Post: #51

(05-07-2018 09:47 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  ^ The Illuminati Care policy has estate coverage and takes care of all that.

Enter promo code: eyeofprovidence and Lloyd of London himself sorts it all out. Lloyds just like "what's up Gatesy" and shits fixed right up.

Aloha!

Post: #52

(05-07-2018 09:54 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-07-2018 09:47 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  ^ The Illuminati Care policy has estate coverage and takes care of all that.

Enter promo code: eyeofprovidence and Lloyd of London himself sorts it all out. Lloyds just like "what's up Gatesy" and shits fixed right up.

Aloha!

retailisforgoyem.com has promo code eyeofprovidence at only 30% success rate. I think its a pre Trump code.

Besides I wouldn't let Lloyd do my work. I heard he drinks on the job and the little boys from the neighborhood always go missing. He says its a coincidence but I dont fuckin trust anyone that drives a Bentley van

Post: #53

(05-07-2018 11:19 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  ...
That's literally a billion-dollar-idea. That's a solid business prospect worth to invest time and money at. Imagine orgasm-in-powder-form being sold in packets of 500$ each.

Ecstasy. It's cheaper and lasts longer than the mushroom.

Post: #54

(05-05-2018 06:26 PM)Jetset Wrote:  Praying for Kona's lawn.

I'm wondering what this is doing to my lawn as well.

With regards to lawns, I believe I found my soulmate. I know what we say about single mothers around here, but check this one out:

http://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/05/07...er-2-kids/

When it came time!for her to evacuate, she grabbed what was most important to her, which included!her riding mower, and got the hell out.

You guysbshould all drop a few bucks in her go fundme, so!her grass can grow greener somewhere else.

Aloha!

Post: #55

(05-08-2018 04:03 AM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-05-2018 06:26 PM)Jetset Wrote:  Praying for Kona's lawn.

I'm wondering what this is doing to my lawn as well.

With regards to lawns, I believe I found my soulmate. I know what we say about single mothers around here, but check this one out:

http://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/05/07...er-2-kids/

When it came time!for her to evacuate, she grabbed what was most important to her, which included!her riding mower, and got the hell out.

You guysbshould all drop a few bucks in her go fundme, so!her grass can grow greener somewhere else.

Aloha!

I bet that ground is going to be fertile as fuck after the volcano chills out and things calm down for a while.

Is is still haram to take any of those lava rocks? You know after everything cools off first.

Post: #56

^^^^ Taking rocks is bad. Really bad. No joke, Hawaiian Airlines will not take off if they know someone got lava rocks in their suitcase.

It's probably somebody taking rocks that made the volcano erupt in the first place.

Aloha!

Post: #57

How does a Hawaiian go about securing insurance against act of Volcano?

Is that something they try to tack on quietly, even if you're living on a boat? Or is it something you have to ask for and they quote you based on how much black rock you built your mansion on?

Post: #58

(05-08-2018 05:42 AM)Kona Wrote:  ^^^^ Taking rocks is bad. Really bad. No joke, Hawaiian Airlines will not take off if they know someone got lava rocks in their suitcase.

Why? It's not like they're an endangered resource or dangerous in any way...

Post: #59

(05-08-2018 04:03 AM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-05-2018 06:26 PM)Jetset Wrote:  Praying for Kona's lawn.

I'm wondering what this is doing to my lawn as well.

With regards to lawns, I believe I found my soulmate. I know what we say about single mothers around here, but check this one out:

http://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/05/07...er-2-kids/

When it came time!for her to evacuate, she grabbed what was most important to her, which included!her riding mower, and got the hell out.

You guysbshould all drop a few bucks in her go fundme, so!her grass can grow greener somewhere else.

Aloha!

Jokes aside...so she has to prove that the house burned down before lava took it in order for insurance to cover it? Is that a standard exclusion there?

Post: #60

Official #PrayForKona theme:

Post: #61

(05-08-2018 05:01 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

(05-08-2018 04:03 AM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-05-2018 06:26 PM)Jetset Wrote:  Praying for Kona's lawn.

I'm wondering what this is doing to my lawn as well.

With regards to lawns, I believe I found my soulmate. I know what we say about single mothers around here, but check this one out:

http://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/05/07...er-2-kids/

When it came time!for her to evacuate, she grabbed what was most important to her, which included!her riding mower, and got the hell out.

You guysbshould all drop a few bucks in her go fundme, so!her grass can grow greener somewhere else.

Aloha!

I bet that ground is going to be fertile as fuck after the volcano chills out and things calm down for a while.

Is is still haram to take any of those lava rocks? You know after everything cools off first.

When the big volcano unloads its hot and sticky liquid onto the ready and waiting earth.

Major fertilization.

Post: #62

(05-08-2018 07:15 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(05-08-2018 04:03 AM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-05-2018 06:26 PM)Jetset Wrote:  Praying for Kona's lawn.

I'm wondering what this is doing to my lawn as well.

With regards to lawns, I believe I found my soulmate. I know what we say about single mothers around here, but check this one out:

http://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/05/07...er-2-kids/

When it came time!for her to evacuate, she grabbed what was most important to her, which included!her riding mower, and got the hell out.

You guysbshould all drop a few bucks in her go fundme, so!her grass can grow greener somewhere else.

Aloha!

Jokes aside...so she has to prove that the house burned down before lava took it in order for insurance to cover it? Is that a standard exclusion there?

They don't give lava insurance.

http://m.hawaiinewsnow.com/hawaiinewsnow...d=MOZqZVCt

If your shit isn't covered, you gotta wait for FEMA to step up. The problem is, you need Donald Trump himself to sign a disaster declaration. Our politicians, such as senators (((Brian Schatz))) and Maxie Hirono, and Congresslut Tulsi Gabbard really only badmouth him. That's all they do. So he may be reluctant to do anything for the state.

Another option is to find the guy in that article, Jerry Bump the insurance commissioner, cath maybe 5 nice ahi the has, put 3 one hundred dollar bills in one of their mouths, and go say "Jerry, what can you do for me" and he'll corruption some shit up.

In positive volcano news, they say its slowing down. The air is a little clearer here on Oahu, but they say the bad vog is coming.

Aloha!

Post: #63

I'm telling you man, I want to poke that stuff with a stick or something. Listen to the sounds it makes when it flakes over and cools.

Post: #64

Quote:The lava flow from Kilauea that has destroyed at least nine homes at the Leilani Estates subdivision is exposing a major gap in the homeowners' insurance system. Few Big Island property owners are insured for seismic or volcanic activity.

"As far as earthquake coverage or specifically named like a volcanic eruption, no most people would not have that kind of coverage," Dixon said.

But if the house burns down due to the lava, then the damage may be covered.

It's probably just expensive and that is why most people do not insure everything.

The billionaires and decamillionaires will be covered, so everyone can relax - Michael Dell's net assets are safe - probably less people will live on that island later on which is even better for Michael. Maybe he can buy more real estate afterwards on the cheap.

Post: #65

(05-08-2018 03:46 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  



I'm telling you man, I want to poke that stuff with a stick or something. Listen to the sounds it makes when it flakes over and cools.

Molten metal - has different viscosity around hand - sweat does it's own there.




Poking sticks or playing with it depends on the lava - sometimes you can only approach with a special suit - in this case it's probably not that bad.

Post: #66

(05-08-2018 07:11 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(05-08-2018 05:42 AM)Kona Wrote:  ^^^^ Taking rocks is bad. Really bad. No joke, Hawaiian Airlines will not take off if they know someone got lava rocks in their suitcase.

Why? It's not like they're an endangered resource or dangerous in any way...

It pisses the volcano god clean off. You are stealing from here home. There are many myths about what will happen if you take rocks. Bad juju will fall upon you, owls will eat your baby, etc.

Not sure which came first, but the national park service says that if you move rocks, the disintegration process stops. Thus, the lava will never become dirt, and therefore the land will be unusable. The white man wants to steal our sacred lands for many years to come.

Aloha!

Post: #67

Hell when I lived there, I found out leaving rocks in Ti leaves on hiking trails and waterfalls on the islands was a actually a false honoring to the Gods, apparently an insult.

Gotta love those white visitors culturally appropriating the brown ethno states culture on their own land.

Post: #68

(05-08-2018 03:46 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  I'm telling you man, I want to poke that stuff with a stick or something. Listen to the sounds it makes when it flakes over and cools.

This is the Hawaiian version of trying to beat a train to the crossing in a red neck junker.

You should never go to Hawaii. The pull will be too strong.

Also don't steal wood from the Petrified Forest.

The Curse of the Petrified Forest.

Quote:For decades, the Petrified Forest has received pilfered samples in the mail, returned by visitors who regret having stolen them. Notes included with the fragments describe lives wrought with misfortune since the rocks’ theft. In the letters, filchers plead with park officials to return the pieces to their rightful place.

One visitor described a piece of petrified wood he had taken more than 10 years earlier. “It was a great challenge sneaking it out of the park,” he wrote. “Since that time, though, nothing in my life has gone right.”

Another pleaded, “My life has been totally destroyed since we’ve been back from vacation. Please put these back so my life can get back to normal! Let me start over again!”

And another says, “Take these miserable rocks and put them back, they have caused pure havoc in my love life.”

But it is okay to take some holy sand from the holy site at Chimayo, New Mexico.





Maybe go there.

It might even heal volcano curses, and make the baby eating owls drop dead.

Post: #69

(05-05-2018 05:08 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  By the way, for those of you who haven't visited that part of Hawaii...volcanoes national park...it's one of the wonders of the world.

Add to your bucket list.

Pretty short window to add to the bucket list with the gaping maw of hell fire opening up.

Post: #70

Post: #71

Don't try surfing it brother!

Post: #72

(05-08-2018 06:29 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

(05-05-2018 05:08 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  By the way, for those of you who haven't visited that part of Hawaii...volcanoes national park...it's one of the wonders of the world.

Add to your bucket list.

Pretty short window to add to the bucket list with the gaping maw of hell fire opening up.

Naw. It's enormous. The maw of hell is just down in one corner.

Post: #73

(05-08-2018 05:33 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-08-2018 07:11 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(05-08-2018 05:42 AM)Kona Wrote:  ^^^^ Taking rocks is bad. Really bad. No joke, Hawaiian Airlines will not take off if they know someone got lava rocks in their suitcase.

Why? It's not like they're an endangered resource or dangerous in any way...

It pisses the volcano god clean off. You are stealing from here home. There are many myths about what will happen if you take rocks. Bad juju will fall upon you, owls will eat your baby, etc.

Not sure which came first, but the national park service says that if you move rocks, the disintegration process stops. Thus, the lava will never become dirt, and therefore the land will be unusable. The white man wants to steal our sacred lands for many years to come.

Aloha!

Is this a common Hawaiian myth? Can't find much info online about it.

Post: #74

I have to believe there's some kind of trick you can pull with this lava rock business.

Maybe it's one of those "take a penny, leave a penny" things.

What if someone brought a rock of equal or greater value and left it in return for a lava rock?

Surely the volcano would be appeased.

If so, how would you go about the transfer process?

Post: #75

Volcano-hacks, yes.

Volcano-hacks for haoles, no.



Not worth it.