Post: #76

(08-09-2014 02:21 PM)jimukr104 Wrote:  Hungarians aren't Slavs. Hungarians, also known as Magyars .

Thanks. I didn't know that was a thing

(08-09-2014 02:40 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Quote:Women are very reluctant to stop & chat with me.

Is this even after trying both indirect and direct?

Mostly indirect.

Sometimes I do a combination of the 2;

"excuse me! Is there a good cafe around here?"

"Very cool, thanks. You have nice eyes.

Are you italian/swedish/whatever?"

Girls eat it up like candy in some cities. But here they just don't care. They get hit on so much. The local guys approach often. Even the tourists here approach. I see pickup attempts happening all over the city.

I'm sure I would have had a few instadates by now if SLubu wasn't actively corrupting my soul. But the amount of time & effort to get them is high. Plus the nightlife is a lot of fun here.

(08-09-2014 02:48 PM)vanryan Wrote:  Slubu/CR

both you guys have spent time in ukraine and russia. hungarian girls have to be a step down in terms quantity of 9/10s everywhere right? i just can't imagine going to a club like szimpla or instant and being motivated after visiting Ukraine or Russia (i haven't yet)

Not true. 6's & 7's are the norm in most EE cities.

Which high end is hotter? Depends on personal preference. I think it's pretty much a toss up for me.

Although Budapest girls might have bigger tits on average than Ukranian/Russian. It's not uncommon to see a thin girl with a huge rack here. Lord have mercy. Shame these types are always walking with a meat head in tow...

Post: #77

So many girls out tonight. They get hit on ALL the time though. We were just standing next to a group of girls and they got approached twice in 10 minutes...in English.

Alright I had my Disney moment last night. Time to go slut hunting tonight.

Post: #78

Lol Disney moment. I dig that shit good to know that Slubu isn't a total machine. I'll see you guys in Tallinn soon.

Post: #79

Already +1 Slubu way back and had to +1 CR as well. This thread is essentially all I check on RVF right now.

EDIT: Do you guys do anything but hunt women and write up reports? It must be hard to fit everything else in haha.

Post: #80

(08-09-2014 02:48 PM)vanryan Wrote:  Slubu/CR

both you guys have spent time in ukraine and russia. hungarian girls have to be a step down in terms quantity of 9/10s everywhere right? i just can't imagine going to a club like szimpla or instant and being motivated after visiting Ukraine or Russia (i haven't yet)

I don't know, it's a tough call. The more I stay here the more I think these Hungarian girls are up there in terms of quality. The Russia/Ukraine beauty is this supermodelish look, which is wonderful. Here is this striking beauty look, hard to explain.

And like CR said, the number of girls here that are super skinny with delicious tits is really remarkable. It's like witnessing a genetic mutation repeated throughout the city.

Post: #81

(08-10-2014 06:56 AM)HankRearden Wrote:  Already +1 Slubu way back and had to +1 CR as well. This thread is essentially all I check on RVF right now.

EDIT: Do you guys do anything but hunt women and write up reports? It must be hard to fit everything else in haha.

We saw a church a few days ago and walked around the Buda side for lunch.

Post: #82

"Haven't you heard? Hungarian girls are sluts." - Hungarian chick last night

We had some trouble deciding where to go. Every night in Budapest has multiple options, but Saturday was particularly option filled. Plus there were so many sexy woman just hanging out drinking in the central park (Deak square), and walking the streets, you don't actually need to step foot inside a club at all to meet girls.

My earlier power nap attempt failed. Mojo was low. I start feeling twitchy from alcohol widthdrawls. A first for me. I haven't eaten anything. Order a BBQ cheeseburger at the bar for $3.50. The BBQ cheeseburger was money. There are more beautiful young women around than I have capacity to look at. I'm in a hypnotic paralysis from the all the beauty surrounding me. Then I got a "I still wait for you in Moscow my love" text. The whole combination sends me into a mild panic attack for some reason. I try to calm down, and go sit on the bench. While I'm eating, Slubu is drinking his beer, and we're falling in love every 2 minutes at the short dresses and big tit tank tops strutting by. It's all big social groups. Neither of us have our swag up to approach yet.

We decide on the Otkert, Kraft, Bob part of town for the night. On the walk to the club, we stop by a fancy wine bar scene. El Vino I think, near the giant cathedral. Slubu suggests I'll feel better if I have a drink, and he's right. After a few sips, I'm back to my wonderful self. I open the hottest group of girls there. 1 backturns me. The others respond in Hungarian. Stock standard Budapest rejection.

We walk around the big gothic fountain, and I open a redhead & mousy hair brunette. They respond in English English, and we are both turned off instantly. We keep the convo going for 15 minutes, and while they are 7's, we both know we won't be satisfied with English girls tonight. We cut bait.

Walk to 2 model looking brunettes on benches. This time Slubu opens with the cigarette lighter opener, which is actually the best opener here, because it makes it difficult for girls to blow you out without looking like huge bitches in the process. After getting up close, the model looking girls were Transformers. We bail.

Then we met 2 sluts.

Watching them walk was a vision of glory. Both have 7 faces, and 10 bodies. Slender, tall, with tiny waists, good tits, bubble butts, and dressed like whores. With 1 special twist: both wearing naughty librarian glasses. I intercepted them instantly.

Let's call them SpaceCadet, and Slutty13. We chat in the street for 5-10 minutes. Slutty13 & I took a liking to each other immediately. From the word go, she was stroking her hair, and looking down submissively. She says she has a boyfriend, but feels bad because she cheats on him all the time. Right away I can tell she's a pretty fucked up person. "omg I can't believe I'm telling you all of this!" I want to bang her furiously, and gently at the same time.

We bounce with them into the club, and the girls are dancing like ratchets. Slutty13 is grabbing my crotch, but she won't kiss me. "I'm just dancing!".

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For the next 3-4 hours, we alternate between getting raped on the dance floor, and taking smoke breaks outside. Slutty13 reveals that she lost her virginity at 13 years old, to some random middle eastern guy while on vacation with her family. Ever since then, she's been seeking validation from older men. But she still only wants a family and kids with her boyfriend, who is a drug dealer.

SpaceCadet chimes in with stories about their 3somes, the girls they've taken down together, big Nigerian thugs with huge cocks, and much of it while nearly getting caught by her parents. I look over at Slubu, and he's listening to all this with an expression on his face like Don Draper listening to a retarded child recite a grocery list. "They're just trying to get a rise out of us. Bang chance 50/50." he says.

We've invested many, many hours with these girls by now. Dare I say, I connected with Slutty13 emotionally. She's showed me her soul. "I really like you" she says, with submissive shy eyes. By now I've kissed and fingered her on the dancefloor, but her pussy isn't wet...weird. At this point, I want to push for the afterparty. I suggest as much, and she reveals to me that while she acts like a slut in the club, and made out with at least 50 guys recently, she's only boned 4 men in her life. And she's going hiking with her family at 6am.

Outside I tell Slubu we need to push for it now, or cut bait. He agrees. With my arms around slutty13 I announce "I am going to fuck the shit out of you tonight". She says she doesn't believe me. "You are too polite". She asks me why I'm so shy.




I'm doing the calculations in my head, and it doesn't add up. But she says, "I would fuck you, but my friend has to come also, and she's not over her ex". We try to sell SpaceCadet on it, but no go. She pulls Slutty13 back into the club, and she waves goodbye to me with sad eyes.

Slubu finishes his cig, and he suggests I go back in for 1 more try, as she looked like she wanted to leave with me. Not 5 minutes later, I spot them both, and already they're grinding with 3 big Nigerian guys. Slutty13 is making out with 1 of them, while the 2nd is groping her pink dress. I want to make sure she sees me looking, and when she does catch my eye, she gives me a flirty *shrug*.

Not going to lie, it hurt my feelings. Despite being a deeply fucked up person, we got really deep into conversation and eye gazing. She told me she felt so comfortable with me, and "liked me alot". I have no illusions about the type of girl I was dealing with. But I beat myself up over it for a while, blaming my game for not being aggressive enough like the Nigerians now making her into an oreo cookie sandwich.

We bounce to the next club. No wind in my sails. Slubu is drunk off his rocker. He's spitting in fine form, but the receptions are icy.

I break off on my own for a bit, and see a chick I recognize. Fuck me. It's my katie holmes looking village girl I went on a date with earlier in the week! Only she's dancing and making out with a bearded Hungarian guy. It's the SAME GIRL who was up in my apartment 5 days ago. Fooling around with me on my bed, and telling me she's never felt this way before. The same girl who made plans to cook me dinner 3 nights ago, then went radio silence.

That was the nail in the coffin for my night. I recount the story to a random girl smoking outside who I wasn't attracted to. "Haven't you heard? Hungarian girls are sluts". With that, I got a subway sandwich with avocado, and called it a night.

...

Next morning, to my surprise, I have 10 txts and 3 missed calls from Slutty13. She's apologizing for what happened, and she's asking if she can make it up to me tonight...

Post: #83

(08-10-2014 07:23 AM)Courage Reborn Wrote:  Next morning, to my surprise, I have 10 txts and 3 missed calls from Slutty13. She's apologizing for what happened, and she's asking if she can make it up to me tonight...

Post: #84

I don't have much to add to CR's post for Day 11, so I'll just chime in with a few things:

Space Cadet and I were also hitting it off right from the start. After we hooked them from chatting, she asked to lock arms to walk and we were holding hands pretty soon. She grinded the shit out of me for hours. I got a half makeout early on. But that girl could not keep still for more than 1 minute. She really had a spectacular body.

Eventually I got tired of trying with her and just let her roam around and turned to helping CR with his girl. One thing I'm not sure if CR heard but when he gave her the "I'm going to fuck the shit out of you" line and she said she didn't believe him, I told her "you should, I know this guy very well."

On the way home ran into Sourcecode, that was random. A little hungover this afternoon...

Edit: I forgot to write, and something I mentioned to CR last night, in an odd way I'm happy I had a bad night last night. Things were going to well for me over here, so this normalizes things a bit.

Post: #85

Slubu,

How do you guys manage to maintain your energy going out night after night? Based on your massive experience of night-life, for us older cats what would you recommend as the best "kick-starter" to a night if one's energy is lacking. I've recently experimented with lifting weights earlier in the day, followed by power-nap and then "gallons" of energy drinks to prepare for a long night but more often than not by 2am I am too exhausted to game and am almost always just settling for numbers as in my head I get the feeling that i'm about to pass out.

Post: #86

Quote:How do you guys manage to maintain your energy going out night after night?

-Limit alcohol intake
-No caffeine
-Avoid large meals
-Get full night's sleep every night
-Don't masturbate
-Don't have too many orgasms in one night
-During intense game session, power up with sugar drinks (Fanta, Sprite, etc.)

If I don't adhere to the above, I can only do 2 hard nights in a row before I crap out.

Post: #87

(08-10-2014 08:15 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Quote:How do you guys manage to maintain your energy going out night after night?

-Limit alcohol intake
-No caffeine
-Avoid large meals
-Get full night's sleep every night
-Don't masturbate
-Don't have too many orgasms in one night
-During intense game session, power up with sugar drinks (Fanta, Sprite, etc.)

If I don't adhere to the above, I can only do 2 hard nights in a row before I crap out.

A lot of what Roosh said is accurate.

- I do better when I only drink beer,
- I've given up coffee on this trip and amazingly it's working
- No big dinners, this is key. Gorge on lunch if you want
- My schedule is adjusted. I sleep at 5am for 6-7 hours, and sometimes a nap
- I haven't masturbated since February 2013

Because of the last one, I disagree with Roosh on too many orgasms. I'll keep going till I'm shooting blanks or I've rubbed my dick raw. I also don't like sugary drinks, but redbull is a last resort if I can't power through.

And like everything else your body will adjust to it for better or worse. After 4-5 straight days of going out it will become more normal and better for you.

In varying amounts, I've drank every single night of this trip so far. And I don't see a single night off in this month happening.

Post: #88

(08-03-2014 07:28 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  Great reports and stories from Slubu and CR.
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haha..and Slubu is right.. it seems a lot of girls have odd spaced eyes.. either really close together.. or really spaced apart.
I'm about to start writing a book theory on Hungarians being aliens

Hungarians being aliens? Didn't Francis Tapon advance that theory to explain the weirdness of the Hungarians in his book "The Hidden Europe: What Eastern Europeans Can Teach Us?"

If so, you may both be on to something.

Post: #89

im strongly considering writing a parody(but not a parody) book on all of my historical and modern findings and theories supporting my belief that hungarians are not from this planet

Post: #90

CR, thanks so much for the post and the honesty you put into it. Sorry it didn't work you.


But in the middle of this sincere post you drop this line and I can't help but crack up.

(08-10-2014 07:23 AM)Courage Reborn Wrote:  Slubu is drunk off his rocker.

Glad to see two of my favorite posters destroying some part of the world together

Post: #91

So Hungarian girls appear to give bad blowouts, like the ones many complain about in the US. These are not gentle rejections by any stretch. They also appear to be quite scandalous in their behavior. However, they also appear to be pretty hot on average (skinny with big boobs) and likely have that EE femininity going for them, and this is what saves the day and makes it all palatable, or am I wrong?

slubu/CR what is your mental state with respect to these girls and blow outs vs. those you experienced in NYC? Is it the fact that everything is new and you're traveling that's making it all seem better? What do reasonably successful Hungarian men think?

Post: #92

Be careful what you wish for.

Next day. I text slutty13 that yes, she can make it up to me. She offers to meet at a club later in the evening. I'm not interested in playing sentry against another swarm of Nigerians.

I txt her that another club night isn't "making it up to me". On Slubus suggestion, tell her to come over before she goes to the club.

No go. I mentally write her off as a bad debt. But a few hours later she counters with a meet outside. I tell her we will walk to an outdoor pub a block from my apartment, early evening, and she agrees. The game is on.

I go to meet her at the metro station. She's wearing a slutty black dress. She actually looks great.

We sit on a bench. I tell her to keep it real with with. She explains that she didn't go home with the Nigerian guys. She just owed them money, because they were buying her drinks all night a few weeks ago. Said when she got home, she felt terrible, and realized she made a mistake in leaving me.

I don't believe her. But she's looking up at me with big blue anime eyes behind those naughty librarian glasses, and stroking her blonde hair. She asks me to give her 1 more chance, and if we can have a drink. Fine. We go to the bar. I get a ginger ale. She orders a vodka shot. "Why aren't you drinking??". I tell her I don't like drinking. She's feeling self conscious. She's stunned that I'm not drinking.

We talk for another half hour, and I tell her we're going to go back to my place. She tells me she wants to, but she "can't because she isn't drunk". I tell her I don't like how she got out of control when she's drunk. She says she "can't because I might be really mad at her, and kill her once upstairs". I tell her I did want to kill her, but now we're going to settle for a spanking. She laughs, but then tells me the 3rd reason; "my boyfriend comes home tomorrow" I tell her to break up with him. She laughs and agrees. Last comes the 4th reason; "I can't because...I'm scared that I'll fall in love with you." I didn't respond. I just took her hand, and led her to my place.

We go upstairs. We fool around, but she won't take off her dress. I get resistance for hours. Total no-go. "I've never done it like this before". I don't know what she means. "Don't you want to come to the club with me & SpaceCadet (pictured in previous post)?"

I'm considering going for a BJ, but then SpaceCadet calls her. They talk in Hungarian for 10 minutes. I ask her what she said. "SpaceCadet said I should just fuck you". And with that approval, we did.

The sex was incredibly intimate. She felt like the most innocent 19 y/o non-virgin I'd ever had. "I've never had sober sex". Even with her boyfriend. She was always drunk or high. BJ effort & technique was average.

Slubu & Sourcecode are at Szimpla, our usual spot. I want to join them, but I'm charmed by Slutty13's sensitive side. I'm thinking to change her name. She pitches me Morrisons again. 5 floors of debauchery. I say no. Then I get a brilliant idea. I say, "we should have a 3some". She says, "you do? Okay. With who?". I tell her we can find a girl at Szimpla. She agrees, and we get dressed.

On the way out the door she says, "would you like to have sex with me & SpaceCadet"? This night is getting more & more interesting.

She's dressed differently than the usual hostel & flip flop crowd, so when we arrive at Szimpla, dudes are checking her out left & right. Already annoying. Catch up with Slubu & Sourcecode running game on 2 Turkish chicks. One of them with natural blonde hair. Wtf?

To lure our prospective 3rd girl, Slutty13 & I buy the fanciest bottle of Champaign available at the bar; for $15

I point out a few potential girls, but she disapproves all except the hottest ones. I go holler at them, but none are down for a 3some tonight. Slutty13 tells me "I might get a little jealous. We should just do it with my friend". She calls SpaceCadet. They talk in Hungarian again for 10 minutes. I ask what she said. "She says you're a jerk for fucking me and trying to go for a 3some right afterwards".

Eventually we catch up with her at Instant. My dreams of a Hungarian 3some were quickly squelched, because as soon as we enter, SpaceCadet is being bought drinks and grinded on by 2 big Nigerians. I don't know where these guys come from. They only come out at night to snipe. I never see them during the day. They introduce themselves to me. "We're from London. We're bankers. We work at Barclay's." in thick Nigerian accents. Do the girls actually believe this bullshit?

I must have had a salty look on my face, because one of them asked me, "do you have a problem with a black man buying your girls a drink?". I tell Slutty13 I'm leaving. She wants to stay and party with them. I tell her that's fine, but I'm going to sleep. She doesn't understand why I won't party and drink, and dance. I tell her "I'm not that guy." She pleads to just sit and talk. I do this, and she decides she wants to go home with me again. "I think I could love you". But she has to get blasted. I'm completely turned off by her behavior, and at this point I just want to hate fuck her.

Back at my apartment, she's a sloppy mess. She goes into full disclosure. Anorexia, manic depression, drug addiction, multiple suicide attempts, abusive family. She goes on for a full hour telling me the craziest stories you've ever heard. You name it, this chick has it, or has done it at 19. Finally she's out of talking energy and says "...do you still want to fuck me?"

I check the label to see if I have any condoms that are extra strength. She sees me take one out, and asks "Will you fuck me without a condom?" After telling her "no chance" a half dozen times, I stick my dick in crazy 1 last time.

In the morning she wakes me up, and picks a fight for not saying goodbye. She leaves to meet her boyfriend at the train station. Hours later, she apologizes over text with love hearts. I won't be txting back.


Reflecting on the day, this was one of the weirder experiences I've had. Every day in Budapest has been totally different though. Carpe diem.

Post: #93

The fact that you are guys are getting these results in a watered down local talent pool with many university students potentially back home in their smaller towns around August is no small feat.....

Read about many great accomplishments on RVF...yet this one seriously goes down in the record books...

Post: #94

This thread is getting epic by the day. The first thing I check everyday with my morning coffee

Slubu and CR, how long will you be in BUD? I'll be there Aug 14-18 and would love to go out together. Feel free to PM

Post: #95

(08-11-2014 10:07 PM)Courage Reborn Wrote:  To lure our prospective 3rd girl, Slutty13 & I buy the fanciest bottle of Champaign available at the bar; for $15


Carpe diem.

I wonder if you're onto something here

1. Go to Szimpla dressed in slack and a nice button down - Carry small bucket
2. Buy 2-3 bottle of 15 dollar champagne.
3. Push people out the way and gain and empty table.
4. Light cigarette and play baller game at one of the trashiest bars in the city
5. Fuck the groupies that come to the table

Post: #96

(08-12-2014 05:55 AM)camford Wrote:  This thread is getting epic by the day. The first thing I check everyday with my morning coffee

Slubu and CR, how long will you be in BUD? I'll be there Aug 14-18 and would love to go out together. Feel free to PM

We're leaving tomorrow for Warsaw.


Yesterday I had 2 new dates from tinder. The first was a bad date. She looked good, but she kept asking me if I was tired, or if I wanted to leave. Some girls energy just doesn't mesh with me. I don't know why. I notice this happens to me with girls who have high energy levels. I'm too chill for them. Or they're expecting a friend thing, and my eyes are saying otherwise, and they make awkward small talk without being able to let go.

2nd date 2 hours later. Arranged to meet her outside the metro. This one wore a brown sundress. Brown eyes, long brown hair. Another average, but pretty alien face. Slender body. Nice small & perky boobs.

Slubu scheduled his future ex-hungarian wife for the same time as mine. Funny to see him meet up with his girl in the same place as me, at the same time.

We walk our separate ways. Suprise; my girl is from a village in Transylvania. 3rd or 4th girl I've met from there. Dracula must have gotten around. She's doing doctor rotations at a local hospital. Has come a long way. Very shy & quiet type. After such an insane previous day, it was refershing to be with a normal girl again. Within about 2 minutes, my girl & I were holding hands.

We walk around for maybe 30 minutes, and she's keeping her body very close to me. She's following my every step, and hanging on every word. I go on autopilot, and without much more words, just take her to my apartment. It was a risky move. I'm not sure why I made such a gamble, in hindsight. Budapest is a land of plenty, so I guess I don't care if this 1 doesn't work out.

I walk inside, and she hesitates, and just stares at me. I stare back. A moment later, she comes inside. It doesn't take long for her dress to come off. I couldn't see before, but she has a fantastic waist to hip ratio. Like a supermodel. Not an ounce of extra fat on her either.

Meet to bang time under 45 minutes. We go at it twice. I get a txt from Slubu that he's finishing with his chick, and he's downstairs. It sounds bad, but I'd rather meet him than hang around with brunette all night, so I get dressed, and to my joy she follows suit.

Catch up with Slub. We holler walk and holler at a few street sets, but nothing sticks. I have new sex swag, so by the time we get to DiVino, I'm able to open the 2 hottest girls there with ease, and get a huge opening.

I'm meeting that girl now for the day 2, so I have to cut this story short.

Post: #97

All the stories you guys had in such a short amount of time...

Post: #98

I need to go to Budapest, you guys are killing it.

Post: #99

(08-12-2014 06:19 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  

(08-11-2014 10:07 PM)Courage Reborn Wrote:  To lure our prospective 3rd girl, Slutty13 & I buy the fanciest bottle of Champaign available at the bar; for $15


Carpe diem.

I wonder if you're onto something here

1. Go to Szimpla dressed in slack and a nice button down - Carry small bucket
2. Buy 2-3 bottle of 15 dollar champagne.
3. Push people out the way and gain and empty table.
4. Light cigarette and play baller game at one of the trashiest bars in the city
5. Fuck the groupies that come to the table

Hmmmm. I'd wear a suit if it wasn't so damn hot here everyday.

Post: #100

Weather in warsaw will be cooler for the rest of the week.