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Simp of the Day: Fox News Reporter Tries to Pick up Kate Upton
Classic case of a try-hard in action.

Jason Pierre Paul (Giants) largely stays out of it. I can sense he was laughing on the inside. Kate was pretty classy through it all.
Take a look and try not to cringe.





"Kate, how about you take off your jacket?"

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05-02-2012 05:48 PM
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i cringed.

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05-02-2012 05:59 PM
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She didn't want to take off her jacket..cause then those bony elbows would be visible or she knew she didn't lotion them today.
Models need their lotion

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05-02-2012 06:26 PM
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again with the elbows lol.

i didn't like her throwing technique. 2/10 would not bang.

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05-02-2012 06:30 PM
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I was expecting much worse. It didn't seem that bad, even if the "jacket" comment was a little awkward.
05-02-2012 06:34 PM
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I bet she's use to having guys lose brain cells as they talk to her.

I literally have no care for stuff tabloid media stuff.. and wouldn't recognize her in public.
That being sad. I decided to watch an interview of her on youtube and she seems real friendly and genuine.

Ten bucks says any one of us here with decent game and a calm composure could probably day game her easy.


Its just the sad fact that most guys have so little game and make try too hard attempts,( at girls with 10 times less looks than hers) is the reason why chicks have inflated egos and bitch shields

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05-02-2012 06:42 PM
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Umm. Yeah.




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05-02-2012 09:58 PM
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Blaze fuck you for posting that video! I have a paper to write and can't focus for shit now. Laugh
05-02-2012 10:49 PM
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(05-02-2012 06:42 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  I decided to watch an interview of her on youtube and she seems real friendly and genuine.

This I agree with. And the video wasn't that bad, jacket line was cringe though.
05-03-2012 01:26 AM
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It would be pretty hard to find any 1 minute or longer clip from Fox News that wouldn't make me cringe.

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
05-03-2012 01:36 AM
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hahaha this is great. You can just smell the desperation. Hes trying his hardest to impress her. The football guy just remains chill and she talks to him after. Its like the guys at the bar who try to one up everyone with a better story or talk exclusively to one girl shunning everyone else.

Whats with the extreme amounts of boners over Kate Upton. All I ever hear anyone talk about is her. Its kind of like Megan Fox a year or two ago. Not saying "2/10" would not bang, but what sets her apart from the rest of the fine azz supermodels.
05-03-2012 05:53 PM
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(05-03-2012 05:53 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Whats with the extreme amounts of boners over Kate Upton. All I ever hear anyone talk about is her. Its kind of like Megan Fox a year or two ago. Not saying "2/10" would not bang, but what sets her apart from the rest of the fine azz supermodels.

Agreed. Compared to other super models, she doesn't have as good an ass or hip-to-waist ratio.

Gay men must really like her.
05-03-2012 09:39 PM
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Yeah, she has that more common, boxy body shape. Not saying I wouldn't fuck her until my dick hurt or anything though.


One thing I have noticed from any video of a supermodel is that they seem really full of life and excited about everything, girls want to be her and guys want to fuck her. Its similar to the look/vibe "the most interesting man in the world" or famous international playboys give off. The international playboys are saturated with quality pussy/lifestyle, the supermodels are saturated with attention and anything else they desire.
05-03-2012 10:04 PM
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Give it a week. This reporter is going to be ranting about something next time we see him on the news.
05-04-2012 04:39 AM
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haha i like the guy at least he was engaging and shit.
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05-11-2012 05:14 PM
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