Post: #51

(08-21-2011 06:03 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

Quote:I prefer to lead rather than ask questions.

Before the first date, I do a "Do you want" ask. Once she agrees, then I move to being more decisive with more "let's meet here" and so on. Early on, I know that the more investment she puts in, the more likely she'll show up. In sales this is called The Yes Ladder. The more times you make the ho say yes, the more likely she'll come through.

Another reason is that being too forceful (i.e. "Meet here on wednesday night") actually shows insecurity. It's like you're scared of her saying no, and girls can feel this. Again, there is time for both techniques, but early on I make her say yes.

I explain this more in depth in Day Bang, since we're using The Yes Ladder a lot more. We have to because our interactions will be so much shorter than nighttime meets that we 100% need her to invest in the process. Making her say "yes" is a great way to do it.

I wish I had read this yesterday as I'm sure I wouldn't have been flaked on if I had followed this advice.

Post: #52

Lumiere wins, hands down.

So I can stack 4 five year olds to make a 20 year old? finally, the game just got easier.

Post: #53

This is from right now, let's see if it gets a response.

Girl: Hey what are you doing??
Me: Whacking off to pictures of you on facebook!

Edit: And it probably didn't matter what I said, as she invited me out to come see her at the bar she works at. Pass.

Post: #54

(09-03-2011 10:22 PM)Docter Wrote:  Lumiere wins, hands down.

So I can stack 4 five year olds to make a 20 year old? finally, the game just got easier.

Stacking is only allowed with chicks that are legal

15 is the legal age in Sweden

Thems the rules

Post: #55

How you know girl is a freak...gem from yesterday

Me: Hey sexy... 7:02 AM

Lizard: And who might this be? 7:17 AM

Me: How many people did you give your number to last night? 7:42 AM

Lizard: Lol, only three others. I was a little tipsy. Hell of a wednesday night. ;p 7:44 AM

Me: You need to tell me where you go wednesday nights...this is (my name)...the interesting brown guy....8:01 AM

Lizard: Hey (my name), nobody calls me sexy in the morning except my papa. Boy how that takes me back. Daddy no! 8:06 AM

Me: Glad to refresh your memory. So where do you go thursday nights? 8:17 AM

Lizard: Home after a long day in the nut house. Its bath day. 8:32 AM

Lizard: Im going to make myself seem as unsavory as possible. I like to set the bar low. Is it working? 8:54 AM

Me: absolutely...its working like a charm...i cant wait to see what else you can throw at me... 8:59 AM

Banter continued...Something tells me she will put out first date...what stunned me was the daddy reference...[/align]

Post: #56

Here's a good one. I made some stupid comment on facebook and pissed her off.
She felt the need to text me and tell me off
Sorry I had to split it into two pics.

Post: #57

I was doing some street day game and after using Roosh's stuff from Day Bang (Pet shop, elderly chat, Galnuc, thank you Roosh) I got her number and made plans for a few days later.

Girl (6:36pm): Hey Lucky I don’t wanna give you any wrong ideas. I have a boyfriend and that’s why I think we shouldn’t hang out. Sorry …
Me (7:00pm): does this mean we’re not getting married?
Girl (7:00pm): I think so
Me (7:23pm): ok ill see you at 8
Girl (7:23pm): ?
Girl (7:25pm): Well ok
Girl (7:28pm): Let’s make it 8.15
Me (7:46pm) cool

Post: #58

(08-12-2012 01:16 PM)Lucky Wrote:  I was doing some street day game and after using Roosh's stuff from Day Bang (Pet shop, elderly chat, Galnuc, thank you Roosh) I got her number and made plans for a few days later.

Julia (6:36pm): Hey Lucky I don’t wanna give you any wrong ideas. I have a boyfriend and that’s why I think we shouldn’t hang out. Sorry …
Me (7:00pm): does this mean we’re not getting married?
Julia (7:00pm): I think so ..
Me (7:23pm): ok ill see you at 8
Julia (7:23pm): ?
Julia (7:25pm): Well ok
Julia (7:28pm): Let’s make it 8.15
Me (7:46pm) cool

That's gold right there. Well played man.

Post: #59

This was a broad trying to flake that I pulled on POF. She didn't answer when I called before the below texts then tried saying her sister stole her car.

Her-"Come get me."

Me-"Get a cab. I'm watching the game."

Her-"I can't get anyone to give me a ride."

Me-"The cab will give anyone a ride."

*phone call from her goes ignored*

Her-"I'm low on money"

Me-"Cabs are cheap and I'm watching the game"

*phone call from her goes ignored*

Her-"I have a friend coming to get me"

Me-"See you in a bit"

Her-"What are you wearing?"

Me-"If you looked at my pics you'll recognize me"

First message on POF to bang was about 8 hours. After arrival, she commented on how she was surprised that I didn't put up with her bullshit.

Post: #60

How do I screen shot my iphone text rolls? I have some crazy shit in there. Basically every text since I joined here.

Post: #61

i hate texting so from time to time for my own amusement i like to drop one of these megabombs and wathc the show ie the avalanche of incoming calls/texts..

wow.. your horoscope.. interesting.. good luck anyway
something reminded me of you today
this sucks. i hate/love you ('hate' version is better)

Post: #62

(08-12-2012 02:14 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  How do I screen shot my iphone text rolls? I have some crazy shit in there. Basically every text since I joined here.

There's apps that do it for you.

Post: #63

how do you screen cap on android phones.

anyways the that I practiced extreme asshole game on.

her: i'm single lets fuck
(15 minutes later): jk
(same time next day): my bf is a lucky man
me: ya hes with someone who will fuck another person when things get bad ha
her: you know i was joking right
me: no. you had an argument and wanted to get back at him.
her: no we had broken up briefly i was super emotional and was stupid. if you have a decent bone in your body please please please never tell anybody about that. it was stupid and im really falling for this dude
me: ahahhahhahahaha
her: ...
(10 minutes later): im serious
me: too late its all over facebook
her: i would never actually bang you (i think she forgot the multiple times i nutted all over her face and left immediately afterwards)
me: i cant even handle the amount of rationalization you're doing.
her: please im so sorry ill never do it again.


havent talked with her since.

i had another one from my ex saying she was 'dating' some dude because the other one got mad about something. i told her she isn't dating anyone and should just admit she is taking a bunch of dicks because her feminist programming and daddy issues has made her do so. we havent talked since.

Post: #64

(08-12-2012 02:14 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  How do I screen shot my iphone text rolls? I have some crazy shit in there. Basically every text since I joined here.

Hold down the home button and press the power button.

Post: #65

I have created a file named text game based on this this thread, some of the posts here have been genius.

me
Hey there, hows everything?
her
grand nd the reason i was all off with you the last night i seen ya was because you were off with another young1 in the apartment thats whyb
me
I didn't notice you were off with me the last night, I enjoyed seeing you.
her
no the nite we were on the beach in sunny beach and you were on the bar crawl that nite
me
Yeah, the night Andy got beat up. Yeah I went back to my apartment with Luke, kristian, Johnny and 4 girls for a few drinks. No sex or anything happened, I didn't even kiss any of the girls. You got upset at me because I went drinking with people?
her
well nto wat it looks like in he pics on ya page and ya mates
me
Well it's all good, it was awesome hanging out with you in Bulgaria, take it easy.



no response for 24 hours, still fairly hopeful she'll crack from her lust for me.

Got caught and couldn't bluff, the picture on my page has me in bed with 4 israelis, fucked by facebook. The girls where pretty much fully clothed, but some of the pictures looked intimate.

Post: #66

me
Howdie. Hungover?
her
yeah pretty hungover , you ?
..
me
I wasn't that drunk
Chillin out with a bottle of lucozade, pretty tired admitedly.
her
haha lucky you, i am dying. ive got tea but im about to go out in that rain []
me
Gotta get the booze run done.
Taxi no problem?
her
8quid, pretty happy [] jus felt a bit judged in tha one lol
me
Judged? By whom? the taxi driver? Who cares? Why so many questions?
her
lol yeah the taxi driver, its just awkward when ur in it
me
No high five from the taxi driver?
Maybe cause it was hampden the driver didn't know about me.
her
no , i should have asked for one, told him i had sex about five times.
if he knew you he'd probs be more dissapointed.
me
You told him you have sex about five times?
And he didn't high five you? thats harsh
If he knew it was me he'd probably have high fived you just for keeping his wife/daughters safe for a night.
her
haha what a player
me
Meh I don't actively pursue taxi drivers wifes
That would just mean it would take ages to get a taxi
Did you tell the driver you'd had sex 5 times? Cause I would be impressed if you did
Seems incredibly frank and honest for someone you've just met.
her
haha no
i jus sat in silence
me
The entire journey
her
haha no , i jus sat qwuietly hungover lol
me
Dwelling on when it would be best to contact me though facebook,.
her
yeahhh... or deciding if ever wanted to talk to you again..
right i need to go on a booze run mreh, if you want you can leave me our number and ill buy a wee shite phone from asda and maybe MAYbe text [] x
me
Well I guess I know which way the coin flip landed []

Post: #67

Sorta running away with this thread, had alot of interesting text chats. I'll wait a while after this one. This one is a facebook chat, same theme though.

me
my facebook spazzed out
her
mine too woops
me
Had all kinds of witticisms ready to go too.
So if I give you my number you'll maybe text me?
her
yup, its a stong maybe
me
I don't know if I'm into that sort of overwhleming like for me, if you maybe want to contact me again It's pretty full on no?
Me
Well I would like to see you again, but if you're not into it it's no stress. Was a fun time with you, I'm sure i'll see you some other Hitlon night.
her
ehmmm im not really sure tbh [] . thing is im away the majority of this month titp and a holiday but i jus remembered you saying you hadnt had one night stands(if thats true) i dont wanna be the first haha
me
Yeah I'm away to Denmark a week on Thursday and then Bulgaria a week after. Don't do me any favours, if you don't want to get together again it's alright/ You have a fun vibe about you and I think we'd get on well, but if you're not into it it's cool.
her
we can try and sort something out for when i come back from t and before you go away if you want [] theres like 3 days in there haha.
me
Yeah that should be fine. My number is
her
coool ill save it but ill not give you a number yet cause i dont know what phone im gonna use, but when i do ill let you know []

edit - posted my number on rooshv, cause i'm an idiot.

Post: #68

One thing I've been doing lately is sending out a ping to all my newly acquired numbers:

"How's your Sunday"

The responses that come back usually ask me how mine is.

I say:

"Going well. I might have some free time in a bit to grab a drink."

This is a way of asking them out without using a question mark, and the "might" makes you seem less invested in the outcome because you've got other shit going on in your life.

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Post: #70

I have thousands of these. If you guys find them funny or helpful I'll keep it going

Post: #71

(08-13-2012 09:46 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I have thousands of these. If you guys find them funny or helpful I'll keep it going

What kind of a question is that????? Keep them coming!

"WE DID" haha

Post: #72

What the hell is "Red Pocket"

Post: #73

(08-13-2012 09:46 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I have thousands of these. If you guys find them funny or helpful I'll keep it going

Yes- please, this is great!

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Post: #75

lol el mech these girls you're wheeling are trash.