The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material]

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Sourcecode · 2014-11-26 06:30:00 · #4051

So I have to admit..it started off as a troll job.I was gonna make fun of this girl..And ended up getting her number.
She claimed to have had a bad night and make less than 30 dollars in tips at work..I told her to come have a drink with me and shake her ass for more cash
She then sent me a picture of her ass.
For just a weirdo looking girl..She had a great ass.
I invited her over last night thinking she was a freak and I could probably piss on her face.

I had some of the most degrading sex even with her and made her walk down the hotel hallway for a bucket of ice with cum on her face and hair.
Then I poured myself a drink and sent her home happy.

kaotic · 2014-11-26 11:48:00 · #4052

(11-26-2014 06:30 AM)Sourcecode Wrote: So I have to admit..it started off as a troll job.I was gonna make fun of this girl..And ended up getting her number.
She claimed to have had a bad night and make less than 30 dollars in tips at work..I told her to come have a drink with me and shake her ass for more cash
She then sent me a picture of her ass.
For just a weirdo looking girl..She had a great ass.
I invited her over last night thinking she was a freak and I could probably piss on her face.

I had some of the most degrading sex even with her and made her walk down the hotel hallway for a bucket of ice with cum on her face and hair.
Then I poured myself a drink and sent her home happy.

Wait is this a girl you posted on here ?

Sourcecode · 2014-11-26 16:47:00 · #4053

The green hair weirdofreak
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AneroidOcean · 2014-11-26 17:06:00 · #4054

(11-26-2014 06:30 AM)Sourcecode Wrote: So I have to admit..it started off as a troll job.I was gonna make fun of this girl..And ended up getting her number.
She claimed to have had a bad night and make less than 30 dollars in tips at work..I told her to come have a drink with me and shake her ass for more cash
She then sent me a picture of her ass.
For just a weirdo looking girl..She had a great ass.
I invited her over last night thinking she was a freak and I could probably piss on her face.

I had some of the most degrading sex even with her and made her walk down the hotel hallway for a bucket of ice with cum on her face and hair.
Then I poured myself a drink and sent her home happy.

Nice ass for sure.

Did you give her any money? I can't imagine she could expect to get a lot of tips with how tattooed/pierced up she is.

Hilarious that she went for a bucket of ice that way.

~~L M McCoy~~ · 2014-11-26 17:45:00 · #4055

Quote:Kaotic asks:This isn't Brianna Wu's cousin is it ?

And sourcecode ends up fucking her. This is why most of the girls on here are WB for me. If she's skinny and has a decent face and shows up naked most guys WB

Laugh5

Sourcecode · 2014-11-26 23:27:00 · #4056

I didn't give her a dime to go towards more four dollar tattoos

Virtus · 2014-11-27 05:05:00 · #4057

only asking about the technicolor one

The one below is because I was appreciating and sometimes this thread needs eyebleach

HighSpeed_LowDrag · 2014-11-27 05:06:00 · #4058

WNB to the first one. Second?

i'd hit it

HSLD

Sourcecode · 2014-11-29 21:54:00 · #4059

Sourcecode · 2014-11-29 22:02:00 · #4060

speakeasy · 2014-11-29 22:45:00 · #4061

(11-29-2014 10:02 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:

That would be nice to hit...when I'm 95.

germanico · 2014-11-29 23:39:00 · #4062

(11-27-2014 05:05 AM)Virtus Wrote: only asking about the technicolor one

WBWR

Would bang, would regret.

enderilluminatus · 2014-12-03 02:37:00 · #4063

Joanna Newsom (my first indie music crush and Andy Samberg's wife)

[Image: joanna-newsom.jpg]

What a cute couple!

[Image: showbiz-andy-samberg-joanna-newsom-1.jpg]

Umm wow nice body there

[Image: joanna3.jpg]

Umm dat ass doe

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Also she's absurdly talented and writes poetic, feminine music:

Fit as fuck 32 year old and lovely face plus absurdly talented. Do you agree that Andy did well for himself?

FretDancer · 2014-12-03 03:23:00 · #4064

firstofthemonth · 2014-12-05 17:01:00 · #4065

Has she already been posted here?

firstofthemonth · 2014-12-05 17:02:00 · #4066

^^^or maybe she is really a he.

~~OBJ Snakebite~~ · 2014-12-09 16:13:00 · #4067

How 'bout this one:

[Image: lantti-irres_www.tetas-enormes.tk.jpg]

~~L M McCoy~~ · 2014-12-09 16:41:00 · #4068

^ I clicked the link

"tetas-enormes"

sounds about right

samsamsam · 2014-12-09 20:25:00 · #4069

(12-03-2014 02:37 AM)enderilluminatus Wrote: Joanna Newsom (my first indie music crush and Andy Samberg's wife)

Ugh she isn't that pretty.

raydallas · 2014-12-11 18:29:00 · #4070

The mask is glued on, because ART!
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CrashBangWallop · 2014-12-11 20:17:00 · #4071

(12-09-2014 08:25 PM)samsamsam Wrote:
(12-03-2014 02:37 AM)enderilluminatus Wrote: Joanna Newsom (my first indie music crush and Andy Samberg's wife)

Ugh she isn't that pretty.

She is't pretty at all!!

TheFinalEpic · 2014-12-11 20:50:00 · #4072

(11-29-2014 09:54 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:

Those are some shitty titties.

kbell · 2014-12-13 17:08:00 · #4073

I probably would bang miss giant titties, but wouldn't want to admit it. The sheer novelty of the size would short circuit most reason I have. I also wouldn't put much effort into it unless drunk.

~~Krusyos~~ · 2014-12-15 16:15:00 · #4074

The lead singer of Archenemy (ex The Agonist)
[Image: Alissa-White-Gluz-music-37299429-500-333...8678170485]

Marmite · 2014-12-15 18:20:00 · #4075

(12-15-2014 04:15 PM)Krusyos Wrote: The lead singer of Archenemy (ex The Agonist)

Yes.

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