Post: #1

...you bang her mom! :-)

(I am of the mind this is almost entirely, totally fake. I don't see any overweight, 34-year-old alcoholic female being as honest about her issues as this person is)

How Do I Reconcile With My Husband After He Slept With My Mom

Quote:My husband would be disgusted with the way I have let myself go and would probably refuse to have sex with me but he’s happily screwing my mother now and enjoying her perfect body.

Post: #2

Proper response?

No.

Post: #3

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Post: #4

(07-17-2017 09:58 AM)trian1 Wrote:  ...you bang her mom! :-)

(I am of the mind this is almost entirely, totally fake. I don't see any overweight, 34-year-old alcoholic female being as honest about her issues as this person is)

How Do I Reconcile With My Husband After He Slept With My Mom

Quote:My husband would be disgusted with the way I have let myself go and would probably refuse to have sex with me but he’s happily screwing my mother now and enjoying her perfect body.

God, that Captain Awkward guy is a giant pussy. I almost couldn't read his "advice" at the end.

Post: #5

(07-17-2017 01:39 PM)not_dead_yet Wrote:  

(07-17-2017 09:58 AM)trian1 Wrote:  ...you bang her mom! :-)

(I am of the mind this is almost entirely, totally fake. I don't see any overweight, 34-year-old alcoholic female being as honest about her issues as this person is)

How Do I Reconcile With My Husband After He Slept With My Mom

Quote:My husband would be disgusted with the way I have let myself go and would probably refuse to have sex with me but he’s happily screwing my mother now and enjoying her perfect body.

God, that Captain Awkward guy is a giant pussy. I almost couldn't read his "advice" at the end.

Captain Awkward is actually a female, which may explain that

Post: #6

If your woman is asking for an open relationship it is already too late; her hamster/mind is some place else (unless she is into girls and wants to have threesomes with you and girls).

Post: #7

The proper response is to walk out, not look back, never come back, and over your shoulder with as much disgust as you can muster say, "For your next guy, loose weight, chunk." Making sure you're recording it so the bitch can't accuse you of assault to get back at you.

Post: #8

Same as Kosko and Germanicus, proper response is

Post: #9

(07-17-2017 03:27 PM)Sam Malone Wrote:  Same as Kosko and Germanicus, proper response is

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #10

this video is basically as old as the internet...

"I know exactly what I have to do. I'm gonna fuck your mom... now go home and tell your mom she's about to get fucked."

Post: #11

Re: "Get the fuck out!"

Then again. I'd perhaps be too disgusted to be all that vitriolic.

A mere - "There's the door. Leave.", should suffice.
No need to add fuel to her drama.

Post: #12

This has been done as a 9 minute fully acted comedy film and posted on youtube 11 years ago in 2006 !


HomeBase - im gonna fuck your mom

Post: #13

I've told my wife point blank that any kind of need to go "discover herself" that involves another man's dick means she's toast.

Post: #14

(07-17-2017 02:05 PM)kosko Wrote:  If your woman is asking for an open relationship it is already too late; her hamster/mind is some place else (unless she is into girls and wants to have threesomes with you and girls).

Yeah this is lag indicator; a symptom of probably years of passivity, weak leadership and not and steering the relationship in the direction you want it to go. Unless it's something you're actually into and have discussed. E.g. swingers lifetstyle.

Post: #15

To clarify, since my thread title may be inaccurate --

The issue isn't that his wife asked for an open relationship -- it just says they were in one -- but rather the supposed husband's response to being in one.

The "I'm going to f*ck your mom" movie is best at capturing that :-)

Post: #16

Theres two types of open relationship.

1. The man gets to fuck other women and the wife turns a blind eye but stays monogamous.

2. Cuckoldry

Post: #17

The proper response is not to her... it's to yourself. You need to tell yourself at that point to get the fuck out of Dodge, assuming you are not chained to a house. If you are, it would be easier to kick the Devil out of Hell than to kick her out of your living space.

Bottom line: it will only get worse after that point.

Post: #18

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divorce_Italian_Style

Post: #19

No.

The only response:

Post: #20

Normally, in years gone by, the proper response would be to tell her to GTFO.

Unfortunately, in the current era, that will just result in one getting divorce raped; so initially I would recommend to appear to go along with everything she wants, all the while you prepare for the divorce by moving assets, draining credit lines, selling off or moving anything that can be, etc.

Once that has been done, then one can tell her off, have the divorce papers served and cut all ties.

Post: #21

Drunk 34 y.o. Hamster Wrote:I have a drinking problem but it is not a problem I feel any need to resolve and I am drawn to men who are also drinkers like me. I can have a glass of wine in the morning and drink until I pass out in the afternoon and wake up when my lover comes home and go to the pub with him and start drinking again. My husband can’t tolerate that behaviour which is why I moved in with my current lover.
(Her lover is an alcoholic)
...
This past Sunday my lover and I went to a country pub and I glanced in the dining room and saw my husband with a beautiful older woman, but not just any woman. It was my mother and ... they were quite obviously in love with each other. ... I went to the toilet and threw up and then I dragged my lover out of the pub and went straight to the off-licence where I bought a litre bottle of vodka and drank it at his house until I passed out.
...
My mother is the one having long talks with my husband at night, or going to a nice restaurant with him or the theatre and I am at a grubby pub every night with my alcoholic lover.

I have started stalking them, sitting in the car down the street from our house, drinking vodka from the bottle

TL;DR: Dead Horse Beaten By Vodka Bottle Wielding Hamster.



I've got no words to describe this whole situation.

Self-explanatory quotes:

Proverbs 21:9, 19 and 23:33, 35 (NIV) Wrote:Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife. Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and ill-tempered wife.

Your eyes will see strange sights and your mind imagine confusing things. "They hit me," you will say, "but I'm not hurt! They beat me, but I don't feel it! When will I wake up so I can find another drink?"

Post: #22

I only know one woman who suggested that. Her husband, who was in his 50's, went out and found an 18-year-old-girl.

Post: #23

How about "fuck no" GTFO