Post: #1076

(08-05-2013 12:30 AM)soup Wrote:  39 for 2013

I don't think I need magnums, but I can wear them.

I've gone to using Magnums exclusively now. I'm not porn star size but I am bigger than average (85th percentile of Americans in size) and the head of my dick is unusually big, which has always made getting regular condoms on a real struggle. Don't have that problem with Magnums. Plus I find I get more sensation with them and they are much less likely to come off than the regular size.
Plus, if you're having a drunk, flirty conversation with a girl it never hurts to drop in a Magnum reference if the opportunity come up. You'll usually see their eyes light up and a flirty smirk appear.
I recall El Mech saying something about tossing a Magnum on a bar as a joke. A whole technique could probably be built around use of the Magnum

Post: #1077

First Asian Chick: Check

First time gaming chick entirely in foreign language: Check

So I am an American living in Europe and I have learned to speak the local lingo(German) pretty well but have always used English for gaming. I met a pretty girl from Japan who can only speak German. It was slow at first, 3-4 dates. The other night we were lying down together when I started to make moves. She said she didn't know me well enough and we should wait,etc..I explained her when a man waits, it becomes painful(blue balls haha). So she asks me where does it hurt? I point to my dick, which she then grabs and starts jacking off. After a couple minutes of that she looks at me, dick in hand, and says, "I want this". Priceless....

Post: #1078

incredibly this thread is still not as long as Ali-B's DR thread..

Post: #1079

+1. Epic smash. One of the easiest ever.

Got a notification from a fetish website I joined. She said I was handsome and wanted to meet me. Few emails, lots of texting by way of comfort building and then the meet. Decent body, decent face. One glass of wine for me one beer for her and it's back to my house with solid logistics. Pain slut. Just my type. Spanked the fuck out of her and fucked the hell out of her. She's going into heavy rotation. And she's married. Also 34 and I'm 50. My largest age difference yet. Her best friend saw my picture and wanted a threesome before she and I had even met. Some days everything falls into place.

Post: #1080

Things are starting to break loose for me-4 notches in the last two weeks

#12- Not real proud of this one but needed a slump buster. Got a message from a 55 year old on POF. Gave me her number and she called me right away when I texted her and invited me to come over the next night when she would be at a beach condo. Told her I would meet her a a restaurant but she said just come to the condo and pick me up. We went bar hopping Had a 4.7 face but I could tell she had been really cute when she was young. It's terrible what age does to women. Told me she had been the captain of her cheerleader squad in high school and had fucked pretty much the whole football team. Which was believable, she was still pretty wild acting. Went back to her condo and banged -body wasn't that bad. Pretty sure she's the oldest women I've ever fucked. Oh well.

#13 My first Craigslist girl, thanks to the CL thread here. Put a couple of ads up, after a week of sifting through spam, homos and fatties got a decent reply. Sent photos, looked ok, 42 years old. Started texting, which quickly turned into sexting. After a week I had a free day so I told her I would come to her town and get a hotel room. Said she could only meet me in the morning, so I suspected she was married. She admitted that she was eventually, and said her husband was much older, they weren't getting along, and she hadn't had sex in months. I kissed her right away when she came in the room and we were taking our clothes off within three minutes. Banged for an hour and she came four times. She wants to see me regularly and I think i will see her again-the sex was good.

#14 POF girl. Recently moved to the area after her divorce. 42 year old blonde with DD tits and a nice ass. Intelligent and has good taste-works in an arts job. I like her-we hit it off really well. First date went to some upscale bars and restaurants, ended up making out in my truck with me grabbing her tits and her pushing my hand off. Second date same thing, except this time she grabbed my hand and put it on her tits. Third date invited me over, made me excellent drinks and food and we banged. I'll date her.

#15 Went to one of my usual venues. Selection was thin, so I left and checked out a couple more places. When I came back, saw a ginger sitting at the bar with another girl. I love gingers. And after observing her for a few minutes, i could tell from her body language and interaction with the other girl that she was looking to be approached. Walked over and opened her and she welcomed it. Talked for a while then kissed a little. She was staying at a condo her family owned by herself. The other girl turned out to be a friend of her brother, who had given her a ride to the bar. At some point the other girl left and she asked me if I could give her a ride home. We got there and she invited me in. Within five minutes she was straddling me on the couch, asking if I had a condom. Had one of those thick bodies that isn't chubby, just thick, with big tits and a nice ass. Classic ginger look with freckles all over and pink pearly nipples and pinkish outer pussy lips. Love that look. Said she was separated and hadn't had sex in months. Who knows if she was actually separated or still with the husband-married women like to say they're separated when they are not. At any rate, third married woman I've banged this year. Don't know her last name and we didn't exchange numbers-typical tourist bang. Third cold approach SNL of the year

Post: #1081

(08-07-2013 09:51 PM)Sphere Wrote:  +1. Epic smash. One of the easiest ever.

Got a notification from a fetish website I joined. She said I was handsome and wanted to meet me. Few emails, lots of texting by way of comfort building and then the meet. Decent body, decent face. One glass of wine for me one beer for her and it's back to my house with solid logistics. Pain slut. Just my type. Spanked the fuck out of her and fucked the hell out of her. She's going into heavy rotation. And she's married. Also 34 and I'm 50. My largest age difference yet. Her best friend saw my picture and wanted a threesome before she and I had even met. Some days everything falls into place.

FetLife notch?

Post: #1082

Forgot to mention that #15 was a squirter-first one I've had in quite a while. As we were going up the stairs to the bedroom she said"I need to tell you I'm a squirter" She put a towel on the bed right away.

Once I had her warmed up and her clothes off, I used the Spiderman hand on her. Within three or four minutes, I heard that loud, gurgling, sloshing sound anyone who's been with a squirter will know. And then pussy juice was flying everywhere. Good times....

Post: #1083

3rd Taiwanese Girl in two weeks.

Went out last night to Spark (located in the basement of Taipei 101). I thought I'd go out to a high-end club to avoid the usual sausage hoard; but it was COMPLETELY packed. I couldn't move. No room to dance, no room to talk to anyone and it was too loud everywhere.

I look at my phone and its 3am. The only place left with a chance of picking up is of course 'Roxy99', the infamous dive bar.

I turn up there in a white shirt, tie and shirt braces; so was looking like a zebra amongst horses. I make some approaches, and at one point get approached by a short Taiwanese woman with short hair (4/10, would never bang ever).

Her: "Hey, you look cute, how old are you?"
Me: "22"
Her: "I'm 27"
***pause***
Her: "So, are you interested?"
Me "No *smirk*"
Her: "Well I'm not interested either!!!! *storms off*"

Haha.

I see a VERY slutty looking Taiwanese woman dancing. She's a 7.5, and looks half-Russian or something. I approach, and we start dancing together and it's obvious where it's going. She's 29, so I lie about my age and say I'm 27. We dance for about an hour. At one point, she goes to the bathroom and a different girl to earlier (a 7, with long hair and maybe my age) comes over and GRABS me, saying "come here!". I reject her as I know it's better to go home with the 'sure thing' not 'the maybe' (saw it on Roosh's blog and have found this to be spot on with experience). However, this makes me realise that I should dress like this at Roxy99 more often. The slutty woman comes back and we continue dancing.

Eventually, we leave to get breakfast together. She asks me what I want her to order (I can't speak Mandarin). "Anything with two eggs". She comes back with literally two fried eggs on a plate "Errr... thanks".

We come back to my apartment and quickly get to the bedroom. My air conditioning unit decides to cockblock me by not working and making a sound as loud as a lawnmower all night. Despite this, I get the bang pretty easily.

She had big fake breasts, so her body was good for a Taiwanese girl. I didn't see the infamous 'landing strip' chest this time. In addition, she was really kinky, so it's a welcome change from banging a submissive plank of wood. Plus I have a real thing for Asian girls who wear RED lipstick.

After banging, we try and get sleep in a 31 degree room with no aircon working :/. I wake up HUNG OVER. (I'm trying to eat a pizza now but I keep throwing up). She gives me a blowjob and then asks me to give her oral. I refuse and she has a mini-strop. Being this hung over, I would have probably thrown up inside her. In fact, I hate giving oral at the best of times. So much so, I've only ever given it out to my first girlfriend when I was 16. (and this ended with me throwing up into a plastic stationery wallet, running downstairs and handing it to her father before I could even reach the trash can).

I was so hung over that I just wanted her gone. She goes for a smoke two times on my balcony, and just sits there listening to eighties classics on her phone. Eventually, after some coaxing, we leave, and I walk her to the MRT station.

When we get there, she tells me that she has a boyfriend and he's on holiday in England for two weeks. Haha, poor blue-pill bastard.

My first 'has-a-boyfriend' bang

Post: #1084

Got my Taiwanese flag a couple nights ago.

I headed to an underground club where they were having a hip hop event, wearing a white tee, red snapback and easter egg chain.
The music they were bumping was really good and I decided to just have fun seeing as everyone was super busy getting their pop & lock on and opening girls wouldn't have led anywhere.

So I started tearing up the floor and danced my ass off for about 2 hours when some chinese girl with fake blond hair comes up to me to steal my hat, goes back to her group of friends and places is on some girl's head.
I motioned the girl who now had my hat to come over and started spitting some mediocre game. She later introduced me to the group and we took some pictures together.

At that point I tried isolating her and told her I was going to head back home and that she should come outside the club with me. Once outside she started asking me all sorts of questions and it was on. This girl was dumb as a brick, she believed I was Nigerian (I'm as white as they come, I'm not sure if Nigeria has a small white percentage in the population but I'm pretty sure this girls wouldn't have known anyway) and that I was a drug dealer.

At this point I went in for the make out and suggested we go to my place but she insisted on going to her place to smoke weed to which I happily conceded. Once there we smoked a bowl then it was time for the dirty. I realized she was a real hottie when I finally got her naked and could see her clearly with the lights on: nice tight little body, a couple tattoos and green eyes.

We got down to business and I have to say my round one performance was pretty weak, coming from a 5 week long dry spell surely didn't help either. However I wasn't going to go down like that without a fight.

We passed out and when I woke up a couple hours later we started going at it again. This time I channeled my inner Fisto and destroyed her pussy: I threw her around like a rag doll, choked her till she turned purple and made her cum twice. After that she thanked me and kept telling me I was a playboy to which I kept replying I only dealt drugs and didn't know what she was talking about.

Pretty fun bang, she was freaky and liked sex after we were done I snapped some pics of her for future memories.
That night I went out completely solo and stone cold sober for the first time in my life, and can't wait to do it again. thanks RVF

Post: #1085

Right place right time. Was solo at a bar. I saw a chick I had recognize from High School. She was sitting with a group for a bday party. A cutie was in the group and a drunk big girl. The cutie was looking and giving me the eyes but I didnt know who she was with. I should have stepped up.

Big girl came next to me. Started licking my neck. I told her lets go outside. My surfboard is in the car so I drove down the parking lot thinking it was empty. Pulled the board out and got her in. Dome was amazing but I couldnt nut. She gagged and three up a little on my cock haha. A first. I wiped and let her keep going. I am all worked up so I said take your pants off. Pussy was tight and wet. Smash and splat.

No game needed. Right place at the right time. Disappointed but pussy is pussy. I hope I run into the other chock some time ha.

Post: #1086

More fun with yoga chick earlier this week: put her in the spreader bar, and used [6-speed] vibrator on her for first time. She begged me to stop before she came, haha, no chance. Also used some warming lube with it. After I fucked her throat the first time I asked her if there was a difference in orgasms.

"The vibrator felt more intense leading up to my orgasm, but the orgasm itself felt the same."

2nd time I loosely cuffed her hands behind her head to the bedframe, but then linked her ankle cuffs to the wrists. Totally spread-eagled and a lot of fun. I like it better when they are both tightly secured, but can move around underneath you. Pulled out and just sprayed her everywhere, she def went home with cum in her hair.

I put towels underneath her this time and she soaked through them into the sheets again, unreal. smh, I guess it'll wash out.

Post: #1087

My 2nd +2 in one night. I am being way more aggressive and flirting with every hot piece of ass that gets in my car. I am even more on fire when its a group of girls.

Noteworthy event: the 2nd girl I banged tonight was walking home close to my place and I just pulled over and picked her up and offered her a free ride. She told me "you can just drop me off at your house instead" I got her to lick my asshole then I busted all over her face. First time we saw each other to my dick inside her was maybe 5-7 minutes tops.

I also had a sweet piece of pussy throwing herself at me the night before but it was too early in the night to take advantage of the situation. My city is heating up. So am I.

Post: #1088

(08-18-2013 03:11 AM)Jaylow Wrote:  My 2nd +2 in one night. I am being way more aggressive and flirting with every hot piece of ass that gets in my car. I am even more on fire when its a group of girls.

Noteworthy event: the 2nd girl I banged tonight was walking home close to my place and I just pulled over and picked her up and offered her a free ride. She told me "you can just drop me off at your house instead" I got her to lick my asshole then I busted all over her face. First time we saw each other to my dick inside her was maybe 5-7 minutes tops.

I also had a sweet piece of pussy throwing herself at me the night before but it was too early in the night to take advantage of the situation. My city is heating up. So am I.

I once had a chick try to play with my asshole while giving me dome. Felt good the two seconds I let her but couldnt go through with it. My mind was telling me no but my body my body was telling me yeesssss (R. Kelly voice).

Most of the girls walking around in Texas are meth or crackheads. I gave a cute chick a ride a while back and she instantly offered me head. Probably was in the beginning stages of becoming a fiend. Now if I am not in a rush I offer any cute chick a ride hoping to instasmash or get dome at a park.

I am guessing you are in Toronto so I could imagine there is great public trans. I sometimes envy the cities where you dont need a car.

Post: #1089

I am in a smaller city where there is no transit past midnight. I am not banging crackheads.

Post: #1090

Tinder Bang:

Been chatting with this girl on Tinder for about a week, wasn't sure about meeting her because she didn't look particularly cute in her pictures, maybe a 5 or 6.
Ended up talking late a few nights ago, told her I should come over an put her to bed (it was late and she had work in the morning.)
Took a short cab-ride over to her place and we were at it within 20 minutes. Honestly the least attractive girl I've ever been with...I learned my lesson, only meetup with a Tinder or online girl if her pictures aren't with a bunch of friends and you can clearly tell she's hot! - I paid 8$ for a cab though so I thought what the hell, might as well get the D wet.

Super Easy Bang:

Went out last night with some girls from High-school. They brought friends from college.
A little after we get there, one of my girlfriends comes over to me and tells me her friend is DTF. I hadn't even spoken to her friend much, but she was sexy and had huge tits, so I was down. This chick was sleeping over at her friends house though, so they had to stick together.

...At 2 AM, I tell all the girls that we're continuing the party at my house. 5 girls + my boy come back to my place. I stick them in the living room, turn some music on, and give them a little weed to entertain themselves with.
I tell my girlfriends friend that I wanna show her the rest of my house. Course I just walk her to my bedroom.
The rest was pretty easy.

Post: #1091

#40 2013

Japanese woman who was five years older than she led me on to believe... 40!

I've been in a bit of dry stretch by my standards and I did it for the notch. Been texting with her for a month or so. She came to meet me once, but got freaked out and left the bar before I had a chance to say hello.

She had the craziest tattoo on her back.

It was a giant Japanese Phoenix. It looked like some Yakuza-esque type shit.

To me it read as the mark of the grand slut / sex slave.

Nutted and kicked her out within half an hour after bang.

Finally get to erase her number from my phone.

Post: #1092

+1

I really think I can get laid every day I work if this keeps up.

Post: #1093

annnnnddd im off the mark....well since i got into game very recently. Out last night with a pal hitting some clubs, outside one this hot mixed race girl is really eyeing me, our eyes lock, she has pretty eyes...i approach and talk with her - she tells me she had seen me earlier and was watching me dancing etc, we end up going into the club together. She grinded on me like fuck in the club, real dirty style, we were turning a lot of heads with some pretty outrageous dancing, mostly by her. She was well into me, kept telling me how handsome i was, told me i was going home with her.....i really didnt need to work on her.

Went back to hers and smashed the shit out of it from every angle going, really hot, slutty sex. Dirty talking, vibrator, amazing blowjob, just a plain and simple great fuck, like a porn flick for real. She came....really was some hot shit, she loved it, i got right into her head. Gave me her number afterwards, fuck buddy material for sure. Only lives a few mins away by car too.

best bit is i ticked off a lifelong ambition, to bang a hot mixed race girl (dont get many where i live).....got a taste for it now. Im not 100% white myself and she dug that i was mixed ethicity (though different mix).

Post: #1094

+1

Brazilian girl last night. Decided to go clubbing on South Beach. As I'm going to put money in the parking meter, a skinny girl with a phat booty walks by to pay her parking meter. The booty was summoning me and I had to approach her.

I ended up talking her into meeting me at the club later that night and never really saw her because the bouncers brought her up to a bottle service room. After throwing in the towel and starting to call it a night, she texts me and brings me up to VIP. Towards the end of the night I get her to agree to come to my crib. Which was 20+ minutes away and I told her it was just a couple. Got the bang with zero LMR.

I really don't care for clubs and prefer bars, but if it's going to be this easy, clubs may be my new jam.

Post: #1095

+1 Got an Haitian Black girl that lives in Montreal, first experience with a 5'10 girl, big tits and good ass but her face was undr my standards. 5/10 because of the tits and how she acted.

I've never heard a girl shout so much during sex and even during warm-up when I found her sensitive area she was shouting.

Post: #1096

+1, +1

One was amazing hot, perfect body for me. Got her number on the train and the first date the next day was just sublime, maybe my best ever.

Another day game approach; hilariously, she ended up making out with me in my bed a few hours after meeting her. Notch came shortly after.

Dear day game,

Thanks for being awesome and giving me access to girls when they are not surrounded by their friends or out at clubs looking for attention.

Sincerely,
bacan's dong

Post: #1097

Picking up girls for free at the end of the night has paid off again.

Picked up these 2 girls that happened to be strippers/prostitutes. I got a FREE condom bj from one but it didnt matter since my dick was all the way down her throat. First time for that, I am pretty thick. 30 min later I am home sleeping and the other calls me up and wants me to drive her way out in the country.

I got my first deepthroat and a $50 call just for giving a free 6 block ride home to 2 girls. I wouldnt even dream Id be in these situations a year ago.

Post: #1098

(08-26-2013 03:29 AM)Jaylow Wrote:  Picking up girls for free at the end of the night has paid off again.

Picked up these 2 girls that happened to be strippers/prostitutes. I got a FREE condom bj from one but it didnt matter since my dick was all the way down her throat. First time for that, I am pretty thick. 30 min later I am home sleeping and the other calls me up and wants me to drive her way out in the country.

I got my first deepthroat and a $50 call just for giving a free 6 block ride home to 2 girls. I wouldnt even dream Id be in these situations a year ago.

LMAO at this taxi cab game shit, I would have never believed it if you hadn't posted about it.

Post: #1099

Last night- #23 for the year, #4 of the Summer.

Second meet with a tall brunette. After initial location, initiated 2 venue changes. Whiskey and shuffleboard took place and the rest is history. At the end of the evening, assumed the sale, and simply walked up with her back to her apartment. After hitting the bathroom, we were getting to it within 5 minutes. She pulled me from the couch over to her bed. Rough coitus and multiple orgasms ensued.

Post: #1100

+1 last night in my dad's car...sorry papa

Borrowed the whip to drive uptown and chill with my boys on their last night before they head back to college.

Got a text at around 11 from some chick I went to high school with, I saw her out a couple weekends ago, and she wanted to hangout.

I Tell her I have my car with me so if she feels like hanging out in my car and being adventurous, let me know. she responds yes she wants to with a emoji...lol...slut

I pick her up at her friends house, and she even points out where we should go park the car, next to a park.

I drive there, park, shut off the car, turn off the lights, climb into the back seat with her, and it's on...

I regret not leaving the AC on though, the windows started fogging up and by the end I was drenched with sweat.

I'm planning on going back to the car tonight and sanitizing the back seats with some wet wipes