Post: #476

Prior to giving me head, one of my former plates said to me:

"I want to make you explode."

Then, after she had followed through on her intent to do just that, had a glazed over look in her eye (no pun intended), I asked her "What? What is it?" and she said "I almost came."

She almost came from giving me head...Now I can't be 100% certain she was telling the truth, but if she wasn't, she deserves a fucking Academy Award for that performance. Nearly a decade later and those words have still stuck with me.

Post: #477

"You have beautiful hair."

The first and probably the last time I'll get a compliment on my hair since I am balding.

Granted it was fake because I said that I liked her hair first and she probably said the same thing just to return the favor. She boosted my hair esteem and I thank her for that. I'll never forget it.

Post: #478

Chatting online with a girl:

"Okay, can I get some of your genes. Maybe I'll have supermodel baby. Hahaha. Because every time I see your picture..."

I mean, that is quite a compliment.

Post: #479

"When I'm with you I feel like I'm drunk". From a hot girl I wasn't fucking yet. I love the idea of creating an atmosphere vacuum where her conciousness is altered and her world turns upside down.

Post: #480

"I like choking on it."

Well okay then.

Post: #481

I'd been seeing a girl off and on for a couple months this year. I called her "Deadpan Plate." She does a great Aubrey Plaza impression.

One Friday night she texted me "so what are you up to tonight?"

Me: "Oh, you know, going to my boy Jarl Borg's place, to impregnate the daughter of Brunhilde, you know, the usual." (referencing the show "Vikings")

Her: "is that in providence"

Nice girl. We still have each other's numbers. We'll probably hook up again eventually.

Post: #482

During a rough session:

"I'm being gangbanged"

-Ex who was a virgin before me

Post: #483

"I feel like I've been hit by a truck..."

*pause*

"...but it was a nice truck."

Post: #484

"I just want you to burst inside me daddy"

Post: #485

"If you get your visa to come here, I promise I'll drink all your milk and leave you dry, so you can't bang any other bitch here"

Post: #486

(10-18-2016 10:28 AM)crispytaco Wrote:  "If you get your visa to come here, I promise I'll drink all your milk and leave you dry, so you can't bang any other bitch here"

Well.....did she keep her promise?

Post: #487

(10-18-2016 10:54 AM)BigTony Wrote:  Well.....did she keep her promise?

Partially (for about 2 days). I landed at 1 pm or so, and she was in my apt at 4 pm. I should go again... O.o

Post: #488

Earlier today -

'I enjoy submissiveness in private because the pain brings me incredible pleasure. '

These girls did not exist when I was in college.

Post: #489

You're my master.

^ I like that one. A lot.

Post: #490

"Sir, please cum inside me. Please, sir."

Post: #491

(10-18-2016 10:14 PM)CleanSlate Wrote:  "Sir, please cum inside me. Please, sir."

If she wants seconds, she has to ask Oliver Twist style.

Post: #492

Just remember guys, all these sweet things these women tell you....

They said them to me last week, before they said them to you.

Women are so nice, "you are the biggest, the best, the first etc etc" they know how to feed us the bullshit we love to lap up.....

Post: #493

Tru dat. That's a true player right there.

Post: #494

(10-19-2016 04:24 AM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  Just remember guys, all these sweet things these women tell you....

They said them to me last week, before they said them to you.

Women are so nice, "you are the biggest, the best, the first etc etc" they know how to feed us the bullshit we love to lap up.....

Exactly, there's nothing more a man likes than getting an ego-boost about his sexual performance from a hot chick. I think we're all guilty.

Post: #495

When you get into their heads good, get them completely into you/fuck them right, they will only be saying "oh my god...oh shit...holy shit...and mumbling and their eyes will roll back in their heads as they shudder uncontrollably.

Be careful though, that can lead to them latching on to you crazy hard if you can maintain disinterest.

Post: #496

(10-19-2016 04:24 AM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  Women are so nice, "you are the biggest, the best, the first etc etc" they know how to feed us the bullshit we love to lap up.....

Women are socialized to think of something nice to say very quickly. In their minds the quickness is a sign of sincerity, and the quality of the compliment is their social capital. Just look at how females greet other female acquaintances.

Detecting feminine sincerity; honestly still eludes me. Though they can think of some nice things to stroke your ego.

Post: #497

Are you always like that?
I think about you every time I sit down.
Both texts from the day after sex

Post: #498

Just got this from a girl last night:

"I'm funny"

She sucks at trying to be funny. Number is gone because her attempts at humor made me want to stick my head in a deep fryer.

Post: #499

From an indigenous Tahitian 19-year old student from France working as a receptionist in a shitty hotel in Bangkok for her internship: "If you don't let me foot the bill, I will never meet you again."

This was our second date. She was dead serious about her threat because I paid for the first date. $40 is serious money for broke students like her earning $350 a month but she was too proud to let me pay for her. I have never seen anything like that from girls below 25. And the sex was out of this world too. She didn't even let me call a taxi for her. She kissed me goodbye and left on her own every single time.

Post: #500

she does not say, but she blowjob to me every day :v