Post: #1

What do you say when the cute friend next to your target says that the girls boyfriend is going to kill you. I said "Its ok I don't care" But I want to say something funny and I can't think of it. Any help?

Post: #2

(10-11-2009 04:17 AM)Riker Wrote:  What do you say when the cute friend next to your target says that the girls boyfriend is going to kill you. I said "Its ok I don't care" But I want to say something funny and I can't think of it. Any help?

Don't let people fuck with you, cuz.

Never let shit like that slide again.

I care.

Aloha!

Post: #3

I'd just laugh and say "thats cute"

Post: #4

Tell her, "That's OK, I've got an Uzi in my pocket, and it's going to make you and your friend really juicy." and from there start the threesome.

Bada Bing Bada Boom

Post: #5

(10-11-2009 04:17 AM)Riker Wrote:  What do you say when the cute friend next to your target says that the girls boyfriend is going to kill you. I said "Its ok I don't care" But I want to say something funny and I can't think of it. Any help?

You know, this can actually be a dangerous one.

Keep your eyes peeled, especially if you are solo.

As far as responses go, say something like "I have nine lives" and just move on.

- MPM
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Post: #6

This where locking the spot down comes in handy.

Go to thegmanifesto.com and read his info.

While there read about greasing.

Had you greased the Samoanest bouncer there, you could have just said "Oh really" then looked over at Junior or Tiny (that's what their all named) and gave him a nod.

Nobody messes with you after that.

Just hope to high hell she's not Junior's girl.

Aloha!

Post: #7

(10-12-2009 12:56 PM)kerouac Wrote:  Tell her, "That's OK, I've got an Uzi in my pocket, and it's going to make you and your friend really juicy." and from there start the threesome.

Bada Bing Bada Boom

I like this answer.

Post: #8

Just laugh. It sounds like a joke. Do you know someone who would kill for a girlfriend talking to some dude at a bar?

Post: #9

(10-20-2009 12:18 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  Just laugh. It sounds like a joke. Do you know someone who would kill for a girlfriend talking to some dude at a bar?

Unfortunately, there are some true meathead criminally insane psychopaths out there that should probably be in a cage. Insane as it sounds, some of them have girlfriends. But fuck 'em.

Post: #10

Yo buddy aren't you in Argentina or something? The jealousy / crime of passion runs deep there man. Play it like its a joke, use the uzi line, or my favorite, "thats cute," but keep a sharp eye man, I have seen people get shit kicked in south america for lesser offenses.

Post: #11

Well you know...maybe you should just move on to the next bitch and stop worrying about it. Chances of the dude killing you are not that likely but he could come and beat the shit out of you.

I never understood why dudes approach and try to game married and/or taken women. Its one thing if she is chasing you (even then I try to avoid that shit) but once I know for a fact a chick is taken, more than just a "I have a bf..." shit test, then I move along.

Greasing the bouncer? Are you serious? How you approach that? "Here man...Im a total pussy and I have no guy friends, so please take this cash and pull someone off of me because I will be hitting on his GF...." I would rather take that grease money and buy shots for myself and my new friends. That's just me though.

Post: #12

(10-11-2009 04:17 AM)Riker Wrote:  What do you say when the cute friend next to your target says that the girls boyfriend is going to kill you.

"I was in military, so I better talk to her - if he is really like that, she may need a new boyfriend very soon"

Post: #13

(10-12-2009 02:18 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(10-11-2009 04:17 AM)Riker Wrote:  What do you say when the cute friend next to your target says that the girls boyfriend is going to kill you. I said "Its ok I don't care" But I want to say something funny and I can't think of it. Any help?

You know, this can actually be a dangerous one.

Keep your eyes peeled, especially if you are solo.

As far as responses go, say something like "I have nine lives" and just move on.

- MPM

true story, i was warned by a cute friend.. didn't even acknowledge her presence (neither did the girl i was talking to)...smiled and continued. i was close to her face and we were leaning against a wall. dude came up, pushed me and took a gigantic swing that would've taken my head off. i ducked, he almost fell over. i said chau to the girl and walked out calmly.. goosebumps.. the guy had like 100 lbs on me. and i was alone, not that it've mattered if i had bro's nearby. (Santiago, Chile)

Post: #14

see gebacho almost got dead. Tsk Tsk

Post: #15

I've seen a number of fights and even brawls break out over that type of thing (back in University). Sometimes guys are looking to fight and you're the excuse. And yes, being buddies with the bouncers and a couple of bartenders can save your neck in a situation like that. If you're alone, and not friends with the bar staff, best to play it safe. The amount of damage someone can inflict on you with their fists in under a minute will make you think twice if you've ever seen it in person.

Post: #16

No doubt Todd. I used to bounce in College and even went back for a stint last year for extra travel cash. 75-80% of all dudes are just out to have fun and usually, even if they do act tough or have an argument, it is all talk and the are more than fine with leaving well enough alone (the % changes with very very drunk dudes and usually that comes to shouting or maybe a pushing match)

The other 19% of dudes that go above and beyond talking are still for the most part cool people, but def. will throw a punch if you push them or maybe if they feel threatened by your presence around their lady.

Then you have that 1% of dude that just goes for broke. These guys are usually a little off or just maybe very very violent, but these kinds escalate shit fast. I knew one dude (friend of mine) was a sick wrestler (weighed less than me but just sick) , was very tough and could have beat his foe with bare hands, but was just mean. He came into my bar because we were boys, but the moment someone said something, he was throwing a chair or a bottle or a salt shaker...kind of shit to break teeth, bones etc. He was not about playing around. Thankfully those guys are not very common.

Post: #17

This brings back memories. One time I was dancing with a chick and some drunk guy kept walking around the dance floor pushing people. He pushed the chick I was dancing with lightly and continued through the crowd. We ignored it. He came back around and pushed her again. This time she got agitated and asked him, "what the fuck is your problem?"

I told him to watch out where he's going. Casually, not getting in his face or anything. He got me in a headlock and proceeded to tell me he was going to fucking knock my teeth out. The chick bailed and my close friend of 3 years mysteriously disappeared that was dancing with another chick close to us. I think the both of us could of taken the dude out but me alone no way. He had at least 60-80 lbs on me. I asked him what was punching my teeth out going to accomplish. He let me out of the headlock and let me go.

You can pay off the bouncers and all that shit but really after all said and done you're still going to be missing your teeth. The police will give you shit too. The dude will probably be gone by the time the bouncers get to you, same thing with the police.

Carry pepper spray, because when a fight breaks out it's not some sport where there is a referee, the other guy might only stop if you're dead.

Post: #18

(08-16-2010 01:49 AM)wolf Wrote:  This brings back memories. One time I was dancing with a chick and some drunk guy kept walking around the dance floor pushing people. He pushed the chick I was dancing with lightly and continued through the crowd. We ignored it. He came back around and pushed her again. This time she got agitated and asked him, "what the fuck is your problem?"

I told him to watch out where he's going. Casually, not getting in his face or anything. He got me in a headlock and proceeded to tell me he was going to fucking knock my teeth out. The chick bailed and my close friend of 3 years mysteriously disappeared that was dancing with another chick close to us. I think the both of us could of taken the dude out but me alone no way. He had at least 60-80 lbs on me. I asked him what was punching my teeth out going to accomplish. He let me out of the headlock and let me go.

You can pay off the bouncers and all that shit but really after all said and done you're still going to be missing your teeth. The police will give you shit too. The dude will probably be gone by the time the bouncers get to you, same thing with the police.

Carry pepper spray, because when a fight breaks out it's not some sport where there is a referee, the other guy might only stop if you're dead.

Next time a bully or club drunk grabs you in a headlock that outweighs you by 80lbs, they usually tend to bend you down - grab whichever testicle of his is closest to you, and give it the kung-fu grip of death...watch him cry like the little bee-yoooch he is.


Mixx

Post: #19

Wolf: A few things.

1. Get a new friend.
2. If you cannot scrap atleast a little then you shouldn't have said shit. If you are a pussy then be good at it, nothing funnier than a dude that knows he is a pussy admitting he is a pussy and the bully just walks off...he loses.
3. You should never ever ever let a man grab you up like that. I once saw a man get put in the camel clutch in a parking lot. Shit was just embarrasing. I honestly felt really, really bad for this dude. Like sick to my stomach nightmare bad, to see someone get bitched so low and dud was almost crying. No man should ever get away with headlock submissions, or camel clutch moves or really any DDT type shit from WWE on your ass. That shit is whack.

Post: #20

(08-16-2010 01:49 AM)wolf Wrote:  I told him to watch out where he's going. Casually, not getting in his face or anything. He got me in a headlock and proceeded to tell me he was going to fucking knock my teeth out. The chick bailed and my close friend of 3 years mysteriously disappeared that was dancing with another chick close to us. I think the both of us could of taken the dude out but me alone no way. He had at least 60-80 lbs on me. I asked him what was punching my teeth out going to accomplish. He let me out of the headlock and let me go.

i would have waited until this guy went to the toilet, then sneak up on him and go tony soprano on him - no mercy

Post: #21

I think the dude knew I wasn't going to do anything. I used to be scrawny so I doubt I would of won anything if I tried.

If this would of happened now I probably would let chick talk shit and the dude would of left. No guy is stupid to hit a chick in a bar/club. There will be white knights literally popping out floor boards. There is no point of getting myself involved in these you and him fight confrontations because of some chick that I met 5 min ago.

Post: #22

(08-24-2010 03:14 PM)Rocco81 Wrote:  Wolf: A few things.

1. Get a new friend.
2. If you cannot scrap atleast a little then you shouldn't have said shit. If you are a pussy then be good at it, nothing funnier than a dude that knows he is a pussy admitting he is a pussy and the bully just walks off...he loses.
3. You should never ever ever let a man grab you up like that. I once saw a man get put in the camel clutch in a parking lot. Shit was just embarrasing. I honestly felt really, really bad for this dude. Like sick to my stomach nightmare bad, to see someone get bitched so low and dud was almost crying. No man should ever get away with headlock submissions, or camel clutch moves or really any DDT type shit from WWE on your ass. That shit is whack.

Solid advice. I introduced this friend to several of my friends and they want nothing to do with him. I hang out with him rarely, he has a tendency to get into stupid situations.

Post: #23

If it's a dude telling you his friend is going to kill you because you are talking to his girl, do one of two things....

All in one motion: Step on his foot, smash his ears as hard as you can and grab them, headbutt him in the nose. This will work no matter how big the guy is as long as you aren't a bitch.

or....

Put a lit cigarette out in his ear.

This is if you really feel like you are being threatened. Then get the fuck out of there after you've done either of these.