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Been a long time lurker on this forum.

I told this girl off Tinder the following more or less

Her: So how many girls have u slept with ?
Me: I'm a virgin
Her: Shut up ! come on seriously
me: More than i can count
Her: See i never would have guessed that ...
me: well. I'm dark triad .... That means I'm a Machiavellian narcissit Psychopath ! how does that make u feel
her: ( deer in headlights look) i dont know
me: women are attracted to Dark triad Alpha males who treat em like shit
her: I actually taught u were a nice guy

Earlier on the date i could smell her pussy get moist . Later when i dropped her off i couldn't even get a peck on the lips. I just hug closed her

Do you guys think i was being too Alpha ? If so, what would the right medium between Alpha and beta ?

Post: #2

2/10 trolling, would not be trolled by again.

Post: #3

Long time lurker? Obviously not long enough.

Post: #4

(11-17-2014 10:18 PM)kiev1691 Wrote:  Earlier on the date i could smell her pussy get moist .

Post: #5

A virgin asking if he's alpha?

Post: #6

Maybe what you said was too weird and over the top, or maybe the chick wasn't actually into you, or maybe she was but then her hamster started spinning, or maybe she wanted to fart and take a big dump. You never know, it's a numbers game.

Post: #7

Although O.P. only has about a solid five minutes left as an active forum member, I think he coined the term "hug close." I don't think I've ever heard or read that term before.

Post: #8

you h-closed her? nailed it

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Post: #10

(11-17-2014 10:18 PM)kiev1691 Wrote:  I just hug closed her

Post: #11

(11-17-2014 10:18 PM)kiev1691 Wrote:  me: well. I'm dark triad .... That means I'm a Machiavellian narcissit Psychopath ! how does that make u feel
her: ( deer in headlights look) i dont know

Absolute home run here- you completely overwhelmed her with your intellect. However, this is where you should have murdered her. 2/10 serial killer game.

Post: #12

(11-17-2014 10:39 PM)komatiite Wrote:  

(11-17-2014 10:18 PM)kiev1691 Wrote:  me: well. I'm dark triad .... That means I'm a Machiavellian narcissit Psychopath ! how does that make u feel
her: ( deer in headlights look) i dont know

Absolute home run here- you completely overwhelmed her with your intellect. However, this is where you should have murdered her. 2/10 serial killer game.

Post: #13

Well first you have to understand that being "alpha" is all about having characteristics that men and women find attractive (men respect you, women want to sleep with you).

Sometimes that can be intimidating.

So basically no, being too alpha wasn't your problem.

Post: #14

Little Dark ?

Post: #15

If there was ever a legitimate need for the word creepy, that might be now....

We need a thread to teach humor and joke making properly. That joke read like IT the Clown wrote it. Jokes like that show just how thirsty this guy is.

Post: #16

Really don't know why you guys are making fun of me. I am 19 and have studied game since February of this year. I established dominance by inferring that i will not be a beta doormat phaggot provider. I was wondering if i put her off by being too Alpha. So again ... was i being too Alpha or not ? What would be a good middle ground between Alpha and beta ? How should i have played it ?

Post: #17

This is a chick trolling us. Goddamn women are dumb.

Post: #18

(11-17-2014 10:56 PM)kiev1691 Wrote:  . I am 19 and have studied game since February of this year.

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Dark triad alpha? Are you going to do battle with the yakuza?

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(11-17-2014 10:56 PM)kiev1691 Wrote:  Really don't know why you guys are making fun of me. I am 19 and have studied game since February of this year. I established dominance by inferring that i will not be a beta doormat phaggot provider. I was wondering if i put her off by being too Alpha. So again ... was i being too Alpha or not ? What would be a good middle ground between Alpha and beta ? How should i have played it ?

There's a classic rule of writing: show, don't tell.

You don't tell her you're a 'Machiavellian narcissit Psychopath !' but show her.

So, you take her down to the beach, bury her up to her neck in the sand and wait for the tide to come in. Later that night, when she returns as a waterlogged zombie hellbent on revenge, you'll have clear evidence of how moist you made her pussy.

Post: #22

That depends, can Machiavellian narcissit Psychopaths do this?


No? Then not too alpha.

2/10 NLD
Not Little Dark

Post: #23

(11-17-2014 10:56 PM)kiev1691 Wrote:  Really don't know why you guys are making fun of me. I am 19 and have studied game since February of this year. I established dominance by inferring that i will not be a beta doormat phaggot provider. I was wondering if i put her off by being too Alpha. So again ... was i being too Alpha or not ? What would be a good middle ground between Alpha and beta ? How should i have played it ?

You over did it. Plain and simple. Just add enough alpha to get the job done.

Post: #24

(11-17-2014 10:52 PM)Oz. Wrote:  Little Dark ?

This troll doesn't even come close to being on Little Dark's level.

Post: #25

Can someone please post the picture of the skeptical African kid? I can never find it for some reason.