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#safetytipsforladies - proves ladies have bad jokes
http://jezebel.com/5992329/women-take-ov...socialflow

Quote:Oh, cool. Some very helpful person went on Twitter and, out of the goodness of their hearts, started giving out advice to women on the best ways for us to go about our days un-raped and tagging their know-how with #safetytipsforladies.

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Luckily, the women of Twitter took over something dumb and made it into something awesome. #safetytipsforladies has been co-opted.

Yes they sure did! Scrolling past the "best ones" posted on Jezebell I was wondering why I did not find any even remotely funny, so I just assumed it was the loser writers there. So I scroll to the live on-line feed it was more of the same... sigh.

Watch in real time as Women try to be funny!
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03-27-2013 04:39 AM
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RE: #safetytipsforladies - proves ladies have bad jokes
They make it seem like they have absolutely no way of bumping up their own accountability to not get raped.

That's the only joke I got out of it.

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03-27-2013 04:45 AM
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Yeah, for all their talk about being "empathetically aware of social issues", "emotionally adept", "possessing an intuitive social fluidity" and all that fluffy nonsense, they crack jokes like German aspies and are as funny as childhood cancer.
03-27-2013 04:48 AM
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Why should I listen to tips about not getting robbed? People should be telling robbers not to rob!

Why should they teach me how not to get sick? they should focus on telling diseases not to infect me!

Their "logic" is as dumb as shit.
03-27-2013 05:12 AM
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Change your identity to male. Men don't get raped.

Gender's just a social construct, right guys?

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03-27-2013 05:15 AM
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Not to split hairs, but I don't think the women on that Twitter account were trying to be funny per se. I think they were trying to be snarky and sarcastic, the two only emotional modes known by any female who frequents Jezebel.
03-27-2013 07:36 AM
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(03-27-2013 07:36 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  Not to split hairs, but I don't think the women on that Twitter account were trying to be funny per se. I think they were trying to be snarky and sarcastic, the two only emotional modes known by any female who frequents Jezebel.

Women think snarky and sarcastic are funny.

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Women think snarky and sarcastic are funny.
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My thoughts exactly
03-27-2013 08:41 AM
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Any sentence that begins "Women think" is not going to end well.
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I don't see how suggesting that women should consider that maybe there are other people in the world and that maybe they will objectively view a certain situation differently from how they do is tantramar to 'Men wanting to keep us girls in our place', but I was also not born with a meal-ticket between my legs and told from infancy that I'm everything good and well in the world and that none of the bad things that befall me in my life will in any way be my own fault.

Give me 48 hours with a vagina of my own, drop me in America and watch me set myself up for the next ten years.
03-27-2013 12:17 PM
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