Post: #226

beltoforion: I know Soup had a letdown on his one armed girl but I think you've still got the upper hand on yours.

You've wasted a lot of time already with this girl so it's up to you whether it's worth it or not.

My advice when they REALLY are "holding out for a relationship" is this: Unfortunately it is a two step process but sometimes the first step can be left out.

1st step (ie preferably 1st date): Get them to a place where you could fuck them like your bed, car parked somewhere at night, laying on the beach at night, etc, but then don't escalate physically (too much) but escalate verbally.

This way you take the power away from them, they are wondering if you want them or not, and know that next time they are going to have to win you over or you might leave.

2nd: next time you meet take her on a "adventure" or do something "romantic" and then at the end get her drunk / (or smoke weed) and fuck her.

Tell her whatever she needs to hear whether it's "I'll be good to you" "I'm not a player" "I don't usually do this" "we have such a connection" or whatever.

Note: I don't just mean any girl who says she wants a relationship, etc. I know this is a contrary view to many on here but if you leave a lasting impression at first, and calibrate correctly you can get most of these girls to fuck you on the second or 3rd meet. Sometimes it's worth it, sometimes not.

Post: #227

This chick has way too much baggage. Unless she loses that other arm she'll never let go.

Post: #228

(06-04-2013 11:36 AM)soup Wrote:  Here's the real question:

Would you rather bang that chick with out her arm, or a fattie?

I think we'd all agree on the same answer, and that speaks multitudes about just how wrong being fat is.

She better not show up and be a SIF.

Hot chick with one arm. Hands down.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #229

Have a 3 some with her and have her stub fuck a bitch.

Post: #230

Guess what?

She texted me today and wants to hang sometime.

I've got a full plate this week, but maybe we'll get together. These women want so much from me.. I've got only two hands, ladies..

I actually told her that I'd prefer a cute chick with an arm missing to a fattie. I'm doing god's work here- someone get me the nobel peace prize for players haha

However, I did hint that she was a little more overweight than her pictures, but I went on to say that I don't think she's fat because I believe fat is also a state of mind of cynicism, and that she was just going through a phase.

Post: #231

This thread took a crazy turn

But im still going to try to track down my one armed girl and bang her.
Ive asked around and I found out where she likes to hang out

Post: #232

(08-06-2013 04:24 PM)soup Wrote:  Guess what?

She texted me today and wants to hang sometime.

I've got a full plate this week, but maybe we'll get together. These women want so much from me.. I've got only two hands, ladies..

I actually told her that I'd prefer a cute chick with an arm missing to a fattie. I'm doing god's work here- someone get me the nobel peace prize for players haha

I thought you didn't want to hang with her again? Or is this a different girl? I didn't read the whole thread.

By the way, I actually think there's a good chance she'll find this thread someday. Roosh forum used to come up for me with a lot of searches about random topics before I came here and got addicted.

I mean, think about it. What do you think a woman with one arm Googles about when she's feeling insecure?

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #233

Are there that many one armed chicks? If so, I've got to hand it to you guys, this is a brand new game angle that needs exploited.

Post: #234

(08-06-2013 04:30 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(08-06-2013 04:24 PM)soup Wrote:  Guess what?

She texted me today and wants to hang sometime.

I've got a full plate this week, but maybe we'll get together. These women want so much from me.. I've got only two hands, ladies..

I actually told her that I'd prefer a cute chick with an arm missing to a fattie. I'm doing god's work here- someone get me the nobel peace prize for players haha

I thought you didn't want to hang with her again? Or is this a different girl? I didn't read the whole thread.

By the way, I actually think there's a good chance she'll find this thread someday. Roosh forum used to come up for me with a lot of searches about random topics before I came here and got addicted.

I mean, think about it. What do you think a woman with one arm Googles about when she's feeling insecure?

Maybe.

Whatever, I have no beef with her. She's actually doing pretty well for herself. Shit- she's making a lot more money than I am..

Keep in mind- I rated her as like a 7 or 8 before I found about her arm. She kept blowing me off.

I was actually more peeved that she seemed to have put on some weight compared to her photos.

She's got a good attitude, albeit dealing with a lot shit, but who isn't.

I think she's got better things to do with her time than google one-arm stuff.

All corny hand jokes aside- I actually didn't really notice or care so much about it. Some people have strong personalities regardless or in spite of their difficulties.

I took a pic of her because I got worried because she was having like an emotional breakdown in my apartment.

This is the risk you run when you bring strangers back to your house. I've had girls freak out with diabetic fits etc. I've seen the whole gamut.

Post: #235

I know a lot has happened in this thread--including some good and some not-so-good arm puns--but I've seen not one, but two, girls missing parts of their arms in the last, say, two weeks. This is very strange, since I'm certain this wasn't something I was seeing very often before.

One was missing just a hand at the wrist. The other--a girl I've seen a few other times--was missing her arm at the elbow. Both were otherwise cute. The hand girl, who looked very athletic, was with a gaggle of chicks and I wasn't in the mood to go approach a whole group. The other one, I'm certain I'll run into again at some point.

If anything ever happens with one of these girls, I'll be certain to post it in this thread.

Post: #236

(07-23-2013 11:51 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  My experience was bad with one of these bishes. One night me and my boy were at a high end event. I was fucked up! and looking to score. He pointed at a chick in the corner and said she was hot and looking to put out. In my drunken stupor, I approached without fear cause I was on point.

Stood face to face caveman style, reached in my pants, grabbed her one arm and shoved my whole load in. Nothing happened so I yanked that stub to get a reaction, and her eyes lit up!. Thought things were going well, but she shut me down and didn't put out. Was so pissed I kicked the shit outta her. Security was called. Almost went to jail.

True story.

   

Post: #237

I'm not sure how much of this thread I believe. I did get a poster signed by Bethany Hamilton (pro surfer who still surfs despite losing her entire arm to a shark attack) recently. She's kind of cute, moreso in person. I mean, if she can swim and surf with only one arm, imagine what she could do with my board.

Surf's Up!

Post: #238

too lazy to read the subsequent developments so i'm just gonna answer the original post.

you should not have a moral dilemma over this, though it may be your first instinct to. if it were 1993, fine, but no, it's 2013. think about it, this girl's an online dating girl just like the others. messages are pouring in for her and her pickyness and her hunger for the most prime cock are as high as can be, as if the deformity didn't even matter. she evokes sympathy yet likely gives none of her own in rejecting dozens upon dozens of decent men. her wanting to get with you is her hubris. so either tell her to get with a guy on her level, or just pump and dump for the story/lulz.

Post: #239

Gents: I'm bumping this hoary thread to share my own amputee story.

This is some fifteen years ago in the States, at a time when I did a bit of online gaming on one of the dating sites that was big then. One day I matched with a 21-year-old stunner. From the pics, easily an 8 if not a 9 -- smooth pink skin, long auburn hair, bright green eyes, bursting (strangely muscular) rack. And surprisingly, she had quite a decent personality. We set up a date to chill out at a bar I knew with good live music, but the only hitch was that I had to pick her up at her place: On this point she was insistent.

Saturday night rolls around and I drive over, knock at the door. Her father -- a rather imposing figure with a military bearing -- answers and lets me in.

"Wait here. I'll go upstairs and get Jennifer."

A minute later the father comes walking down the stairs carrying his daughter in his arms. Fuuuuuck! She has *no legs.* I'd find out later that she lost them both in a childhood accident.

Half tempted to turn and just walk out, I somehow maintained my composure and decided right then to do the decent human thing. Dad hands her over to me, I carry her out to the car, and go ahead with the date just as planned. We actually had a damn good time once I got used to the whole situation! But -- from the beginning I decided I wasn't going to go for the bang. It was just too damn weird to get my mind around: Fucking a chick with no legs?

The night wears on and it's time to go. I carry her back out to the car, buckle her in to the passenger seat, and set out for her house. A few miles out from her town, on a quiet unlit stretch of rural road, she suddenly breaks the silence: "Please stop. Stop right here."

I pull the car onto the shoulder of the road. Puzzled, I turn to face her.

"I want you to fuck me," she says flatly.

Stammering, I try to reply but she cuts me off. "Look, I don't get out much. And you're a great guy. I really would like you to fuck me now. Please."

From my face she must have read the confusion about exactly the best way to go about this. She pointed to an oak tree beside the car. At a height just a bit higher than my shoulders, a thick branch extended out from the trunk, parallel to the ground. Whoa, this just might work, I thought...

And indeed it did! She grasped the branch with both her arms (which were very muscular) and dangled there; I stood straight and it was perfect a match for insertion. I grabbed her hips and swung her back and forth, in and out, ... It was actually wild. Unfortunately I couldn't finish in her mouth, but I pulled out and shot a huge wad into the dirt at the base of the tree.

We cleaned up and I drove her the rest of the way home. Her father was waiting. When I handed her over in the living room, he said, "Wait here."

Oh shit... does he suspect something? This man could tear my scrawny body limb from limb. The two sides of the fight/flight instinct perfectly cancelled each other out and I froze, while he carried his daughter upstairs to her room and then returned.

"Thanks for bringing her home," he says.

"Whaaa, waa, well of cour..," I'm just stammering. I can't get the words out to express my mind: What the hell do you mean? Naturally I'd bring her home!

He interjects: "Most guys just leave her hanging from the tree."

Post: #240

(05-21-2015 02:01 PM)Tokyo Joe Wrote:  Gents: I'm bumping this hoary thread to share my own amputee story.

This is some fifteen years ago in the States, at a time when I did a bit of online gaming on one of the dating sites that was big then. One day I matched with a 21-year-old stunner. From the pics, easily an 8 if not a 9 -- smooth pink skin, long auburn hair, bright green eyes, bursting (strangely muscular) rack. And surprisingly, she had quite a decent personality. We set up a date to chill out at a bar I knew with good live music, but the only hitch was that I had to pick her up at her place: On this point she was insistent.

Saturday night rolls around and I drive over, knock at the door. Her father -- a rather imposing figure with a military bearing -- answers and lets me in.

"Wait here. I'll go upstairs and get Jennifer."

A minute later the father comes walking down the stairs carrying his daughter in his arms. Fuuuuuck! She has *no legs.* I'd find out later that she lost them both in a childhood accident.

Half tempted to turn and just walk out, I somehow maintained my composure and decided right then to do the decent human thing. Dad hands her over to me, I carry her out to the car, and go ahead with the date just as planned. We actually had a damn good time once I got used to the whole situation! But -- from the beginning I decided I wasn't going to go for the bang. It was just too damn weird to get my mind around: Fucking a chick with no legs?

The night wears on and it's time to go. I carry her back out to the car, buckle her in to the passenger seat, and set out for her house. A few miles out from her town, on a quiet unlit stretch of rural road, she suddenly breaks the silence: "Please stop. Stop right here."

I pull the car onto the shoulder of the road. Puzzled, I turn to face her.

"I want you to fuck me," she says flatly.

Stammering, I try to reply but she cuts me off. "Look, I don't get out much. And you're a great guy. I really would like you to fuck me now. Please."

From my face she must have read the confusion about exactly the best way to go about this. She pointed to an oak tree beside the car. At a height just a bit higher than my shoulders, a thick branch extended out from the trunk, parallel to the ground. Whoa, this just might work, I thought...

And indeed it did! She grasped the branch with both her arms (which were very muscular) and dangled there; I stood straight and it was perfect a match for insertion. I grabbed her hips and swung her back and forth, in and out, ... It was actually wild. Unfortunately I couldn't finish in her mouth, but I pulled out and shot a huge wad into the dirt at the base of the tree.

We cleaned up and I drove her the rest of the way home. Her father was waiting. When I handed her over in the living room, he said, "Wait here."

Oh shit... does he suspect something? This man could tear my scrawny body limb from limb. The two sides of the fight/flight instinct perfectly cancelled each other out and I froze, while he carried his daughter upstairs to her room and then returned.

"Thanks for bringing her home," he says.

"Whaaa, waa, well of cour..," I'm just stammering. I can't get the words out to express my mind: What the hell do you mean? Naturally I'd bring her home!

He interjects: "Most guys just leave her hanging from the tree."

So Soup.. What happened!?

Post: #241

Just read this thread for the first time. Couldn't help but notice the number of women missing left hands. I guess they're All-right now.

Post: #242

(05-21-2015 02:28 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  So Soup.. What happened!?

Soup hasn't posted here in the better part of a year, bud.

Post: #243

A little story on the reverse side: I used to play in a band when I was just out of high school. The drummer was a much older dude, in his 40s, pretty much all ignorant redneck. He had a story about working as a truck driver and one time down south he was hauling a big load that required a flag truck. He stopped in a motel one night where he had to share a room with the guy driving the flag truck. They went to a bar and the other guy picked up this total warpig in the bar - just everything you can imagine: fat, ugly, drunk. They all go back to the room and the chick and the other guy get into it on their bed. The drummer guy is laying on his bed trying to ignore them and the chick is trying to get him to join in but he's having none of it. Redneck or not, he had standards.

The next day, he asks the guy why he'd fuck a pig like that. His excuse was that his wife was a double amputee and he missed having a pair of legs wrapped around him.

For some reason in college there were a bunch of chicks with birth defects. There were 2 girls with some sort of hip issue - their hips wouldn't stay locked together so when they walked, their hips were all over the place. In drunk moments I'd always think they'd be fun to fuck for some reason. Never did it though. There was another girl who was really cute, but her left arm ended at the elbow. There was like this vestigal hand there with a bit of a middle finger sticking out of her elbow. That was a damn tragedy. Her face was really cute.

Post: #244

(05-21-2015 04:58 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(05-21-2015 02:28 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  So Soup.. What happened!?

Soup hasn't posted here in the better part of a year, bud.

Shit stopped just short of 11,000 posts. Curious...

Post: #245

(06-03-2013 10:44 PM)Ziltoid Wrote:  If things were reversed, and you were the one missing the arm, how charitable do you think she'd be?

A good friend of mine is missing part of his arm, and I guarantee that he has slept with more women than 99% of guys on this forum. It doesn't stop him from getting laid.

As for the chick with 1 arm, one time I fucked a girl in Sweden who was missing half of her arm. It was fucked up. I guess I was desperate at the time. Surprisingly she was a good lay though. Once was enough for me...

Post: #246

Soup bounced over to the CMQ forum to become a mod I believe. I think that's why he doesn't post here anymore.

Post: #247

On one hand you have a bucket list to check, on the other... Well, there is no other.

Post: #248

If she is attractive with a disability. Why not? She has a right to be fucked just like any other bitch out there.

I fucked a disabled chick on the side for 3 years, average 2 times a week at work. Her pussy worked fine and because of her disability was extra eager to please. No holes barred. Positions are a bit limited though because of the disability.

Surprisingly according to her, she gets hit on very often even though she got like a severe limp from one leg being slightly shorter.

If she is attractive or just for the notch/story. i say go for it.

Post: #249

^ No holes barred. Nice.

Post: #250

waiting for soup to update