Post: #1451

I hate when a TV, radio host, or blogger interviews someone, and they say "I caught up with X", to say they interviewed them. What? They are so dynamic and busy and on the move, you had to chase after them, but you were able to catch them?

It's a stupid phrase, and I see it everywhere.

Post: #1452

I hate my state.

Oregon Becomes First State to Offer "Not Specified" Gender Option on Identification Cards.

Quote:The change became inevitable after an Oregon judge’s decision last June to allow then 52-year-old Jamie Shupe the right to legally identify as non-binary, which was thought to be a first in the United States, according to NPR.

“My gender identity has never been male, but I feel like I have to own up to my male biology,” Shupe told the Oregonian at the time. “Being non-binary allows me to do that. I’m a mixture of both. I consider myself as a third sex.”

Post: #1453

All the "Craft brewery" beers. Half taste like gym sock juice. It has become trendy to start a beer company, especially when you can outsource the beer making to a more reputable brewery.

I pick up some cans of a local Toronto brewery as it said it's good with food. This stuff is swill and tastes like ass. I've had better hobo beers and malt liqour than this stuff. Once again some crafty small outfit can't even make a basic batch of damn beer. I might have to write a letter. Last time I wrote a letter it was to a brewery to tell them their highly reviewed ( I suspect the reviews were bought) beer was the worst shit I ever drank in my life. It was so bad I had to order another bottle just to make sure I didn't have a skunky one.

So many Soy faggots making beer these days. Let the real OGs who take it serious make the stuff. Nothing worse than drinking a shitty beer by surprise.

Post: #1454

I hate living in London.

I can't walk 10 minutes without being asked for money / a spare cigarette or without seeing a gang.

Recently a man was stabbed with a machete in the stomach outside a betting shop.

Witnesses say they saw him kneeling down trying to pull his innards back inside.

Post: #1455

(06-16-2017 08:28 PM)UlteriorMotive Wrote:  I hate living in London.

I can't walk 10 minutes without being asked for money / a spare cigarette or without seeing a gang.

Recently a man was stabbed with a machete in the stomach outside a betting shop.

Witnesses say they saw him kneeling down trying to pull his innards back inside.

That takes some effort unless it was this:



Not knocking you, sorry London sucks.

Post: #1456

Funfact: If you live in a first world country, someone opens up your guts and your organs come spilling out, resist the urge to pile them back in. The surgeons are only going to have to take them all out again to clean them off with the added complication of having to clean every surface on the inside that your re-scooped guts dragged filth all over.

Post: #1457

If a man cannot get his vehicle up to the speed limit he should be castrated and have his gender legally changed to female. Any man that willingly drives like a geriatric fossil is a faggot.

Also, 99% of people taking the on-ramp as a nice sunday drive at 40-45mph instead of using it for it's intended purpose: get up to the god damn speed of the interstate. I really shouldn't expect more from the drivers around here, nothing but mouth breathing zombies, at the very best.

Post: #1458

I hate clickbait, a bunch of trolls posting crap online.

There's a place in hell for clickbaiters. They have to sit on a computer writing to people suffering about how to get out of hell, but it's fake. They find some help from a fake website from Earth to get out. They click on it, but then it says "Ha Ha! You're stuck here gullible moron". They are then taken to a room where they must hear "Trollol" from Eduard Khil who occasionaly comes down from Heaven to troll the trollers.

Post: #1459

(06-17-2017 05:25 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  Funfact: If you live in a first world country, someone opens up your guts and your organs come spilling out, resist the urge to pile them back in. The surgeons are only going to have to take them all out again to clean them off with the added complication of having to clean every surface on the inside that your re-scooped guts dragged filth all over.

So what do you suggest? Lay there and bleed out?

Not trolling, just need some advice in case that ever happens.

Post: #1460

(06-19-2017 09:57 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(06-17-2017 05:25 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  Funfact: If you live in a first world country, someone opens up your guts and your organs come spilling out, resist the urge to pile them back in. The surgeons are only going to have to take them all out again to clean them off with the added complication of having to clean every surface on the inside that your re-scooped guts dragged filth all over.

So what do you suggest? Lay there and bleed out?

Not trolling, just need some advice in case that ever happens.

The organs being on the outside are not what's killing you. It's the blood loss and the shock. Scooping your guts up is going to solve neither. I said "first world country" but what I should have said is "has access to paramedics". I suppose if you were alone and had no access to a phone then you've obviously got to scoop up your guts and find help. But if you can call an ambulance then your best bet is to sit your ass down and call the emergency services. Try to to make sure they understand your location, that you've been stabbed and that you're losing a lot of blood.

If you're in a third world nation with no access to emergency medical care, well then I don't know what to say other than "can I have your stuff?"

Post: #1461

(06-15-2017 02:45 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  They'd get drunk and stumble in at 2 in the morning, dropping a shit-load in tips for crappy coffee and gristle-burgers served by plain-Janes that suddenly learned how to crack a smile.

Is that not evidence that tipping gives incentive to provide better service?

Post: #1462

I hate when people say "Two wrongs don't make a right". It's bullshit logic said to you after reacting to someone that wrongs you while excusing the person that did the wrongdoing in the first place.

Post: #1463

(06-20-2017 12:23 PM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  

(06-15-2017 02:45 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  They'd get drunk and stumble in at 2 in the morning, dropping a shit-load in tips for crappy coffee and gristle-burgers served by plain-Janes that suddenly learned how to crack a smile.

Is that not evidence that tipping gives incentive to provide better service?

I think having your ass fired if you give shitty service is a good incentive.

Post: #1464

(06-17-2017 05:25 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  Funfact: If you live in a first world country, someone opens up your guts and your organs come spilling out, resist the urge to pile them back in. The surgeons are only going to have to take them all out again to clean them off with the added complication of having to clean every surface on the inside that your re-scooped guts dragged filth all over.

Post: #1465

(06-21-2017 01:30 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

(06-20-2017 12:23 PM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  

(06-15-2017 02:45 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  They'd get drunk and stumble in at 2 in the morning, dropping a shit-load in tips for crappy coffee and gristle-burgers served by plain-Janes that suddenly learned how to crack a smile.

Is that not evidence that tipping gives incentive to provide better service?

I think having your ass fired if you give shitty service is a good incentive.

That involves a business having reliable labor pool that can pass a drug test and shows up most of the time.

Post: #1466

Yesterday, a Yank told us a story of approaching and number closing two 10s from Brazil. Didn't have pics, so I called him out.

I did that because a few days ago, he kiss closed an Argentinian girl who was between 6 and 7. He said she was an 8.

I hate it when guys misrepresent girls in order to have a better story, and will always call them out on it.

Post: #1467

^ I like your style.

I am visiting family right now a relative has an in-law he calls beautiful. I got to spend a day with her recently she is a barely mid 6.

It really is light white knighting. Makes life worse for all men.

Post: #1468

All beers on tap now are some over hopped form of IPA crap. The more bitter the better. Ill be glad when the hipster hoppy fad is over and Belgian styles (aka good tasting beer) makes a come back

Post: #1469

^ Where I bartend, there's on 3 IPA's on tap. Heh.

Post: #1470

(Yesterday 11:57 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  All beers on tap now are some over hopped form of IPA crap. The more bitter the better. Ill be glad when the hipster hoppy fad is over and Belgian styles (aka good tasting beer) makes a come back

I've had some tasty Belgian IPAs in Ghent and Antwerp. Face it, the whole world will soon be drinking only highly hopped biers!

Post: #1471

(Yesterday 12:26 PM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  ^ Where I bartend, there's on 3 IPA's on tap. Heh.

YardHouse got rid of their Chimay Cinque Cents, voted number 1 beer in the world competition several years in a row, to make room for some crappy IPA that tastes like sucking on pine tar, no doubt.

First world problems though

Post: #1472

(Yesterday 12:29 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

(Yesterday 11:57 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  All beers on tap now are some over hopped form of IPA crap. The more bitter the better. Ill be glad when the hipster hoppy fad is over and Belgian styles (aka good tasting beer) makes a come back

I've had some tasty Belgian IPAs in Ghent and Antwerp. Face it, the whole world will soon be drinking only highly hopped biers!

Cretins

Thank the beer gods sours are on the rise though.

Post: #1473

^ Sours are great. Especially when they're not overly sweet.

My earlier post I meant to say there's ONLY 3 IPA's on tap.

Post: #1474

I absolutely despise IPA's they taste like shit.

Sours are a different story, those are good!

Post: #1475

(Yesterday 03:21 PM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  ^ Sours are great. Especially when they're not overly sweet.

My earlier post I meant to say there's 3 too many IPA's on tap.

Fixed it