Post: #1

I just did a little post over here: /thread-14525-...#pid240673 that reminded me of my most embarrassing Game moment.

Back in high school, I was talking to a super fly girl that I wanted to swoop really bad.

I finally had a moment to talk to her, between classes, and I can't remember if I sneezed or laughed, but a big snot came out of my nose.

I was cooked.

No recovery. Down for the count. I tried to recover, but it was Game Over.

What Embarrassing Game Moment's have you guys had?

Were you able to recover?

Break it down.

Post: #2

Once in Lvov I was dating a girl when suddenly my eyes started burning.The girl told me she felt unwell and could not breathe.She wanted to go home.As we walked my eyes burned more and more.She was breathing fast.So I lost her for good.
The next day I heard that a big explosion in a nearby chemical factory had taken place and thus I was able to interpret what had happened.

Another time I was talking to some girls in beach and everything was going fine when a sudden storm caused a mass uprise of sand which came all over us.Everyone had sand in eyes and hair and the girls left ASAP to bathe it was impossible to stay there anymore.

I will also not forget when I had sex with a girl in night in the beach when a man came out of his home nearby.He came close to us without seeing us(we stood still) and started pissing just a meter away.Or when I finished on her breast and we had no towels so she walked in the resort main street with her skin glowing hoping noone would notice.
I also remember in Lvov once a girl let me touch her pussy in disco over a seethrough underwear and being horny as hell(after kissing other girls etc) I could not stop myself and ejaculated in my trousers in the club.Then her girlfriend asked me to come to talk to her as well and I did not know how to hide the whole thing.Somehow I managed to sit down on the other table and cover with the tablecloth but I hesitated to finger her girlfriend as well since everything was fluid.

Post: #3

I was in my roaring twentites at night club..I've already locked in two girls for the night. (Pussy sure thing need something to fall back on)
I was talking with a 8-9..She says..Let's dance (Being tipsy and feeling I can do anything) I forgot I couldn't dance ruin my whole night and the laughter was enough to sit me down for the rest of the night...

Post: #4

Not really a game moment but it happened with a steady gf. I was lying in bed and she jumped on me while playing around. She jumped on my stomach and I let one rip.

It was that awful first fart. Really embarrassing. Not much later there were "Dutch ovens" all the time hahaha

Post: #5

This is sort of a game moment.

I was auditioning a singer for my band- I think it was two sisters who sang together. I would have liked to bang 'em.

I wanted to show them a clip of my band playing. But, none of my VHS tapes had been labeled. So, I popped in a video and it the screen fills with a close up blow-job shot. It was a porno my friend lent me a while back.

It was so embarrassing that I felt pressure pushing me down.

One of the girls let out a surprised "oh."

And then there was an awkward silence. I was waiting for at least a bit of laughter or something.

I tried to explain that my friend had left the video. I quickly changed the subject.

Post: #6

I also remember when I dated a Czech girl in a resort and she called her girlfriend to come as well.I had already my hand under the shorts of the czech girl when the girlfriend arrived and sit in the chair opposite to me.When she opened her legs I realized she wore no underwear.So I was in the peculiar situation talking to a girl with my hand under her shorts and panties close to her pussy while my eyes were locked to her girlfriend's pussy.I had a wingman who did not notice a thing.This was in noon under the hot sun in cafe.

Post: #7

First time I ever went to a night club, it was in a small town in the south of France. I was 16 at the time and had gone to a big family party with about eighty people, towards the end of the big supper I was getting really drunk on wine and champagne and these two teenage girls invited me to a club.

They were friends of the family I was with and arranged with them that I'd stay at their house after the club. I was stoked but really fucking hammered by the time we got to the club. When we were there, they met up with some friend's and we started doing shots. One of the girls asked me to dance and I resisted because I knew I couldn't barely walk, she finally dragged me up on the dance floor and I puked all over her chest.

It was fucking brutal, I ran to the washroom and finished up then chilled outside until the girls were don'e partying, I ended up staying at their place but just passed out. I'll never live that one down, never saw the girls again but every time I talk to the French family I was staying with, they bring it up.

Post: #8

I was 16 or 17 hanging out at an older friend's house party. The place was crowded with hot, posh girls.

I start talking to a girl who I knew and who had brought a girl friend to the party. I had met the friend before, a beautiful brunette who fit my style perfectly, and who I had been wanting to kiss for months. Hell, I could even envision her as my girlfriend, which is a big fucking step for me.

The three of us talk, the girl's into me, the girl I knew is winging for me real well, everything is just great. I sip on my drink and the only thing in my mind is "Fuck yes, today she will be mine".

Even though it was just overkill at this point, I still wanted to look smooth. So when they ask me a question and I start answering, I lean against the nearby ping pong table.

The table somehow proceeds to collapse and break in the middle of the party, also spilling the drinks that were over it everywhere. Needless to say everyone starts to look at me, congratulate me and laugh, all of which only got worse as the host came and drunkenly attemped to fix the table while looking at me with desdain and thanking me for my "birthday present". The girls covers her mouth, starts chuckling and discretly walks away.

Never had another shot with her.
She's even hotter today.

Post: #9

All the times I didn't approach

but besides that, the times when a solid 8.5 girl called me "male jailbait" and kept touching me and I didn't get the hint to escalate the encounter. I thought she was just saying I looked old for my age.

Post: #10

Last Night I went to Manhattan with my boys to go Venue Hoppin'. We skip lines and pay no cover at certain spots. Cool Night. I went up to this Fly chick standing outside Fiddling with her phone.
"Hey"
"Hey"(looks back at phone)
"My name is pre..."
cuts me off and SCREAMS!! SCREAMs I tell you. "IM NOT INTERESTED WTF AGGGGHHHHH"
"riiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhht"
She probablly had been approached 1000 times that night. I just turned around and walked away. I had gotten the worst of it, but who cares.
Even though I already knew, swooping chicks in the city on Friday and Saturday night is a hassle and the biggest waste of energy. It's bitch shield city. Game during the week in NYC.

Post: #11

Not really a game moment, but more like a complete lack of self-control and forethought on my part. I was in bed with my oneitis. We had been friends (aka I had been friendzoned), but I finally got this girl into bed after a night of hardcore drinking while visiting her in France. I had sent millions of my salt warriors off to their deaths while daydreaming of this girl, and now I was going to get a chance to do the real thing with her.

We're laying in bed and she's rubbing my chest and I'm rubbing her legs, and moving up the part of the leg where it meets the ass. She's panting a bit as the friction of our rubbing gets more intense, and then....

....BOOM!









I wake up and it's morning. I had completely fallen asleep due to drinking too much, and she had left for work already. We didn't go out drinking the next night and the vibe was just off anyway due to how close we'd come the night before. We spent the next night in bed talking about our "feelings", hopes, dreams, and all that shit (she even confessed to a rape fantasy involving a black dude nailing her in the ass). Never got the bang. Jerked off furiously in the shower the next day.

Post: #12

In high school I was working on this one chick, one of the hottest in the grade. Needless to say I was beside myself in excitement.

One night her and her friend get ahold of some Smirnoff vanilla vodka and invite me to drink it with them out at this park in the woods.

Feeling my oats, I chug and chug, showing off how awesome I thought I was at drinking.

An hour later I'm in the backseat, can hardly talk or walk straight. They pick up my friends to help out with me, and they put me in the bitch seat.

As we're driving around, I suddenly have to throw up, but I can't reach a window. I blow chunks all over them and the back seat.

Had to pay for the cleaning and everything. Didn't get the bang, obviously. She didn't even acknowledge me after.

Post: #13

This happened when I was a noob and had been reading a lot of "game theories" on the internet. I had recently read somewhere that you have to be "commanding, authoritative, assertive with women" and thought of being that way.

I met this chick at a house party and she was totally into me. She told me how she's been doing tango and I thought of using that as a pretext of setting up a date, so I told her she should teach me sometime. She readily agreed, gave me her number but also gave me her email and said that email would get a faster response as she doesn't get a cellphone signal at her workplace. So being trying to be all "commanding, authoritative, assertive" I wrote her something like "Hey, are you up for the challenge of teaching me tango? make sure you're all prepared I hate bad teachers" . She replies back with "I'm not all that good, you should get a dance class for yourself" to which I replied "Screw that shit. Meet be at XX club and we'll dance and if you're good you'll get a drink" and received a "No, thanks".

I was so mortified that I deleted that email thread and wished to never run into her again.

Post: #14

All of the times before I ever got laid when girls were practically throwing themselves at me for some unbeknownst reason (I really want to get back to this state of not giving a fuck about that punani while actually giving a fuck about the punani if you naw'imsayn)

me: "what do you mean you want me to come back to your room and help you hang up your posters, get a chair its like 10pm I'm going to bed"

her: "my favourite movie is ___, I'm all alone this weekend because my parents are gone. I don't know what I'll do, they even left me a few bottles of wine. I wish I had someone to hang out with"
me: "good luck with that"

really hot girl from school: "you're different, not like all of the other guys, I can't figure you out. also I'm reaaaaalllly stuck on this one part of my homework and since you're so smart do you want to come over friday night and help me with it"
me: "why, it explains it all in the textbook. besides I'm going to bake some cookies"

one of my crowning achievements was another "you're not like all the other guys" followed by "i'm going to change into my pjs *wink" and then her mom going "why haven't you made a move on my daughter yet, are you some kind of faggot" This chick is now a model.

I was doing it right in all of the wrong ways in highschool.

I've also had the old "do you know what my name is" while she was grabbing my dick. I proceeded to go to my phone and read the last name I got a text from (some other chick)

At the start of this year my ex came over to see my new place. There was a bracelet left there same with a belt. Her sister and her friends were over the night before. I asked "hey, is this your sisters belt/bracelet"

Post: #15

(07-22-2012 04:06 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Ironically, I need to do a better job of my "booger management".

A couple times a year, I will come home from a day of talking to girls and I will be shocked when I look in the mirror!!!

I have had a booger in my nose!!! FUCKKKKK!!!!

I also have to watch my nose hairs!!!

I need to start carrying around a mirror like a little girl!!!

Fuck!

Post: #16

Got drunk at a street party while wearing P.E. shorts. I walked up to a girl, started talking to her when I got THE BIGGEST UN-HIDABLE BONER OF MY ENTIRE LIFE and other people saw it and started laughing. Luckily I was pretty trashed and didn't give a fuck, so I continued to run game on her. Looking back it was pretty damn embarrassing.

Post: #17

I'm sure there have been worse moments, but here's one. At a large outdoor fest about 10 years ago, I met a cute girl and while going for the number close, I reached out to put my number in her phone and I had a big ass booger on my hand in plain view. I played it off and acted as if it was unseen and put the number in. She did not say anything. Nevertheless, I did not receive a call from her.

Post: #18

I documented mine in a thread of its own some time ago. Not my best of moments. /thread-8407.html

Post: #19

London, New Year's Eve. I'm dressed to the 9's, custom suit, Nason's, and smoking wide lights. Gotta a nice buzz on and am owning the smoking area outside. It was cordoned off my those things like look like seatbelt material. In the heat of my spitting game, for some reason I thought I could lean up against it. I fell back harder than a redwood. Not even with grace. It was so bad the bobby's almost came over. Fuck. Epic fail in .7 seconds. Two guys came to help me up, because I had fallen to the street and was at an angle from the curb, and didn't want to wallow around and get dirty.

It was so bad I went down to the basement part of the pub, drank a red bull, and refocused. Still got laid that night, but became a lot more humble the rest of the night.

Post: #20

(07-22-2012 04:32 PM)Greek kamaki Wrote:  I also remember in Lvov once a girl let me touch her pussy in disco over a seethrough underwear and being horny as hell(after kissing other girls etc) I could not stop myself and ejaculated in my trousers in the club.Then her girlfriend asked me to come to talk to her as well and I did not know how to hide the whole thing.Somehow I managed to sit down on the other table and cover with the tablecloth but I hesitated to finger her girlfriend as well since everything was fluid.

You ejaculated in your pants in a club while pulling a girl? Gonna be pretty hard to beat this.

Post: #21

I remember staying a few days in girls apartment in La Paz/ Bolivia. We went to a rock bar one night and drank some blue stuff. I was quite drunk that night which is easy to get at a altitude of 3600 meters. back at the apartment we had sex and went to sleep. iwoke up a few hours later feeling sick. I got out of the bed, walked to the bathroom and vomited violently in the toilet. She slept through the whole thing but the toilet didn't flush. At all. The building had no water!! I cleaned the toilet bowl a bit with paper and went back to bed not knowing how to salve the situation.

Luckily I woke up really early and the water had returned so I could flush the toilet. I was saved from a lot of embarresment.

Post: #22

(07-25-2012 06:44 AM)Soma Wrote:  

(07-22-2012 04:32 PM)Greek kamaki Wrote:  I also remember in Lvov once a girl let me touch her pussy in disco over a seethrough underwear and being horny as hell(after kissing other girls etc) I could not stop myself and ejaculated in my trousers in the club.Then her girlfriend asked me to come to talk to her as well and I did not know how to hide the whole thing.Somehow I managed to sit down on the other table and cover with the tablecloth but I hesitated to finger her girlfriend as well since everything was fluid.

You ejaculated in your pants in a club while pulling a girl? Gonna be pretty hard to beat this.

Yep. And they made a movie about it.

Post: #23

Top 2

1. Asian girl in Tokyo in Mntreal a few nights ago. Hot. As. FUCK. I saved her sister from some creepy asian guy because her friend said "I seemed like a cool attractive guy". I realized I had opened the friend early in the night and danced with her. SO, I start dancing with her again, then as TorontoKid walks by, I grab him and say "I do not codone girl stealing. But that guys dead in the water so watch this." I walk over put my arm around the asian chick on the asian guy and she leaps all over me and starts feeling me up. Is she hammered? A tad bit. Me? PRETTY hammered but still about my wits. BUT, I still wanted the older sister OR her petite french friend. So, I spin things around and toss the french chick to TK. While I toss the asian girl to another wing who was with me. Everybody happy? Not exactly. The sister comes over and for some reason goads me into going upstairs with her. So everyone comes. TK disappears, so the french girl is back to focusing on me. Now guys, I have a problem with entitlement. In fact, it is probably my biggest sticking point. This girl, was so down, I should've slapped myself. SHe was saying things like "Ohh, you smoke, you just ruined your chances of getting a kiss probably". Kinoing me heavy. MEanwhile my friend whos into RSD type game was sitting across from me Hammered as fuck. He started making out with her and they were getting into it. I was qualifying the shit out of the french chick about herself and her friend so she got super invested. Now, this where all goes to hell. The older sister comes back from the bar and sits next to me. And starts massaging my leg, no words, nothing. She's all smiles. I ask her her name. Etc. etc. And she is answering and escalating slowly on me. Grabbing my dick, and shit. French girl looks sad as fuck. Me, I feel my brain start going haywire because i was like, this is absurdly direct, most girls just eye fuck me and are coy. This girl was saying things like "you want me? My boyfriend doesnt come home until Saturday at 5pm." ANYONE ELSE WOULD HAVE PROBABLY PULLED THE TRIGGER RIGHT THERE. But not me. My brain says "Dude, no way she likes you, she is probably just leading you on"... so I start getting pissed and start teasing her like "youre a horrible person etc. etc.". She smiles and said "No Im not, Im actually really good" and starts kissing my neck... I dont really remember what I did EXACTLY, but I remember saying "Fuck you, dont play with me" and she loses her shit, saying she doesnt just go around whoring, and she's showing her sister and her sisters friend how to have a good time. And SHE LEAVES WITH MY FRIENDS GIRL TOO.

I = IDIOT.

I've done this same situation probably four to five times a day for the past week here. Any tips is immensely recommended lol. Do I just assume and go for it everytime? GFD! -_-ll

2. I was getting head in the backseat of my friends car while she was giving me head and her mom was driving because she pretended she was sleeping. I was talking to her mom while this was happening and she wa slike "Is she sleeping?" I said yes. Suddenly, she goes crazy on it. I cant hold back. Finish, she starts GAGGING AND COUGHING LIKE CRAZY. Her mom definitely knows whats up. What do I do? I hop out of a fucking moving car as it begins to pull off from the stop light.

Post: #24

I think the most embarrassing one was the one in which my dick started hurting while having phone sex.

I had phone sex with this girl that I've been talking to online. Shes all the way in the west coast, while I'm up in the Northeast. She wants to fly over here someday. Some of you guys may call it whack, but it can be a good indicator of how DTF she is if you ever travel to where you are going.

So me and her start going at it. And I'd say within a few minutes later I realized my wood was bleeding.

So I just looked at it with a wtf stare and started to get a band aid for it. And it was crazy as fuck. I was too much of a pussy to hang up, and I was trying my best to make it seem like I was deeply into the sex when I was actually hurt. So for a few minutes I was just running naked looking for a band-aid and fake moaning to a girl on the phone. After she was done, I was like "Oh shit! It's bleeding! I'll text you later". I didn't even get my fucking nut!

We had another round of phone sex this week and I'm glad she didn't say anything about it.

Thank god my wood has fully recovered from that tragic day.

Post: #25

This thread is awesome haha. I have a few more.

- I was at this shitty whore-fest of a university bar and had just approached this table of 2 girls. beside their table there was this blowup advertisement thing for a beer company. I thought it was stuck to the ground and not blowup so I lean against it to be cool. I just said "fuuuuuuuckkkkkk" and fell back, they laughed at me.

- i was at that same bar another time with this fly Israeli chick I nearly swooped but she had to get back to her parents place. We were playing some game with her friends and I lost. Whoever lost had to do something crazy/embarrasing. Her friend says "go talk to some random girls and get their phone number" I think to myself hahaha silly girl. It was in the afternoon so nobody was hammered. I walk past this table confident as hell with a shit eating grin. I had just read p-dogs post about the mistaken identity opener and tried it out. I turned to the table and said "sam?!" One of the girls looks horrified and quietly says yes? I freak the fuck out and try to say how she looked like this girl I went to highschool with. I sat back down quiet and they asked what happened. I told them and they laughed.

- Last year I used to bang this girl that looked exactly like penny from the big bang theory (same body, hair etc) but had a weird face. She was the first girl I hit raw consistently and I think thats where my love of raw-doggin started. We all go out to this club and one of her friends was this kinda fat, but facially attractive girl who I knew wanted to bang me. I'm dancing/making out with my girl. She goes off to the bar and I see some dude hitting on her. The ugly chick sees this too and starts to dance with me. I kind of back off when she straight up grabs my dick. I get kind of hard so she reaches down the front of my pants and starts jerking me. Not discretely I may add. people kind of backed away from us on the dancefloor and stared. I said lets go and just ditched. We get back to her place and she starts sucking my dick (we didn't even kiss). I pull off her pants and she gets on top of me. She starts rubbing herself on me while shes on top of me. then she mumbles something and PASSES THE FUCK OUT. Wake up the next morning and she asks "omg this is so awkward did we do anything" I said "we didn't even kiss" and ran from there as fast as possible.