Post: #1

"I used to have a wild time with three women until 5 a.m., but I am getting older. In the Olympic Village here, I will live it up with five women, but only until 3 a.m." -Alberto Tomba, on his training habits

Post: #2

See how happy he is?

When I look at guys who are sleeping around and doing what they want, there is this inner happiness that exudes in their presence. You know just by looking at them that they're doing it right.

Then there's the typical schlub: