Post: #251

Scotian, Only two pounds of ganja? How much is that in street value?

Post: #252

Florida dude has consensual sex with a dolphin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...d-him.html

Post: #253

(04-14-2015 11:08 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Florida dude has consensual sex with a dolphin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...d-him.html

   

Post: #254

Quote:Florida Man Receives Letter in Mail Stating There's a Warrant for His Arrest

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Post: #255

Florida Man Arrested After Limping From Pawn Shop With AK-47s Stuffed Down His Pants

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-05-27...-his-pants

   

Post: #256

There were a few peacocks running through U.S. 1 in downtown Miami a couple of weeks ago. No idea how they got there, but I actually saw it with my own eyes. Traffic was stopping and people were taking pictures.

Apparently, this happens occasionally in FLAWDA: http://www.csmonitor.com/Environment/Wil...in-Florida

Post: #257

LEE COUNTY, Fla. — A 44-year-old Florida man was arrested in April after he was caught on surveillance video bumping into the back of a patrol car and dancing on the vehicle’s roof while Hall & Oates’ “Rich Girl” and Supertramp’s “Goodbye Stranger” blared from his car speakers.

Christian Redecki, a convicted sexual offender, was arrested on April 7 for disturbing the peace and criminal mischief.

According to a police report obtained by WPTV, the suspect said the incident started when a “woman with fangs” came to his door and said a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires.

“Therefore, Radecki made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children,” officers said in the police report.

Radecki was taken to a local hospital for observation.

Radecki told police he had not taken any drugs and was not drunk. According to WPTV, Radecki also said he had not been diagnosed with any mental health conditions and was not taking any prescribed medication.






http://q13fox.com/2015/06/04/video-shows...-vampires/

Post: #258

(06-04-2015 11:12 AM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  LEE COUNTY, Fla. — A 44-year-old Florida man was arrested in April after he was caught on surveillance video bumping into the back of a patrol car and dancing on the vehicle’s roof while Hall & Oates’ “Rich Girl” and Supertramp’s “Goodbye Stranger” blared from his car speakers.

Christian Redecki, a convicted sexual offender, was arrested on April 7 for disturbing the peace and criminal mischief.

According to a police report obtained by WPTV, the suspect said the incident started when a “woman with fangs” came to his door and said a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires.

“Therefore, Radecki made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children,” officers said in the police report.

Radecki was taken to a local hospital for observation.

Radecki told police he had not taken any drugs and was not drunk. According to WPTV, Radecki also said he had not been diagnosed with any mental health conditions and was not taking any prescribed medication.






http://q13fox.com/2015/06/04/video-shows...-vampires/

Well at least we now now El Mech's real name.

Post: #259

Tampa has hit number one on my bucketlist of places to visit before I die after I read this thread. Expect me down there soon.

Post: #260

Pasco ( Fl most fucked up county) on cops 8pm est on spike.

Post: #261

Quote:Florida Man Bites Store Employee Before Speeding Away in Gold Convertible; Tells Police Name is “Dick Oranges”

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/crime/col...cted-theft


Btw, I found there is an entire subreddit devoted to Florida gold, in the same way El Mech started this thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan

Post: #262

(05-28-2015 08:06 PM)Vitriol Wrote:  There were a few peacocks running through U.S. 1 in downtown Miami a couple of weeks ago. No idea how they got there, but I actually saw it with my own eyes. Traffic was stopping and people were taking pictures.

Apparently, this happens occasionally in FLAWDA: http://www.csmonitor.com/Environment/Wil...in-Florida

I read "few peacocks running through US 1 in downtown Miami" and thought it was about a pride parade

Post: #263

Hulk Hogans place "brawl" last week..
http://wfla.com/2015/07/06/watch-brawl-a...nd-eatery/

Post: #264

I just got back from Walmart on Hillsbourgh and 17th in Tampa. You see some strange things there.

Post: #265

Dude has sex with alligator repeatedly..

http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrest...alligator/

Post: #266

(07-15-2015 01:27 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Dude has sex with alligator repeatedly..

http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrest...alligator/

Lede from the article...

Quote:People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.

Lol. I mean sex with a parrot? Yeah, we seen that before, but THIS is weird. It's like the whole state is on psychedelics.

God, I read some more and I'm in tears laughing. Get this:

Quote:Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “nigger music” over and over.

Post: #267

Quote:People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.

I sure hope that this parrot was male and the human was female, otherwise... ouch!!!

Post: #268

Well for people following..

John Bulla has a encyclopedia dramatica page
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/John_Bulla

It's disgusting you may want to wait till after lunch if you're gonna click.

Post: #269

"Puppy shoots Florida man"

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/5950304/ns/hea...uties-say/

Post: #270

Quote:Police investigate after Florida homeless man brings human skull into Publix grocery store

Quote:WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (Fox News) - Police in South Florida are trying to determine the identity of a decomposed body after a homeless man brought a skull into a grocery store earlier this week.

WPBF reported that the man stumbled upon human remains Tuesday along a path in a wooded area in Sebastian and brought it into a nearby Publix in the hope that someone would alert authorities.

Quote:"He had put the skull on top of a trash can over there because he wanted to tell somebody to call the sheriff's office," Indian River County sheriff's office spokesman Thomas Raulen told the station.

"He was using it as a puppet," witness Nick Pecoraro told WPBF. "It smelled like death." The Palm Beach Post reported that Pecoraro called 911 to alert deputies about the skull.

"It's definitely a human skull; it's still got teeth in it," Pecoraro told a dispatcher, "I'm standing in front of it, but I'm not touching (it),"

Raulen told WPBF authorities do not believe the body was decapitated when the person died, but rather "the body was deteriorated for so long that the skull was simply sitting there with the rest of the bones." He said it was too early to determine the cause of death.

Raulen added that the area where the body was found is known to be frequented by homeless people, but noted that the remains were not close to any known camps.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/31653402-story

Post: #271

(04-14-2015 11:50 AM)vinman Wrote:  

(04-14-2015 11:08 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Florida dude has consensual sex with a dolphin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...d-him.html

Done and done

(09-24-2015 01:21 PM)Designate Wrote:  "Puppy shoots Florida man"

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/5950304/ns/hea...uties-say/

Post: #272

(07-15-2015 01:38 PM)Menace Wrote:  

(07-15-2015 01:27 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Dude has sex with alligator repeatedly..

http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrest...alligator/

Lede from the article...

Quote:People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.

Lol. I mean sex with a parrot? Yeah, we seen that before, but THIS is weird. It's like the whole state is on psychedelics.

God, I read some more and I'm in tears laughing. Get this:

Quote:Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

Now I know why they need a guy like El Mech to keep the place under control.

Post: #273

This could go in many places, but it happened in FL. I got grossed out at the end when she turned toward the camera.

WNB

Post: #274

Old but I don't think I've seen it posted yet:

Quote:Deputies: Vero Beach man high on flakka tries to break into jail 'to visit friends'

Patrick Rempe, 24, scaled fence, became entangled in razor wire

Quote:INDIAN RIVER COUNTY, Fla. —A Vero Beach man allegedly high on flakka is accused of ramming his car into the Indian River County Jail and scaling a fence in an attempt to break-in and visit his friends, according to deputies.

Overnight Monday, Patrick Rempe, 24, drove his car into the front doors of the jail, barely missing a deputy who was standing outside, a release said.

Authorities said Rempe then slammed his car into a fence, got out and tried to scale it before becoming entangled in the razor wire.

http://www.wpbf.com/news/deputies-vero-b...s/36973458

Post: #275

Florida mother charged after 6-year-old allegedly beats baby sister to death

Quote:A mother left her three young children in a minivan for more than half an hour while she went into a cellphone repair shop, authorities said. It was a recipe for trouble — but what happened while she was away was unimaginable.

The woman’s 6-year-old son beat his 13-day-old sister to death to stop her crying, authorities said, as another sibling, age 3, looked on.

It was “one of the worst things that I’ve ever seen,” Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said at a news conference Thursday.

The mother, 62-year-old Kathleen Marie Steele, was charged with aggravated manslaughter of a child, a sheriff’s spokesman said Friday.

Police said the boy told them that he took his young sister out of her car seat after she wouldn’t stop crying. He began flipping her, dropping her on the van’s floor, slamming her head against the ceiling and striking her in the face, causing “severe, severe trauma to the baby’s head and face,” Gualtieri said. The incident occurred Monday.

Authorities said all three children are considered to be victims of child abuse. The 6-year-old will not be charged with any crime and is in therapeutic foster care, along with his 3-year-old brother.

The sheriff said the 6-year-old tried to tell his mother about the condition of his sister, whom he had placed back in the car seat before the mother returned. Steele disregarded the boy’s admission, even though he told his mother it was “serious,” Gualtieri said.

The sheriff said the mother drove to another business before going home. At least two hours had passed from the time Steele left the cellphone repair shop to the time the family arrived home.

Only then, the sheriff said, did the mother notice the situation and call a neighbor – a nurse – for help. The neighbor helped perform CPR as emergency services were contacted.

An ambulance took the infant girl to the St. Petersburg General Hospital, where she was pronounced dead, according to law enforcement.

“By numerous witness accounts, Kathleen Steele was an inattentive parent,” Gualtieri said, adding that both brothers were largely unsupervised and had “very serious behavioral issues.”

Steele conceived all three children through artificial insemination, in two cases after her husband’s death, using his frozen sperm, the sheriff said. The baby, Kathleen Bridget Steele, was born in St. Petersburg on July 26.

Steele works for Raymond James & Associates as a financial broker, records indicate. The firm said it could not confirm her status.

Florida’s Department of Child Services Secretary Mike Carroll said in a statement on Friday that his agency is participating in the investigation and was already investigating Steele for an incident that occurred shortly before the infant’s death, in which Steele reportedly tripped on a staircase and dropped the child, injuring her head.

Steele is being held on $100,000 bond.

In 2009, Steele and her husband, Philip Steele, appeared on a reality TV show called “I’m pregnant and …” The show, now canceled, featured pregnant women in nontraditional situations such as imprisonment, homelessness, addiction and, in Steele’s case, approaching retirement age.