Post: #76

(09-12-2012 10:20 PM)Fisto Wrote:  I've had the store bought heirlooms before, and I read Speakeasy's article....

Where should you get the seeds?

The irony in all this being I just hijacked a thread about manly actions to talk about tomato seeds......

I'm planning on using heirloomseeds.com

Post: #77

(09-12-2012 11:04 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

(09-12-2012 10:20 PM)Fisto Wrote:  I've had the store bought heirlooms before, and I read Speakeasy's article....

Where should you get the seeds?

The irony in all this being I just hijacked a thread about manly actions to talk about tomato seeds......

I'm planning on using heirloomseeds.com

Cool thanks bud.

Post: #78

Today I got second place drag racing my minivan. I missed first place by going .004 seconds faster than my post time.

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Post: #80

(09-12-2012 06:17 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  100 chicken wings? You must be a big dude haha.

I barely finished 50 wings in ~13 minutes. How long does it take to eat 100?

I ate 100 at this other place I went to. This place had bigger wings but I still had a lot 50-60 at least. I was eating for an hour but I was talking lots and had to wait for more orders. The place has a record of 90 so I'm going to beat that sometime soon. Get my name on the wall hahah

Post: #81

Doing StrongLifts, got my 5x5 200lb squat today. New PB.

Post: #82

Assembled an IKEA shoe cabinet today - including drilling four holes in the wall with a Black & Decker drill - hell yeah! Then gave some cash to wife and let her go shopping. Oh wait a second - was this beta? ;-)

Post: #83

Did 10 pull-ups with an extra 30 pound weight between the ankles. Felt good.

Post: #84

Woke up, spite fucked the girl who was being a bitch towards the end of the night, then left without so much as a goodbye (after, of course, leaving my juices and used condoms all over her, her floor and her bed) to go eat a huge, juicy fucking steak, with a beer to wash it down.

Post: #85

Wandered drunkenly around a city with no directions for ten hours, stopping only to talk to (mostly girls) to ask.

Post: #86

I survived a conversation with a feminist about feminism.

She used to get angry over the ignorant sexist things I said in class last year. But we were able to shake hands and say "nice convo we had today".

Post: #87

this is an awesome thread

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Edit.

Post: #89

Went to my tailor today to get two of my suits altered, picked up a few pocket squares, got a quick 45 minute lift in, got some work done, now having a few drinks in preparation for sobe tonight.

Post: #90

On Saturday, I was playing pickup basketball at the park with a bunch of locals while my friends were grilling off in the picnic area. The game was was going so slow that my friends had almost cooked and eaten all the food I had thrown in for. My friend yelled at me to hurry up or I wasn't getting any. My team had game point, so like a douche, I screamed back:

"Alright, let me end this shit real quick."

Grabbed a rebound, and on our next possession, I ended the game on a sick give-n-go alley oop. Let out a scream like fucking Tarzan.

Would have been 3x more manly if I could dunk

Post: #91

I started to look again at my master thesis after my summer stop, and tried to make a plan to finish it in a couple of months.
Not "manly" in the real sense of the world, but lately I was kinda afraid and demotivated about that stuff.

Post: #92

I fucked one of my married babes, standing up while I pushed her against the wall.

Then I went to Wal Mart and bought vitamins.

Post: #93

Built a wall

Post: #94

Put together a weight bench for bench pressing.

Post: #95

There is a lot to love about China; the food is great, beer and cigarettes are dirt cheap, there is always something to do and the women are skinny and know their place, but there is one thing that bugs the fuck out of me; the race trolling.

Waking up at noon (manly) and going for a 4 km jog, I come back and shower. Since it's beautiful and I have the day, I decide to walk to Gaoyin Street to get food (I live about 8 km from Gaoyin Street). On the way I walk by the West Lake, and honestly, I never learn; in my head I should have thought 'Every fuckin' time I go to Xihu I get race trolled by Chinese tourists, who stop me every twenty feet to take a picture with me, well today I'm airing out the first person that tries, fuck that, I ain't your fuckin' sideshow.'

You would think that instead of taking a picture of the tall foreigner, they'd rather take a picture of the West Lake...this is the West Lake.

Surely enough, I'm on the lakefront, right near G-Plus (which I mention in my thread as the most talent-rich club in the city) and I get fifty feet before some herbly Chinese guy asks if he can take a picture with me.

"No."
"Butitonly takeoneminute..."
"I don't have a minute."
"Itisokay I can takepicture quick."
"Buddy, if I let you take a picture with me, then I have to let all of them take a picture with me." (this is how the race trolls get you in China)

*At this point I notice two pretty girls looking at me, who then approach me and ask, in cute Chinglish, if they can take a picture with me.*

"Absolutely...sorry bro."
"Whyyoulet them take pictureandnot me?"
"Why do you fuckin' think...get lost."



So juiced from the epic reverse race-troll I just did, I decided to purchase my 8-month old nephew a remote control helicopter that says 'Ages 14 and up' on the box.

Post: #96

My roommate says that he can't stand my bullshit anymore so he's moving and I have to find a new roommate. So today in class I got a note that says "Hades - You have important information, we must discuss it immediately".

I was like "shit, what the hell did I do now?" and walked down to the office. There was a very cute 29 year old woman working there who explained to me that our meeting was about scheduling an "intervention". Here's basically how it went.

She - "So you know that your roommate has filed a complaint and wants to move to a different room."
Me - "Yeah, I was aware of this as of yesterday.'
She - "He filed the complaint a week ago."
Me - "blank stare"
She - "So we're going to have to help you find a new roommate."
Me - "That could be a problem. I have trouble living with other people."
She - "How do you mean exactly? You seem like a nice guy."
Me - "No, more specifically, they can't tolerate my behavior."
She - "Oh my goodness! What kind of behavior?!"
Me - "A pin dropping in the room wakes me up, so I try to get back to sleep and I just can't. So I go outside and lift weights literally every day, for like two hours, at four in the morning. I've been getting drunk several times a week just to cope with the insomnia. Even when I go out and party, I tend to keep returning home for food/money. And besides which, my roommate doesn't appreciate the guests that visit."

She " ... "
Me "Yeah, it's a lot to put up with, I understand."
She - "Well, a single room will only cost another couple hundred euros."
Me "I'll have to sleep on it. Thanks"
She - "It was nice chatting."

Post: #97

I was watching the Three Stooges when my girl walked by with one towel around her body and another around her head because sh'd just gotten out of the shower.
I told her, "You know you gotta take that towel off, right? I wanna see dat ass."
She unwrapped the towel from her body and kept walking aroung naked, looking for her post-shower girl stuff. When she walked by, I got her good with an EPIC, EARTH-SHATTERING towel snap...direct hit on the right ass cheek. I think it was heard in 3 counties.
She yelled, "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!"
I said, "That's what Moe would've done."
"FUCK, YOU CAN REALLY PISS ME OFF SOMETIMES!!!"
I just kept laughing and watching The Stooges as she yelled, "THAT SHIT AIN'T FUNNY. I'M PISSED!" Then she stomped off to the bedroom to brood...as I watched another hour or so of The Stooges.
I then went to the room and went for the pussy as she gave me the obligatory, "Stop; don't touch me."
We sucked & fucked. When she got up, a snapped a towel on her ass again and ran into the bathroom and locked the door. She threw something at me that hit the door as I closed it.

Post: #98

Sparred with a pro MMA fighter who is 14-3 and a heavyweight, and sparred with a 155-70lber who is 4-1. Now going to eat a whole wheat pizza with turkey sausage and mushroom that I made to give my body enough food to recover for tomorrows squats, deadlifts and over head presses.

Post: #99

Gave a foreign chick the "feminine attracts the masculine" chat and talked about how western women are brought up to see femininity as weak and act like men so the can be independent women. I said "femininity isnt weakness it is just a different form of strength" She stared blankly for a bit then gave me a "my pussy is dripping" look telling me how awesome I am and all of the men here are pussies.

Post: #100

Changed a tire on the trailer

Shot a rabbit.