Post: #101

Got up, made myself a protein shake, then manned up and took an icy cold shower. Took me less time than yesterday to turn on the water.

Post: #102

At 4am I got high with a canadian girl I fucked the night before and one of her flat mates. We then banged and went to sleep. She went to class while I slept in. Later we went to a cafe for lunch, she paid for me.

Oh wait I did it wrong didn't I?

Post: #103

I drove 8 hours straight on Saturday from Utah to Vegas from work to this blonde girls house who I met just before I left. Banged the fuck out of her. Next day got with my BJJ coach and tuned up then hung out with this other girl I met before leaving too (separation breads desire I'm finding out) and fucked her. Monday I show up at The Ultimate Fighter tryouts. They were casting for 205 and 185lbs. I tapped a guy that was 9-2 in under two minutes in front of Joe Silva. The head producer remembered me from losing my fight on season 7 to get into the house. They ended up deciding to do 185lbs for the show and asked if I could make weight. My bosses are very supportive but I weight 220 and I'm very lean. I said I couldn't. Hung out with the first blonde girl after tryouts, then drove 8 hours on Tue back to Utah. That's pretty manly. One bad thing, my record is all fucked up on Sherdog because I have a common name. They've got me fighting in places I've never been against guys I've never seen. I have to get that sorted out. It's worse than identity theft....

Post: #104

Woke up. Ate Cereal. Bought some video games. Went to Crossfit. Completed day 90 or so of my summer vacation from Afghanistan. And thats that.

Post: #105

Last night I met a girl at an Argentinian style asadero. Ate meat like an animal, and brought her back to the hotel, where she commenced to sucking my dick while holding a beer in the other hand.

Post: #106

Taking out the trash because it's overflowing with used condoms.

Post: #107

Had a loud, sexually explicit conversation with a dude with some game about bitches and sex and game and pussies and asses and titties within earshot of some uncomfortable, nervous, but also nosy, beta.

Post: #108

Busted up a concrete slab with a sledge hammer and cold chisel. Then dug a pit for some concrete forms, put in a stainless steel gate post (that I welded and fabricated), mixed and poured in the concrete.

Did this all by hand. It was also my first time working with concrete. Those fuckers earn their wages is all I have to say.

Post: #109

Fired a chick at work.

Post: #110

Woke up not knowing where I was, fed a bulldog, got a haircut from my hair stylist on retainer and ate a pound of meat for lunch.

Post: #111

Rebuilt a railroad yard.

Well, I am in charge. Spent most of day in truck. Heh

Post: #112

(09-21-2012 06:38 PM)Laner Wrote:  Busted up a concrete slab with a sledge hammer and cold chisel. Then dug a pit for some concrete forms, put in a stainless steel gate post (that I welded and fabricated), mixed and poured in the concrete.

Did this all by hand. It was also my first time working with concrete. Those fuckers earn their wages is all I have to say.

Post: #113

I told off a co-worker of mine who is old enough to be my father, he deserved it.

Post: #114

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Post: #115

That is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever seen, Mech. What did she do?

Post: #116

I skipped class got Starbucks, played videogames, bought flowers with a girl then had her drive me home so I could play with kittens.

Wait wrong thread.

Post: #117

Played basketball then repped out 225 on the squats

Post: #118

Spotted a cute girl in a food-court area I frequent. Seconds after I spotted her, a smooth-ass black dude with dreds who works nearby--and I know has tight game--swooped in and started chatting her up. I wasn't going to cockblock him, but I wasn't going to pass up a legit opening. I saw her leave that conversation, with food in hand, and sit down nearby. That was my cue. This cat wasn't getting no aftershock, second-chance at this chick (since he works right where she sat down, and he frequently swoops with the excuse that he's wiping down some tables). I grabbed my sandwich (which had just then been finished) and sprung into action. I chatted her up with crispy, effortless game. We laughed. She said, "you should sit down." Instadate.

We talked for while about everything, and after a while I said, "let's walk." We walked around for a while, and ended up near my apartment. I asked her if she minded if I dropped some stuff off. She said no, and we went up to my place. She seemed nervous, but remained friendly. I played it cool. I wasn't going full-court press, given the vibe and circumstance.

We hung out for a little while, while I switched out some bags, and I made a delicate move. No bang, but a make-out. She was like, "you're kissing me, already?" Plans to hang out soon.

Not bad for 2:30 in the afternoon, on four hours sleep. Day game at its purest.

   

Post: #119

I got drunk and threw empty beer bottles at starving homeless kids.

Post: #120

Woke up a full 15 minutes earlier than usual.

I feel amazing! I got this gash between my eyes from faceplanting two nights ago. It gives my pretty boy face some character. Going to meet girls on campus today.

Post: #121

(09-25-2012 11:55 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Spotted a cute girl in a food-court area I frequent. Seconds after I spotted her, a smooth-ass black dude with dreds who works nearby--and I know has tight game--swooped in and started chatting her up. I wasn't going to cockblock him, but I wasn't going to pass up a legit opening. I saw her leave that conversation, with food in hand, and sit down nearby. That was my cue. This cat wasn't getting no aftershock, second-chance at this chick (since he works right where she sat down, and he frequently swoops with the excuse that he's wiping down some tables). I grabbed my sandwich (which had just then been finished) and sprung into action. I chatted her up with crispy, effortless game. We laughed. She said, "you should sit down." Instadate.

We talked for while about everything, and after a while I said, "let's walk." We walked around for a while, and ended up near my apartment. I asked her if she minded if I dropped some stuff off. She said no, and we went up to my place. She seemed nervous, but remained friendly. I played it cool. I wasn't going full-court press, given the vibe and circumstance.

We hung out for a little while, while I switched out some bags, and I made a delicate move. No bang, but a make-out. She was like, "you're kissing me, already?" Plans to hang out soon.

Not bad for 2:30 in the afternoon, on four hours sleep. Day game at its purest.

Awesome. Your win is our win. I'd rather an RVF player get the bang than an un-affiliated player.

Post: #122

Steak and a blowjob before 9am.

Post: #123

Went for a swim in the ocean, drank a bottle of bourbon and then crashed my bike a dozen times.

Post: #124

(09-26-2012 12:40 PM)Laner Wrote:  Went for a swim in the ocean, drank a bottle of bourbon and then crashed my bike a dozen times.

Tyler, is that you? I hope you didn't break your arm again....


One of my friends loves to get drunk and crash his bike all over town like the savage motherfucker he is.

Post: #125

Woke up, put on my best eyeliner, did a little jig in front of the mirror, tucked my junk between my legs, said to myself,

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

Whoops wrong thread