The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material]

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jariel · 2014-09-13 20:19:00 · #3526

If you know other guys who are scumbags that live here, I know there are a lot of them here, but since you haven't had the pleasure of meeting me, don't put me in that mix. Furthermore, I don't even qualify for the non-Spanish, cheap ass beginner, non-Florida categories, so you're not really making a point, you're just waging a personal attack for no reason.

You're one of the few who's actually taking this thread that seriously, and then trying to call me out as a result, even having the nerve to tell me, a man who's broken down his entire city "to go out".

Get some perspective and have a little more respect, I've never come at you in any kind of mean-spirited way, so I don't expect nor respect your attempt to come at me.

el mechanico · 2014-09-13 20:31:00 · #3527

I did not call you a scumbag or lop you in with what I believe Miami is about. I enjoy your posts here for the most part. Just remember I know how things work here in our state I'm not some clown posting from England. And I know Exactly how things go down in Miami and how much of a shady ass suckhole it is. Tail wise it's not a problem but the nonsense makes it a no- go for the civilized Floridian.

jariel · 2014-09-13 20:35:00 · #3528

(09-13-2014 08:31 PM)el mechanico Wrote: I did not call you a scumbag or lop you in with what I believe Miami is about. I enjoy your posts here for the most part. Just remember I know how things work here in our state I'm not some clown posting from England. And I know Exactly how things go down in Miami and how much of a shady ass suckhole it is. Tail wise it's not a problem but the nonsense makes it a no- go for the civilized Floridian.

I hardly see what your perspective on the city has to do with the unwarranted personal attack.

I was making a general post about this thread, and your response was completely unnecessary.

I live in this city, I know better than most its shortcomings, but that has nothing to do with the discussion here, nor does it change the fact that we have guys all over the world who come here looking for intel on it, and that number is a lot higher than those looking for anything about Tampa.

Dusty · 2014-09-13 20:38:00 · #3529

(09-07-2014 03:38 PM)germanico Wrote: [quote='Foolsgo1d' pid='824742' dateline='1410116717']

Kingsley Davis · 2014-09-13 21:32:00 · #3530

(09-13-2014 08:35 PM)jariel Wrote:
(09-13-2014 08:31 PM)el mechanico Wrote: I did not call you a scumbag or lop you in with what I believe Miami is about. I enjoy your posts here for the most part. Just remember I know how things work here in our state I'm not some clown posting from England. And I know Exactly how things go down in Miami and how much of a shady ass suckhole it is. Tail wise it's not a problem but the nonsense makes it a no- go for the civilized Floridian.

I hardly see what your perspective on the city has to do with the unwarranted personal attack.

I was making a general post about this thread, and your response was completely unnecessary.

I live in this city, I know better than most its shortcomings, but that has nothing to do with the discussion here, nor does it change the fact that we have guys all over the world who come here looking for intel on it, and that number is a lot higher than those looking for anything about Tampa.

"I'm not some clown posting from England."

Ohshit

RURALGAMER · 2014-09-14 10:55:00 · #3531

(09-12-2014 05:00 AM)jariel Wrote:

An ex got into a MC accident after we split and has the same kind of leg. The super short stump is fucking hideous. WNB.

Actually.....Yes. Yes I would.

The Lizard of Oz · 2014-09-14 11:37:00 · #3532

Some guys on another thread were saying they WNB this:

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The Lizard of Oz · 2014-09-14 11:56:00 · #3533

Then on another thread, some guys were also saying they WNB this... give me a break

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UroboricForms · 2014-09-14 13:10:00 · #3534

Not after I know how much of a dick she is.

game_ethic · 2014-09-14 13:23:00 · #3535

(09-14-2014 11:56 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote: Then on another thread, some guys were also saying they WNB this... give me a break

[pics]

I would happily smash. The guys who are saying they wouldn't bang her are lying because I'm willing to bet they've banged worse. Laugh

As for the blonde with the boyfriend, I wouldn't smash. She's a bit too chubby for my taste.

nek · 2014-09-14 13:30:00 · #3536

(09-14-2014 01:23 PM)game_ethic Wrote:
(09-14-2014 11:56 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote: Then on another thread, some guys were also saying they WNB this... give me a break

[pics]
I would happily smash. The guys who are saying they wouldn't bang her are lying because I'm willing to bet they've banged worse.

As for the blonde with the boyfriend, I wouldn't smash. She's a bit too chubby for my taste.

Agreed, that girl is hot through-and-through. Not saying I'd date her, but definitely smash repeatedly.

Comte De St. Germain · 2014-09-14 13:43:00 · #3537

(09-13-2014 06:58 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
(09-13-2014 05:54 PM)hwuzhere Wrote:
(09-12-2014 12:27 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
(09-12-2014 11:08 AM)reco2100 Wrote: Dude you and me both. Is this I wouldnt fucking hit it thread?
Why yes, it is. I'm sure most of the guys posting on it are not hitting anything.

And E-Mech is on point again as I have had blue balls for the last 6 months. Only reason I'm here.........
Grab a few bucks, a coffee and leave your house. Don't go back until you get laid. If you end up homeless and broke on the streets just stay there for life.

I do this for fun already, and it's part of the reason I'm broke. If I didn't have work to do I would be doing this.

jariel · 2014-09-16 03:41:00 · #3538

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Blue Streak · 2014-09-16 07:29:00 · #3539

(09-16-2014 03:41 AM)jariel Wrote:

Would definitely bang. Both at the same time if possible, or one after the other.

You must have incredibly high standards, Jariel.

jariel · 2014-09-16 12:36:00 · #3540

(09-16-2014 07:29 AM)Blue Streak Wrote: Would definitely bang. Both at the same time if possible, or one after the other.

You must have incredibly high standards, Jariel.

I go after girls that I find to be sexy and that I believe would be good in bed.

It's not that those chicks look bad, I just don't find either of them sexually appealing.

Like I wouldn't approach either one of them, so if that's the case, I wouldn't bang, because I wouldn't initiate the conversation and lead the interaction towards that.

DannyAlberta · 2014-09-16 15:43:00 · #3541

(09-16-2014 03:41 AM)jariel Wrote:

one on the left wb.

one on the righ looks more than a bit busted. something unappealing about the face. wnb.

AneroidOcean · 2014-09-16 16:42:00 · #3542

(09-14-2014 11:37 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote: Some guys on another thread were saying they WNB this:

She's not really sexually appealing. I also wonder wtf is up with her no-teeth smile. WNB

(09-14-2014 11:56 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:

WB, but would not bang the redhead.

(09-16-2014 03:41 AM)jariel Wrote:

WB on left, right WNB

(09-11-2014 08:18 PM)jariel Wrote:

On the fence, but leaning towards WB as she reminds me of a smoke show that used to work right near me.

(09-11-2014 08:43 PM)jariel Wrote:

WNB

(09-13-2014 12:26 PM)jariel Wrote:

I don't like the stupid anime or whatever look that is

WNB

(09-13-2014 12:26 PM)jariel Wrote:

WNB, likely flapjacks and just too fat.

speakeasy · 2014-09-17 01:30:00 · #3543

(09-16-2014 03:43 PM)DannyAlberta Wrote:
(09-16-2014 03:41 AM)jariel Wrote:

one on the left wb.

one on the righ looks more than a bit busted. something unappealing about the face. wnb.

(09-16-2014 12:36 PM)jariel Wrote:
(09-16-2014 07:29 AM)Blue Streak Wrote: Would definitely bang. Both at the same time if possible, or one after the other.

You must have incredibly high standards, Jariel.

I go after girls that I find to be sexy and that I believe would be good in bed.

It's not that those chicks look bad, I just don't find either of them sexually appealing.

Like I wouldn't approach either one of them, so if that's the case, I wouldn't bang, because I wouldn't initiate the conversation and lead the interaction towards that.

But this thread isn't about who you would open. It's about what you smash if it was handed to you on a platter. Obviously nobody here is going to put in work on 99% of the girls in this thread.

fokker · 2014-09-17 01:40:00 · #3544

Annalise Braakensiek (Australian businesswoman/actress):

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She is 41 years old.

Coldfire · 2014-09-17 02:54:00 · #3545

damn she looks like she evaded the wall all together WB

Yatagan · 2014-09-17 03:02:00 · #3546

(09-16-2014 03:41 AM)jariel Wrote:

Would smash both with glee.

Blue Streak · 2014-09-17 03:25:00 · #3547

WB and then go brag to my mates about it afterwards.

~~nick_~~ · 2014-09-17 08:09:00 · #3548

what does she look like without photoshop?

well she still looks hot on google

jariel · 2014-09-17 11:59:00 · #3549

(09-17-2014 01:30 AM)speakeasy Wrote: But this thread isn't about who you would open. It's about what you smash if it was handed to you on a platter. Obviously nobody here is going to put in work on 99% of the girls in this thread.

I feel you, well those two chicks, even if handed to me, I wouldn't be interested.

Would I personally hit has to do with sex appeal and my feeling about whether or not they're going to be good in bed, neither one of those passes either test.

jariel · 2014-09-17 12:30:00 · #3550

(09-17-2014 01:30 AM)speakeasy Wrote:

She claims its 45".

This was her two years ago:

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