Post: #1

Two weeks ago a friend called and asked me to join him out at some bar. He was with his girlfriend and another chick (Stacia) who they had, unbeknownst to me, set me up with. Also out was another guy and another girl. So there is 3 girls and 3 guys. The other girl was smoking hot and i had a good vibe with. Unfortunately, she was the roommate of the chick (Stacia) i was set up with. Furthermore, the chick i was set up with was into me. My friend did me a huge favor and hung around Stacia so I could get some alone time with her roommate. It was a huge favor because Stacia was slightly fat with a somewhat gross face. A 5 at best. She also had a really annoying personality and dance moves that made you embarrassed to be in her general vicinity. Long story short the roommate just wasnt that into me and the night ended and I was dropped off.

At home I got lonely and bored so I texted Stacia. After a bit of a fuss she showed up. The sex had already been implied. So within 5 minutes I'm banging her on my floor. Then I spread her butt cheeks and hacked a loogie right into her asshole. Then I plopped my thumb up her ass. Within two seconds of my thumbs insertion something went drastically wrong. The room obtained an overwhelming stench of shit. Somehow the mere insertion of my thumb caused the entirety of my room to reek. It was like someone had just lit an asshole candle. I almost barfed but somehow I maintained my boner. The craziest thing was that when i pulled my thumb out to check how much poop was on there....there was nothing, yet the smell remained.

What I did next might baffle you. Perhaps I was angered at the scent of her asshole but I believe that I wanted to punish her for this unfortunate event (that is the only justification i can come up with.) I stuffed my dick up her ass. The same ass that caused the insane smell. She was in instant pain and did not allow me to penetrate her smelly hole any more. So I continued to uneventfully fuck her vagina until i was done. She stuck around for about a half hour before leaving. Thank God.

I learned a couple valuable lessons from this unfortunate incident. The next morning I had a sever case of POD (post orgasmic disgust.) It wasnt even totally because of the poop stench but more because she was nasty and retarded. The first lesson is that chicks who are 5's or below must not think they are ever going to get laid and therefore do not maintain their fuck holes (she also had a full bush). And the second is that I cannot continue to lower my standards when I am drunk. Although, I dont regret this sexual exploit, as I never regret any of my exploits, this was a pretty terrible experience that I hope to never repeat.

Thoughts, questions, concerns. Please, I think I need help.

Post: #2

Don´t fuck ugly chicks!

LOL!

Post: #3

Your forum name is very appropriate in light of your story.

Post: #4

(02-10-2012 10:16 AM)HotShit Wrote:  Two weeks ago a friend called and asked me to join him out at some bar. He was with his girlfriend and another chick (Stacia) who they had, unbeknownst to me, set me up with. Also out was another guy and another girl. So there is 3 girls and 3 guys. The other girl was smoking hot and i had a good vibe with. Unfortunately, she was the roommate of the chick (Stacia) i was set up with. Furthermore, the chick i was set up with was into me. My friend did me a huge favor and hung around Stacia so I could get some alone time with her roommate. It was a huge favor because Stacia was slightly fat with a somewhat gross face. A 5 at best. She also had a really annoying personality and dance moves that made you embarrassed to be in her general vicinity. Long story short the roommate just wasnt that into me and the night ended and I was dropped off.

At home I got lonely and bored so I texted Stacia. After a bit of a fuss she showed up. The sex had already been implied. So within 5 minutes I'm banging her on my floor. Then I spread her butt cheeks and hacked a loogie right into her asshole. Then I plopped my thumb up her ass. Within two seconds of my thumbs insertion something went drastically wrong. The room obtained an overwhelming stench of shit. Somehow the mere insertion of my thumb caused the entirety of my room to reek. It was like someone had just lit an asshole candle. I almost barfed but somehow I maintained my boner. The craziest thing was that when i pulled my thumb out to check how much poop was on there....there was nothing, yet the smell remained.

What I did next might baffle you. Perhaps I was angered at the scent of her asshole but I believe that I wanted to punish her for this unfortunate event (that is the only justification i can come up with.) I stuffed my dick up her ass. The same ass that caused the insane smell. She was in instant pain and did not allow me to penetrate her smelly hole any more. So I continued to uneventfully fuck her vagina until i was done. She stuck around for about a half hour before leaving. Thank God.

I learned a couple valuable lessons from this unfortunate incident. The next morning I had a sever case of POD (post orgasmic disgust.) It wasnt even totally because of the poop stench but more because she was nasty and retarded. The first lesson is that chicks who are 5's or below must not think they are ever going to get laid and therefore do not maintain their fuck holes (she also had a full bush). And the second is that I cannot continue to lower my standards when I am drunk. Although, I dont regret this sexual exploit, as I never regret any of my exploits, this was a pretty terrible experience that I hope to never repeat.

Thoughts, questions, concerns. Please, I think I need help.

I'm glad i read this story AFTER i ate. yuk !

Post: #5

Well done.

Post: #6

I'm sensing a common theme in these stories where one of us fucks a fat or ugly/fat chick. IT ENDS UP GOING HORRIBLY AND YOU GET GROSSED OUT. MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT FUCK FAT/UGLY CHICKS IT IS SERIOUSLY NOT WORTH THE PAIN AND SUFFERING YOU WILL ENDURE

Post: #7

Next time you should dirty sanchez her. She needs to clean her pipes before going to a guys house, period.

Post: #8

(02-10-2012 01:00 PM)Palo_alto Wrote:  Next time you should dirty sanchez her. She needs to clean her pipes before going to a guys house, period.

lol I tried to but the bitch wouldnt blow me

Post: #9

You fucked up your chances with the girl you like. At least you got laid though.

Post: #10

Drunk +Lonely+Horny= Do Anything with Anything

Post: #11

My guess is you pushing your thumb in her ass simply released accumulated gas in her lower GI tract. And there was probably turd in there - it just hadn't worked its way down into the lower tract yet. I guess a 5 is the kind of chick you want to do that filthy shit with, because if she isn't with it you don't want to see her again anyway. With a hotter chick you would probably ease your way into more deviant sex acts...HA HA!

You're right - chicks that don't expect anyone to see them naked slack on the upkeep. Chicks that are dating/fucking regularly keep everything tight, from pube trimming and douching to keeping their legs shaved.

Post: #12

This belongs on a personal blog, not here. There's no game lesson here.

Post: #13

(02-10-2012 12:57 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  I'm sensing a common theme in these stories where one of us fucks a fat or ugly/fat chick. IT ENDS UP GOING HORRIBLY AND YOU GET GROSSED OUT. MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT FUCK FAT/UGLY CHICKS IT IS SERIOUSLY NOT WORTH THE PAIN AND SUFFERING YOU WILL ENDURE

Fat girls, by neglecting their physique, telegraph a perfect willingness to also neglect their hygiene. Invariably, something's going to go wrong, it's true. I've never encountered a chubby girl--on the rare occasion that I've hooked up with one--that didn't stink somehow, had some unkempt area of her body, or didn't have some other problem.

Fatness is a symptom of other problems, not just the problem itself.

Post: #14

(02-10-2012 03:54 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(02-10-2012 12:57 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  I'm sensing a common theme in these stories where one of us fucks a fat or ugly/fat chick. IT ENDS UP GOING HORRIBLY AND YOU GET GROSSED OUT. MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT FUCK FAT/UGLY CHICKS IT IS SERIOUSLY NOT WORTH THE PAIN AND SUFFERING YOU WILL ENDURE

Fat girls, by neglecting their physique, telegraph a perfect willingness to also neglect their hygiene. Invariably, something's going to go wrong, it's true. I've never encountered a chubby girl--on the rare occasion that I've hooked up with one--that didn't stink somehow, had some unkempt area of her body, or didn't have some other problem.

Fatness is a symptom of other problems, not just the problem itself.

I wouldn't be surprised if they pose higher STD risks too. I'd like to see those statistics.

Post: #15

I thought this was a follow-up forum attack 2/1 style

Post: #16

(02-10-2012 10:33 AM)Menace Wrote:  Your forum name is very appropriate in light of your story.

I think this is a 'friendly troll.' I'm a fan.

Banging a girl and *not* experiencing Post Orgasmic Disgust is almost a zen-like quality. Your state is totally impervious to negative perturbations. Questionable whether that's something you'd want though...

Post: #17

(02-10-2012 10:16 AM)HotShit Wrote:  Then I spread her butt cheeks and hacked a loogie right into her asshole. Then I plopped my thumb up her ass. Within two seconds of my thumbs insertion something went drastically wrong.

Poetry.

Post: #18

(02-10-2012 05:06 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

(02-10-2012 10:16 AM)HotShit Wrote:  Then I spread her butt cheeks and hacked a loogie right into her asshole. Then I plopped my thumb up her ass. Within two seconds of my thumbs insertion something went drastically wrong.

Poetry.

That's some Penthouse Forum shit right there

Post: #19

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Post: #20

(02-10-2012 06:26 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(02-10-2012 05:06 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

(02-10-2012 10:16 AM)HotShit Wrote:  Then I spread her butt cheeks and hacked a loogie right into her asshole. Then I plopped my thumb up her ass. Within two seconds of my thumbs insertion something went drastically wrong.

Poetry.

That's some Penthouse Forum shit right there

Thank you. That made this incident almost worth it.

My bad for putting it in the game forum. There was obviously no game involved in this

Post: #21

I'm surprised the term POD (post orgasmic disgust) never took off...

Post: #22

(02-10-2012 05:06 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

(02-10-2012 10:16 AM)HotShit Wrote:  Then I spread her butt cheeks and hacked a loogie right into her asshole. Then I plopped my thumb up her ass. Within two seconds of my thumbs insertion something went drastically wrong.

Poetry.

It's like an avid Penthouse reader decided to enter this contest.

Post: #23

(10-06-2018 10:38 PM)JackinMelbourne Wrote:  I'm surprised the term POD (post orgasmic disgust) never took off...

But it did, bro!





Dafuq why you resurrected this fucking thread, but at least it gave me an excuse to post Christian rock.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #24

I can't find the clip on YouTube but this thread reminds me of the scene when one of the characters describes getting a finger up the ass during a BJ from an old lady who invented the technique. "She's a pioneer!"