In all seriousness, in my 10 year old perverted brain I really got off on the idea of a 3 tittied woman when I first saw this scene in Total Recall.
When I first heard about this chick, my heart jumped a little, but when I saw the pics I was severely disappointed. From what I understand the 3rd tit is just a prosthetic add-on and not an actual implant.
That said, I'd probably hit it. I'd want to be high on molly first though.
I think the chick on the left is downright hot. Can't see her body but her face has that tortured artist look which I find very endearing. She probably reads Emily Dickinson and drinks chamomile and would definitely dress up in a slutty librarian outfit for you.
I would bang the chick 2nd from left but that's it. If I was drunk enough I might let the chick 2nd from right blow me, but only if she kept reapplying that super bright lipstick the entire time.
Why you racists not give the sista no love? She'd probably dish out the best piece of pie out of the entire bunch. But what do I know? I only chase dimes.
(09-28-2014 07:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote: Why you racists not give the sista no love? She'd probably dish out the best piece of pie out of the entire bunch. But what do I know? I only chase dimes.
Damn Mech, you like that moon faced shortie? That's very cool, actually...
Maybe you should marry a black girl when you're like 55, it would probably be a ridiculously happy marriage. I'm not even kidding...
(09-28-2014 07:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote: Why you racists not give the sista no love? She'd probably dish out the best piece of pie out of the entire bunch. But what do I know? I only chase dimes.
Damn Mech, you like that moon faced shortie? That's very cool, actually...
Maybe you should marry a black girl when you're like 55, it would probably be a ridiculously happy marriage. I'm not even kidding...
No Lizard. I like what could be under her clothing. Possibly a stellar big azz and juicy vagina.
Understand I was doing this before the internet and like actual live sex with women and no so much concern about wacking off to pretty faces online. That may be only one of many disconnects me and the other posters here are having.
Yeah, I think it's cool that you would love to fuck the shit out of a shortie like that with her ass and pussy. Your live pre-internet experience in these matters is not in doubt, that's for sure. I also feel that when you're a certain kind of badass white dude who's very into fucking that kind of pussy, a girl like that can be very easy to get along with, and she'll cook for you and do your laundry, that's why it just came to me that you could just marry a much younger black girl at like 55-60 and be happy as a pig.
(09-28-2014 07:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote: Why you racists not give the sista no love? She'd probably dish out the best piece of pie out of the entire bunch. But what do I know? I only chase dimes.
Damn Mech, you like that moon faced shortie? That's very cool, actually...
Maybe you should marry a black girl when you're like 55, it would probably be a ridiculously happy marriage. I'm not even kidding...
No Lizard. I like what could be under her clothing. Possibly a stellar big azz and juicy vagina.
Understand I was doing this before the internet and like actual live sex with women and no so much concern about wacking off to pretty faces online. That may be only one of many disconnects me and the other posters here are having.
Some of us were born overseas and not seeing fat trolls as little kids. It's why I don't care if she has no ass or small tits(as long as it's not an A cup). It's all about the skinny body and pretty face. Silly Americans chasing after hot bodies with pig faces. I still love you though.