Post: #751

Aside from the sarcasm, someone should tell snake man that open invitations are bad social proof.

Post: #752

If anyone has any of El Mech's old texts screens, please PM me a few. Or if you have an analysis of his text game, please PM some info.

Me and El Mech exchanged PMs and said for me to ask around for it.

Post: #753

Exchange following this approach . . .

The bulk of these were spaced out an hour or two apart.

me: Hey there, graceful girl
her: Yo!!! Ohh, what was your name again???? O.o I was gonna add you to the contacts
me: "Infinite Cool" has a nice ring to it. or "new boyfriend"
me: how bout "Dancer-Loving Stud"?
her: Ohhh my bad I took a nap it was too hot but the third one sounds cool. lol how's your day so far?
me: A naked nap - very sensible. The day is good. One girl of the many i've met caught my eye in particular . . .
her: lol more like a nap with a strong fan XD ahhh really Where were you heading off to? You had a folder lol????
me: I had just got dropped from jazz dance cuz of what i said.
her: What really???? Ohhh wow wait you're a dancer too??
me: naw joke. But I'd like to be, and to date one.
me: Do you feel that having a big ass can help with dance?
her: Ahhhh lol I get it well there's a lot of single dancers. Uhhhh it may have some setbacks especially in ballet lol why?
me: Huh? Haha! I meant mine! What were you thinking girl?
her: Lol you have a big butt I didnt know!!! But yeah it's harder with a butt cause ballet uses the muscles under the butt.
me: Yes, & of course you'd have known only if I had been in tights too.
her: Ohhh lol then we would be matching . . . haha you're fine though at least it's still there.
me: I guess such a thing is good for looks, but ya gotta carry it around so yeah.
me: Your panties must work overtime to stay stretched across that thing, especially in this heat.
her: Yeah :\ the tights & leotard become part of your skin in this heat.
me: we'd match, and you would ogle me so bad.
me: After we parted ways, I turned to check it out, & I think your underwear was showing.
her: Hahaha really XD XD XD and yeah!!!! One of my classmates pointed it out lol I'm going to wear a skirt cuz that was embarrassing. O.o
me: No you should keep it like that. Flaunt the goods.
her: lol you would, but I think I'll just wear the skirt.
me: What's a dance belt?
her: It's like what sumo wrestler wear. for male dancers to keep their lowers safe.
me: I get it. but when we practice together i wont wear one
her: most guys dont if they're doing elaborate leaps or somersaults its the dancer's cup
me: so if i were to do all kinds of jumps and leaps, my stuff would bobble around like wild, but thats what you like
her: yeah it would, and I do


Faded away not long after that. Damn.

Post: #754

Only in Thailand.

BTW this is my first interaction with this girl.

Shocked to say the least

Post: #755

(03-29-2013 04:39 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(03-29-2013 03:56 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(03-29-2013 03:50 PM)Menace Wrote:  

(03-29-2013 03:33 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(03-29-2013 03:27 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  ^ that's a fat chick I can tell by the way she texts

Surprisingly ...she's a tall Russian girl with a big booty. Blond hair. Blue eyes.

No one can measure up to Lexus.

It's rough today Menace. 3 of my regulars have boyfriends now.

I find it mind boggling that dudes ltr up on some of these girls. I collected some on facebook over the years and to see these dudes doing all this stupid shit is amazing. This one last week was in Puerto Rico with her Fiancee. I met her and smashed in two hours, nothing special or even worth a second try but some dude and I'll even say way above average is taking her on trips. WTF? I think we need a new thread on this..

I still have these two girls from AZ I had a public threesome with in Mexico on FB. Both are married now, one with a kid - both still smoking hot. If only those husbands knew what trashy ho's they really were.

Post: #756

How to pick up pro-choice chicks

Post: #757

Kristy: Sir, you can retrieve your tie after I frisk you, and I'll be very thorough. And there's an oral portion to the frisk.
Kristy: Mmmff, when I get hit I can feel it get bigger in my mouth.

me: If you provide quality oral frisking, you'll have to finish the job when we land on the Strip. Also strip. I'm going to strap you down.

Kristy: I want to go to the Spearmint Rhino with you, then give you a private party.
Kristy: Ok, strap me down. But we have a safeword - the safeword is...hey is that a ball gag? Oh-mfffff mff mfff!

Post: #758

My text game as been pretty shitty of late and have been trying to recall back to when it was on point. So I've gone back to my absurdist ways.

Moved this chick from POF to text on to a meetup pretty quickly.








Girl who I've been banging recently complaining that she gets sick all the time but doesnt "believe" in vitamins.
Who says talking politics dries women up?

Post: #759

(01-07-2016 08:08 PM)pialox Wrote:  

Quote:You could say you're a real dictator

Post: #760

Grabbed this girl's number from Tinder. Tried to get her to come over straight to my place for the first date. She sent a B-52 on that suggestion but she's still messaging me hoping to have me as an orbiter. Good exercise in the art of trolling, a skill I lack.

Her: I removed my Tinder What's your Facebook?
Me: You're just gonna stalk me
Her: Loooooooooooool. No way we're gonna be the best of friends now
Me: We'll see
Her: You don't want to be friends now?
Me: I'll be your friend. With benefits
Her: Like getting McDonald's and stuff
Me: I'm lovin' it

Post: #761

Bit of a long one - couldn't leave anything out though.

Background - my buddy brings a girl home a few weekends ago. She comes back and hangs out and is annoying the whole time. He ends up banging her on an air mattress in the dining room of the place we were at in clear view of everybody. Next morning she overstays her welcome and gets a ride back to her car with all of us. Sits between the guy she banged and me, with her hands on both of our thighs (wrapped around grabbing the inside) and rubbing. Later that day adds me on Facebook and i accept it because whatever.

Last night she randomly sends me a pic on FB messenger. So i decided to light her up.

Post: #762

Oldie but goodie, was looking for a group text and couldn't remember who this chick was

How to lose a cat lady -

Post: #763

Jesus Christ masterbacja... your first message was good, every other message afterwards was cringeworthy, lame, needy, pompous as she said, and it just got worse as it went on.

Post: #764

Seriously Red,

I would lay the option out there and that was it, trolling a sub par woman online isn't worthy of anything.

Post: #765

(06-04-2016 10:39 AM)MasterBacja Wrote:  snip

Curious what the timestamp on the final message was. I mean, if you literally had nothing better to do and chatting her up was entertaining, then cool. Really just looks like you were trying to get laid, she wasn't buying, but you stayed in the conversation to see if you could still convince her and made half-assed attempts at drawing it out then just turned a little butthurt so you started fucking with her. This is a classic text-book convo with a girl. They want to be entertained and have the last word.

Post: #766

(07-17-2016 03:22 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

(06-04-2016 10:39 AM)MasterBacja Wrote:  snip

Curious what the timestamp on the final message was. I mean, if you literally had nothing better to do and chatting her up was entertaining, then cool. Really just looks like you were trying to get laid, she wasn't buying, but you stayed in the conversation to see if you could still convince her and made half-assed attempts at drawing it out then just turned a little butthurt so you started fucking with her. This is a classic text-book convo with a girl. They want to be entertained and have the last word.

Doesn't everyone with any kind of ego strive for the last word? Not just chicks.

Post: #767

More jokes about killing my date/gf. They love it. Usually.

Post: #768

(07-17-2016 03:22 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

(06-04-2016 10:39 AM)MasterBacja Wrote:  snip

Curious what the timestamp on the final message was. I mean, if you literally had nothing better to do and chatting her up was entertaining, then cool. Really just looks like you were trying to get laid, she wasn't buying, but you stayed in the conversation to see if you could still convince her and made half-assed attempts at drawing it out then just turned a little butthurt so you started fucking with her. This is a classic text-book convo with a girl. They want to be entertained and have the last word.

I had forgotten about this so I never saw the replies.

I dunno about butthurt but after re-reading it I could see where that's a fair assessment just looking at the texts. I can't remember exactly why I thought this was worthy of sharing- it made me laugh at the time but then again to be honest I drink a lot so it's hard to say what my motivations are at any given time.

Also, @redpilluk, I didn't really personally think it was "needy" at any point but I mean knowing (somewhat) my own motivation might make me biased. In any event it gave me a laugh remembering this and reading the replies. I'm a weird fucking dude so the reaction is right in line with what i should expect considering I thought it was funny enough to post.

Post: #769

This thread is gold -- but needs more el mechanico. Anyone still have his old texts?

Post: #770

this is shit

Post: #771

It is not showing up El Mechanio's texts screenshots. All I see is this: SCREENSHOT

Is there any way to see them?

Post: #772

   

Post: #773

(05-25-2018 10:19 AM)victorfrank Wrote:  It is not showing up El Mechanio's texts screenshots. All I see is this: SCREENSHOT

Is there any way to see them?

I believe that means el mech deleted the attachments from his account, so they're gone forever.

Post: #774

From today with the only 9 I've matched with recently.

-You look boring, but it's erect anyway
-I'm a bit
-Cute
-Number #?
-[gives number]

Post: #775

After writing a few hours , and agreeing on meeting if time allows the next day

that next day.
Her: are you hungry ?
Me : Yes
Her : I am coming to pick you up with car and we go to X , where are you ? (note : this was her town and said the day before she knows where to go)
Me : I am in shopping mall X
Her : I will be in 10 minutes at that exit next to hotel X
Me : OK I will be there
Her : How will I recognize you ?
Me : Just look at the guy who will look terrified

the goal was to mention politely that I am rather shy/introverted and to make her expect the worse.
Later during the date , she has been positively surprised.