Post: #1

The cover editor had to work double overtime to squeeze everything in.

   

The "supermodel" is probably had numerous medications and suffers from a host of diseases. It's a shame that her lifestyle is being promoted as something beautiful or special.

Post: #2

Wow... What sane man would put a ring on that?!

Post: #3

Copied over from the Forum Lounge:

-Is success an illness? (Trump I'm looking at you)
-The other lover (I support my wifes boyfriend)
-Tess Holliday wants the haters to kiss her ass (Her front ass, since you can't find her front hole)



I got a good laugh out of this - can't believe women actually read this psycho babble.

PS fun fact - that land whale is ONLY 5'3 !

Post: #4

It's Cosmo, I'm sure there are "5 tips for HOT assplay" including the "slip a finger in while giving head" and "skip the dick sneak attack the ass with your tounge" that allow her to be beautiful and sexy at any size.

Post: #5

She`s pushing new boundaries alright...the boundaries of gravity that is.

Post: #6

I used to think manosphere descriptions of the twisted way women think these days was partly an exaggeration but this cover validates it. It literally looks like something out of The Onion. 20 or even maybe 10 years ago if a cover like this came out people wouldn't believe it's real. We're totally down the rabbit hole now.

Post: #7

I know innie belly buttons, but I don't think I'd ever seen innie knees.

Post: #8

I'm blind.... I'M BLIIIINDDD!!!



Better....

Post: #9

Up to her waist, she's a perfect square.

   

Post: #10

The harpoon production industry, circa 2018:

Post: #11

(08-30-2018 02:53 PM)Ringo Wrote:  I know innie belly buttons, but I don't think I'd ever seen innie knees.

Post: #12

The Miss Piggy tattoo is fitting.

Post: #13

(08-30-2018 03:17 PM)Alpha_Romeo Wrote:  The Miss Piggy tattoo is fitting.

If she ever loses weight all the faces on her tattoos are going to shrivel up like they looked at the Ark of the Covenant.

Post: #14

Wow, looks like she has become even fatter since the last time I had the misfortune of seeing a picture of her.

Hardcore morbid obesity.

I gotta say, I am new here and was drawn in by the travel section because I really do not see much opportunity for any gaming here in the states. The numbers are incredible, 40% obesity and 75% overweight among women in the U.S. In some areas ( lower income places in So Cal ) ALL I see are fat chicks.

Like the corporations I have completely outsourced everything to Asia.

Post: #15

She looks like if you cut her arm, gravy would come out.

Post: #16

(08-30-2018 02:51 PM)Johnnyvee Wrote:  She's pushing new boundaries alright...the boundaries of gravity that is.

But gravity is winning, and winning... big!

Only thing she is defeating is, Botero: she's making Botero's art look small



Notice that Botero had already discovered the innie knees.

Post: #17

After this I realized anything is possible and nothing will ever surprise me again.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style...08281.html

Post: #18

Stewie should follow her around with a tuba.

Post: #19

Cosmo UK. UK = CUCKS

Post: #20

Roosh, are you sure you have to bandwidth to support this?

Post: #21

A real life snorlax appears

Post: #22

(08-30-2018 02:56 PM)redpillage Wrote:  I'm blind.... I'M BLIIIINDDD!!!



Better....

You don't even to leave the Cosmo world to find your eye bleach.

Post: #23

Potential article headlines for future issues:

"Gravy is Now a Beverage."

"Mirrors, Who Needs Them?"

"Why Heart Attacks Are In"

"Who Says Your Curtains Can't be a Dress. And Vice Versa."

"The Best Rags on a Stick for 2018."

"Say Hello to the Bidet, Say Goodbye to Your Rag on a Stick!"

"The Ice Cream Diet."

Post: #24

Relax. She hasnt made it to FHM just yet. That is when I will start to worry.

Post: #25

I spy the new cover girl for "Women's Health" magazine. Because in this day and age, why the fuck not?