The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material]

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LeBeau · 2014-10-05 13:06:00 · #3651

Public Service Announcement: This thread will get worse if people insists on quoting giant multiple picture posts just to leave a one sentence reply.

If you're going to reply to a post with a large pic, or multiple pics, just delete the pics and reference the photo details in writing.

Enjoythedecline · 2014-10-05 13:11:00 · #3652

I have a nice specimen for you guys...

It comes from Montreal and thinks it's a mannequin... judge for yourselves...

bang bang your erection is dead.

HighSpeed_LowDrag · 2014-10-05 13:43:00 · #3653

(10-05-2014 11:22 AM)catoblepa Wrote: pointy chinned feminut Callie Beusman anyone?

WB. Would not call afterwards.

RexImperator · 2014-10-05 13:54:00 · #3654

Re: Tatted up goth chick...would not even approach because I would be afraid of catching hepatitis being in proximity to such a girl...if that is a girl. Looks a bit like Marilyn Manson.

germanico · 2014-10-05 14:38:00 · #3655

Tattoed humanoid: no. I dont fornicate with poliamorous demiplatonic pansexual tortoises.

assman · 2014-10-05 16:02:00 · #3656

(10-05-2014 01:11 PM)Enjoythedecline Wrote: I have a nice specimen for you guys...

It comes from Montreal and thinks it's a mannequin... judge for yourselves...

bang bang your erection is dead.

WB.

When 70% of the women are overweight, just about any female in good shape is bangable.

Enjoythedecline · 2014-10-05 20:32:00 · #3657

(10-05-2014 04:02 PM)assman Wrote:
(10-05-2014 01:11 PM)Enjoythedecline Wrote: I have a nice specimen for you guys...

It comes from Montreal and thinks it's a mannequin... judge for yourselves...

bang bang your erection is dead.
WB.

When 70% of the women are overweight, just about any female in good shape is bangable.

I admit that sometimes I find some unatractive lizards attractive because they're in shape but this one looks too much like marilyn manson. And she's just born small, she's not in shape. She'll get fat when she gets older Banana

DJ-Matt · 2014-10-06 13:31:00 · #3658

Would bang her to capture the Triforce back for Hyrule.

[Image: TriForceYellowonBlackSS.png]

Ocelot · 2014-10-08 13:14:00 · #3659

Would you pork a pig?

Sourcecode · 2014-10-08 13:51:00 · #3660

I meet a female officer once that tried to game me..her partner walked away and she gave me her card.But wrote her cell number on the back and told me I could call her on non business related things.

That story didn't need to be said..But
Yes..I would fuck the police

MtnMan · 2014-10-08 14:50:00 · #3661

i banged a female cop with similar looks to the one shown above. This was long before I knew anything about game, but for whatever reason she was crazy for my tall lanky ass. I drove her home from the bar after a bunch of drinks and banged in my room. I had weed plants growing in the room at the time, and i just made fun of her for not doing anything about it.....banged a few more times and dumped. Glad she didn't bust me for the weed later.

I was young and dumb. Now she has 3 kids with some 5'5" napoleon cop dude and is fat as a whale.

Coldfire · 2014-10-08 15:22:00 · #3662

(10-08-2014 01:14 PM)Ocelot Wrote:

Would you pork a pig?

Would smash hard

Krivo · 2014-10-08 21:57:00 · #3663

Tony_Flame · 2014-10-09 09:38:00 · #3664

I'm really curious if somehere is bold enough to hit on the female cop while she is at work Cool

I wouldn't Blush

Redwood · 2014-10-09 11:15:00 · #3665

(10-09-2014 09:38 AM)Tony_Flame Wrote: I'm really curious if somehere is bold enough to hit on the female cop while she is at work
I wouldn't

I would avoid it too. Something in my gut tells me she is extra bitchy on the clock.

DJ-Matt · 2014-10-09 11:59:00 · #3666

That cop has a wedding ring visible.

~~L M McCoy~~ · 2014-10-09 15:07:00 · #3667

(10-09-2014 11:59 AM)DJ-Matt Wrote: That cop has a wedding ring visible.

But when she sees McCoy that won't be the only thing to come off, if you catch my drift Angel

RUIN · 2014-10-09 19:32:00 · #3668

ok copper yes - only because she'd go rough and tumble and maybe I could use it to get out of a speeding ticket. the tattooed one, flat-out no even though I prefer small tits

RUIN · 2014-10-09 19:40:00 · #3669

(10-09-2014 11:59 AM)DJ-Matt Wrote: That cop has a wedding ring visible.

No ring ever closed a hole Wink

Blue Streak · 2014-10-09 19:45:00 · #3670

Would definitely bang the cop, just for the novelty factor. Would make her wear her uniform while doing the deed, too.

(10-08-2014 01:51 PM)Sourcecode Wrote: I meet a female officer once that tried to game me..her partner walked away and she gave me her card.But wrote her cell number on the back and told me I could call her on non business related things.

That story didn't need to be said..But
Yes..I would fuck the police

Did you ever call her? Would be a cool story to tell your mates.

RUIN · 2014-10-09 19:51:00 · #3671

[quote='Blue Streak' pid='849712' dateline='1412901924']
Would definitely bang the cop, just for the novelty factor. Would make her wear her uniform while doing the deed, too [quote/]

really?? Im not sold on that - I believe the attire contributes to the boner test as much as the body/face and on that cop in the picture it didn't add to the value.

Blue Streak · 2014-10-09 20:33:00 · #3672

I have a thing for women in uniform.

RUIN · 2014-10-09 20:41:00 · #3673

so do I, some make it work others it doesn't.

RUIN · 2014-10-09 20:45:00 · #3674

and in the case listed above, the uniform is slightly masculine, but if you look at her nails they aren't trimmed she grows them plus she looks like she has a good figure

Marmite · 2014-10-09 22:15:00 · #3675

Lydia Rose Bewley

The face:

[Image: 581566_10151562278309669_911795897_n.jpg]

The body:

[Image: 73846342f7a213656dd54b783c16bdb0.jpg]

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