Post: #76

sorry, wrong troll thread.

Post: #77

Hug close:


Fistbump close:


I can smell her pussy close:


Holding her purse close:


Little Dark close:

Post: #78

I wonder what we'll get tomorrow?

Best week since back in the day!

(joined a few months back)

Post: #79

(11-18-2014 06:05 AM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  I wonder what we'll get tomorrow?

Best week since back in the day!

(joined a few months back)

It's like the best Advent calendar ever.

Post: #80

(11-12-2014 01:47 AM)iop890 Wrote:  Most of the "PUA" community outside this forum(which I don't actually consider a PUA forum) is made up of mildly autistic, socially retarded men pretending to be dark triad super alphas.

Five days later...

(11-17-2014 10:18 PM)kiev1691 Wrote:  me: well. I'm dark triad .... That means I'm a Machiavellian narcissit Psychopath ! how does that make u feel
her: ( deer in headlights look) i dont know
me: women are attracted to Dark triad Alpha males who treat em like shit
her: I actually taught u were a nice guy

I'm so ultra-alpha I've developed clairvoyance. Get on my level you beta chodes.

Post: #81

Alot of the Manosphere is like that actually. Not just PUA guys. Other travel forums are full of tools like that. More males have Aspergers than females statistically and it shows in the Manosphere. RVF is probably the only forum where the vast majority are normal and socially adjusted people. It's not a good thing that a loosely male version of tumblr-verse exists out there. I guess we just have to keep doing what we are doing and lead by example.

The funny thing is that even if he is 19, he might still be years ahead of a late 20's beta with no hope. At least he has found the nut. He just needs to figure out how to open it...

Too bad we cannot teleport Scorpion to grab him and shake the shit outta him and yell "Get a grip you little shit!"

Post: #82

(11-18-2014 08:33 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:  Too bad we cannot teleport Scorpion to grab him and shake the shit outta him and yell "Get a grip you little shit!"

Scorpion does not teleport. Raiden teleports. This should work fine though:

Post: #83

This thread was a laugh riot.

'Hug close' hahaha oh man.

Post: #84

The trolls lately have been hilarious. I wonder who will be the next fooligan ...

Post: #85

Damn just when I thought there was no new ways to do is-this-Alpha trolling.

This is the Christian Nolan equivalent of reviving the Alpha/Beta series.

Post: #86

Post: #87

Guys, seriously though, we need to recognize.

While our ancestors were doing this:


Kiev1691's people were doing this:


TOO ALPHA

Post: #88

I never get tired of Mechanico's cross buried in that hair.

Post: #89

(11-18-2014 03:53 PM)Fisto Wrote:  I never get tired of Mechanico's cross buried in that hair.

Is that El Mechanico or Greek kamaki?

Post: #90

(11-18-2014 08:33 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:  Too bad we cannot teleport Scorpion to grab him and shake the shit outta him and yell "Get a grip you little shit!"

Maybe we can get a Kickstarter for this?

Pretty sure we could get like $100 trillion in donations to a Kickstarter that would allow people to teleport themselves through the internet in order to bitch slap people who made retarded posts.

It would be humanity's greatest and most important invention.

Post: #91

(11-19-2014 01:43 AM)scorpion Wrote:  

(11-18-2014 08:33 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:  Too bad we cannot teleport Scorpion to grab him and shake the shit outta him and yell "Get a grip you little shit!"

Maybe we can get a Kickstarter for this?

Pretty sure we could get like $100 trillion in donations to a Kickstarter that would allow people to teleport themselves through the internet in order to bitch slap people who made retarded posts.

It would be humanity's greatest and most important invention.

It'd be the last invention ever made. There'd be no need to further technology.

Post: #92

I think we should have an official spectrum of lamest closes to best:

Hug close - number close - kiss close - fuck close - anal sex close - anal sex without getting her last name close

Post: #93

(03-14-2015 05:59 AM)ryanf Wrote:  I think we should have an official spectrum of lamest closes to best:

Hug close - number close - kiss close - fuck close - anal sex close - anal sex without getting her last name close - Dubai porta potty close

Post: #94

(11-17-2014 10:18 PM)kiev1691 Wrote:  I just hug closed her

Post: #95

(11-17-2014 10:23 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  Although O.P. only has about a solid five minutes left as an active forum member, I think he coined the term "hug close." I don't think I've ever heard or read that term before.

So I can count my best friend's female family members as successful approaches now?

Post: #96

scorpion teleports too.

Post: #97

Yes this thread! I would argue this thread is close to Little Dark epic status.

Post: #98

Thanks for bumping this, made me laugh so hard again! One of the best trolls I've ever seen!

Post: #99

I hugclosed 30 bitches at the club last night. Was that too Alpha?

Post: #100

(03-14-2015 05:17 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  



I hugclosed 30 bitches at the club last night. Was that too Alpha?

Depends. Did you chase them down and tell them to "go home"?