Post: #26

(06-05-2012 11:11 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(06-05-2012 10:37 AM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  It's been around for a while but:

"... and I was like really? - Realllly?"

That's my least favorite.

I actually got pissed reading that one. I fucking hate that one. Errrr!

really? - reallllllllllllyy???

Post: #27

Really is another one. How did I forget it. I feel like choking a bitch when they say it trying to be a cute, little smart ass

Me - I had to buy a minivan because that's the only thing the lot had.
Lizard - Reallllyyy?

Post: #28

Here is a perfect example. Keeps talking about "awkward" and apologizing for her feet...

Post: #29

(06-05-2012 05:16 PM)jackson.henley Wrote:  Here is a perfect example. Keeps talking about "awkward" and apologizing for her feet...

Jesus Christ. If that girl weren't visually cute, you'd want to throw her out of a moving car.

I sometimes wonder how we're even able to sustain pursuing chicks this much. The more we learn about them, the more of them we meet, the more abhorrent and intolerable we seem to find them.

Post: #30

I think I posted this in a thread a long time ago. This is a non-stop string of everything we're talking about in a single video. This girl is pretty much a clone. Watch as much as you can tolerate. Or, better, yet let's play a game to see who can point out the most things in the video. I swear there are hundreds.

Here's a gimme: note the iPhone going off @0:45.

Post: #31

(06-05-2012 05:35 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I think I posted this in a thread a long time ago. This is a non-stop string of everything we're talking about in a single video. This girl is pretty much a clone. Watch as much as you can tolerate. Or, better, yet let's play a game to see who can point out the most things in the video. I swear there are hundreds.

Here's a gimme: note the iPhone going off @0:45.

Lol, my friend, I think I can top you on that one. Everything we're talking about + best gay bf doing making.

Post: #32

(06-04-2012 07:48 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  Why do you care about the speech patterns of women so much?...

You have a very strong point. One must learn to phase out what lizards say. Remember, they mostly talk just for the exercise not because they mean to say anything.

They always reserve the right to change the mind and blame it on hormones or emotions.

With this in play, just hit them up with a canned response and keep it moving.

Lizards that say yo yo yo or dude are obviously not lizards that you keep around for conversational purposes. You want to fcuk them. So focus on what you need to do to get the press.

Post: #33

I've noticed that more awkward girls say "awkward" more often

Post: #34

(06-06-2012 08:36 PM)Catch 22 Wrote:  I've noticed that more awkward girls say "awkward" more often

"Awkwardness" is a major social crime in the Millenial set. They've been raised with very little training in social skills, and they are not used to dealing with uncomfortable situations b/c they've been so pampered, so they are very skittish and scared of offending the unspoken codes of behavior that they're more or less made up themselves. It's very feminized, in that saying something the wrong way is a worse crime than saying things that are just wrong.

Remember, when asked about it these are the kind of girls who will say it's easier to sleep with a guy than to say no to his escalations - that's how terrified they are of being "awkward."

Post: #35

(06-06-2012 07:48 AM)jackson.henley Wrote:  

(06-05-2012 05:35 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I think I posted this in a thread a long time ago. This is a non-stop string of everything we're talking about in a single video. This girl is pretty much a clone. Watch as much as you can tolerate. Or, better, yet let's play a game to see who can point out the most things in the video. I swear there are hundreds.

Here's a gimme: note the iPhone going off @0:45.

Lol, my friend, I think I can top you on that one. Everything we're talking about + best gay bf doing making.

Is Sawyer gay or not? That's pretty bad that one can't even tell.

Post: #36

(06-02-2012 01:11 PM)Kitsune Wrote:  I don't think it is a reflection of online interaction.

I tihnk it is a reflection of betafying society. 'Awkward' is what girls use when someone says something or does something incongruent/low status, and we've got a hell of a lot of low status boys and girls now girls are trying to be boys, and boys girls.

You give girls a lot of credit. Girls have a 24/7 umbilical cord to their friends via their phone and texting. Talking to a stranger, by comparison, is much more nerve-wracking.

I think before, girls just sucked it up and proceeded to try and have a decent conversation. Now they just blame the guy and think HE is awkward, when it could be entirely or partly her fault too. Plus, they're pussies. If someone says something that makes them uncomfortable, they attack him as a loser - "awkward." If you say it with cocky humor though, they'll usually just feel shitty about themselves instead.

Not gonna lie, I appropriate girly language to mock girls at opportune moments, pretty often. If you're otherwise manly, they eat it up.

Lol at that boyfriend. I imagine he sounds like that with an asshole on fire from the previous night's festivities...

Quote:Remember, when asked about it these are the kind of girls who will say it's easier to sleep with a guy than to say no to his escalations - that's how terrified they are of being "awkward."

Really? I haven't heard that. But these girls will always give you their number and flake instead of saying no. More comically, they will sometimes fuck a guy and think he's awkward if he facebook friends her after.

Post: #37

Has anyone seen girls post on Facebook "that awkward moment when..."? I HATE that shit so much.

Post: #38

(06-06-2012 10:19 PM)BadgerHut Wrote:  

(06-06-2012 08:36 PM)Catch 22 Wrote:  I've noticed that more awkward girls say "awkward" more often

Remember, when asked about it these are the kind of girls who will say it's easier to sleep with a guy than to say no to his escalations - that's how terrified they are of being "awkward."

Wow, good to remember. That's fucking crazy though.

Post: #39

The word "awkward" is used by girls to describe any encounter by a non-hot stranger that forces them to look up for 3 seconds from their smartphones and deal with the nuisance.

Post: #40

If she says these:
"I know right?" - I respond; nope, completely wrong.
"Really?" - I respond: no, actually, in fact, no fucking shit!
"Seriously?" - I respond; yea, with violence on top.

...all of which I think are slowly dying out now, to soon be replaced by other social-media-spread clown talk..

Post: #41

"Sorry Not Sorry" is the telltale sign of a bitchy cunty snarky attitude, avoid.