Post: #1

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/11...60552.html

Even chics with two heads are attention whores. In the past such people would've resigned themselves to a private life outside of the spotlight. I just read that one of them is engaged. If the guy they are marrying gets shown on this tv show I'll be very curious to watch.

Post: #2

jesus christ

Post: #3

A quick Google Image search turned up this:



They've got a shared vagina. Would you bang?

Post: #4

Does it count for a three-way flag?
Or a hydra flag?

I wonder who has this on their to-do list.

Post: #5

That would be an interesting threesome. The only thing I can't imagine is how much drama and mutual frustration they create considering they're literally stuck together. The average woman can't be with another woman for more than 20 min without an argument/catfight.

Post: #6

(08-11-2012 08:47 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/11...60552.html

Even chics with two heads are attention whores. In the past such people would've resigned themselves to a private life outside of the spotlight. I just read that one of them is engaged. If the guy they are marrying gets shown on this tv show I'll be very curious to watch.

Here's a test of their entitlement level: Do they plan to marry one man or two?

If they plan on marrying two different guys, they're insane.

Apparently speakeasy might be right. From Gawker: "Brittany-and Brittany only-is even engaged!" That is fucking ridiculous. I can't imagine the size of their ego, to think that's okay to marry two different dudes.

Or what if one gets married and the other likes to fuck random dudes? Hahaha. "Honey, we can't do dinner tonight, Abby wants some new dick." Or Brittany cheats on the hubby and denies it, "it wasn't me, it was Abby!"

Any dude who agrees to share and marry double-headed pussy with another dude has failed as a man.

Post: #7

"Numerous reports that Brittany is or has been engaged have popped up since 2009, but have never been confirmed."

Post: #8

(08-11-2012 09:39 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

(08-11-2012 08:47 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/11...60552.html

Even chics with two heads are attention whores. In the past such people would've resigned themselves to a private life outside of the spotlight. I just read that one of them is engaged. If the guy they are marrying gets shown on this tv show I'll be very curious to watch.

Here's a test of their entitlement level: Do they plan to marry one man or two?

If they plan on marrying two different guys, they're insane.

Apparently speakeasy might be right. From Gawker: "Brittany-and Brittany only-is even engaged!" That is fucking ridiculous. I can't imagine the size of their ego, to think that's okay to marry two different dudes.

Or what if one gets married and the other likes to fuck random dudes? Hahaha. "Honey, we can't do dinner tonight, Abby wants some new dick." Or Brittany cheats on the hubby and denies it, "it wasn't me, it was Abby!"

Any dude who agrees to share and marry double-headed pussy with another dude has failed as a man.

Haha its like a live incarnation of the hamster.

Post: #9

Looks like they got some attitude too. I bet you guys anything in the world they have a laundry list of demands in a man.



Can't wait to get a glimpse of the dude marrying one of them. I guess some guys are so desperate they'll take anything.

Post: #10

A built in threesome!

Post: #11

A wild Doduo appeared!

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What will Ash do?

Post: #12

Wouldnt that marriage be considered polygamy automatically since they share the same body?

Post: #13

so when one has an orgasm the other does too?

Post: #14

Getting married to that is like a punishment from hell. I gotta see the man before I believe it.

Post: #15

The Spartans had a good way of dealing with this.

Post: #16

(08-11-2012 10:09 PM)vinman Wrote:  A built in threesome!

You mean: built-in cockblock.

Would not bang.

Post: #17

Tuthmosid Math 101

1 pussy = 1 woman*

*Therefore, by extension, that woman with two pussies = two women

Post: #18

IIRC, siamese twins don't live that long either. Desperation might even be an understatement.

Post: #19

(08-11-2012 10:06 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  Can't wait to get a glimpse of the dude marrying one of them. I guess some guys are so desperate they'll take anything.

An artist's rendering of the guy who's getting married to "one" of these chicks has been released. There was reportedly a disagreement over the decision to wife up:

   

Post: #20

This inspires in me a sense of sadness more than anything else. What is the point of letting them live at birth? It's just cruel. If I was them I would wish to have been euthanized well before reaching consciousness.

Post: #21

Two-headed man wifing up a two-headed woman having two-headed babies? Dear god what a fucking mess.

Post: #22

(08-11-2012 08:47 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/11...60552.html

Even chics with two heads are attention whores. In the past such people would've resigned themselves to a private life outside of the spotlight. I just read that one of them is engaged. If the guy they are marrying gets shown on this tv show I'll be very curious to watch.

Two girls one cunt.

Post: #23

Of course I'd bang, for the story. She'd never hear from me again though.

Post: #24

Howard Stern or someone in the media with balls needs to ask them the sex questions, I'm fascinated...forget the boring "how they live" and "beat the odds" stories, how do they deal with sexual matters? What goes on during sex? Who feels what? Do they both feel it? Is one blindfolded or both get to see during the act?

Post: #25

So if one of them masturbates is it incest?