Post: #126

I know no limits......

Done anal, done ATM, had shit on my dick, had puke on my dick... it really doesnt faze me

sometimes when you play in dirt you get mud...deal with it

im always so calm an carefree when some chick pukes after i shove my dick down thier throat they dont know what to think... the last time it happened the girl was like horrified an was like im so sorry, i said "in my line of work this kind of thing happens all the time" haha

Post: #127

(09-11-2012 09:35 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  im always so calm an carefree when some chick pukes after i shove my dick down thier throat they dont know what to think... the last time it happened the girl was like horrified an was like im so sorry, i said "in my line of work this kind of thing happens all the time" haha

That's the main reason I don't REALLY shove my dick down their throat like porn stars do. I had one fatty straight up puke on it and all over the floor. Luckily, I was quick and hopped back so it barely missed my entire piece. Another girl had some slight puke come up but just a little spoonful. They both looked like they seen a ghost and were all shook up.

Post: #128

^Like this?

LINK (VERY) NSFW

Post: #129

That shit dont faze me, sure I would rather it didnt happen but I could careless when it does.... worst part about it is if I still have on my nice tommy or CK boxer briefs an they get chunks in them an sometimes that shit stains.... other then that I could care less

Post: #130

(09-11-2012 09:35 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  I know no limits......

Done anal, done ATM, had shit on my dick, had puke on my dick... it really doesnt faze me

sometimes when you play in dirt you get mud...deal with it

im always so calm an carefree when some chick pukes after i shove my dick down thier throat they dont know what to think... the last time it happened the girl was like horrified an was like im so sorry, i said "in my line of work this kind of thing happens all the time" haha

Hahaha, hear hear.

I've trained my current squeeze pretty well. The last time it happened, she took a moment to wipe her mouth and kept blowing me till the job was done. A real trooper.

@Tuth - LOL...

Post: #131

(09-11-2012 09:51 PM)captaingeneric Wrote:  

(09-11-2012 09:35 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  I know no limits......

Done anal, done ATM, had shit on my dick, had puke on my dick... it really doesnt faze me

sometimes when you play in dirt you get mud...deal with it

im always so calm an carefree when some chick pukes after i shove my dick down thier throat they dont know what to think... the last time it happened the girl was like horrified an was like im so sorry, i said "in my line of work this kind of thing happens all the time" haha

Hahaha, hear hear.

I've trained my current squeeze pretty well. The last time it happened, she took a moment to wipe her mouth and kept blowing me till the job was done. A real trooper.

Well played

Its a turn on for me when girls handle shit like a soldier

Post: #132

(09-11-2012 09:51 PM)captaingeneric Wrote:  

(09-11-2012 09:35 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  I know no limits......

Done anal, done ATM, had shit on my dick, had puke on my dick... it really doesnt faze me

sometimes when you play in dirt you get mud...deal with it

im always so calm an carefree when some chick pukes after i shove my dick down thier throat they dont know what to think... the last time it happened the girl was like horrified an was like im so sorry, i said "in my line of work this kind of thing happens all the time" haha

Hahaha, hear hear.

I've trained my current squeeze pretty well. The last time it happened, she took a moment to wipe her mouth and kept blowing me till the job was done. A real trooper.

(09-11-2012 09:45 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  ^Like this?

LINK (VERY) NSFW

I've seen a clip on that site where the girl's puke is black and everyone on set says it smells like death.

Post: #133

(09-11-2012 09:47 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  That shit dont faze me, sure I would rather it didnt happen but I could careless when it does.... worst part about it is if I still have on my nice tommy or CK boxer briefs an they get chunks in them an sometimes that shit stains.... other then that I could care less

Haha. I thought I was one of the most depraved bastards on here, but puke is where I draw the line. What about the smell bro?


As for ATM, I used to love it...Until one day I licked this chicks asshole just to see what it was like..turns out she wasn't clean and I got a mouthful of bitter shit...fucking putrid dude. Now everytime a chick is about to do atm I have to stop her...I have too much empathy. I can't even watch ATM porn anymore without being repulsed.

I can still literally taste it in the back of my throat just writing this.

Post: #134

^ Man, just... nevermind...

Post: #135

I've still yet to do anal. I tried with a ONS a week or so back. I said "you ever done anal" she said no you and i said lets try.stuck my finger in and she winced in pain. How do you guys bring this up. Any time I do I'll just ask if they've tried it and they look at me like "what the fuck did you say"

Post: #136

(09-30-2012 02:58 PM)Feo Wrote:  

(09-11-2012 09:47 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  That shit dont faze me, sure I would rather it didnt happen but I could careless when it does.... worst part about it is if I still have on my nice tommy or CK boxer briefs an they get chunks in them an sometimes that shit stains.... other then that I could care less

Haha. I thought I was one of the most depraved bastards on here, but puke is where I draw the line. What about the smell bro?


As for ATM, I used to love it...Until one day I licked this chicks asshole just to see what it was like..turns out she wasn't clean and I got a mouthful of bitter shit...fucking putrid dude. Now everytime a chick is about to do atm I have to stop her...I have too much empathy. I can't even watch ATM porn anymore without being repulsed.

I can still literally taste it in the back of my throat just writing this.

Almost as bad as the girl whose shit I pushed in, took my dick out and seen the shit on it right before she started slurping.

Post: #137

(09-30-2012 11:51 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  I've still yet to do anal. I tried with a ONS a week or so back. I said "you ever done anal" she said no you and i said lets try.stuck my finger in and she winced in pain. How do you guys bring this up. Any time I do I'll just ask if they've tried it and they look at me like "what the fuck did you say"

Can't speak for ONSs. But with a regular, you can bring it up pretty easy if you always wrap up. When you know you will have a marathon fuck fest, bring just 1 or 2 condoms. When you run out, initiate foreplay to sex again and when she's very horny and asking for it, turn her doggy style and keep fingering her. While you finger her tell her you don't have any more condoms but you have an idea, take out the lube and keep doing the magic with your hands. Then you're all set to go.

This for those who want to try anal but the girl doesn't want to.

Post: #138

I like it. And I'm happy that my last three g/f's all liked it when I did it to them. Two of them gave me their anal cherries.

It's way tighter. It feels really good with thick lube like Wet Platinum. You can go super-fast and that shit stays slick and wet for you the whole time. All the girls said they got intense orgasms from it, in conjunction with me rubbing their clits simultaneously. They all said that it was a very different type of orgasm and that they felt it all over their bodies.

I just love butts too. I used to be into rimming girls a lot. And a few girls rimmed me back. It all feels really good to me.

By the way, I must have had it like 40 times in my life. It's only been dirty maybe 3 times. And all it really was was a small dot of dookie. My dick didn't even smell. The rectum is a fairly clean place. I just took a shower and washed it really well after each time. The girls would accompany me and then we'd make out and play some more in the steam. It became a ritual after anal. All of it is fun.

Post: #139

That face that beautiful face

Post: #140

Glad this thread was bumped. Had a solid chuckle.

Not gonna lie, I enjoy anal just to shake things up, see if I can, and as a power play. Have done ATM but wouldn't insist on it with a girl I actually liked.

I'm with Cr33Pin, no real issue with anything. Play in the mud you'll get a bit of dirt on you every now and again. Like having my ass licked, like licking her ass.

It's all part of the experience. Straight V alone and you're missing out.

Had a girl or two munt on the D, didn't phase me in the slightest except that it broke the rhythm.

Edit: munt means vomit

Post: #141

Post: #142

Xpat, at first, I thought option number 2 was a coca cola.

Post: #143

It actually makes me feel kind of sick to be honest. That's just me.

Post: #144

Team anal. If a girl with a juicy ass is clean and well groomed, I will toss the hell out of that salad and harpoon that browneye like there is no tomorrow. Raw. If she goes atm all the better.

Post: #145

I'm with roosh, no desire for anal. Had a girl try to slip a surprise finger during head once and I had the bright idea to return the favor, but she liked it way more than me. Pushed her right into the shower after that.

Post: #146

(11-11-2015 12:49 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  Team anal. If a girl with a juicy ass is clean and well groomed, I will toss the hell out of that salad and harpoon that browneye like there is no tomorrow. Raw. If she goes atm all the better.

Real women swallow and do anal.

Post: #147

nasty! hell nah thanks.

Post: #148

(07-26-2012 08:40 AM)Roosh Wrote:  I never tried it and I don't think I ever will. I understand why a lot of guys do it... for the power and domination, but I feel I can get that satisfied from vaginal penetration. I'm not even curious about it.

I'm quite content with vagina.

Under no circumstance whatsoever would I go in through the out door. Never happened ; never will.

And I'm half Greek FFS!!!

Post: #149

Got a brown surprise the 2nd time I did it. Was really grossed out and never did it again.

My new girl wants to try it so I think I might give it to her since I can then say I won both of her holes (was a virgin).

Still not into it though.

Post: #150

I always used condom for anal. Is the sensation much better to compensate the high risk of contracting STD?
And for the girl, is the sensation much better?
When I cum, I go to the shower just to wash my dick and hands since the condom always end up with tiny brown spots.
Girls did ATM for me and it's awesome. I shave my ass and keep it clean all the time and avoid farting if I know I'm going to have sex after.