Post: #26

In its first sixty years Cosmopolitan didn't fully descend into depravity. Then the 1960s happened.

Post: #27

(08-30-2018 02:44 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Copied over from the Forum Lounge:

-Is success an illness? (Trump I'm looking at you)
-The other lover (I support my wifes boyfriend)
-Tess Holliday wants the haters to kiss her ass (Her front ass, since you can't find her front hole)



I got a good laugh out of this - can't believe women actually read this psycho babble.

PS fun fact - that land whale is ONLY 5'3 !

Ok but how tall is she / it?

Post: #28

Just think if the roles were reversed and it was an obese male on the cover of a magazine. No woman wants a fat guy just like we don't want fat women.

Post: #29

I often see people heading into the offices of whatever group publishes a bunch of fitness magazines - Men's Fitness and a bunch of other ones I've never heard of.

Without exception, none of the people I've seen walking in there at 9:00 AM have any business working for a fitness magazine. More like Wanda's Macaroni Salad Quarterly

Post: #30

Of course, the editor of Cosmo, Michele Promaulayko, looks nothing like this and you can bet your shekels she'd lose it if she did:



This is just more skinny, bodyist women trying to railroad the competition to make themselves look better.

Post: #31

Between the gargantuan tattooed woman and the satirical-sounding headlines, I'm wondering if the magazine cover is photoshopped. Either that or the media content in the UK is just ridiculous.

Post: #32

This woman looks a lot like my grandmother on my dad's side. She was pretty cool, but way overweight.

One day when I was 12 we were out walking in Washington, DC. It was a gorgeous spring day, the Monday after Easter. We were getting ready to cross the street and she took hold of my arm. Then suddenly she grabbed her chest, collapsed on the sidewalk, and died, while I stood and screamed for help.

The end.

Post: #33

There's a spelling mistake on the front cover.....











It should read "Cosmic"

Post: #34

@SuperFire - WB Promaulayko, WNB the cover model in the OP.

Post: #35

Reading the comments section is hysterical. Oh god. I love to read people insulting a fat pig. Everybody havin a good time making jokes about the soon-to-die fattie. What could be better?

Post: #36

(08-30-2018 02:43 PM)RedKurrant Wrote:  Wow... What sane man would put a ring on that?!

Post: #37

Cosmopolitan Wrote:The other lover: Why I vetted my wife's affair

Post: #38

Cosmo model convention, -2025 colorized

Post: #39

So she has a misses piggy tattoo.

I don't get it. I know some fat women. They do shit like that.

One fat woman has for print car seat covers and little cow figurines all over the place. another's tiresome kind of fondness for piglets.

Fat women are self concious. I don't understand why they would co everything possible to distance themselves from the porcine/bovine communities.

Aloha!

Post: #40

We love to throw jokes about whales, walruses and whatnot, but have you ever considered the actual BMI of these animals?

Walrus: 133
Blue whale: 124
Manatee: 121

Yet despite that tremendous BMI, those creatures still look more graceful than this landwhale.

Post: #41

I was so close to posting this yesterday, but I had last minute doubts about whether it was a hoax or not. Such is the state of modern society that I genuinely couldn't decide whether it was bona fide.

Just when does this slide hit the bottom ...

Post: #42

Isn't it interesting how quickly these movements change from "acceptance" to "promotion/glorification." It wasn't many years ago that kids were being taught not to be cruel to fatties, while also acknowledging that being fat is unhealthy and you'll be much happier if you lose weight. Now we've gone from "don't be cruel" to "if you look like this hippopotomus, then you're great just the way you are and you should never change." No woman truly wants to look like this monster, but this is just one more disincentive for fat chicks to lose weight and improve their lives. It turns out that brutal fat shaming, while cruel, is actually in everyone's best interest, and our evil great grandparents knew exactly what they were doing when they damaged their daughter's self-esteem by reminding her she was fat. They fat shamed out of love because they wanted what was best for her, and fat shaming works. It's the reason that you don't see any size 22 behomeths walking around Tokyo or Seoul - it's because they haven't abandoned the wisdom accumulated over generations, that sometimes kindness requires cruelty.

Post: #43

(08-31-2018 04:43 AM)Horus Wrote:  Isn't it interesting how quickly these movements change from "acceptance" to "promotion/glorification." It wasn't many years ago that kids were being taught not to be cruel to fatties, while also acknowledging that being fat is unhealthy and you'll be much happier if you lose weight. Now we've gone from "don't be cruel" to "if you look like this hippopotomus, then you're great just the way you are and you should never change." No woman truly wants to look like this monster, but this is just one more disincentive for fat chicks to lose weight and improve their lives. It turns out that brutal fat shaming, while cruel, is actually in everyone's best interest, and our evil great grandparents knew exactly what they were doing when they damaged their daughter's self-esteem by reminding her she was fat. They fat shamed out of love because they wanted what was best for her, and fat shaming works. It's the reason that you don't see any size 22 behomeths walking around Tokyo or Seoul - it's because they haven't abandoned the wisdom accumulated over generations, that sometimes kindness requires cruelty.

bring back fat shaming indeed. seems to have died down considerably, overwhelmed by the sheer mass of pro-fatness promotion out there

Post: #44

Be fat

Don't be successful

Have affairs

Getting raped could well be sexy


I don't really know what to say I'm that stunned.

Post: #45

The irony about Ten Tonne Tess is that her "fame" is wholly based on the fact that she's NOT fat in the face. She just happens to be a freak where the weight doesn't go to her face, so she looks relativity ok from the shoulders up. If her face was as proportionally fat as the rest of her no one would be interested, because she would look fully like a tattooed walrus. I mean she literally looks repulsive, she is so fat. Even with all the cosmo photoshopping she actually produces a physical reaction in me, she is so grotesque and vile.

Post: #46

Obesity is healthy, says Cosmo.

Post: #47

Fat shaming tactic - fat folk have big feet & larger carbon footprints...

Land whales place a heavy burden on our precious planet.

Post: #48

She's not fat guys, she's big boned.

Post: #49

Wonder Woman vs. The Gigantic Woman. I'd pay to see that.

Post: #50

That is one women I would not want to be around in elevator on hot summer day. I fear the smell and max out the weight limits of the elevator will lead to my death. She be dead the moment she enters menopause. Ovaries won't be protecting her heart anymore form the crap she eats.