Post: #1

How would you open her? Fucked part is I had no clue til I got to this shoot it would be her. Prime example of why you should always look/smell your best. I'm hungover and did not shower this morn. lol. I got this though. I have a few ideas of things I can say but need to bring out the big guns with this one. I will use the best response and tell you how it goes! lol

Post: #2

Open her with

Post: #3

Lol. That's not a bad one if it was night time and I wasn't at work.

Post: #4

Juggle them titties

Oh and pics or it didn't happen

Post: #5

Pics would be cool. Number or email is what I'm going for though. Think I'm just gonna do a regular hey how are you open followed by flirt, tease and maybe a nice neg throughout the day.

Post: #6

I could pull a hey what's your name oh ok nice to meet you. Think she would even believe I don't know who she is thought? Lol

Post: #7

Never heard of her, she a model, porn star?

Post: #8

Well if you have never heard of her, than I haven't either. Good call.

Post: #9

Just be like;

'Look I was going to open you and flirt with you and shit and try to get your number so I could swoop you, but then me and my buddies over at rooshvforum.com all collectively got together and decided you were actually not that special because of 'lump of coal theory' so yeah sorry but you're actually only a 2 out of 10 would not bang.'

Then she'll give you a BJ.

Post: #10

On a more serious note, I'd just be cool and use your game and make it as tight as possible. Don't try anything you haven't already tested. Good luck my boy.

Post: #11

(05-10-2012 09:26 AM)NuMbEr7 Wrote:  Oh and pics or it didn't happen

Co-signed.

Post: #12

(05-10-2012 12:09 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 09:26 AM)NuMbEr7 Wrote:  Oh and pics or it didn't happen

Co-signed.

Be sure add "was this beta?" when posting pictures.

Post: #13

(05-10-2012 12:09 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 09:26 AM)NuMbEr7 Wrote:  Oh and pics or it didn't happen

Co-signed.

Same here. And that means pics of you and her.

This gives me an idea. We should have some sort of subtle hand signal that only RVF'ers know. Great for taking pictures of chicks and showing of to the forum. Dude can blur out his face.

Thoughts anyone ?

Post: #14

Randomly taking pictures of girls you think are hot.... That is totally creepy dude...
But srs.

(05-10-2012 12:09 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 09:26 AM)NuMbEr7 Wrote:  Oh and pics or it didn't happen

Co-signed.

Co-co-signed.

EDIT: @Neil: Everybody get a tattoo that says "WTB?" (You can probably guess what that stands for.)

Post: #15

go get em tiger!

and please dont use the "pretend you dont know who she is" game. Its transparent. You are working the set where she is being shot ya know.

I think we need to bring back Tuths thread where a pic was posted and you would think of your best opener real fast.

So my opener would be:

3-second: "Hey Kate, good work in Tower Heist. Shitty movie though"

thought out (since you would have had some time to plan): "All the makeup and hours of time put into getting ready, and everybody missed this ball of lint in your hair?" - using the ole classic lint trick

yeah yeah the insta opener sucks. First thing that popped into my head. Can't win them all.

Post: #16

(05-10-2012 12:22 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 12:09 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 09:26 AM)NuMbEr7 Wrote:  Oh and pics or it didn't happen

Co-signed.

Same here. And that means pics of you and her.

This gives me an idea. We should have some sort of subtle hand signal that only RVF'ers know. Great for taking pictures of chicks and showing of to the forum. Dude can blur out his face.

Thoughts anyone ?

One must draw (with a sharpie or similar) a "V" on the subject's left (face) cheek.

Post: #17

I did not see Tower heist...lol...and even though I work in the industry I honestly didnt really know of kate upton till she was on sports illustrated cover!! shes arriving at 2 oclock...weve been here since 9am...the betas anticipating her arrival are hilarious....wish me luck brothers.

p.s. I am real cool with the makeup lady so once she gets into makeup might accidently notice my makeup lady friend and say hello....I have purposely not said hello to her yet for this reason.

Post: #18

Ha. maybe I can write "WTB" on a piece of paper if I get a photo op. It is pretty fucking beta to ask a chic you don't know for a pic but if that's all I get out of this, fuck it. When my x girls see it they will def think I banged. lol

Post: #19

I'm actually glad this thread came up. I'm playing Shaquille O'Neal one-on-one later this afternoon. Any advice on how to "D" him up? I hear he's weak to his left.

Post: #20

Makes me feel really good about my life when someone thinks I'm lying about something that is actually happening to me right now. Thanks.

Post: #21

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. That is all.

Post: #22

Is this a photo shoot? Are you catering the event?

Post: #23

I feel that. And you don't know me from a hole in the wall so its cool. This is normal shit to me, not seeking approval from no man. Will try to get photo. Number/email/contact is the goal though.

Post: #24

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Post: #25

You brought this upon yourself chief... nobody really needed to know where you were or who you were with, but you decided to tell a bunch of strangers from the internet.

This is what happens.

Now where the fuck are those pictures?!