Post: #126

Good shit on the junior threesome(Slubu came up with the term not me).

Post: #127

Day 15

I'll keep this quick since nothing that exciting happened. Landed in Warsaw, met up with my Polish buddy who's getting married and his friends. These guys drink so much I got the drunkest I've been so far on this trip. Went to some club, CR came and we hit on some girls. Really don't remember much, got one number but she was leaving the next day.

Day 16
This one is a bit more fun. Meet up with CR for lunch, and we compare tinder dates for the day realizing that we both have talked to the ones we were respectively meeting. I meet mine in the evening and am shocked as she looks like nothing in her pics. Her face is more average and she is thicker than her pics. Not fat, just thick. I contemplate just leaving but decide whatever I have nothing to do so might as well have a beer.

She takes me to cafe she knows and we get drinks. I notice a tattoo on her so I ask about it, and she says she has another one on her flank. I eventually get her to tell me what it is and it's one of those stupid sayings all girls have. We start exchanging "crazy" stories and I learn that she's a legit schizophrenic. She also likes drinking and partying. Well if CR got to stick his dick in crazy in Budapest, I decide fuck it I will just try to fuck her before we go out at night. Pay the bill, she asks if I know how to go home. I tell her no, smile and ask her to walk me and she agrees. On the way I get a bottle of wine "to have at home" and when we get by my gate I invite her up to which she responds "ok just quickly though."

We go upstairs and drink on my balcony and I tell her about a great game I haven't played in years called "I never." She agrees, I turn it sexual real quick. She's had one night stands, cheated, etc etc. So I know what I'm dealing with. After about 10 minutes of playing, I start making out with her and take her to the bed, no resistance at all and we fuck. Take a break and fuck again, and then she naps as I get ready for the night. She leaves and tells me if I get bored tonight to text her. I won't text her.

Meet up with CR and we head to the main drag of clubs here. We get bamboozled into trying a bar with "ladies night" and after paying a 10zl cover we see it is just terrible and leave. On the way up the street I see a bar I recognize from 2010 and we go in as it's packed with girls. One table has four girls, we point out to each other which two we want and go in. Magically, the two girls we wanted stayed to talk with us while the other two left. The problem was it was a contiki tour so they left a short while after that. Oh well we came for the local produce anyway. We walk over to another bar and go in. Tons of talent in here.

We spot two okay looking girls sitting by themselves looking bored. CR being the soothsayer that he is, says if we open them we are going to be hooked all night. We open, they are receptive and move over to let us sit with them. Within 5 minutes my hand is resting on her bare thighs, stroking my girl. She is a pole dancer and has a rock hard body with long legs, though not much else. Chat it up, decide to all go have cigs together. They are not that hot though and we both feel like we can do better. On the way out of the packed club to go smoke, I catch a cute girl eye fucking me. Dammit all to hell. Smoke and come back, and we purposely lose the girls and walk around. CR hooks a chick so I go roam, find a hot Polish girl who is receptive. But she can't speak English very well. We switch to Russian for a bit and that works better, but still no go. She tells me to help her find a girl for her orbiter friend, and I agree but they have to go to the toilet. She tells me to "find her" later.

As I walk around I run into legs again and being bored stick around with her for a while. Have a cigarette and decide to try and bang her, so I say let's go have a drink somewhere else. She leaves her friend and we go across the street to a quiet bar. By now I'm rubbing her vagina over her panties, but she keeps telling me no sex with me tonight. I say cool whatever. She says she feels bad, and says I can just walk out and take any girl home why bother with her when there is no sex tonight. I try to get her home but she won't go, and now wants to go back and find her friend. So off we go, and see her and CR outside the original club. They want to go somewhere else so we do.

When we walk into the next club, I drag my girl upstairs and start fingering her legitimately as I'm seated next to her and she's standing up. CR and his girl come up so I stop, my girl then goes to get a drink. Two guys swarm her, and she is taking forever. Her friend says to me to go "fight for her" which in my mind I kind of laugh at but I'm close to the bang here and it's now been legitimately 10 minutes. I go up to her and put my hand on her lower back and she is just not getting served. I get the bartender's attention, get the drink and back we go.

Now CR loses his girl who ends up talking to some fat guy at the club. CR gets tired and goes home, and I finally convince my girl to come home with me, even though she keeps saying we are not having sex. At some point she asks where CR is because her friend now wants him. I text CR but get no response as he's likely passed out. We get upstairs and she takes her clothes off, but then tells me we can't have sex because she will get pregnant, "I know my body." I tell her I'll wear a condom to which she retorts it's only 70% effective. I have no idea where this idiot is getting these numbers, or why she thinks she will get pregnant. I tell her I won't even cum, and she says doesn't matter. Finally I remember I have a Plan B pill with me, so I explain to her what that is, show her the actual fucking pill and she finally relents.

After this 20 minute treaty negotiation, for some reason I can't recall I grab my lube to use for fucking. I can't remember if she wasn't wet or I just like the smooth entry or what. Well...she fucking loses it. Accusations start pouring. "Are you a porn man?!?" "Were you going to put it in my ass?!?" "That is so disrespectful that you don't think I'm wet enough for you!?!" I can't calm her down. She gets up and puts her clothes back on. I tell her to stay, it's ok, it's tradition in America to use lube...nothing. She leaves and I'm there, naked, with blue balls on my bed. Ridiculous. I see on whatsapp Psycho tinder girl is still up after partying, and as I was about to text her to come over I fall asleep. Thank god.

Post: #128

This has been the most insane trip ever.

I'm at +3 since my last post. Slubu & I are in lockstep. He's calling out targets from long range, and we're making kills.

This action is taking it's toll on my health. I've been fighting back colds, and downing OJ by the gallon. Balls drained to 15% capacity. Swag pegged at the red. I don't have the energy to post all the details, but...

Blonde Hungarian BJ girl came over the day before we left, and after 3 hours of LMR, I hit. Later that night, while watching a documentary she asked randomly, "will you teach me how to deep throat?". If I were the marrying type, I'd put a ring on it. I will miss this girl. And the dozens of others in my phone I wish I had more time to make it happen with. Taking off, I felt like I was leaving behind more poosy gold than I could possibly carry.

Then we landed in Poland...


Today;

Early afternoon, took down a local Warsaw 7 brunette. Over a juice at Starbucks, she told me, "you know, I've read that book". It's like you walked right out of it...". I just smiled. Later, I suggested she come over for a few. She said, "Ok. Do you want me to leave after, or I stay?". I said let's just see what happens. Back at the apartment I was just stroking her hair, and she said, "I could fall in love with you". Warsaw girls are sweeter and more romantic than Hungarian. Then I fucked her.

After sex I offer to take her to lunch, and I text Slubu to join us. Not wanting to be a 3rd wheel my girl excuses herself, and we kick it over a traditional Polish feast for less than $10. Bros before Poles.

Later in the day, Bellorussian brunette 8 meets me for a day 2 dinner. One of the hottest girls on this trip, but a very, very challenging chick. Shit tests left & right. "How many girls will you sex in Warsaw??". Then, "I will not have sex! I am not whore". About an hour later, we had sex. She was like a wild animal in bed. Bites & scratches all over. No self control. But she wouldn't get naked. She wouldn't even let me see her tits. I kept trying, but she said, "It is my protection. I already say I will not have sex." I'm literally penetrating her like a beast as she says this to me.

Afterwards, without missing a beat, she grabbed her iphone to check her txts. "I will go to club tonight"

Slubu is leaving me for his "Hello...Russia" wing tomorrow. It's with a heavy heart that our bromance must come to an end, but he will be in good company.

I'm going for a hat trick tonight.

Post: #129

En route to Stockholm see y'all players in Tallinn on Tues or Wed.

Post: #130

(08-15-2014 10:25 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  Slubu looks like a slim version of macklemore without the half gay haircut

In that case...I'm jealous of his metabolism then, haha

Post: #131

(08-15-2014 03:09 PM)slubu Wrote:  I tell her I'll wear a condom to which she retorts it's only 70% effective. I have no idea where this idiot is getting these numbers

It's only 70% effective because she knows there's a 30% chance you'd talk her into taking it off.

Post: #132

Arrived at the wedding. There are 74 guests...and 105 bottles of vodka.

Post: #133

Bros before Poles haha.

Post: #134

(08-16-2014 04:11 AM)William Windsor Wrote:  

(08-15-2014 03:09 PM)slubu Wrote:  I tell her I'll wear a condom to which she retorts it's only 70% effective. I have no idea where this idiot is getting these numbers

It's only 70% effective because she knows there's a 30% chance you'd talk her into taking it off.

Its because they buy the cheap Chinese ones.....70% is on the good side with those.

Post: #135

Slubu, which area are you in for the wedding? There's a wedding in Poland I was supposed to go to today too, but alas, work got in the way. Polish wedding is an experience not to be missed, maintain your food intake to keep up with the vodka toasts!

Post: #136

(08-15-2014 10:25 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  Slubu looks like a slim version of macklemore without the half gay haircut

Hah, that actually is a pretty great comparison.

Post: #137

At slavic weddings its a good idea to "purge" the liquid from your stomach every once in a while before it has a chance to absorb into your system. Also eat a little bit constantly.

I love these weddings.

Post: #138

So reading this thread seems like daytime sucks in Hungary and Poland. All about online and getting numbers at night

Post: #139

+1 at the wedding

Post: #140

Day 17

Our last night together and in Warsaw, CR and I head out. Except after trying 9 clubs, we really don't get any traction with anything worth going for. We bid each other farewell and hug it out over our great 17 day journey together. Until next time.

Day 18 - The Polish Wedding

Meet my buddy from last year's trip at the train station. We take a train over to the smaller town outside Warsaw for the wedding, but we don't understand the seating system so we end up losing our seats for a portion of the ride. Finally we arrive and our Polish buddy picks us up and takes us to the hotel.

Wedding ceremony is cool, then we go to the reception back at the hotel. People take turns cautioning us about Polish weddings. "Keep eating" they all say, so as to soak up the excessive amounts of vodka. We have a full meal and take one vodka shot. Two cute girls at our table that are young. One is drinking the other is not. My buddy tells me don't touch them, they are too young (still legal of course). Then another vodka shot. Some of the guys have homemade vodka, so of course we have to go try it. It's actually delicious and incredibly smooth. So now we are alternating between that and another regular vodka shot. We eat more, drink more. Now it gets fuzzy.

We all go outside to smoke a cigarette. Somehow I start talking to this one girl. I wish I remembered more, but I don't. I know we made out outside. I know my hands were all over her. I get her to my room, we fuck, I have no idea if I used a condom or if I even came. Fucking vodka. At least I got hard and penetrated, I do recall that. As we walk downstairs two kids are crying in Polish, they lost their parents. We walk them to the other wedding party and they run to mom and dad. I think we were probably gone for about an hour, but really that is pure speculation as I have no idea. As we walk back into the main ballroom, I get the stare of death from the bride. If this was a cartoon I would have turned to stone. I try to act cool and we walk to the table and get more food. These crazy polish people serve a full dinner 3 separate times during the night to help you stand the vodka.

My buddy is now working one of the young girls at the table. She's 19. They keep dancing like fools and running out to the garden and coming back. Then the Polish cockblocking begins. Some guy who is married comes and talks to my buddy's girl. Won't leave. Finally my buddy goes "hey where's your wife?" and he gets the hint and leaves.

Now I'm sitting with my girl that I fucked. Her sister's husband comes and says it's time to go to bed. Cool whatever. I say goodbye. Next thing I see is him twirling her on the dance floor. Is he trying to fuck her? Probably not considering he's married to her sister. Ahh, the Polish cockblock of course. Jokes on you mister, I already fucked her.

I call it a night and go into my room, take off my suit but put on shorts and a tshirt in case my buddy brings his girl back into the room. My buddy eventually comes back hammered, alone and says he just got a makeout. We pass out, and in the morning he asks me how I even started talking to my girl since she was at a different table. I tell him, then I think where was this girl sitting...she was at the table with the bride and groom. So I guess I banged the maid of honor.

Day 2 of this wedding is today, another party. It's 1:30pm right now, and the bride and groom just walked into our room completely hammered and reeking of vodka. Here we go again.

Post: #141

Day 19 - Polish Wedding Part II

I really love how much these Polish people just love and enjoy life. Wake up and go for the grill part of the party, and here comes the vodka again. I see the girl I banged, she's looking kind of good so I have that little inherent smile going on knowing a banged a cute girl. Everyone keeps asking me if I fucked her, what happened, etc. I know these Polish guys are cockblocks so I say nothing happened, though I do tell my close friend who got married. He laughs and high fives me.

This day was more of a hanging out day and drinking with friends than gaming. Most guests went home except about 30. The vodka kept pouring and pouring and pouring, it is unreal. My buddy who I travel with got so hammered I had to take him home, though he was still trying with the 19yo from the night before. We all made plans to go to the club at night, the nonexistent club, but everyone was toast by 8pm. Wake up the next morning to have breakfast with the husband and wife, they are still hammered. Nonetheless, the bride is dressed up and goes and brings her husband his breakfast. We talk about how that perhaps while Russian girls are hotter, Polish girls are better wives. A point I cannot argue with at this time and given what I had seen. We say our goodbyes and head out. Tallinn here I come.

Post: #142

Day 20:

My first day in Tallinn. Pretty cool city when you get into the Old Town. I walk around and do some grocery shopping but can't figure out where to get a SIM card. I see a noticeable drop in the talent here, but it's only been a few hours. I need some time.

Meet up with a local forum guy at night, we start drinking and searching out various bars. We hit up a lot of bars, nothing really going on except some dirty backpackers. A few cute girls are mixed in, but they are either not receptive or not logistically available. End up at Shooters and start talking to these two Estonian girls from Tartu. The blonde is pretty cute, I'm working her and she is receptive to the touch but won't ask me any personal questions. Not even "where are you from" despite knowing I'm not from Estonia obviously. I find out she has a boyfriend, and eject. I don't need to give some girl entertainment so she can go home and fuck her boyfriend.

We go outside searching for more girls. Do another full lap of all the bars in this town, still nothing but dirty backpackers. Try to get some street action but nothing sticks. After the full lap, we end up back at shooters again and I see two girls taking shots. Bingo. I go over and ask what they are celebrating and they are receptive. The only problem is one of them is pretty damn ugly. I'm talking 2 face, 6 body so we can peg her at a 4. The other one is decently cute, think a very poor man's Milla Jovovich. At this point I've been having a drink at every bar so I'm pretty drunk and start talking with Milla while the new forum buddy is entertaining the 4. I know how to escalate a party, so I get another round of shots for everyone.

The girls now want to dance so we go with them. Milla is a terrible dancer, I'm talking atrocious. She keeps doing the robot moves from Eurotrip but is serious about it. I can't decide whether to laugh or take video but it turns me off. Still she is way better than the 4. I go take a piss, and when I come out the 4 literally jumps at me to make out. ??? Go back to the dance floor and now we are alternating girls, with it eventually becoming the 4 being all over me. She tells me the other girl has a boyfriend. Of course she does.

Now let me pause the story to recount something from earlier in the night. When I went grocery shopping, I didn't really think it through that well. So after accounting for all the alcohol I may need for an afterparty I didn't have much capacity to carry anything else. So the only food I got was eggs, some cold cuts and pickled beets leading to my dinner being...eggs, cold cuts and an unnatural amount of pickled beets. What you ask is wrong with that? Well beets are a form of nature's viagra. Normally this is not a problem and in fact more than welcome. However...

The 4 is grinding on me, kissing me, and fuck me the beets cause me to get hard. And I'm drunk. I keep looking at her face and thinking how ugly she is, and then my dick is telling me shutup and just fuck her. Ughh. In my mind I try to make an objective analysis of the situation which at best was my heavily intoxicated male hamster trying to convince my rational mind that sex is a good idea with this clown faced excuse of a girl. It's now 3:30 a.m., there are no other girls in this city you've walked around for hours, let me touch her breast - not bad, perhaps she gives good head?, what's her ass like let me feel, maybe she has a really smooth and nice vagina...all these thoughts go through my head. She takes me outside and this time when she attacks me I kiss back. With a heavy heart I will tell you RVF this was not my proudest game moment. The decision has been made, I am going to try to fuck her.

We all bounce to another bar and drink another fucking drink. I become less interested in my girl and even embarrassed to be around her. I'm wavering on my decision. I say let's go to everyone, I'm calling it a night if she comes fine if not fine also. We go walk towards my apartment. The 4 and Milla the robotic dancing queen have a discussion and they part. New forum buddy takes Milla to who knows where, hopefully he can bang through her boyfriend resistance. I grab the 4 and we go upstairs. Then I see her in the light, in the quiet of my nicely furnished studio rental. I can't do it. No fucking way. This girl is too ugly. To go from 8s and threeways in Budapest, to banging a cute Polish girl at a wedding, to this is just wrong.

I take off my clothes and get in bed to pass out and tell her she can stay or go if she wants. She says ok and lies down. And then...she jumps up and runs to the bathroom and starts vomiting profusely. Absolutely wonderful. She comes back and lies down again, only to jump up a second later and go for round two. I consider telling her to just leave but despite her lack of aesthetics she was a very nice girl and I'm just not that much of an asshole. I eventually pass out, hating myself for even kissing her and allowing this situation to develop. We wake up in the morning and she is telling me stories about how she couldn't get food at a pub in Scotland one day. I'm hungover as shit and have no idea what she is blabbing about. I can't decide what's more ridiculous, the thought that anyone would care about this story or that I actually made out with a girl this ugly. I also think about how amazingly comfortable this mattress is my rental, though that really has nothing to do with the story.

I look her up and down and try to find one redeeming physical quality. I guess she has a decent ass, but then again we are maxing at a 6 body wise. I'm just looking for justification and there is none. I wish I could press delete on the night but I can't. It's ok, I have another 9 nights here to make up for it. She still won't fucking leave though and asks me if I want to come eat with her. I tell her I'm not leaving my bed. She hangs around, I know she wants me to ask for her number but I won't. "So I guess I'll see you around..." I ask her if she knows how to let herself out and she finally gets the hint and leaves. I make some coffee and message my future Hungarian wife and chat with her, just to feel normal again.

Post: #143

(08-19-2014 04:53 AM)slubu Wrote:  Day 20:

My first day in Tallinn. Pretty cool city when you get into the Old Town. I walk around and do some grocery shopping but can't figure out where to get a SIM card. I see a noticeable drop in the talent here, but it's only been a few hours. I need some time.

Meet up with a local forum guy at night, we start drinking and searching out various bars. We hit up a lot of bars, nothing really going on except some dirty backpackers. A few cute girls are mixed in, but they are either not receptive or not logistically available. End up at Shooters and start talking to these two Estonian girls from Tartu. The blonde is pretty cute, I'm working her and she is receptive to the touch but won't ask me any personal questions. Not even "where are you from" despite knowing I'm not from Estonia obviously. I find out she has a boyfriend, and eject. I don't need to give some girl entertainment so she can go home and fuck her boyfriend.

We go outside searching for more girls. Do another full lap of all the bars in this town, still nothing but dirty backpackers. Try to get some street action but nothing sticks. After the full lap, we end up back at shooters again and I see two girls taking shots. Bingo. I go over and ask what they are celebrating and they are receptive. The only problem is one of them is pretty damn ugly. I'm talking 2 face, 6 body so we can peg her at a 4. The other one is decently cute, think a very poor man's Milla Jovovich. At this point I've been having a drink at every bar so I'm pretty drunk and start talking with Milla while the new forum buddy is entertaining the 4. I know how to escalate a party, so I get another round of shots for everyone.

The girls now want to dance so we go with them. Milla is a terrible dancer, I'm talking atrocious. She keeps doing the robot moves from Eurotrip but is serious about it. I can't decide whether to laugh or take video but it turns me off. Still she is way better than the 4. I go take a piss, and when I come out the 4 literally jumps at me to make out. ??? Go back to the dance floor and now we are alternating girls, with it eventually becoming the 4 being all over me. She tells me the other girl has a boyfriend. Of course she does.

Now let me pause the story to recount something from earlier in the night. When I went grocery shopping, I didn't really think it through that well. So after accounting for all the alcohol I may need for an afterparty I didn't have much capacity to carry anything else. So the only food I got was eggs, some cold cuts and pickled beets leading to my dinner being...eggs, cold cuts and an unnatural amount of pickled beets. What you ask is wrong with that? Well beets are a form of nature's viagra. Normally this is not a problem and in fact more than welcome. However...

The 4 is grinding on me, kissing me, and fuck me the beets cause me to get hard. And I'm drunk. I keep looking at her face and thinking how ugly she is, and then my dick is telling me shutup and just fuck her. Ughh. In my mind I try to make an objective analysis of the situation which at best was my heavily intoxicated male hamster trying to convince my rational mind that sex is a good idea with this clown faced excuse of a girl. It's now 3:30 a.m., there are no other girls in this city you've walked around for hours, let me touch her breast - not bad, perhaps she gives good head?, what's her ass like let me feel, maybe she has a really smooth and nice vagina...all these thoughts go through my head. She takes me outside and this time when she attacks me I kiss back. With a heavy heart I will tell you RVF this was not my proudest game moment. The decision has been made, I am going to try to fuck her.

We all bounce to another bar and drink another fucking drink. I become less interested in my girl and even embarrassed to be around her. I'm wavering on my decision. I say let's go to everyone, I'm calling it a night if she comes fine if not fine also. We go walk towards my apartment. The 4 and Milla the robotic dancing queen have a discussion and they part. New forum buddy takes Milla to who knows where, hopefully he can bang through her boyfriend resistance. I grab the 4 and we go upstairs. Then I see her in the light, in the quiet of my nicely furnished studio rental. I can't do it. No fucking way. This girl is too ugly. To go from 8s and threeways in Budapest, to banging a cute Polish girl at a wedding, to this is just wrong.

I take off my clothes and get in bed to pass out and tell her she can stay or go if she wants. She says ok and lies down. And then...she jumps up and runs to the bathroom and starts vomiting profusely. Absolutely wonderful. She comes back and lies down again, only to jump up a second later and go for round two. I consider telling her to just leave but despite her lack of aesthetics she was a very nice girl and I'm just not that much of an asshole. I eventually pass out, hating myself for even kissing her and allowing this situation to develop. We wake up in the morning and she is telling me stories about how she couldn't get food at a pub in Scotland one day. I'm hungover as shit and have no idea what she is blabbing about. I can't decide what's more ridiculous, the thought that anyone would care about this story or that I actually made out with a girl this ugly. I also think about how amazingly comfortable this mattress is my rental, though that really has nothing to do with the story.

I look her up and down and try to find one redeeming physical quality. I guess she has a decent ass, but then again we are maxing at a 6 body wise. I'm just looking for justification and there is none. I wish I could press delete on the night but I can't. It's ok, I have another 9 nights here to make up for it. She still won't fucking leave though and asks me if I want to come eat with her. I tell her I'm not leaving my bed. She hangs around, I know she wants me to ask for her number but I won't. "So I guess I'll see you around..." I ask her if she knows how to let herself out and she finally gets the hint and leaves. I make some coffee and message my future Hungarian wife and chat with her, just to feel normal again.

In the UK we call that scenario 'bite your arm off'....ie you wake up next to the beast who was a 6 with the effect of excessive alcohol and as your arm is around/under her there is no other option in order to escape the situation.

Post: #144

(08-19-2014 04:53 AM)slubu Wrote:  Day 20:

My first day in Tallinn. Pretty cool city when you get into the Old Town. I walk around and do some grocery shopping but can't figure out where to get a SIM card. I see a noticeable drop in the talent here, but it's only been a few hours. I need some time.

aha your story sounded like one of mine but with a POF girl. I was working in the patch and I gotta tell you.. let her give me a BJ I was THAT bad. Worst kisser of my entire life, and there's been some pretty shit kissers. I kissed a superrrrr shy girl (I was her first kiss ever) and she was even better. I'm talking mouth wide open, panting, rolling around like she was having an epileptic stroke and swinging her tongue like she was trying to lick the bowl of ice cream clean she just finished. Yes, she was chunky..

She gave me a BJ and I was like "So yeah I would have sex but I don't have a condom" "don't worry" she says, "I have some!"

ABORT.

Haha, just glad you had the strength brother!

Post: #145

(08-19-2014 04:53 AM)slubu Wrote:  Day 20:
Now let me pause the story to recount something from earlier in the night. When I went grocery shopping, I didn't really think it through that well. So after accounting for all the alcohol I may need for an afterparty I didn't have much capacity to carry anything else. So the only food I got was eggs, some cold cuts and pickled beets leading to my dinner being...eggs, cold cuts and an unnatural amount of pickled beets. What you ask is wrong with that? Well beets are a form of nature's viagra. Normally this is not a problem and in fact more than welcome. However...

Ya right, blame the poor the beets

Good luck over the next 9 days, but we know you don't need it.

Post: #146

After the stunners I've seen you pulling, the Indiana Jones discovery award is in order for finding the 1 ugly girl in Estonia.

Moral of the story: Just say NO to beet Viagra

I leave you alone for 3 days...

Post: #147

(08-19-2014 04:53 AM)slubu Wrote:  To go from 8s and threeways in Budapest, to banging a cute Polish girl at a wedding, to this is just wrong.

Post: #148

LOL, slubu you are such a great writer

The highs and lows of game... It was going so well for you and CR in Budapest. You could have stayed there and kept riding high, but you chose to venture into the unknown -- sure, it may not work out as well per se, but definitely provides more perspective/growth in the long run. Respect!

Should Tallinn bore you or you burn it to the ground too quickly, Helsinki is an easy 2hours' boat away. Many clubs to rock most nights (even on Sunday!), and the girls are quite liberal.

Post: #149

Slubu would do very well in Romania and even Bulgaria.He should head south.

Post: #150

(08-17-2014 06:28 AM)slubu Wrote:  We all go outside to smoke a cigarette. Somehow I start talking to this one girl. I wish I remembered more, but I don't. I know we made out outside. I know my hands were all over her. I get her to my room, we fuck, I have no idea if I used a condom or if I even came. Fucking vodka. At least I got hard and penetrated, I do recall that. As we walk downstairs two kids are crying in Polish, they lost their parents. We walk them to the other wedding party and they run to mom and dad. I think we were probably gone for about an hour, but really that is pure speculation as I have no idea. As we walk back into the main ballroom, I get the stare of death from the bride.

Guy this is game at a superior level; show up for a wedding and bang the bridesmaid, to the chagrin of the bride. I assume from your post that you didn't know this girl before the wedding