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Just had the worst laid of my life.
I just met a girl from Tinder for a Hookup date.
On her pics, she was a 5, which I was ok with since it was a mid-week laid.
When I saw her, she was a 4. I almost send her home but I got her into my place.
After a glass of wine, we start making out and she doesn't know how to kiss.
We go to bang and she has a rash on her shaved pussy.
Damn.
So turned off, I lasted like 5 mins and then I couldn't get it going again.
Just had to kick her early.

Thoughts?

I guess no more first date on my place? go for some drinks first?

How do you kick a girl you're not enjoying without being too mean? I just told her I had to work lol

Sorry for the lame post but maybe someone can learn from it.
10-25-2017 05:33 PM
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
Your mistake was not subtracting 1-3 points from how she looked in her pics. Nah if you met for drinks then you would be seen out with at best a 5.
10-25-2017 05:49 PM
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
It happens, charge it to the game and move on bro.

You don't need to be mean, just tell her straight up you're going to bed, or you have shit do, an early morning, etc.

Your excuse was fine.

In hindsight did you research her a bit ? Check out her IG/FB, social media ?

With just her first name, school, work, or city - you can uncover more pics of her on FB.

Have a girl send you an unfiltered selfie before you meet her, compare it to her photos from Tinder - you be the judge (and be honest).

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10-25-2017 05:53 PM
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
You think chix hesitate if she aint feeling it?

No need to be mean...just be pleasantly direct and speak in "girl"

"Im sorry but I just dont think we're a match"

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10-25-2017 07:33 PM
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
(10-25-2017 05:53 PM)kaotic Wrote:  In hindsight did you research her a bit ? Check out her IG/FB, social media ?

Nah I didn't even ask for her last name.
I followed the "bang in 4 messages" game haha.
10-25-2017 08:27 PM
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
What's the difference between 4 and 5?

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10-26-2017 12:33 AM
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(10-26-2017 12:33 AM)tomzestatlu Wrote:  What's the difference between 4 and 5?

About 4 beers and any remnants of self respect

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10-26-2017 01:04 AM
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
I'd rather slam my dick in a fridge door than bang a slutty 4 off tinder, but that's just because I am older.

When young, I would have fucked the "crack of dawn" if it had hair on it.
10-26-2017 01:35 AM
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
I am older and I have ejected several times. Sex does bring all sorts of risk to a man, so a dynamic "cost-risk-benefit" appraisal needs a developed character to execute.
10-26-2017 01:44 AM
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
I remember when I was a 17 y.o virgin... dancing a night with a 4. She was so into me and kept telling me on going with her... At that moment I had two opposite thoughts. 1) Bang her and end a life without sex 2) Maintain my self-esteem. You know which one I chose? The second and I don't regret it.... I spent another 2 years without sex but damn, the first time was memorable...

Next time remember, Quality instead of Quantity, always. So yes... Keep moving.
10-26-2017 05:56 AM
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Did this happen in Eagle, Colorado?

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10-26-2017 07:35 AM
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
BTW, my scale is:
10: Does not exist
9: Ya'll know
8: Cute and hot
7: Would like to bang a lot, could even be my GF
6: Would like to bang a lot
5: Would bang
4: Would bang only with alcohol or if its too easy and I don't have other options for the night
3: Would not bang
2: Discusting
1: Does not exist
10-26-2017 08:19 AM
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(10-26-2017 07:35 AM)GlobalMan Wrote:  Did this happen in Eagle, Colorado?

lol no, it happened in Santiago, why?
10-26-2017 08:20 AM
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(10-25-2017 08:27 PM)Kobe Wrote:  
(10-25-2017 05:53 PM)kaotic Wrote:  In hindsight did you research her a bit ? Check out her IG/FB, social media ?

Nah I didn't even ask for her last name.
I followed the "bang in 4 messages" game haha.

Well that's why, you should ALWAYS do at least a bit of recon work before meeting some hyna.

That way you don't waste your time.

A girl sending me selfies saved alot of time because I went silent a few texts after I get their pictures.

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10-26-2017 12:01 PM
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
One of my friends go to moves is to exchange instagrams as a means of escalating. Then if her IG matches her profile, escalate further. Cuts down on the catfishes, and if you have a dope Instagram cuts down on flakes. Sadly, I do not have a dope Instagram at the moment.
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RE: Just had the worst laid of my life.
There's been 1-2 girls I hesitated fucking but I have this thing where my younger and older self would regret not getting with any chick that wanted to sleep with me and didn't have an STD. I remember one girl earlier this year I was hesitant after meeting for a Tinder date, because I thought she'd be a little better looking. I brought her back up, she was very down so I was thinking what am I gonna do here? I realize I had some vodka left in the fridge so I drank what I had left right in front of her, then once I had a buzz I decided fuck it, I grab her and fucked her and it ended up working out much better than I could've imagined. Vodka made me hornier than a jack rabbit and that girl despite being disappointing looks wise, knew how to fucking ride a dick with a nice pussy. Still one of the most talented girls combined with how her pussy felt that I've fucked.

Point in all that is sometimes your dick does the talking for you if you have a high enough sex drive or a little addicted to sex lol.

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