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(04-10-2012 04:44 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(04-10-2012 03:17 PM)ABDada Wrote:  

(04-10-2012 02:06 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Here's a weird one: anal juice. Sometimes, girls I bang in the ass get really wet assholes... what's up with that? The ass self-lubes?

It's usually pre-cum from the additional friction.

If you're healthy, you should be making more of it than if you're not healthy.

No way man. I don't make enough pre-cum to make the ass like a slip-n-slide.

I like that wet asshole thing myself. It could be dripping into her ass from the pussy.

On the other hand, it could be that her ass has some leakage from irritable bowel syndrome. I don't rule out that it may be something else, though.

(04-10-2012 10:49 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  +1 details later

Alright here's how this went down. Took out a chick from my friend's social circle I'd made out with once and gotten a blowjob from another time (neither of them dates, both times we randomly ran into each other from hanging out with our mutual friend). Met at a bar that sells good microbrews and ran the first date bang recipe.

(This is somewhat of a side note, but I noticed that getting the "let's do the next round at my place" line to work was really easy without even dropping any bachelor pad bait because all the beers at this place were really expensive. If she'd gotten a round after the first one it would have cost over $20. I'll probably be doing more first dates at this place in the future because this really seemed to facilitate it. Might be an innovation worth considering for the first-date bang recipe.)

We get back, I open a bottle of wine, and I run my usual game of watching funny youtube videos before making out at around the 15-minute mark. Moving into the bedroom was easy with my standard "you almost knocked over my laptop" line, but I got a lot of LMR even after getting her completely naked and getting a condom on. She grabbed my dick as we were rubbing up against each other to keep me from sticking it in but she eventually got so turned on that she let go and I got the notch.

I just barely had enough time to open this thread and make a post when she went to the bathroom. It was about the quickest girl pee I've seen in my life.

Recycled a flake last night. She made plans to hang out a couple times after we met a few weeks ago and would always have some drama. I was going to cut her loose all together but I hung in and would shoot a text every day or so. The last time she wanted to hang I blew her off.

Last night I was in with the kid and was going back and fourth with the girl I banged the night before about coming over late. She said she didn't want to make a bad impression if my kid woke up and the other girl was texting me to come and said she was on her way over. At the same time my Monday night girl said she wanted to come and I told her the kid woke up and we'll do it tomorrow.

I took a shower and told the girl when she showed up at 11 we could find a movie in my room on tv. She laid down and cranked country music on her phone. Two minutes later she's on top of me.

I'm usually on fire this time of year when I transition from land dates to water. I don't let anything on my boat that doesn't look real good in a bikini so the 5s will have to wait till fall

(04-11-2012 08:45 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Recycled a flake last night.

I figure this thread will start off with existing bangs and recycles before the new notches start flowing in. Since you can only report a girl once, we'll quickly burn through the old bitches.

I had a current regular over last night. I've gotten into a rhythm with a few regs that I probably should break. I tried to post her quickly when she was in the bathroom, but this girl pisses quickly and always comes find me as soon as she gets out.

This is a college girl I met at a library. Super short, nerdy, dresses like a prep-school girl from the 1940s, gigantic glasses, goofy laugh, but still awkwardly cute. I ended up hollering, in a quiet library, for a long time and meeting up a couple of weeks later (I was reluctant). I didn't bang right away, but when I did, I learned she was a virgin (+virgin). Loves the cock. It's like she's trying to make up for lost time. Have banged 4-5 times now.

(04-11-2012 11:01 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-11-2012 08:45 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Recycled a flake last night.

I figure this thread will start off with existing bangs and recycles before the new notches start flowing in. Since you can only report a girl once, we'll quickly burn through the old bitches.

I had a current regular over last night. I've gotten into a rhythm with a few regs that I probably should break. I tried to post her quickly when she was in the bathroom, but this girl pisses quickly and always comes find me as soon as she gets out.

This is a college girl I met at a library. Super short, nerdy, dresses like a prep-school girl from the 1940s, gigantic glasses, goofy laugh, but still awkwardly cute. I ended up hollering, in a quiet library, for a long time and meeting up a couple of weeks later (I was reluctant). I didn't bang right away, but when I did, I learned she was a virgin (+virgin). Loves the cock. It's like she's trying to make up for lost time. Have banged 4-5 times now.

That was a new notch. Is this thread for girls we met as of today? It could take me a year to harvest what I have brewing.

"This is a college girl I met at a library. Super short, nerdy, dresses like a prep-school girl from the 1940s, gigantic glasses, goofy laugh, but still awkwardly cute. I ended up hollering, in a quiet library, for a long time and meeting up a couple of weeks later (I was reluctant). I didn't bang right away, but when I did, I learned she was a virgin (+virgin). Loves the cock. It's like she's trying to make up for lost time. Have banged 4-5 times now."
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(04-10-2012 11:53 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  

(04-10-2012 10:49 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  +1 details later

Alright here's how this went down. Took out a chick from my friend's social circle I'd made out with once and gotten a blowjob from another time (neither of them dates, both times we randomly ran into each other from hanging out with our mutual friend). Met at a bar that sells good microbrews and ran the first date bang recipe.

(This is somewhat of a side note, but I noticed that getting the "let's do the next round at my place" line to work was really easy without even dropping any bachelor pad bait because all the beers at this place were really expensive. If she'd gotten a round after the first one it would have cost over $20. I'll probably be doing more first dates at this place in the future because this really seemed to facilitate it. Might be an innovation worth considering for the first-date bang recipe.)

We get back, I open a bottle of wine, and I run my usual game of watching funny youtube videos before making out at around the 15-minute mark. Moving into the bedroom was easy with my standard "you almost knocked over my laptop" line, but I got a lot of LMR even after getting her completely naked and getting a condom on. She grabbed my dick as we were rubbing up against each other to keep me from sticking it in but she eventually got so turned on that she let go and I got the notch.

I just barely had enough time to open this thread and make a post when she went to the bathroom. It was about the quickest girl pee I've seen in my life.

I'm thinking maybe the definition of notch should include blow jobs, or there should be some other terminology to count them. It seems odd that a completely naked chick can suck my cock, lick my balls, and swallow my load, possibly at the same time my tongue is in her vagina or ass, but its only a notch if the condom-covered head of my cock at least momentarily enters her vagina.

Anyone else have any thoughts on this?

(04-11-2012 03:04 PM)DirkJohanson Wrote:  

(04-10-2012 11:53 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  

(04-10-2012 10:49 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  +1 details later

Alright here's how this went down. Took out a chick from my friend's social circle I'd made out with once and gotten a blowjob from another time (neither of them dates, both times we randomly ran into each other from hanging out with our mutual friend). Met at a bar that sells good microbrews and ran the first date bang recipe.

(This is somewhat of a side note, but I noticed that getting the "let's do the next round at my place" line to work was really easy without even dropping any bachelor pad bait because all the beers at this place were really expensive. If she'd gotten a round after the first one it would have cost over $20. I'll probably be doing more first dates at this place in the future because this really seemed to facilitate it. Might be an innovation worth considering for the first-date bang recipe.)

We get back, I open a bottle of wine, and I run my usual game of watching funny youtube videos before making out at around the 15-minute mark. Moving into the bedroom was easy with my standard "you almost knocked over my laptop" line, but I got a lot of LMR even after getting her completely naked and getting a condom on. She grabbed my dick as we were rubbing up against each other to keep me from sticking it in but she eventually got so turned on that she let go and I got the notch.

I just barely had enough time to open this thread and make a post when she went to the bathroom. It was about the quickest girl pee I've seen in my life.

I'm thinking maybe the definition of notch should include blow jobs, or there should be some other terminology to count them. It seems odd that a completely naked chick can suck my cock, lick my balls, and swallow my load, possibly at the same time my tongue is in her vagina or ass, but its only a notch if the condom-covered head of my cock at least momentarily enters her vagina.

Anyone else have any thoughts on this?

There are girls that will let you 69 with them, swallow your load, and won't have regular sex?

(04-11-2012 06:28 PM)Riker Wrote:  

(04-11-2012 03:04 PM)DirkJohanson Wrote:  

(04-10-2012 11:53 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  

(04-10-2012 10:49 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  +1 details later

Alright here's how this went down. Took out a chick from my friend's social circle I'd made out with once and gotten a blowjob from another time (neither of them dates, both times we randomly ran into each other from hanging out with our mutual friend). Met at a bar that sells good microbrews and ran the first date bang recipe.

(This is somewhat of a side note, but I noticed that getting the "let's do the next round at my place" line to work was really easy without even dropping any bachelor pad bait because all the beers at this place were really expensive. If she'd gotten a round after the first one it would have cost over $20. I'll probably be doing more first dates at this place in the future because this really seemed to facilitate it. Might be an innovation worth considering for the first-date bang recipe.)

We get back, I open a bottle of wine, and I run my usual game of watching funny youtube videos before making out at around the 15-minute mark. Moving into the bedroom was easy with my standard "you almost knocked over my laptop" line, but I got a lot of LMR even after getting her completely naked and getting a condom on. She grabbed my dick as we were rubbing up against each other to keep me from sticking it in but she eventually got so turned on that she let go and I got the notch.

I just barely had enough time to open this thread and make a post when she went to the bathroom. It was about the quickest girl pee I've seen in my life.

I'm thinking maybe the definition of notch should include blow jobs, or there should be some other terminology to count them. It seems odd that a completely naked chick can suck my cock, lick my balls, and swallow my load, possibly at the same time my tongue is in her vagina or ass, but its only a notch if the condom-covered head of my cock at least momentarily enters her vagina.

Anyone else have any thoughts on this?

There are girls that will let you 69 with them, swallow your load, and won't have regular sex?

I had a girlfriend in college that blew me a lot, had 69 with me, and we never had sex. I don't remembering her swallowing my load, or any other chick I never fucked swallowing my load, but still. Even without the load swallowing, I think there should be credit given of one sort or another for getting head. After all, head is penetration.

Man, two pages in and there's only been four guys posting a notch, yet endless bickering about the rules!


Let us argue no more about what counts as a notch:

/thread-4214-p...l#pid51585 Wrote:As I understand it a notch is any consensual vaginal or anal penetration of a unique girl that you did not pay for directly.

Yeah, fuck that. You can't be counting no blow job. Next thing you know, you'll want to report a fucking hand job or dry humping. You have to actually bang, because what'll invariably happen is you'll eventually bang your blowjob queen, and then want to double dip and report her again. It's bad enough we're not confining this to new notches only (though we are limiting it to once per girl).

If you want to do a victory lap on a swallowing BJ so bad, start a thread: "The I-almost-had-sex thread."

i went to vegas on the weekend and on the first night i had sex with a 39 year-old turkish woman. i feel so much closer to you now roosh

Do we really have a user named dickbutt now? Awesome.

(04-11-2012 09:48 PM)CJ Wrote:  Do we really have a user named dickbutt now? Awesome.

Dickbutt, assman, latinalover, bigbootyluv

You could make a cartoon with some of the user names on here

Aw yeah, called up one of my old fuck buddies that I took out of the rotation at the start of the year. Banged her raw blew in her hair from behind (whoops). Then she demanded I go down on her. She also gained a few pounds and is complaining how she can't find a man. I suggested she go paleo... Thanks for the peer-pressure guys haha. I also told her about the pregnant girl from by "banging pregnant girls" thread she said "you're disgusting" then sucked my dick a few minutes later.

(04-12-2012 01:52 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Aw yeah, called up one of my old fuck buddies that I took out of the rotation at the start of the year. Banged her raw blew in her hair from behind (whoops). Then she demanded I go down on her. She also gained a few pounds and is complaining how she can't find a man. I suggested she go paleo... Thanks for the peer-pressure guys haha. I also told her about the pregnant girl from by "banging pregnant girls" thread she said "you're disgusting" then sucked my dick a few minutes later.

Nice dirty work, my man. You get my Fearless Raw Dogger™ badge.

   

Just finished (15 mins ago) fucking a 5'0 foot 30yr old thick not fat chick (6).

Meet her on internet. Talked that shit for a week. We went out for drinks/dinner. Well I ate dinner and she just ordered a fucking cake...LMAO!!!.. Bitch leaned over the table and kissed me before the water even came out.. So that pretty much let me know I was fucking later on..

Headed back to her place. She gives me a "tour" of her apartment explaining all her pictures from her travels. Takes me to her room and shows me her closet of shoes. After that, pushes me on the bed and starts gobbling the dick. And the was all she wrote.. Fucked 3 times (2 if you are only counting how many times I came). Woke up talked some shit for a bit. She puts my hand on the pussy so I can feel how wet she is for the dick... So I go ahead a fuck again... FIN

[quote='Mr. Butterworth' pid='193823' dateline='1334249021']
Just finished (15 mins ago) fucking a 5'0 foot 30yr old thick not fat chick (6).

Meet her on internet. Talked that shit for a week. We went out for drinks/dinner. Well I ate dinner and she just ordered a fucking cake...LMAO!!!.. Bitch leaned over the table and kissed me before the water even came out.. So that pretty much let me know I was fucking later on..


Well done. Which website?

(04-12-2012 12:09 PM)DirkJohanson Wrote:  [quote='Mr. Butterworth' pid='193823' dateline='1334249021']
Just finished (15 mins ago) fucking a 5'0 foot 30yr old thick not fat chick (6).

Meet her on internet. Talked that shit for a week. We went out for drinks/dinner. Well I ate dinner and she just ordered a fucking cake...LMAO!!!.. Bitch leaned over the table and kissed me before the water even came out.. So that pretty much let me know I was fucking later on..


Well done. Which website?

POF

(04-12-2012 02:19 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-12-2012 01:52 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Aw yeah, called up one of my old fuck buddies that I took out of the rotation at the start of the year. Banged her raw blew in her hair from behind (whoops). Then she demanded I go down on her. She also gained a few pounds and is complaining how she can't find a man. I suggested she go paleo... Thanks for the peer-pressure guys haha. I also told her about the pregnant girl from by "banging pregnant girls" thread she said "you're disgusting" then sucked my dick a few minutes later.

Nice dirty work, my man. You get my Fearless Raw Dogger™ badge.

Sometimes too fearless

Last Night,

New notch.

Talked to a 26yr old chick from an online dating site about a week ago and grabbed her phone number. Waited about a week to call her and the setup a date for the same day. We hit up a sports bar in the evening and played a few games of pool. The whole time i'm incorporating playful banter and light touching,( helping her line up shots, etc.). On the last game of pool we make a bet that the loser has to do something for the winner. If I win she has to cook for me, and if she wins I have to mix some cocktails for her. Translation = I win no matter what.

Anyway, she wins the game and we go back to my place. We make some drinks and she proceeds to give me a sloppy pornstar BJ. After a short recovery period I finger her and proceed to plow her from the back.

+1 two nights ago

Met a mid 30's cougar at the bars last Thursday. She was visiting her friends in Miami and lives in Ecuador. She speaks ZERO English, which made things fun and danced and made out upon meeting.

Finally I drive half an hour this week to pick her ass up and take her out...I say in Spanish lets go drink some wine at my crib. No resistance to come to my house and on the way home I tell her she looks more Colombian, to which she replies that she is Colombian and just lives in Ecuador. This comment made me so happy because IMO, Colombians are way more attractive. She was 90 pounds, short, and had natural D's.

After a glass of wine, we go into my room and start fucking. It was great, except that she had a bush. We fucked again in the morning and I took her home.

Porn-like sex with a different regular. Beat it up like Pacquiao. Details later (if necessary).

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