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Shit Test - Failed!
Ok Team,

The Latina girl I'm seeing is getting more attached, and is starting to ask subtler shit test questions which I have been passing but last time it got me completely out of guard. I think I failed miserably.
After some Wine and Cheese, I was having a great convo with this chick, then suddenly out of the blue, she asked me if I cheated on my last LTR of almost 6 years. I can tell this is something she has been thinking a lot because the way she went around it. Like a Tiger waiting for his pray's weakest moment. Now, American women usually do not ask this shit or I have never being asked such question. But it got me and after a minute of rambling and joking I could not find the right words to get out of this question. I failed when I try to put it on her saying some "you are projecting yourself on others" which I still think I kind of failed.
Ok Brothers, whats a good way to roll this shit test. I feel like Agree and Amplify just doesn't cut it for this one,. And yeah, I have traveled a lot because of work and usually have some flings in these trips. But gosh this chick read me like a children book, I felt it.
06-19-2016 04:41 PM
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Mellow Offline
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RE: Shit Test - Failed!
How do you feel about lying? I would have just said no and moved on even if I did.
Though if you don't want to lie then try a pressure flip instead of A&A..
Her-"Did you ever cheat on your ex?"
You-"Do ask men that because you have trust issues?" - smile and change the subject
06-19-2016 06:13 PM
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RE: Shit Test - Failed!
This one will take a while:

Her: "Did you cheat on your last LTR of sex years?"

You: "No. Pass the cheese and wine."
06-19-2016 07:03 PM
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RE: Shit Test - Failed!
"No. Want some more wine?"

Or a variant,

"I don't cheat as long as I don't get the topic brought up."

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06-20-2016 04:42 AM
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RE: Shit Test - Failed!
This wasnt a shit test, it was a straightforward question with the obvious answer being the correct one. No.

You overthought this one.
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06-21-2016 06:24 PM
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RE: Shit Test - Failed!
Thats such a stupid question, as anyone who would cheat would lie without blinking.

I think it's more of an IQ test, to see if you were stupid enough to say yes.
06-21-2016 09:22 PM
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RE: Shit Test - Failed!
(06-21-2016 06:24 PM)Repo Wrote:  This wasnt a shit test, it was a straightforward question with the obvious answer being the correct one. No.

You overthought this one.

Agreed.

Going forward, you don't mention it in the future. If she comes back to it you can say: "As long as I'm happy, why should I cheat?"

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06-25-2016 12:33 PM
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Quote:Going forward, you don't mention it in the future. If she comes back to it you can say: "As long as I'm happy, why should I cheat?"

Good advice from the fellas. This is a good one because makes her remember that she needs to keep you happy.
06-25-2016 02:08 PM
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RE: Shit Test - Failed!
(06-25-2016 12:33 PM)TheMaleBrain Wrote:  
(06-21-2016 06:24 PM)Repo Wrote:  This wasnt a shit test, it was a straightforward question with the obvious answer being the correct one. No.

You overthought this one.

Agreed.

Going forward, you don't mention it in the future. If she comes back to it you can say: "As long as I'm happy, why should I cheat?"

That's what I'm looking for. I really like this one. Its not dismissive nor aggressive. Classy. It's a counter shit test because it let her know that she needs to bring her A game to me or Ill bail. Man, that's money thanks!
06-25-2016 09:37 PM
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RE: Shit Test - Failed!
Glad to be of service.
An old Jewish joke (Yes, I'm a Jew) goes like this:
"Why does a Jew always answer with a question?
Why should he not answer with a question?"

Moral of the story - make her work for you.
Good luck

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06-26-2016 12:19 AM
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