Post: #51

(11-15-2012 07:46 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-15-2012 07:41 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(11-15-2012 07:29 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-15-2012 07:23 PM)Moma Wrote:  el mech, will a very tanned Brit with Nigerian currency do well in DR with bad Spanish and ehhh French?

Wrong side of the island my brother.

you saying I will kill it in Haiti?

Yes. We should go

Just say when.

Post: #52

(11-16-2012 12:14 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(11-15-2012 07:46 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-15-2012 07:41 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(11-15-2012 07:29 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-15-2012 07:23 PM)Moma Wrote:  el mech, will a very tanned Brit with Nigerian currency do well in DR with bad Spanish and ehhh French?

Wrong side of the island my brother.

you saying I will kill it in Haiti?

Yes. We should go

Just say when.

I might make Ali drive me there to the border and scope it out on Tuesday. How would you even be able to figure that place out?

Post: #53

(11-16-2012 12:20 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I might make Ali drive me there to the border and scope it out on Tuesday. How would you even be able to figure that place out?

I'd just go there and say I am Nigerian and watch them scatter like roaches.

Post: #54

        I have been to the Haiti border. I don't think you guys want to go there. Its dirty.

I have a friend who is a rich Haitian. He should me some pictures of where the rich people vacation and party and wow!!!

Post: #55

It looks like the river near the Beardsley zoo in Bridgeport CT in the summer. Any Bridgeport players in the house?? I'll be right at home there.

Patron explain the border situation and do you want to go/take me?

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Only picture I can find

Post: #56

(11-16-2012 01:35 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  It looks like the river near the Beardsley zoo in Bridgeport CT in the summer. Any Bridgeport players in the house?? I'll be right at home there.

Patron explain the border situation and do you want to go/take me?

Wait for me!!

Post: #57

The trip is starting off on the right foot. Went into the admirals club and got comped some drink tickets. Then some girl comes up to me and just hands me a bunch more drink tickets and her number. I'd give her a 5 but she passes the boner test. Spoke to Ali for the first time. He's gonna be there when I get in. Spoke to several girls on skype while here in the club so far. Matt Leblanc was sitting behind me so I'd point it out to the girls and then act like I was leaning over and they'd see him. They all started clapping excitedly. So funny. DHV in the wierdest way possible.

Post: #58

(11-16-2012 09:57 PM)Fisto Wrote:  The trip is starting off on the right foot. Went into the admirals club and got comped some drink tickets. Then some girl comes up to me and just hands me a bunch more drink tickets and her number. I'd give her a 5 but she passes the boner test. Spoke to Ali for the first time. He's gonna be there when I get in. Spoke to several girls on skype while here in the club so far. Matt Leblanc was sitting behind me so I'd point it out to the girls and then act like I was leaning over and they'd see him. They all started clapping excitedly. So funny. DHV in the wierdest way possible.

Matt LeBlanc, the guy from Friends?

Post: #59

(11-16-2012 09:58 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(11-16-2012 09:57 PM)Fisto Wrote:  The trip is starting off on the right foot. Went into the admirals club and got comped some drink tickets. Then some girl comes up to me and just hands me a bunch more drink tickets and her number. I'd give her a 5 but she passes the boner test. Spoke to Ali for the first time. He's gonna be there when I get in. Spoke to several girls on skype while here in the club so far. Matt Leblanc was sitting behind me so I'd point it out to the girls and then act like I was leaning over and they'd see him. They all started clapping excitedly. So funny. DHV in the wierdest way possible.

Matt LeBlanc, the guy from Friends?

Yeah. Pretty funny. He's got grey hair now but looks exactly the same. These girls all remember friends.

Post: #60

And you dickheads stop talking about Haiti.

Post: #61

Oh god. I don't mean to be a negative nancy but I spotted this fine ass girl with green eyes. My instincts KNEW she was going to santo Domingo. Keep in mind I have to fly from LA to Houston to Miami to SD. I just started speaking to her in my shot Spanish, then I bet you're going to Sanyo Domingo aren't you. "omg how'd you know???". She must be 19. She's sitting 2 rows behind me. Going to try and game her without wearing it out. Also used kick boxers method of building repoire with the flight attendant to get comped drinks. Why is this negative you ask? Because its starting out so badass!!!

Post: #62

That Dominican girl may just be trying to steal your wi-fi. Watch her!

Post: #63

Fucking hell. I almost made RVF history. So I step on the plane and get the eye from the stewardess. I step into her little service area and let the person behind me past. She tells me about how long her day has been, I tell her how long mine is going to be. She asks me what my plan is. " to drink myself to sleep". She laughs and I go to my seat. I'm trying kick boxers technique to get comped drinks on the flight. Well the girl is working 1st class and some guy is servicing the rest of the plane. Dammit I think. He asks me what I want. "just a water" he looks at me funny "I thought you were getting drunk?". Well ok I say, I'll have a bourbon. They don't have any but he just drops 3 little bottles of glenlivet 12 in my lap. Sweet. I'm about halfway through and the girl just comes and sits next to me. We're talking and it's just full on obvious she wants to get fucked. " my flight doesn't leave until 6am" she just looks at me coyly "then we should hang out" long story short I was supposed to meet her and ride the shuttle to the Marriott wait for her to text me, then go up to her room but I went to the wrong fucking shuttle area! She wasn't anything special but she had a cute face and like I said, it was a historical moment. I haven't even arrived yet and I'm operating like aliblahba already! Good news is that it reminded me to tighten up my logistics. I didn't have her number and I'm sure she thought I blew her off.

Post: #64

Just chatted up the young girl. That's out. She's a sophomore in HS. Cute as hell though. I may meet her father, he's in some kind of export business in SD.

Post: #65

First impressions Fisto?

Post: #66

Ali just got here. I want to bang the fuck out of every girl I see.

Post: #67

Talent at the airport? Go have some pizzarelli

Post: #68

Well, last night didn't go well.... I became the character from House exactly. I did the SAME as the first time I met patron. He lectured me, and I passed it onto fisto. I owe him an apology.

Post: #69

^ Break it down more please. Or lets hear Fisto's version.

Post: #70

Haha I'll be there in a couple hours

Post: #71

You guys are stressing me the fuck out.

Post: #72

Last night was pretty fucking funny.

Ali and I went to a place for dinner called Adrian Tropical in Malecon and met these two girls. One of which I had pipelined off badoo. She was twenty with a great ass. She brought her 17 year old, braces wearing sister and Ali was not having any of it. Both were texting on their phones and I told them they were being rude and they toned it down. By the end of the date Ali finally started being charming with Threes Company game and I was kissing my girl. She was telling me "You're fast." This chick is in the bag if I want it I'm pretty sure. I just need to get her alone. I don't know if I will since we are only here in SD a couple days and I've got hotter prospects. I bought dinner since I wanted to take Ali to eat and I didn't mind paying for these two girls. Unfortunately Ali was irritated and didn't feel like eating haha

This other chick I want to fuck the hell out of invited us to dinner so Ali negotiated a cab price and we went and met her. She was looking fucking great and was with two friends. A girl that at first glance was cute but on second glance had a smoking body. The other was a guy who turned out to be genuinely nice. By this point Ali had been drinking all day without anything to eat and I could tell trouble was afoot when he switched from English and started speaking Spanish. To me. haha.

The girl I was gaming has been my favorite off Badoo and also the most difficult to get to agree to meet me. She's 21, studying acting in college and really just has a huge pair of perfect tits and a gorgeous ass. Her face is pretty. Ali thinks she looks like Sandra Bullock. Anyway, she was being pretty reserved and with my nonexistent spanish it was tough to interact but I made up for it by speaking with the guy Eddie. I bought a bottle of California wine and when the bill came I just decided it would be gracious to pay for everything rather than worry about separating it. Eddie later came and tried to pay me but I refused.

We left the restaurant to go to a club. Everyone was pretty buzzed especially Ali. He was convinced that if we got into Eddies late model SUV that we would be robbed. I was a little worried the others would take offense to our not to subtle conversation but they stayed politely quiet and I convinced Ali to get into the car.

We went to the club and the door guy initially wouldn't let the other girl in because she looks young and had no ID. I convinced the guy to let her in and Ali took it upon himself to take the doorman's side after he agreed to let her in. haha. Again I had to convince Ali to come in and have fun in the club. I bought a bottle at a table and we kept drinking. My girl was still being kind of bitchy so I decided to switch tactics. Earlier when Ali and I were waiting for the first set of girls, some chick just comes up to me and hands me her number. I had it in my pocket and so I went to the bathroom and when I came back I just handed my girl the number and told eddie some girl gave it to me on my way to the bathroom. This made her jealous but she didn't do anything. About 5 minutes later I walked around the club and got a few numbers and came back and handed those to her too. This time she responded by jumping on me and kissing me. I have no idea how I came up with this tactic or why I though it would work. Ali disappeared and I went with them back to her apartment for a heavy make out. This girl was so passionate. It was great. Her roommates were there so she didn't feel comfortable. I called a cab and she handed the guy money.

I went home and passed out. I hadn't slept in over 24 hours. Ali, you don't own me any apology, I had a great time.

Post: #73

Yesterday was fucking horrible. Rented a pimp SUV and left Santiago. The drive was amazing as I've really not been behind the wheel in a year. I stopped, flirted with girls, got coco de agua, iced coffee, a fortune in gas, ect. Then SD happened. I DO NOT RECOMMEND ANY MEMBER OF THE FORUM TO DRIVE IN THIS TOWN. As soon as I hit the city my blood pressure sky rocketed. I got lost as fuck, and ended up on the WORST ave. to be driving on during a Sat. on pay day weekend. It was real bad.

Finally got to the airport, and fisto said I looked pale and splotchy. Yeah no shit. He saw just how bad it was on the return trip, and was nervous as fuck. I refused to move the truck last night and we cabbed.

I tilt my hat to patron and rover for all the times they had to talk on the phone to one of my girls. I have become the driver/babysitter/translater and it is fucking stressful. I made sure fisto had a great time last night, but the "tormenta" is coming, and there will be no sleep for the living. Good times ahead.

Oh yeah, whatever fisto says about slaying pussy in Vegas....believe it. He stood outside the restro waiting for girls, and a hot chick gave him her friends number. His looks and size trumps my rockstar. Asshole.

Post: #74

Wait, Ali is high strung? No, I don't believe it lol.

Post: #75

Thanks for keeping us update. Can't wait for el mech to get there.