: #1

The guy that does Married to the Sea and Toothpaste for Dinner also has a blog where he picks stuff for sale on Amazon to mock:
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/post/33...itten-by-a

Quote:“Day Bang” is an instructional manual written by a man who gives you, the aspiring Day Banger, tips to talk to women during the daytime. It even purports to instruct you on how to begin your weird, forced conversation in such a way that it “won’t scare the woman away.”

Years later, your child will ask you, “How did you meet Mom?” And instead of a boring answer like “The Internet” or “College” or “A party”, you’ll be able to give them a gripping story of how you Day Banged their mother after months of study and memorization. “I gave her Bait Line #31 and winked at a specific time. She let me hack the closer and I got her number, and then texted her Follow-Up #5. I was a big-time Day Banger and it’s all thanks to an A-to-Z banging strategy devised by pickup master Roosh V.”

Post: #2

I'd like to see the chicks that this guy is hackin' at.

Denialist.

Post: #3

He's married to this lady:

Post: #4

(10-08-2012 11:05 AM)Chapped3rdEye Wrote:  He's married to this lady:

That's about all I need to see to consider this

Post: #5

It's like an ant hating on a human because humans only have 2 legs.

Post: #6

God I fucking hate Tumblr. You can't comment on anything unless you have a Tumblr account and even then you don't comment, you 'reblog.' Had an epic roast locked 'n loaded.

Post: #7

Another no-game game denialist with a fat, snarky wife with a bad attitude, tattoos, short hair, and probably a long and sordid sexual history before he decided to pay retail for a sale item.

Nothing to see here.

Post: #8

The problem is that these people, despite being full of shit, attract lots of public sympathy. Anyone white knighting about how awful the game is and blah blah blah will automatically tap into our genetic instincts that women, as the more valuable sex, are to be protected at all costs and cherished - and not Day Banged.

p.s. I love the term "Day Banged". Hats off to this gentleman, no matter how lame he might be.

Post: #9

Post: #10

(10-08-2012 11:05 AM)Chapped3rdEye Wrote:  He's married to this lady:

That is fucking hilarious.

I swear I imagined this and scrolled down... it couldn't have been any closer.

Post: #11

I find this funny because it mocks game for being nothing but scripted lines whereas day bang teaches you to have innocent conversations so you don't have to use canned routines.

Post: #12

Countdown till when this wimps gets told by a white-knight spy that this thread exists.

Post: #13

What's really interesting is that his first example of an acceptable place to meet a woman, the internet, would have been mocked less than ten years ago. This guy can't actually form a logical argument against using game; instead he goes the feminine route and tries to dismiss it as creepy or awkward. If you use game to get you the women that you want to be with, who the fuck cares whether other people approve of how you met? Obviously,
this ball-less wonder does.

By the way, this is a great example of how our society has come unbalanced. Feminism works really hard to make it possible for women to slut it up as much as they like and still be considered acceptable for long-term relationships. Almost all attempts by the average guy to enjoy that same level of sexual freedom will be attacked by feminists, white knights, traditionalists, from almost every ideological perspective.

It's one thing to have a society where women are expected to be chaste and men are expected to treat them as such. Now, however, we have a society which places no expectations on women, but still expects men to be perfect gentleman. A society like that cannot last for long... unless, of course, it has a government that subsidizes female behavior and forces everyone to collectively pay for the consequences.

Post: #14

Another photo for your viewing displeasure:



Definitely born in the 'year of the pig.'

The author:



Bro, because I know you're going to read this thread, check out this one too: Bald = Dominant?. Then parade those dogs at the local park and get your DayBang on.

Pretty sure this guy is trying to make money off Roosh, using affiliate links. Oh well, just making his 'enemy' richer.

These are what I call internet people. They only exist on the internet, and you are virtually guaranteed to never meet them in real life. This is a good thing. If you do, you should seriously reconsider your choice of hobbies and friends. They think weird unfunny shit like this is the height of comedy, like so:

Post: #15

Reading this thread would be the best thing that ever happened to this guy.

Post: #16

I'm sure those two met at LensCrafters.

"Excuse me, are those good frames?"

Post: #17

(10-08-2012 11:43 AM)basilransom Wrote:  Another photo for your viewing displeasure:



Definitely born in the 'year of the pig.'

"Jinkies!"

Post: #18

He writes in that same snarky I-know-more-than-you irony drenched style that is prevalent on Jezzabel. That fat fountain of flab Lindy West (she of the corn oreo video fame) writes just like this. I think they truly believe that it is good writing.

Post: #19

(10-08-2012 12:23 PM)Menace Wrote:  He writes in that same snarky I-know-more-than-you irony drenched style that is prevalent on Jezzabel. That fat fountain of flab Lindy West (she of the corn oreo video fame) writes just like this. I think they truly believe that it is good writing.

You are so on the money with this it hurts. It's the typical early 20's not-smart-enough-to-know-what-they-don't-know writing style. Drives me nuts. I also refer to this as the 105 IQ problem -- slightly smarter than average but incapable of understanding the gulf that exists between them and the next level up. Also incapable of understanding that, no matter how smart/sexy/great you are, there is always a next level up.

Post: #20

Their coupling may be the best reason to buy Day Bang.

Post: #21

this made me sad

Post: #22

The pics made me laugh.

Post: #23

Pics are hilarious. Lenscrafters is a junky optician store. Often don't have a real doctor on staff. They both look like hipsters and I doubt he read the entire book.

Post: #24

(10-08-2012 11:18 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Another no-game game denialist with a fat, snarky wife with a bad attitude, tattoos, short hair, and probably a long and sordid sexual history before he decided to pay retail for a sale item.

Nothing to see here.

Post: #25

His wife's pictures have all the trappings of an OKCupid secret internet fattie.

1. The "exclusively 45 Degree Angle shot", where her face is angled away from the camera every time. This angle makes you look prettier/more handsome, because facing the camera straight on will make your chin less pronounced and any asymmetry becomes obvious. Sticking your chin out at an angle makes you appear thinner.

2. The "hey look, it's my boobs! lol!" setup of the pictures, trying to distract from her weird looking face.