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The I-Just-Had-Sex Thread (Plus-Notch Thread)
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(06-10-2012 05:08 AM)soup Wrote: #15 for 2012- my first stripper!!! I probably have STDs now. She was a hot Mulatto(?) from Seattle, 22yo. We did it raw. I happened to know her stripper friend. Anyway, I fucked this girl that men jerk off to and give money for dancing. She danced all over my cock tonight. And I made sure to post my galactic glaze all over her face. Made her look like the Joker from Batman I. Really hope I didn't catch something.
Funny thing is, she was mad cute, but I've fucked girls with better hip to waist ratios this year. Go figure..
BTW I don't know if this makes a safety difference, but I made sure to wash down my dick after the bang.
Quote:So. Last night... Met some girls out, one of which is my friend, and the rest i've never met. Most of them are pretty cute, but a couple are fatties. I ignore them and start hitting on one of the more attractive girls in the group and we vibe pretty well
At this point we head to the dance floor and i start tearing it up. One of the fatties looks at me and laughs so i start grinding up on her for lulz. Bad move. After this she became infatuated with me (see wut i did thar?)
After a while she starts trying to kiss me. I'm literall calling to my friends for help, but they don't. Eventually i decide i may as well make the most of the situation and announce that i need to piss - asking who wants to come with
We walk to the men's toilets but the bouncer outside the door doesn't let her in. Undetered we go to the unguarded women's bathroom and find a nice cubicle and start fucking.
While we're doing that some bitch reaches under the door and tries to steal one of my shoes so i kick her under the door and she leaves me alone.
After a while fatty stands up and starts jerking me off. Suddenly, she pushes me out the way and starts violently fucking hurling into the toilet. I leave immediately, making sure to smile politely at all of the shocked and confused women on my way out.
As i'm returning to my friends to dance, i look back and notice a couple of cops busting into the toilet. Can't help but wonder if they were there for me haha.
When i get back to the group i start hitting on the cute girl from before again. At some stage i realise i should probably tell one of my friends that they should check on fatty. Wouldn't you know it, cute girl goes and takes her home in a taxi.
So now i'm left with 2 girls, one of which is fat and unattractive, and the other is loyal to her boyfriend.
So no more fun for me
Anyway, tl;dr is i fucked a fat chick in club toilets and didn't get to finish because she started puking. I hate my life.
(07-08-2012 06:05 AM)Architekt Wrote: Pure lulz last night. Here's the message I sent to my friend this morning
Quote:So. Last night... Met some girls out, one of which is my friend, and the rest i've never met. Most of them are pretty cute, but a couple are fatties. I ignore them and start hitting on one of the more attractive girls in the group and we vibe pretty well
At this point we head to the dance floor and i start tearing it up. One of the fatties looks at me and laughs so i start grinding up on her for lulz. Bad move. After this she became infatuated with me (see wut i did thar?)
After a while she starts trying to kiss me. I'm literall calling to my friends for help, but they don't. Eventually i decide i may as well make the most of the situation and announce that i need to piss - asking who wants to come with
We walk to the men's toilets but the bouncer outside the door doesn't let her in. Undetered we go to the unguarded women's bathroom and find a nice cubicle and start fucking.
While we're doing that some bitch reaches under the door and tries to steal one of my shoes so i kick her under the door and she leaves me alone.
After a while fatty stands up and starts jerking me off. Suddenly, she pushes me out the way and starts violently fucking hurling into the toilet. I leave immediately, making sure to smile politely at all of the shocked and confused women on my way out.
As i'm returning to my friends to dance, i look back and notice a couple of cops busting into the toilet. Can't help but wonder if they were there for me haha.
When i get back to the group i start hitting on the cute girl from before again. At some stage i realise i should probably tell one of my friends that they should check on fatty. Wouldn't you know it, cute girl goes and takes her home in a taxi.
So now i'm left with 2 girls, one of which is fat and unattractive, and the other is loyal to her boyfriend.
So no more fun for me
Anyway, tl;dr is i fucked a fat chick in club toilets and didn't get to finish because she started puking. I hate my life.

(07-12-2012 10:00 AM)el mechanico Wrote: A couple days ago I sent a message to this girl online who had a mirror pic wearing a nightgown and got her number. I called her up and she said she was at the beach so I made plans to meet her late for a beer around 10 pm. We meet in a parking lot and she gets out of the car and I'm think holy shit! This girl had ass for days! It was huge! It was the kind of thing you see on a fetish site or something, flat torso small up top with this giant ass. I'm thinking no fucking way am I going anywhere with this chick but she charmed me into going to the tap room with her and we had strong beers. I loosened up. After about three I told her I had to go and we parted ways.....Was she white? Tell her to send you pictures then forward them this way...
All day yesterday I couldn't stop thinking about what it would be like to fuck this girl...Would it be good? Gross? I thought about sending Moma a pm for support but by the end of the day my curiosity got the best of me. I texted her "Want to have a few drinks later?"
she responded where? Sure. I told her to head my way after work. Once she was in route I told her that all I was really planning on doing is sitting at the bar in my house and listening to the rain on my tin roof and watching Swamp people. There wouldn't be much going on with the weather and all. She agreed. I bought a new bottle of Ron Barcelo rum and some cokes the night before so I started mixing her 2 shot drinks. She would turn around and catch me looking at her ass which completely dominated my John deere tractor seat bar stools. She gets trashed after about 6 drinks that I kept making while I was making some spaghetti sauce I turn around she grabs me and pulls me in. It's on. She used her ass weight to push me threw the doors to my bed and stripped my clothes off and started blowing me. Ohh boy I thought and also about the SIF thread here. There was no turning back. She took her clothes off and confirmed nice tits, small waist and huge ass with bikini lines and all. I flipped her over and smashed doggy for as long as I can remember then passed out.
(07-12-2012 07:22 AM)Juan Antonio Wrote:(07-11-2012 12:47 AM)soup Wrote: #16 for 2012
german girl tonight
put her butt to sleep on my bed.
16 notches halfway through 2012 is impressive.
How are you meeting these girls? Bars? Clubs? Online? Day game?
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